Download or read book 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric Covered Box written by Scott Adams and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-10-20 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate two decades of Dilbert's office antics with this deluxe collector's edition that includes an original Introduction and commentary by Adams.
Download or read book 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric Covered Box A Dilbert Book written by and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Anyone who works in a fabric-covered box can relate to Dilbert. Since 1989, Dilbert has been the touchstone of office humor for people all over the world. As long as there are corrupt businesses, inept bosses and downright loathsome co-workers, there is plenty to chuckle at. Convinced your co-worker is a demon? That your boss is incompetent? That your dog is out to get you? Dilbert believes you, and this book proves it.
Download or read book 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric covered Box written by Scott Adams and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Your New Job Title Is Accomplice written by Scott Adams and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2013-05-21 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection that riffs on the fodder of everyday office life and technology and features the irrepressible clueless Boss, insane co-workers, and the acerbic Dogbert.
Download or read book Your Accomplishments Are Suspiciously Hard to Verify written by Scott Adams and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2011-08-16 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adams tackles Elbonian slave labor, faulty product recalls, less-than-anonymous employee surveys, and more. From Dilbert's invention of a portable brain scanner to his moonlighting as a professional corporate crime scene cleaner, this latest treasury chronicles pointless projects, interminable meetings, and ill-conceived office policies one Dilbert strip at a time.
Download or read book I Can t Remember If We re Cheap Or Smart written by Scott Adams and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2012-10-16 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of Dilbert comics featuring white collar workers and clueless management.
Download or read book Problem Identified written by Scott Adams and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2010-07-20 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adams affectionately ridicules inept office colleagues--those co-workers behind the pointless projects, interminable meetings, and ill-conceived "downsizings"--in this thematically linked collection of "Dilbert" comic strips.
Download or read book How s That Underling Thing Working Out for You written by Scott Adams and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2011-11-29 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tegneserie. Presents comic strips featuring the characters of Dilbert, Dogbert, and their friends and co-workers, as they try to survive the day-to-day operations of a large corporation
Download or read book Teamwork Means You Can t Pick the Side That s Right written by Scott Adams and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2012-04-17 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection that riffs on the fodder of everyday office life and features the irrepressible clueless Boss, the acerbic Dogbert, and the evil Human Resources director, Catbert.
Download or read book Cubes and Punishment written by Scott Adams and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2007-11 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dilbert and his co-workers cope with senior management, the pointy-haired boss, Dogbert, Catbert, and each other as they struggle to survive, in a collection of excerpts from the comic strip about life at a large corporation.
Download or read book I m Not Anti Business I m Anti Idiot written by Scott Adams and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 1998-03 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Scott Adams has accomplished a rare feat. In his wildly successful cartoon strip, Dilbert, he has transformed the daily drudgery of the workplace into a fresh, comic commentary on life. Consider the cast: a devious and egomaniacal dog who fully intends to rule the world, a former lab rat so eager for acceptance that he's willing to work as a temp, a cat that is an evil HR director—and those are just the animals in Dilbert's world. Mix in the frustrated title character, his clueless pointy-haired boss, and an office full of insecure and dissatisfied white-collar workers and you get the hottest comic strip around. In I'm Not Anti-Business, I'm Anti-Idiot, Adams has truly found a way to relate the sometimes unbelievable craziness of the business world. Since Dilbert first gave a voice to discontented cubicle dwellers, the strip has consistently appeared at the top of comic page popularity polls. Today, the cartoon can be found stuck on office bulletin boards, personal computer monitors, and break-room refrigerators throughout the working world. This volume, I'm Not Anti-Business, I'm Anti-Idiot brings readers more of the bizarre fun. In it, they'll marvel at the escapades of Antina the non-stereotypical woman, who takes apart the office coffee machine "just for fun." They'll witness manager Ted, who just happens to have a beard growing from his forehead. And they'll recoil from Camping Carl, the office's nonstop self-storyteller, whom Dilbert manages to evade only by taking to his cubicle escape tunnel. No one captures modern office life like Adams, a former Pacific Bell employee. Dilbert evokes many laughs, tears, and "How did he know about our company?" comments from workers while at the same time appealing to supervisors who are certain they don't personally commit these managerial faux pas. I'm Not Anti-Business, I'm Anti-Idiot is guaranteed to deliver much, much more of what fans love most about Dilbert.
Download or read book Blindsight written by Peter Watts and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2006-10-03 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hugo and Shirley Jackson award-winning Peter Watts stands on the cutting edge of hard SF with his acclaimed novel, Blindsight Two months since the stars fell... Two months of silence, while a world held its breath. Now some half-derelict space probe, sparking fitfully past Neptune's orbit, hears a whisper from the edge of the solar system: a faint signal sweeping the cosmos like a lighthouse beam. Whatever's out there isn't talking to us. It's talking to some distant star, perhaps. Or perhaps to something closer, something en route. So who do you send to force introductions with unknown and unknowable alien intellect that doesn't wish to be met? You send a linguist with multiple personalities, her brain surgically partitioned into separate, sentient processing cores. You send a biologist so radically interfaced with machinery that he sees x-rays and tastes ultrasound. You send a pacifist warrior in the faint hope she won't be needed. You send a monster to command them all, an extinct hominid predator once called vampire, recalled from the grave with the voodoo of recombinant genetics and the blood of sociopaths. And you send a synthesist—an informational topologist with half his mind gone—as an interface between here and there. Pray they can be trusted with the fate of a world. They may be more alien than the thing they've been sent to find. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Download or read book Casual Day Has Gone Too Far written by Scott Adams and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 1997-03 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of black-and-white cartoon strips about life in the business world featuring Dilbert, the harassed engineer, and his friends.
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Download or read book Emotional Business written by Ravi Rao and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2012-06-27 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If youve ever felt ignored as a customer, humiliated by a teammate, drained by workplace politics, or painfully isolated in a big company, then youve experienced the business effects of emotional disconnection. In todays knowledge-driven and service centered economy, emotional excellence isnt idealism. It is a practical necessity for growth and retaining superior talent. The Industrial Revolution is over, and the Emotional Revolution has now begun. Recognizing that emotion is part of the fabric of human biology, the hundred billion neurons in every brain can be emotionally engaged to: Evoke intense customer passion to boost sales Eliminate the financial self-destruction of infighting Excite employees to care for each other to ensure effectiveness Written for anyone from the small business employee to the corporate CEO, this step-by step guidebook contains dozens of practical checklists and examples to immediately create connection with customers and colleagues. If you get the emotions right, you get the business right.
Download or read book Dilbert Turns 30 written by Scott Adams and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-22 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The cartoon hero of the workplace." --San Francisco Examiner Dilbert is the cubicle-bound star of the most photocopied, pinned-up, downloaded, faxed, and e-mailed comic strip in the world. As fresh a look at the inanity of office life as it brought to the comics pages when it first appeared in 1989, this new Dilbert collection comically confirms to the working public that we all really know what's going on. Our devices might be more sophisticated, our software and apps might be more plentiful, but when it gets down to interactions between the worker bees and the clueless in-controls, discontent and sarcasm rule, as only Dilbert can proclaim.
Download or read book Results written by Bruce A. Pasternack and published by Crown Business. This book was released on 2005-10-18 with total page 265 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every company has a personality. Does yours help or hinder your results? Does it make you fit for growth? Find out by taking the quiz that’s helped 50,000 people better understand their organizations at OrgDNA.com and to learn more about Organizational DNA. Just as you can understand an individual’s personality, so too can you understand a company’s type—what makes it tick, what’s good and bad about it. Results explains why some organizations bob and weave and roll with the punches to consistently deliver on commitments and produce great results, while others can’t leave their corner of the ring without tripping on their own shoelaces. Gary Neilson and Bruce Pasternack help you identify which of the seven company types you work for—and how to keep what’s good and fix what’s wrong. You’ll feel the shock of recognition (“That’s me, that’s my company”) as you find out whether your organization is: • Passive-Aggressive (“everyone agrees, smiles, and nods, but nothing changes”): entrenched underground resistance makes getting anything done like trying to nail Jell-O to the wall • Fits-and-Starts (“let 1,000 flowers bloom”): filled with smart people pulling in different directions • Outgrown (“the good old days meet a brave new world”): reacts slowly to market developments, since it’s too hard to run new ideas up the flagpole • Overmanaged (“we’re from corporate and we’re here to help”): more reporting than working, as managers check on their subordinates’ work so they can in turn report to their bosses • Just-in-Time (“succeeding, but by the skin of our teeth”): can turn on a dime and create real breakthroughs but also tends to burn out its best and brightest • Military Precision (“flying in formation”): executes brilliant strategies but usually does not deal well with events not in the playbook • Resilient (“as good as it gets”): flexible, forward-looking, and fun; bounces back when it hits a bump in the road and never, ever rests on its laurels For anyone who’s ever said, “Wow, that’s a great idea, but it’ll never happen here” or “Whew, we pulled it off again, but I’m tired of all this sprinting,” Results provides robust, practical ideas for becoming and remaining a resilient business. Also available as an eBook From the Hardcover edition.
