Download or read book 1123 Quirky Quotes about Cats written by Emma Boyes and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-30 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the only book of cat quotes you will ever need - a massive compendium of over 1123 words of WTF and wisdom about our favourite furry monsters. For your ease of use, it has been split into a several different sections to ensure there's something for everyone (or everyone who likes to read quotes about cats, anyway). Here are some samples: KITTENS! "A kitten...does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it." - Henry David Thoreau CRAZY CAT PEOPLE! "I used to love dogs until I discovered cats." - Nafisa Joseph CAT WASHING! "Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a cat." - Franklin P Jones GOOD ADVICE! "Never try to outstubborn a cat." - Robert A Heinlein PHILOSOPHY! "All you have to remember is Rule 1: When in doubt - Wash." - Paul Gallico And, as if that wasn't enough, the pages and pages of quotations are interspersed with pictures of ACTUAL CATS, too.
Download or read book A Purrfect Collection of Cat Quotes written by Sarah S. Davis and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-07 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cat got your tongue? Find wise, witty, and wonderful quotes about cats in this book for cat lovers...it's the cat's meow! From the #1 bestselling author of A Reader's Library of Book Quotes comes the perfect gift for the cat lover in your life. A Purrfect Collection of Cat Quotes is a charming book that captures the best cat quotes in one place: with no repeat quotes. Our feline friends have inspired words of wit, wonder, and wisdom through the ages. Find the best quotes about cats in this carefully curated anthology of 200+ quotations. See why Broke by Books Press quote books are better...with features like: A variety of quotes from interesting thinkers The quotes in this collection have been hand selected and sourced. An all-star lineup of cat-loving creatives, thinkers, and leaders are included, like Winston Churchill, Madeline L'Engle, William Shakespeare, Eckhart Tolle, Robert Heinlein, Beatrix Potter, and many more. Clean organization by theme Chapters are neatly divided into organized themes on topics like our relationship with cats, funny cat humor, cat attitude, the wisdom of cats, and the wonderful magic of our furry friends. Profiles of famous cat lovers This collection also features a spotlight on several notable cat lovers throughout history. For instance, learn about Queen frontman Freddie Mercury's love for cats and how celebrated actress Elizabeth Taylor was a classic cat lady. Each spotlight is generously illustrated with photographs. And authority: Selected and compiled by a librarian and experienced pet psychic whose writing has appeared on Kirkus Reviews, Book Riot, Electric Literature, and many others. Plus: Black and white photographs are included with each chapter.
Download or read book The Cat Fanatic written by Charles Elliott and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 442 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is the perfect gift for cat lovers. It is a great bedside companion, and a treasure-trove of memorable thoughts and sayings. You're either a cat person or you're not, but one thing's for sure, "The Cat Fanatic" is the purrrfect read for both feline fanciers and, surprisingly, foes. Filled with hundreds of quotes that both celebrate and admonish cats, and why they do the things they do, by a wide range of personalities including Charles Dickens, William Shakespeare, Beatrix Potter, TS Eliot, Ernest Hemingway, and more, "The Cat Fanatic" will leave you wanting to curl up with your kitty (if he lets you, that is) to laze the day away.
Download or read book Cat Truths What Your Cat Is Thinking But Can t Say written by Katy A Lauren and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-17 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Want a great gift for a cat lover that will make them laugh? Then, this funny quote book is just what you need. This book includes: Full-color pages Funny quotes about cats and what they are really thinking Color photos funny cats, cute cats, adorable kittens, and silly cats! Makes a wonderful gift for any cat lover who knows that cats are really the ones in charge. Grab your copy today!
Download or read book Feline Friends written by Quercus and published by Quercus Books. This book was released on 2007 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Feline Friends contains a selection of 60 wise and witty quotes about cats, from musings on their behavior and habits, to insights into their mischievous nature and quirks. Each quote is attributed, and is accompanied by a cute shot of one of a huge variety of breeds.
Download or read book My Cat and I Talk Shit about You written by Awesome Cats and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-11 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny offensive tongue in cheek Journal Diary "My Cat and I Talk Shit About You" is a perfect gift idea for any Cat mom or Cat dad, or cat lovers. This Journal Diary features a cover with the quote "My Cat and I Talk Shit About You with a Paw Print. It features a 100 page interior of blank lined journal paper. The perfect place to write all of the stuff you and your cat talk shit about!
Download or read book Dogs Have Owners Cats Have Staff written by Funny Cat Quotes Humor Gift Idea Laugha and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-06 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Cat Puns and Quotes, a nice Notebook and Dotted Dotgrid Planer for Mum, Dad, Brother, Sister and the hole Family. Nice Gift and Present for Christmas, Mothers Day, Fathers Day and Birthday.
Download or read book The Invention of Hugo Cabret written by Brian Selznick and published by Scholastic. This book was released on 2015-09-03 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An orphan and thief, Hugo lives in the walls of a busy train station. He desperately believes a broken automaton will make his dreams come true. But when his world collides with an eccentric girl and a bitter old man, Hugo's undercover life are put in jeopardy. Turn the pages, follow the illustrations and enter an unforgettable new world!
Download or read book The Lost Continent written by Bill Bryson and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2015-06-02 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “The kind of book Steinbeck might have written if he’d traveled with David Letterman.” —New York magazine An inspiring and hilarious account of one man’s rediscovery of America and his search for the perfect small town. Following an urge to rediscover his youth, Bill Bryson left his native Des Moines, Iowa, in a journey that would take him across 38 states. Lucky for us, he brought a notebook. With a razor wit and a kind heart, Bryson serves up a colorful tale of boredom, kitsch, and beauty when you least expect it. From Times Square to the Mississippi River to Williamsburg, Virginia, Bryson's keen and hilarious search for the perfect American small town is a journey straight into the heart and soul of America.
Download or read book Jenny Goes to Sea written by Esther Averill and published by New York Review of Books. This book was released on 2005-06-30 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Jenny Goes to Sea, our heroine makes her passage on the good ship Sea Queen with her master, Captain Tinker, and her adopted brothers, tiger cat Edward, and black-and-white cat Checkers. Once on board, they meet the adventurous ship's cat, Jack Tar. Leaving New York's harbor, the friends travel to Africa and Asia, and return through the Panama Canal. At each port they meet a colorful local cat who shows them around. Jenny and her pals have their fortunes told by an Abyssinian cat in Zanzibar; dance the sailor's hornpipe with Bobo the Burmese, another ship's cat who was left behind, in Singapore; and float with Siamese cat Dara in a sampan boat on a Bangkok river—a truly exotic adventure. Ages 6 & up
Download or read book A Hiss tory of Magic written by Harper Lin and published by Harper Lin Books. This book was released on with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Surrender Your Sons written by Adam Sass and published by North Star Editions, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-09-15 with total page 392 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Connor Major's summer break is turning into a nightmare. When he comes out to his religious zealot mother, she has him kidnapped and shipped off to a conversion therapy camp that will be his new home until he “changes.” Connor plans to escape, but first, he’s exposing the camp’s horrible truths for what they are—and taking the place down.
Download or read book P S I Love You More Than Tuna written by Sarah Chauncey and published by Sounds True. This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “P.S. I Love You More Than Tuna is both a lighthearted celebration of the loving bond between human and cat, and a touching meditation on the eternal nature of that love.” —Jackson Galaxy, host of Animal Planet’s My Cat From Hell An illustrated gift book for adults grieving a companion cat, celebrating the often-quirky bond between humans and felines. Our cats occupy a unique space in our hearts. When they’re gone, the loss can be devastating, the grief profound. P.S. I Love You More Than Tuna gives us an opportunity to give friends, loved ones, or ourselves tangible comfort during the grieving period, when so many of us feel isolated and misunderstood after a beloved pet dies. The author and illustrator (devoted cat lovers themselves) offer this book as a universal love letter from the felines we've bid goodbye to. It celebrates the special bonds we forge with our four-legged companions and reminds us that their love for us—and ours for them—need never end.
Download or read book Away Laughing on a Fast Camel written by Louise Rennison and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2004-05-25 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The saga of teenager Georgia Nicolson continues in diary entries about her life after her boyfriend goes off to Kiwi-agogoland, leaving her to make do without him.
Download or read book Darconville s Cat written by Alexander Theroux and published by Holt Paperbacks. This book was released on 1996-04-15 with total page 728 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The conflicts between love and hate, good and evil, and life and art are explored in a portrait of Alaric Darconville, a twenty-nine-year-old professor at Quinsy College--a women's college in Virginia--who falls in love with and is jilted by one of his students
Download or read book Kiss the Girls and Make Them Spy written by Mabel Maney and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2001-07-03 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes the Best Bond for a Job is a Jane ... Jane Bond. "What's the story on Bond?" "Your man is a homicidal depressive paranoiac," the doctor reported. "I know that. I want to know what's wrong with him! And be straight with me, man. No medical mumbo jumbo." "He's lost his nerve." N. had suspected as much. After a long while spent staring at the jagged skyline of London, N. came to a decision. He had no other choice but to go through with Pumpernickel's ridiculous plan. Enter Bond, Jane Bond, James's lesbian twin sister and haoless bookstore employee, who steps in to masquerade as her brother at an awards ceremony with the queen. But when the dastardly Sons of Britain (S.O.B.s), a nefarious fraternity plotting to bring the Duke and Duchess of Windsor back to power, show up, it's up to some unexpected heros to save the day. The Powder Puff Girls -- makeup salespersons by day, secret agents by night -- step in to secure the future of Britain while Jane keeps her brother's reputation intact...both in and out of the bedroom!
Download or read book Gut written by Giulia Enders and published by Greystone Books Ltd. This book was released on 2018-02-17 with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: AN INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER AS SEEN ON NETFLIX’S HACK YOUR HEALTH: THE SECRETS OF YOUR GUT “Everything you ever wanted to know about the gut (and then some).” —SELF Discover the secrets of your digestive system—and how to hone a healthy gut—plus new research on the mind-gut connection. With quirky charm, science star and medical doctor Giulia Enders explains the gut’s magic, answering questions like: What’s really up with gluten and lactose intolerance? How does the gut affect obesity? What's the connection between our microbiome and mental health? Why does acid reflux happen? In this revised edition of her beloved bestseller, Enders includes a new section on the brain-gut connection, and dives into groundbreaking discoveries of psychobiotics—microbes with psychological effects that can influence mental health conditions like depression and even stress. For too long, the gut has been the body’s most ignored and least appreciated organ. But it does more than just dirty work; it’s at the core of who we are, and this beguiling book will make you finally listen to those butterflies in your stomach: they’re trying to tell you something important.
