Download or read book 101 So Bad They re Good Irish Dad Jokes Funny Dad Gift Idea Perfect for Saint Patrick s Day Father s Day and Dad Birthday written by Elias Hill and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-10 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the Irishman get gold teeth?What do you call it when you prank an Irishman on Sunday?Did you hear about the Irishman who fainted on a carousel? Everyone loves a good laugh and there are few funnier lines than the ones you get in a good old-fashioned Irish joke. But when you add really bad Dad humor into the mix, the jokes descend to a whole new level, so much that they become good. In this book, 101 So Bad, They're Good Irish Dad Jokes, you'll laugh yourself silly, impress (or not) your friends and enjoy a rollicking good time that will make everyone Erin go Bragh-ha-ha! So if you ever wondered why the Irish army is so strict about their uniforms or why the Irishman moved his modem into the barn, then get a copy of this hilarious book and find out. Perfect for dipping in and out of whenever you are feeling down or just need a laugh, 101 So Bad, They're Good Irish Dad Jokes, is a book every home should have. Great dad gift idea for Saint Patrick's, birthday, and Christmas!
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Ralph Lane and published by Purdy Books. This book was released on 2019-01-06 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ralph Lane is an incredibly funny fellow, and his joke books are cherished by young and old alike. Everyone loves receiving one of Ralph's hilarious illustrated Dad Jokes books for birthdays and holidays. Now Ralph has created a new gift book for St. Patrick's Day. The "Dad Jokes St. Patrick's Day Gift Book" includes leprechaun puns, shamrock riddles and Irish knock knock jokes. Your friends and family will love this light-hearted look at all things St. Patrick including some Ralph Lane originals such as: What does a leprechaun call The Incredible Hulk?A Not-So-Jolly Green GiantYou were thrilled by the original "Dad Jokes Gift Book," you celebrated the "Dad Jokes Christmas Gift Book" and you fell madly in love with the "Dad Jokes Valentine's Day Gift Book." Now it's time to make everyone green with envy when they see that you're the first in your neighborhood to pick up Ralph Lane's "Dad Jokes St. Patrick's Day Gift Book." It's better than a pot o' gold at the end of the rainbow. Best of all, you'll finally be able to answer these important philosophical questions: How did the Irish jig get started?Who was the leprechaun's favorite super hero?How can Ralph Lane tell if an Irishman likes his dad jokes?When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?Why did the leprechaun cross the road?Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?It just wouldn't be a holiday without inviting Ralph Lane into your house for fun and laughter. So when you buy the "Dad Jokes St. Patrick's Day Gift Book" for your friends, family and colleagues, don't forget to pick up a copy for yourself. They say the only thing luckier than an Irish four-leaf-clover is having the entire Ralph Lane joke book series sitting on the your bookshelf (or back of your toilet at least). So be a lucky leprechaun and pick up your annual supply of Ralph Lane Dad Jokes books for all the holidays.
Download or read book Totally Awful Dad Jokes written by Andre Francis and published by Konnectd Kids. This book was released on 2021-04-13 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tired of your Dad or Husband telling the same jokes over and over again? Or maybe you know a new Dad that needs to learn the art of delivering these amazing zingers? The "Totally Awful Dad Jokes" book is full of Jokes so Awful that they are actually really good! Punny Jokes, One-Liners, and funny laugh out loud or roll your eyes and groan Dad jokes for all to enjoy. ★ Family Friendly: Clean, Cheesy Dad jokes for the whole family to enjoy ★ Wide Selection: Classic Dad, knock knock, one-liners, punny jokes, and some Downunder jokes to keep any family entertained for hours. ★ Illustrations: Unique drawings from a selection of jokes are throughout the book, adding that extra bit of humor. ★ Perfect Gift: Forget the 2021 Dad Joke Calendar or the Dad mug or shirt! This Dad Joke book will last for years and years and makes the perfect Birthday, Christmas, or Holiday gift for Dads. Comedian Andre Francis, author of such books as Worlds Greatest Mom Jokes, 101 Saint Patrick's Day Jokes, Totally Amazing Christmas Jokes and The Best Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids bring us this new Joke book for Dads. Add to your Joke book collection today.
Download or read book More 101 So Bad They re Good Dad Jokes written by Elias Hill and published by . This book was released on 2017-08-27 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here they are, more dad jokes! Still making you cringe and groan these additional dad jokes will keep your dad in stitches and might actually give you stitches from banging your head against the wall. Dad will have so much fun reading all these new jokes and making plans to keep his family members entertained with his witty humor. Get this copy of More 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes today. Makes a great Father's Day gift or birthday present.
Download or read book All the Good All the Bad Dad Jokes written by Brian Pearl and published by . This book was released on 2018-05-05 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A dad joke is not like your regular, everyday kind of joke. A dad joke is special because it's really, really bad. But for some reason, dads find it hilarious. Examples: How does a hamburger introduce his new girlfriend? Meet Patty. What do you call a said coffee? A depresso! Get these and more jokes like this. This book makes a great gift idea for dad for Father's day, dad's birthday or any day. But after you give it to him you better run because he won't want to stop with all the bad jokes!
Download or read book 101 So Bad They re Good Dad Jokes written by Elias Hill and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-08-19 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here they are, more dad jokes! Still making you cringe and groan these additional dad jokes will keep your dad and stitches and might actually give you stitches from banging your head against the wall. Dad will have so much fun reading all these new jokes and making plans to keep his family members entertained with his witty humor. Get this copy of 101 Dad Jokes, So Bad They're Good Volume 2 today. Makes a great Father's Day gift or birthday present.
Download or read book Irish Joke Book written by Juicy Quotes and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-13 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Irish Jokes Book is perfect for St. Patrick's Day and makes a great birthday present to anyone from Ireland or that wants adults Irish jokes and about drinking. This book has adult humor and is meant for grown ups old enough to drink. This jokes book will bring lots of entertainment and laughs. Available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoying lots of laughs today!
Download or read book 1001 Dad Jokes Really Really Bad Jokes written by Brian Price and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-13 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 1001 Amazing Dad Jokes! Now you can get all your dad jokes in one place with this complete book of puns, one-liners and wacky word play. Warning - these are dad jokes, full of dad humor! If you are looking for kid jokes you need to look somewhere else. This book is sure to keep your family groaning for less. Much, much less!This book has over 1000 dad jokes. A sample of the jokes included in this book: What happened when the silkworms challenged each other to a race? They ended in a tie. Son: Dad I really want to work in the moisturizer industry, what should I do? Dad: The best advice I can give you is to apply daily. Boss: How good are you at Power Point?Dad: I Excel at it.Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun? Dad: Word. What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say at the beginning of a game of checkers? "I'll be black." I told a friend I was off to California this summer. He told me to be more pacific. So I went to Hawaii instead. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them. God finally answered my prayers for winning the $50 million lottery. The answer was, "No". Did you hear about the man who robbed the pastry kitchen? I heard he was a real whisk taker. A man is holding a bee, what is in his eye? Beauty because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder. Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side? Imagine all the peepholes. I just swapped our bed for a trampoline. My wife hit the roof! My wife said she would stay with me if I promised to stop singing Oasis songs. I said, "Maybe. "What kind of music does a balloon listen to? Pop! My friends claim I'm the cheapest guy I know. Yeah, I'm not buying it. I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible. And many many more! Get this great book of dad jokes that are at the same time punny and pretty darn awful. You could be the perfect punster at the next family get together when you spring these great dad jokes on everyone. But why wait until then? These great one-liners and wordplay jokes are perfect for the dinner table, a long car ride with children, when you need to make small talk in a business meeting, make a great toast or when you want to impress your kids in front of their friends. Dad jokes are not just for dads either, they are a great way for kids to learn about word meaning, creativity and clever context. Challenge your family to come up with their own!Lighten up everyone's day with this great book of 1001 dad jokes. Makes the perfect gift for dad's birthday, Father's Day, Christmas, first-time dads or anyone who needs a good eye roll and a chuckle.
Download or read book Terribly Bad Dad Jokes written by Icolor House and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-24 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BAD DAD JOKES NEW COLLECTION 2020!! Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can! This dad joke book makes a great gift for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. The Good, the Bad, And the Just Plain Stupid. Corny, lame, funny, clean, good, silly and great dad jokes for all ages! The perfect gift for any Dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! (cough cough) A fantastic novelty gift for Father's Day, Birthdays & Christmas. Clean family friendly jokes. The Perfect Way to get Dad laughing. A great Father's Day, birthday, or Christmas gift. Please note this book is not a joke book about Dads. It is a joke book full of Dad jokes. A Dad joke can best be described as an embarrassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during special occasions & makes the family wince. #About author "iColor House" "iColor House" publishes high-quality, unique, and fun coloring books for adults, teen, tween, and kids. Many of our extraordinary coloring books are also very popular! Go my author Link” amazon.com/author/ic Need PDF copy of book, Follow or Contact iColor House on fb” fb.com/icolorhouse Don't hesitate and order iColor house Books. Grab a copy of this book! You'll love it! ✔
Download or read book Terrible Dad Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-29 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of over 600 dad jokes is the perfect gift for any dads who love making their kids laugh (or groan and roll their eyes in despair!) So bad, they're good - These jokes are seriously awful, and that's exactly what makes them awesome. Family friendly - All the jokes are clean and appropriate for kids. They're your prime victims, after all! Ideal alternative to a card - You can write a message inside the cover to personalize the book and make a memorable gift. Great gift idea - Dad joke books make ideal gifts for Father's day, for birthdays, for Valentine's day or as funny Christmas stocking stuffers.
Download or read book Totally Bad Dad Jokes written by Joey Pelissier and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-06-12 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike! Celebrate Father's day, birthdays and Christmas with this laugh-out-loud collection!With a great group of knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for even the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the grandfathers, new dads, and fathers-to-be, this is the gift from any daughter, son, wife, or friends that celebrates how great (terrible) their jokes truly are! But remember―you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes!What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?A shoe.Ah, the dad joke―humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this great collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners.These jokes will surely may you groan out for more!What do you call a funny mosquito?Malarious!My wife hated my impulse purchase of a new revolving chair. But then she sat in it. Eventually she came around.They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian.Well, they're not laughing now.What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?Doug.I grew facial hair without telling anyone.It's my secret stache.Son: Know any jokes about sodium?Dad: Na.Any many many more!
Download or read book Fathers Day Gifts written by Charles Chuckle and published by . This book was released on 2023-05-22 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gifts For Dad Looking to make your dad's day with a gift that will leave him in stitches this Father's Day? Look no further than "Fathers Day Gifts: Dad Jokes"! This laugh-out-loud book is packed with 201 cringeworthy puns, one-liners, and riddles that will have your dad rolling on the floor with laughter. With over 200 cheesy-but-grate jokes that are sure to make even the most embarrassing of dads proud, this book is a must-have for father experts, new dads, and fathers-to-be alike. It's the perfect funny gift from daughters, sons, wives, partners, friends, or coworkers who appreciate the terrible goodness of dad jokes. From classic dad jokes to modern quips, "Dad Jokes" covers all bases, ensuring there's something for every type of dad. Whether it's the timeless "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!" or the clever "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!", this book will keep the laughter flowing. Not only is this Dad Jokes a source of endless entertainment, but it's also a meaningful way to show your dad how much you appreciate him. Whether you present it on Father's Day or any other occasion throughout the year, this book is guaranteed to bring a smile to his face and make him proud to be your dad. Features: A fantastic collection of 201 hilarious jokes, groan-worthy one-liners, and puns Clean and family-safe jokes suitable for kids and adults of all ages The perfect funny gift for Father's Day, birthdays, Christmas, or any special occasion Make your dad's Father's Day memorable with "Dad Jokes" - the ultimate source of laughter and appreciation.
Download or read book Really Bad Dad Jokes written by Frank Sinclair and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-28 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great dad joke book that makes the perfect gift for any Dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh or roll their eyes in disgust! Funny novelty present or stocking stuffer for Fathers day, Birthdays & Christmas. Funny humor that dad won't be able to stop laughing at! Give this gift as an alternative to a card. It will last longer and be appreciated more. Dad jokes are designed to make fun of everyday situations and will also make the recipient shake their heads in disbelief. The perfect book for any dad with a great, or not so good, sense of humor! This book will bring many laughs for years to come.
Download or read book 500 Dad Jokes Puns One Liners and Wordplay written by Lowell Fisher and published by . This book was released on 2019-04-19 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tired of all those dad joke books that are really just lame kid jokes disguised as dad jokes? Get this authentic dad jokes book that is full of family-friendly puns, one-liners and clever wordplay that is sure to keep your household groaning for less. This book has over 500 family-friendly dad jokes. A sample of the jokes included in this book: My dog's been pretty upset ever since I switched him to an all-fruit diet. You could say he's a little melon collie now. What do you call a shirt with stalks of corn coming out of it? A crop top. The Queen just knighted the first cow in history. His name is Sir Loin. Do cannibals eat ramen? Or do they cook them first? How warm was Luke Skywalker inside his Tauntaun? Lukewarm. What's the worst thing about driving for Uber? All those people talking behind your back! Get this great book of dad jokes that are at the same time punny and pretty awful. You could be the perfect pain the neck at the next family get together when you spring these great dad jokes on everyone. But why wait until then? These great one-liners and wordplay jokes are perfect for the dinner table, a long car ride with children, when you need to calender in a business meeting, make a toast or when you want to impress your kids' friends (Spoiler alert, on the outside they'll act embarrassed, but deep down they love you for it!) Dad jokes are not just for dads either, they are a great way for kids to learn about word meaning, creativity and clever context. Challenge your family to come up with their own! Lighten up everyone's day with this great book of over 500 dad jokes. Makes the perfect gift for dad's birthday, Father's Day, Christmas, first-time dads or anyone who needs a good eye roll.
Download or read book 103 St Patricks Day Jokes The Green and Lucky St Patrick s Day Joke Book for Kids written by Hayden Fox and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-25 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they're always a little short! 103 Hilarious and Clean St. Patrick's Day Themed Jokes that will keep you and the kids laughing for all of St. Patrick's Day. Also makes for a perfect gift! Add to Cart Now if you are ready for a fun and laughter filled St. Patrick's Day! **Get the Kindle edition for FREE when you buy the paperback.**
Download or read book 101 St Patrick s Day Jokes written by Andre Francis and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-02-28 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you get when 2 Leprechauns have a conversation? A lot of small talk: -) This Saint Particks day joke book contains 101 funny and hilarious Irish and Saint Patrick Day Jokes of kids and adults of all ages to enjoy. Knock knock jokes, puns and one lines all about the Irish celebration of St. Patrick. How does a Leprechaun work out? He pushes his Luck! How do musicians show off on St. Patricks Day? They play the Brag-pipes! Makes the perfect St Patricks Day gift, Present and Favor. Scroll up now and add to Cart Konnectd Kids makes a range of fun and educational journals that cover all sorts of subjects - Be sure to check our author page to find your next book!!
Download or read book The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes written by Thomas Nowak and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2020-03-03 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material. For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. • Contains dozens of interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers • Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me" • Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke. The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family. • A hilarious book for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers • Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts
