Download or read book 101 Harry Potter Jokes written by Lilly Winchester and published by . This book was released on 2019-04-08 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why is Mad-Eye Moody such a bad teacher? Because he can't control his pupils! 101 Hilarious Jokes from the Wizarding World of Harry Potter! A Must-have for any Harry Potter fan. Add to Cart Now and get ready to have some serious laughs!

Download or read book 101 Amazing Doctor Doctor Jokes written by Jack Goldstein and published by Andrews UK Limited. This book was released on 2013-02-19 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This side-splitting collection of 101 of the best doctor doctor jokes you have ever heard is dangerously funny! Jack Goldstein caters for children of all ages with this hilarious joke book with over one hundred jokes that will have all the family laughing. Organised into categories so you have a doctor doctor joke for every occasion, this is an ideal addition to any budding comedian's bookshelf.

Download or read book The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook 101 Comebacks for the Slytherin in Your Life written by Birdy Jones and published by . This book was released on 2012-11-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross, say "Every time I see a Dementor, I'm forced to relive our every encounter." Has that frenemy reared her ugly head? Tell her she's the fourth Unforgiveable Curse. Is a know-it-all giving you trouble? Arm yourself with "I can tell you didn't get an O.W.L. in Transfiguration. Otherwise you would've done something about your face." Whether you're a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you've probably encountered a merciless Malfoy or despicable Dursley who makes your magical blood boil. If you've ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a worthless git or a filthy mudblood, this is the book for you! Also available is the "Unofficial Harry Potter Love Notes Book: 75 Magical Lines to Charm Your Crush," if you're more of a hopeless romantic-type wizard or witch! https://amzn.to/2K88W2L(This book is a kid-friendly parody and is not affiliated in any way with any other official or unofficial Harry Potter book, J.K. Rowling, or Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc.)

Download or read book 101 Amazing Knock Knock Jokes written by Jack Goldstein and published by Andrews UK Limited. This book was released on 2013-01-29 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This side-splitting collection of 101 of the best knock knock jokes you have ever heard is dangerously funny! Jack Goldstein caters for children of all ages with this hilarious joke book with over one hundred jokes that will have all the family laughing. Organised into categories so you have a knock knock joke for every occasion, this is an ideal addition to any budding comedian's bookshelf.

Download or read book Harry Potter Jokes written by Jack Jokes and published by PeteyRF Creative. This book was released on 2016-06-07 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Harry Potter Jokes

Download or read book The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book written by Brian Boone and published by . This book was released on 2019 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featuring pages and pages of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations for Hogwarts lovers, this joke book provides endless fun!

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Download or read book The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter Vol 1 written by Brian Boone and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Muggle world got you down? Dark Lord actively trying to end you? Horcrux fell into the abyss that is between your couch cushions? Need some laughter but haven’t learned the tickling charm yet? Don’t worry; The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book is here to relieve some of the daily stresses that accompany a life of witchcraft and wizardry. “Tom” Riddles, knock-knock jokes, and plenty of puns: How did Ron gas up the flying car?... ”Expecto petroleum!” How does a Quidditch newbie function?... By winging it! What kind of drink do magical parrots like?... Pollyjuice! What’s a Thestral’s favorite day of the week?... Flyday! ​For fans of the Harry Potter series, this gut-busting compendium of charming and magical quips pokes fun at some of your favorite characters and scenes from the books and movies. The jokes highlight some of the major characters, including Harry, Hermione, Ron, Hagrid, Dumbledore, and Voldemort, as well as many magical elements from the wizard world! Featuring hundreds of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun and clean humor for readers and fans of the bestselling series.

Download or read book The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook written by Birdy Jones and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-04-19 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults book now features additional pages, including "Tricks and Treats for Magical Bullies," as well as hilarious new illustrations and even more wicked insults such as, "You're a beast, but there's nothing fantastic about you." Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross say, "Every time I see a Dementor, I'm forced to relive our every encounter." Whether you're a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you've probably encountered a merciless Malfoy or despicable Dursley who makes your magical blood boil. If you've ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a worthless git or a filthy mudblood, The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks For The Wicked Wizards And Witches In Your Life is the book for you! Also available is the "Unofficial Harry Potter Love Notes Book: 75 Magical Lines to Charm Your Crush," if you're more of a hopeless romantic-type wizard or witch!" https: //amzn.to/2K88W2L (This book is a kid-friendly parody and is not affiliated in any way with any other official or unofficial Harry Potter book, J.K. Rowling, or Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc.)

Download or read book Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book written by Ella Jade and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-12 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds of funny Harry Potter jokes.Includes both puns and longer form jokes.

Download or read book 101 More Amazing Harry Potter Facts written by Jack Goldstein and published by Andrews UK Limited. This book was released on 2013-04-23 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Following on from Jack Goldstein and Frankie Taylor's popular '101 Amazing Harry Potter Facts', this book contains over one hundred more amazing facts covering topics such as muggles in the series, the Ministry of Magic, the Weasleys, quidditch, the triwizard tournament and much more! Through JK Rowling's books and films, we have been introduced to a fantastic and magical world that many of us would like to visit, despite the chance of running into a Death Eater or even Voldemort himself. If you love the world of Harry Potter, you’ll also love reading this book!

Download or read book Harry Potter Jokes Hilarous Harry Potter Jokes Even Voldermort Would Laugh at written by Prince Vincent and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-11 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Harry Potter JokesHilarous Harry Potter Jokes Even Voldermort Would Laugh AtWhen we think we have finally seen it all, a new joke emerged that us rolling on the floor laughing like someone who just had a tickling charm placed on them!These are hilarious jokes that would definitely be weasley twin-approved; in fact they are so funny that they might have made voldermort himself crack a smile!