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Book 101 Funny Butt Jokes for Kids Ages 8 12

Download or read book 101 Funny Butt Jokes for Kids Ages 8 12 written by Kally Mayer and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-31 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ♥ Give your child the gift of laughter ♥ Grab this funny, unique, joke book that is all about Butts! Ideal for all kids who love silly, gross jokes and who love to share them. Get them reading, laughing and engaging. large print Makes a perfect gift for birthdays, holidays and any occasion one joke and funny illustration per page 101 funny, gross jokes Scroll up and order your copy today!!

Book Butts

    Book Details:
  • Author : Heather Radke
  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • Release : 2023-06-13
  • ISBN : 1982135492
  • Pages : 320 pages

Download or read book Butts written by Heather Radke and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-06-13 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Winning, cheeky, and illuminating….What appears initially as a folly with a look-at-this cover and title becomes, thanks to Radke’s intelligence and curiosity, something much meatier, entertaining, and wise.” —The Washington Post “Lively and thorough, Butts is the best kind of nonfiction.” —Esquire, Best Books of 2022 A “carefully researched and reported work of cultural history” (The New York Times) that explores how one body part has influenced the female—and human—experience for centuries, and what that obsession reveals about our lives today. Whether we love them or hate them, think they’re sexy, think they’re strange, consider them too big, too small, or anywhere in between, humans have a complicated relationship with butts. It is a body part unique to humans, critical to our evolution and survival, and yet it has come to signify so much more: sex, desire, comedy, shame. A woman’s butt, in particular, is forever being assessed, criticized, and objectified, from anxious self-examinations trying on jeans in department store dressing rooms to enduring crass remarks while walking down a street or high school hallways. But why? In Butts: A Backstory, reporter, essayist, and RadioLab contributing editor Heather Radke is determined to find out. Spanning nearly two centuries, this “whip-smart” (Publishers Weekly, starred review) cultural history takes us from the performance halls of 19th-century London to the aerobics studios of the 1980s, the music video set of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” and the mountains of Arizona, where every year humans and horses race in a feat of gluteal endurance. Along the way, she meets evolutionary biologists who study how butts first developed; models whose measurements have defined jean sizing for millions of women; and the fitness gurus who created fads like “Buns of Steel.” She also examines the central importance of race through figures like Sarah Bartmann, once known as the “Venus Hottentot,” Josephine Baker, Jennifer Lopez, and other women of color whose butts have been idolized, envied, and despised. Part deep dive reportage, part personal journey, part cabinet of curiosities, Butts is an entertaining, illuminating, and thoughtful examination of why certain silhouettes come in and out of fashion—and how larger ideas about race, control, liberation, and power affect our most private feelings about ourselves and others.

Book Butts on Things

    Book Details:
  • Author : Brian Cook
  • Publisher : Page Street Publishing
  • Release : 2021-11-02
  • ISBN : 1645673596
  • Pages : 176 pages

Download or read book Butts on Things written by Brian Cook and published by Page Street Publishing. This book was released on 2021-11-02 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Because Everything Looks Better with a Butt In Brian Cook’s debut collection of fun, offbeat illustrations, beers have rears, Tetris® becomes Butris and balloons bear backsides. Hot dog buns have buns of their own, and condiments are down-right cheeky. Shatter your assumptions about who and what can rock a rump because with a little imagination, anything is possible. Whether you’re seeking a good chuckle, are into unconventional art or are simply looking to get to the bottom of an eccentric curiosity, you won’t want to put this gem of a book down.

Book Gross Dad Jokes

    Book Details:
  • Author : Alex Smart
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2020-04-09
  • ISBN :
  • Pages : 80 pages

Download or read book Gross Dad Jokes written by Alex Smart and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-09 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Getting a gift for your Dad can be hard... But all Dads love a silly joke they can share with their kids. Most Dads and kids love gross jokes and they make a great way to lighten the mood and bring some fun into your day. Share the jokes at bedtime so kids go to sleep with a smile on their face. After a tough day at work, read a joke to a family member to welcome them home. Funny jokes are a great way to make conversation when there's not much to talk about. Jokes include: Diarrhea, poop and fart jokes that Dads and kids find hilarious Zombie, boogers and bad breath gags to give everyone the giggles Laugh out loud limericks Dumb deaths you won't believe Funny illustrations Your Dad will love this book because laughing together at a joke is great for family bonding. Get it now.

Book Mega Robo Bros

    Book Details:
  • Author : Neill Cameron
  • Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
  • Release : 2018-03-27
  • ISBN : 1338185969
  • Pages : 100 pages

Download or read book Mega Robo Bros written by Neill Cameron and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2018-03-27 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A ridiculously fun, action-packed graphic novel about two robot brothers who take turns saving the world of the future... when they're not fighting each other or being grounded by their parents! London! The future!Alex and Freddy are just like any other brothers. They squabble. They drive their parents crazy. There's only one difference...They're the most powerful robots on Earth!But Alex and Freddy will soon discover that they're not the only super-powered robots around. For an evil robotic mind is making sinister plans, and their lives won't stay peaceful for much longer...

Book 101 Butt Jokes for Kids

    Book Details:
  • Author : Wizzlit Press
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2020-12-14
  • ISBN :
  • Pages : 106 pages

Download or read book 101 Butt Jokes for Kids written by Wizzlit Press and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-14 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 101 laugh-out-loud silly butt jokes for kids!

Book The Elf on the Shelf

Download or read book The Elf on the Shelf written by Carol V. Aebersold and published by . This book was released on 2012-02-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Elf on the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition is an activity the entire family will enjoy. Based on the tradition Carol Aebersold began with her family in the 1970s, this cleverly rhymed children's book explains that Santa knows who is naughty and/or nice because he sends a scout elf to every home. During the holiday season, the elf watches children by day and reports to Santa each night. When children awake, the elf has returned from the North Pole and can be found hiding in a different location. This activity allows The Elf on the Shelf to become a delightful hide-and-seek game.

Book Witch Jokes

    Book Details:
  • Author : Johnny B. Laughing
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Release : 2016-06-20
  • ISBN : 9781534718548
  • Pages : 30 pages

Download or read book Witch Jokes written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-20 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Witch Jokes Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about witches and Halloween. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny witch and halloween joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy lots of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Funny witch and Halloween jokes Excellent for early and beginning readers Includes fun mazes and puzzles Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Jokes from this funny book... Q: What is a witch's favorite show? A: Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous! HAHA! Q: What did the young witch ask her mother? A: Can I have the keys to the broom tonight? LOL! Q: What has handles and flies? A: A witch in a garbage can! HAHA! Q: What's the favorite subject of young witches in school? A: Spelling! LOL! Q: Why does a witch wear a black pointed hat? A: To keep her head warm! HAHA! Q: What do you call two witches that share a room? A: Broom-mates! This funny joke book is full of funny witch and Halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about Halloween will have you laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these Halloween laughs!

Book Color My Butt

    Book Details:
  • Author : PenMagic Books
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2020-05-10
  • ISBN : 9781952821004
  • Pages : pages

Download or read book Color My Butt written by PenMagic Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An Incredibly Humorous Coloring book for Kids and Adults!

Book Tears of a Tiger

    Book Details:
  • Author : Sharon M. Draper
  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • Release : 2013-07-23
  • ISBN : 1442489138
  • Pages : 25 pages

Download or read book Tears of a Tiger written by Sharon M. Draper and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-07-23 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The death of high school basketball star Rob Washington in an automobile accident affects the lives of his close friend Andy, who was driving the car, and many others in the school.

Book Night of the Mannequins

    Book Details:
  • Author : Stephen Graham Jones
  • Publisher : Tordotcom
  • Release : 2020-09-01
  • ISBN : 125075206X
  • Pages : 92 pages

Download or read book Night of the Mannequins written by Stephen Graham Jones and published by Tordotcom. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times bestselling author of The Only Good Indians, Stephen Graham Jones, comes a slasher story where a teen prank goes very wrong and all hell breaks loose in a small town. Winner of both the 2020 Bram Stoker and Shirley Jackson Awards! We thought we'd play a fun prank on her, and now most of us are dead. One last laugh for the summer as it winds down. One last prank just to scare a friend. Bringing a mannequin into a theater is just some harmless fun, right? Until it wakes up. Until it starts killing. Luckily, Sawyer has a plan. He’ll be a hero. He'll save everyone to the best of his ability. He'll do whatever he needs to so he can save the day. That's the thing about heroes—sometimes you have to become a monster first. "A fairy tale of impermanence showcasing Graham Jones’s signature style of smart, irreverent horror." —The New York Times At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Book Find the Farter

    Book Details:
  • Author : Phyllis F. Hart
  • Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
  • Release : 2019-10-01
  • ISBN : 1728216176
  • Pages : 40 pages

Download or read book Find the Farter written by Phyllis F. Hart and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Readers of all ages will love searching for the smelly offender in this book of hidden farts, a gas-tronomical new approach to the seek-and-find genre and hilarious gift for kids! Can you tell who made the smell in this fart book for kids? Find the Farter is the hilarious new can-you-find picture book that you don't want to miss! Readers of other "who farts" books will delight in finding the farter who let it rip at the zoo, a basketball game, in outer space, on a plane, and more! Perfect for the young and young at heart, this outrageous interactive book is filled with silly clues and bright, highly detailed illustrations that will keep readers giggling as they search for and find hidden objects and people. Why readers love Find the Farter: Laugh-out-loud fun: This hidden picture activity book will delight kids ages 6-12 and up, great for the whole family and classrooms A hilarious read aloud: Includes 15 illustrated scenarios, witty text, and detailed caricatures with funny and expressive faces to provide hints as to who cut the cheese, PLUS bonus items to find on every page The perfect gift for kids: Ideal for holiday stocking stuffers, birthdays, Easter baskets, Christmas, white elephant, and more Screen-free time: Provides hours entertainment for road trips, sleepovers, play dates, or school activities! Fun for reluctant young readers: Hilarious content and clever rhyming clues engages the imaginations of beginner readers and builds reading confidence as they search for the stinky culprit Can You Tell Who Made the Smell?

Book What s Different

Download or read book What s Different written by Fran Newman-D'Amico and published by Courier Corporation. This book was released on 2002-08-01 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Young puzzle fans who like the challenge of identifying the differences between similar pictures will enjoy this little activity book. Children are asked to spot differences in 27 sets of brain teasers, among them 2 pictures of a dog and his friend and backyard scenes of fluttering butterflies.

Book We Beat the Street

Download or read book We Beat the Street written by Sampson Davis and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2006-04-20 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Growing up on the rough streets of Newark, New Jersey, Rameck, George,and Sampson could easily have followed their childhood friends into drug dealing, gangs, and prison. But when a presentation at their school made the three boys aware of the opportunities available to them in the medical and dental professions, they made a pact among themselves that they would become doctors. It took a lot of determination—and a lot of support from one another—but despite all the hardships along the way, the three succeeded. Retold with the help of an award-winning author, this younger adaptation of the adult hit novel The Pact is a hard-hitting, powerful, and inspirational book that will speak to young readers everywhere.

Book The Try Not to Laugh Challenge   Would Your Rather    EWW Edition

Download or read book The Try Not to Laugh Challenge Would Your Rather EWW Edition written by Crazy Corey and published by Try Not to Laugh Challenge Group. This book was released on 2019-07-17 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: PERFECT ROAD TRIP OR FAMILY GAME NIGHT COMPANION! Life's too short for boring questions and games, so we have just what you need! Look no further than The Try Not to Laugh Challenge's Would Your Rather? - EWW Edition for one of the best additions to a family game night, long road trips, parties, and MORE! Our Would You Rather? - EWW Edition includes 160+ hilarious, creepy-crawly, ooey-gooey, and smelly questions that are guaranteed to make you stop, think, and giggle! Whether it's a conversation starter, ice-breaker, or party game... this book is guaranteed hours of screen-free FUN!! How do you play? Take turns reading the Would You Rather Questions aloud, then voice your pick and in the goofiest way possible, explain 'why' you chose that one! If your answer and explanation get a laugh, then mark down that laugh point! At the end of the game, the person with the most laugh points is crowned the LAUGH MASTER! Our Would You Rather? - EWW Edition Family & Friend Side Effects Include: Accidental giggles & endless laughs! Thought-provoking and challenging questions to ponder on. Happy parents, due to the clean & family-friendly humor. Unforgettable memories of quality time with those you love. Gift it to your kid, your friend, neighbor, anyone! This book is too much fun to keep to just yourself.;) Enjoy and have fun!!

Book Freak the Mighty

    Book Details:
  • Author : Rodman Philbrick
  • Publisher : Usborne Publishing Ltd
  • Release : 2015-04-01
  • ISBN : 1409591050
  • Pages : 140 pages

Download or read book Freak the Mighty written by Rodman Philbrick and published by Usborne Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2015-04-01 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Max is used to being called Stupid. And he is used to everyone being scared of him. On account of his size and looking like his dad. Kevin is used to being called Dwarf. And he is used to everyone laughing at him. On account of his size and being some cripple kid. But greatness comes in all sizes, and together Max and Kevin become Freak The Mighty and walk high above the world. An inspiring, heartbreaking, multi-award winning international bestseller.

Book Under the Bleachers

    Book Details:
  • Author : Seymour Butz
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2015-11-25
  • ISBN : 9780977274796
  • Pages : pages

Download or read book Under the Bleachers written by Seymour Butz and published by . This book was released on 2015-11-25 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 250 book titles that have never seen the light of day (and one haiku). Family-friendly fun for chronic quipsters and perpetual punsters! Guaranteed G-rated groans on every page."Managed to read it all in one sitting. For me, that's quite an accomplishment."Ivan Auflitch, author of Can't Sit Still."Took this along on our latest expedition and roared with laughter."Claude Yarmoff, author of The Lion Attacked."Captivating!"Barb Dweyer, author of Prison Security.