Download or read book Your Life Sucks Buy This Book written by Cavanaugh K. Sweeny and published by Darkwater Syndicate, Inc.. This book was released on 2016-02-01 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now a national bestseller (of no place on Earth), this book contains my proven Your Life Sucks, Buy This Book system of life fulfillment. Whether it's your career, your spiritual development, or your degree of personal fulfillment, the information in this book will do absolutely nothing towards making your life better, but your money will get me that much closer to buying another vacation home. This parody of self-help and business development books is a must-read for CEO's, managers, and fans of a good laugh.

Download or read book How to Make Your Life Suck written by Janet Periat and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-01-01 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A wickedly funny parody of self-help books and the entire personal growth movement. This book isn't just reverse psychology, it's PERVERSE psychology. Edgy, dark and hilarious, the ten steps range from creating a negative self-image to developing an addiction. This audacious and shocking black comedy might actually be helpful-if you do the exact opposite of what is suggested.

Download or read book Your Life Sucks written by Brian Kasperitis and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2019-06-06 with total page 149 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you are struggling with failure or a divorce or suffering with an illness or whatever it is that might be holding you back, don’t forget that it doesn’t need to be that way. Join Brian Kasperitis in this book Your Life Sucks: Because You Are a Big Jerk! Let Mr. Kasperitis help you in this charming and easy-to-read book on how you can change your life for the better—starting today!

Download or read book This Book Will Save Your Life written by A.M. Homes and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-04-03 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Since her debut in 1989, A. M. Homes, author of the forthcoming novel The Unfolding, has been among the boldest and most original voices of her generation, acclaimed for the psychological accuracy and unnerving emotional intensity of her storytelling. Her ability to explore how extraordinary the ordinary can be is at the heart of her touching and funny new novel, her first in six years. This Book Will Save Your Life is a vivid, uplifting, and revealing story about compassion, transformation, and what can happen if you are willing to lose yourself and open up to the world around you.

Download or read book Buck Up Suck Up and Come Back When You Foul Up written by James Carville and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2003-12-05 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this national bestseller that "USA Today" called "compelling, instructive, and funny," Carville and Begala deliver a spirited guide to fighting and winning every day--in business and in life.

Download or read book How to Have Your Life Not Suck written by Bianca Juarez Olthoff and published by Zondervan. This book was released on 2019-08-27 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you ever just want someone to help you figure life out--to tell you how to win at work, what guys to stay away from, and what jeans rock your body shape? This book is the perfect cocktail of sass and down-to-earth guidance to navigate your way to the life you want to live. With so much information at your fingertips, real success, good dates, and true friendships can often feel out of reach. Packed with lessons learned from her own mistakes and heartache, Bianca Juarez Olthoff is your guide (minus the cargo shorts and tacky hat) in avoiding unnecessary detours on the path to your best self. With her signature wit, engaging stories, and brilliant insights from a counselor friend, Bianca gives spot-on advice for adulting, career, relationships, and faith. Following the biblical story of Ruth and Naomi, Bianca's humorous and honest anecdotes will empower you to create a successful life and discover all you can be. This curated manual for the modern woman will help you: Connect with a mentor, let go of bad friendships, and find a relationship worth keeping Trust the goodness of God even in loss, betrayal, and unanswered questions Take initiative, do hard things, and achieve meaningful success Fall in love with God's Word and see the Bible come alive Bianca will show you that though life is tough, you are too.

Download or read book You Know That Your Life Really Sucks When written by J. A. Hall and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2012-12 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The human mind has a way of playing tricks on itself. Especially when you least expect it. All the little things in life such as the squirrels in the front yard, the dust bunnies under the bed and the pet rock in the living room evolve into a whole new World of existence and interaction. As they come into their own characters, Pet Rock clearly demonstrates his lack of respect for the Squirrel Mafia and in turn the Squirrel Mafia convinces Dirt Cheap Restarurants Inc. to offer pet rock a job. Why? Ask the dust bunnies! Come along for an interesting journey into the abyss of a man's exploration of his own subconscious mind.

Download or read book Get a Life That Doesn t Suck written by Michelle DeAngelis and published by Rodale. This book was released on 2008-09-02 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The creators of the popular PlanetJoyride.com Web site share strategies for living a happy life, outlining a four-step program for addressing unsatisfactory personal circumstances while sharing such street-smart counsel as "You always have a choice" and "Expect surprises." 50,000 first printing.

Download or read book Success is Your Own Damn Fault written by Larry Winget and published by Gildan Media LLC aka G&D Media. This book was released on 2020-09-22 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SUCCESS IS YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT! That principle guided Larry Winget from bankruptcy and despair to massive wealth and worldwide fame as a bestselling author and star of A&E’s hit television program Big Spender.It has transformed the lives of thousands of people who have heard Larry’s message and embraced his philosophy. The “Pitbull of Personal Development®,” as Larry is called, offers straight-talking insights and street-proven ideas you can immediately use for a better life and work experience. Larry is the best combination of credible content as backed up with his five bestselling books and over 20 years of experience speaking to nearly 400 of the Fortune 500 companies. He is unique. No one says what he says and no one looks like he looks. He is the world’s only Irritational Speaker®. Caustic, straight-forward and hilarious, he never minces words while offering solid advice for improving your life and your business. You will learn: Success is SIMPLE How to work BETTER Five ideas that will make you LOVE your job How to give and receive RESPECT How to become INVALUABLE How to serve BETTER and sell MORE A five-times New York Times/Wall Street Journal bestselling author, Larry is a member of the International Speaker Hall of Fame. He has starred in his own television series and appeared in national television commercials. Larry is a regular contributor on many news shows on the topics of money, personal success and business.

Download or read book Life Sucks Get Used To It written by Mohamed Zubair and published by Notion Press. This book was released on 2019-09-04 with total page 157 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We live in strange times. Most of us hate our jobs, our parents are sending us friend requests on Facebook, and Memes are the only form of entertainment that truly make us happy. Life sucks; get used to it is India’s first Anti-Self-Help book! While regular self-help books want to look into your eyes, hold your hand and tell you that the universe is waiting to reward you in beautiful ways, Life sucks; get used to it is more like a spank on the bottom that encourages you to accept the harsh realities of life, with some tough love, of course. This BS-free and no-nonsense handbook provides you with actionable tools you can use to bring about a change in your life. Somewhere among the brutal truths, life lessons, humorous puns, profound sarcasm and profanity-laden thoughts, you might just end up finding the answer to living your best life and making your place in this big, bad world.

Download or read book Why Your Life Sucks written by Alan Cohen and published by Bantam. This book was released on 2007-12-18 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The in-your-face, no-hype guide to getting happy… Your life sucks if… • You routinely make someone or something more important than you • The life you are living on the outside doesn’t match who you are on the inside • You say yes when you mean no • You try to fix other people • You’ve forgotten to enjoy the ride When your life sucks, it’s a wake-up call. Now self-help guru and bestselling author Alan Cohen invites you to answer that call, change your course, and enjoy the life you were meant to live. In ten compelling chapters, Cohen shows you how to stop wasting your energy on people and things that deaden you–and use it for things you love. With great humor, great examples, and exhilarating directness, Why Your Life Sucks doesn’t just spell out the ways in which you undermine your power, purpose, and creativity–it shows you how to reverse the damage. Here is an encouraging but loud-and-clear reminder that in every moment we generate our own experience by the choices we make, and that today is the best day to begin your new life.

Download or read book Life Sucks written by Michael I. Bennett and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-04-09 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From New York Times best-selling authors Michael I. Bennett, MD and Sarah Bennett--a book for teens that shows readers that we all deal with crap in our lives and how to laugh at some of the things we can't control. Being a teenager can suck. Your friends can become enemies, and your enemies can become friends. Your family can drive you crazy. School and teachers can be a drag. Your body is constantly changing. And everyone seems to tell you to "just be you." But just who is that? With their open and honest approach, father-daughter team Michael I. Bennett and Sarah Bennett's book is sure to appeal to teenagers and show them they aren't alone in dealing with fake friends, with parents who think they're "hip," and even how high school isn't everyone's glory days. Young readers--and their parents--are sure to find this no-nonsense, real-life advice helpful, and it will help them realize that it's okay to talk to their parents and other advisors around them about big issues that might be uncomfortable to discuss.

Download or read book The Gullwing Odyssey written by Antonio Simon, Jr. and published by Darkwater Syndicate, Inc.. This book was released on 2013-08-08 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A four-time award winning fantasy/comedy. Marco’s life as a messenger isn’t great, but the work is easy and he gets retirement pay in thirty years. Little does he know his life teeters on the cusp of change. When an unusual assignment sends him overseas, he finds himself stranded in foreign lands. With no way home and no hope of making his delivery, he sees sour prospects for attaining his modest retirement dreams, much less getting out of the whole mess alive. Even that wouldn’t be so bad if he weren’t constantly outrunning pirates, embroiled in international intrigue, and attacked by a hummingbird with an appetite for human brains – that’s just the start of his misadventures. But lurking in the wings is a much greater threat than getting sacked from his job. The fate of an entire civilization may well rest upon his scrawny shoulders. In spite of himself and quite by accident, Marco may yet become the hero he strives not to be.

Download or read book Math Doesn t Suck written by Danica McKellar and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-08-02 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This title has been removed from sale by Penguin Group, USA.

Download or read book How to Stop Sucking written by Sigue Hoffman and published by Sigue Hoffman. This book was released on 2010-12-17 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "How to Stop Sucking" is a self-help book that explains how to act right, enjoy great relationships, live well and leave a great corpse. The book covers everything you need to know about marriage, dating, work, pets, parenting, religion, party etiquette and, of course, what to do when the zombies come. "How to Stop Sucking" is a total life guide for everyone who sucks a little and makes a great gift for the person in your life who sucks a lot. "How to Stop Sucking" is conveniently sized to fit on windshields, wedged in doorways or under a stack of papers so "that special someone" can receive the help they need, without ever knowing where it came from. The world would be a better place if everyone stopped sucking and with "How to Stop Sucking," now everyone can! You're welcome.

Download or read book Sail the Seven Seas of Freedom written by Captain Rob Lee and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-02-12 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sail the Seven Seas of Freedom is about changing the way you view the world and your life. The purpose of this book is showing you how to enjoy life each and every day. I will help you rediscover your core values and give you the strength to listen to your inner voice. I want you to stop living an unfulfilling deferred lifestyle and start living a happy, fun, exciting, and fulfilling lifestyle, one with complete freedom! My goal is to help you live the life of your dreams NOW by sharing how we left a normal life and began living the life of our dreams.

Download or read book Reading Sucks written by Mike Judge and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2005-12-06 with total page 374 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Huh-huh-hooray! MTV's world-famous animated duo returns in this hilarious special trade paperback edition publishing to coincide with the November 2006 release of the DVD boxed sets.