Download or read book Your Dick My Vagina Best Friends Forever written by Note Book Sarcasm and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-27 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you or a spouse, partner, girlfriend or boyfriend on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 120 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. If giving to your partner it could also be used as a private notebook for writing love letters, romantic (or naughty) ideas, future plans, thoughts and comments to each other. Can also be given as an appreciative gift to show how thankful you are to your friend, partner, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife or spouse. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.
Download or read book Your Dick My Vagina Best Friends Forever written by Sarcasm Notebooks and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-22 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you or a spouse, partner, girlfriend or boyfriend on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 120 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. If giving to your partner it could also be used as a private notebook for writing love letters, romantic (or naughty) ideas, future plans, thoughts and comments to each other. Can also be given as an appreciative gift to show how thankful you are to your friend, partner, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife or spouse. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.
Download or read book My Dick Your Vagina Best Friends Forever written by Funny Books Press and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-29 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you or a spouse, partner, girlfriend or boyfriend on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. Can also be given as an appreciative gift to show how thankful you are to your friend, partner, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife or spouse. Features : 120 pages page size : 6" x 9" in Lined notebook White Paper Soft cover / paperback Matte finish cover PS : If you are looking for a different notebook cover, make sure to click on the author name for other funny notebooks Like This one.
Download or read book Forever Never written by Laikyn Meng and published by The Orange 9 Publishing Company . This book was released on with total page 454 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Book is a duet combined with Didn't We Say Forever & Promise Me Never. DIDN'T WE SAY FOREVER? Sometimes we don't get a say in what love we fall victim to; we have to trust that it is true. "I Promise." We vowed forever too many times that over the last two years, the word faded meaning. Our adolescent heartbeats reached a fatal foretelling from life's cruel realities. Harper, a carelessly wounded spirit, is struck with blinding devastation. After Shaymus, her high school boyfriend abandons her for a fresh start at college. Countless therapies and remote rehabilitation can't make the ache in her bones gain relief. Adding insult to injury, the broken pulse inside her chest chains her to an unforgettable past. Uncensored and sleazy, Shaymus has been avoiding his mistakes. Hoping they will catch flame, just like his heart used to do when his eyes found hers. He feels every slash of her struggle. A pain he etched into the wobble of her hips, pushing him back into the depths of his betrayal. What's hers is mine, even our pain. Healing comes when forgiveness and love is the only option for surviving. A searing heartbreak, ruthlessly emotional, leads us to discover this young couple's scars. This is a spin-off of Olallie's friends. A New Adult Second Chance Romance Can be read as a standalone, The events in this book happen before Minder: Olallie's Offering. 18+ Mature Language & Sexual Content, Sensitivity Alert. PROMISE ME NEVER "Tell me it wasn’t just butterflies and bullshit." Loyalty between true love formed iron-clad restrictions. A guaranteed agreement, at least for now. ZAILEY It started with a few letters. My spilled confessions stained the paper along with my teardrops. The declaration wasn’t meant to take down the community. I was only seeking relief from the crippling memories my best friend Sawyer made on our adolescence. The past brought agony, people spit on my truth. As I walked through those puddles of disgust, trying to remain devoted to erasing the shame in my bloodstream. RIVER I refused to listen to her, I’d first staple my ears shut. My glare always focused on the ground she stood, nothing but scum. With beliefs that love was kind, that it was patient. My mother raised my brothers, and I had faith in the slogan. Apparently, the girl who holds my affection didn’t get the memo. A woman like her should come with hazardous protection. Nothing stops the soul from finding its rightful mate. Both perspectives were tricked, caught amid a hoax by their closest candidate. Off with the masks for the final reckoning. When the truth becomes the cure, everybody catches a lie, instigating an epidemic. Promise Me Never is a spin-off with Olallie's Friends, The timeline for this book happens before MIINDER: Olallie's Offering and can be read as a standalone. A New Adult Second Chance Romance +18 Sexual Content and Mature Language. Sensitivity Warning.
Download or read book Forever with You written by Jennifer L. Armentrout and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2015-09-29 with total page 327 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the irresistibly sexy series from #1 New York Times bestselling author Jennifer L. Armentrout, two free spirits find their lives changed by a one-night stand… Some things you just believe in, even if you've never experienced them. For Stephanie, that list includes love. It's out there. Somewhere. Eventually. Meanwhile she's got her job at the mixed martial arts training center and hot flings with gorgeous, temporary guys like Nick. Then a secret brings them closer, opening Steph's eyes to a future she never knew she wanted—until tragedy rips it away. Nick's self-assured surface shields a past no one needs to know about. His mind-blowing connection with Steph changes all that. As fast as he's knocking down the walls that have kept him commitment-free, she's building them up again, determined to keep the hurt—and Nick—out. But he can't walk away. Not when she's the only one who's ever made him wish for forever . . .
Download or read book My Sweet Audrina written by V.C. Andrews and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-12-29 with total page 560 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contains excerpt of Whitefern, sequel to My sweet Audrina.
Download or read book Love Is for Losers written by Wibke Brueggemann and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR). This book was released on 2021-02-23 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a laugh-out-loud exploration of sexuality, family, female friendship, grief, and community. With the heart and hilarity of Netflix's critically-acclaimed Sex Education, Wibke Brueggemann's sex positive debut Love Is for Losers is required reading for Generation Z teens. Did you know you can marry yourself? How strange / brilliant is that? Fifteen-year-old Phoebe thinks falling in love is vile and degrading, and vows never to do it. Then, due to circumstances not entirely in her control, she finds herself volunteering at a local thrift shop. There she meets Emma . . . who might unwittingly upend her whole theory on life.
Download or read book Let s Pretend This Never Happened written by Jenny Lawson and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-04-17 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside
Download or read book The Smile on My Face written by Cheri Reeder and published by Reeder Press. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 415 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Relationship Memoir With a Self-Help Twist. A non-fiction relationship and sexual freedom self-help book with transparent intimate personal stories that demonstrate real life lessons. Workbook is included after each of the 28 chapters. The author is a natural, functional medicine nurse who gives life hacks on finding inner peace and an authentic outer smile in the areas of physical, mental, emotional, and relationship health. The Smile on My Face is a series of stories with Cheri, a holistic healer, living an alternative approach to open relationships. Cheri’s transparent process reveals belief-shattering insights as she navigates: · Releasing sexual shame · Responsible communication · Polyamory = more love · Attachment vs. connection · Untangling jealousy · Holistic health · Choosing freedom over suffering · Expanding the capacity to feel bliss
Download or read book The Deal written by Elle Kennedy and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-09-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She's about to make a deal with the college bad boy... Hannah Wells has finally found someone who turns her on. But while she might be confident in every other area of her life, she's carting around a full set of baggage when it comes to sex and seduction. If she wants to get her crush's attention, she'll have to step out of her comfort zone and make him take notice...even if it means tutoring the annoying, childish, cocky captain of the hockey team in exchange for a pretend date. ...and it's going to be oh so good All Garrett Graham has ever wanted is to play professional hockey after graduation, but his plummeting GPA is threatening everything he's worked so hard for. If helping a sarcastic brunette make another guy jealous will help him secure his position on the team, he's all for it. But when one unexpected kiss leads to the wildest sex of both their lives, it doesn't take long for Garrett to realize that pretend isn't going to cut it. Now he just has to convince Hannah that the man she wants looks a lot like him.
Download or read book A Stolen Life written by Jaycee Dugard and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-07-12 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A raw and powerful memoir of Jaycee Lee Dugard's own story of being kidnapped as an 11-year-old and held captive for over 18 years On 10 June 1991, eleven-year-old Jaycee Dugard was abducted from a school bus stop within sight of her home in Tahoe, California. It was the last her family and friends saw of her for over eighteen years. On 26 August 2009, Dugard, her daughters, and Phillip Craig Garrido appeared in the office of her kidnapper's parole officer in California. Their unusual behaviour sparked an investigation that led to the positive identification of Jaycee Lee Dugard, living in a tent behind Garrido's home. During her time in captivity, at the age of fourteen and seventeen, she gave birth to two daughters, both fathered by Garrido. Dugard's memoir is written by the 30-year-old herself and covers the period from the time of her abduction in 1991 up until the present. In her stark, utterly honest and unflinching narrative, Jaycee opens up about what she experienced, including how she feels now, a year after being found. Garrido and his wife Nancy have since pleaded guilty to their crimes.
Download or read book Pervert s Love Story written by Frank Omar and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine living vicariously through the eyes of the most eligible bachelor in the world. Desired by both men and women of all ages, Pervert's Love Story is the story of Eddie Alvissi's nonstop, roller-coaster ride through his last year of high school, and early college life. Eddie's compulsion with sex, and his need for others to love him is both funny to read, and impossible to put down. Pervert's Love Story is crass, disgusting, and completely absorbing. Can't get enough? Check out http: //lovelyperversions.blogspot.com/ http: //lovelyperversionsdotblogspot-com.tumblr.com/ for more Eddie Alvissi and Digital Love
Download or read book Actors Anonymous written by James Franco and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2013 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Published by special arrangement with Amazon Publishing"--Title page verso.
Download or read book Darkmore Penitentiary written by Caroline Peckham and published by . This book was released on 2020 with total page 666 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "“We’re going to own you.” “We’re going to break you.” “When we’re through with you, you won’t remember life before you were ours.” That’s what they whisper as I pass their cells. Ha. Guess what bastardos? I’m Rosalie Oscura, champion underground cage-fighter and freaking Alpha Werewolf from the infamous Oscura Clan. My family wrote the book on criminal organisations and I’ll be ruling this place by the time the next moon rises. Papà always said my hot head would land me in here one day. The supernatural prison they call Darkmore Penitentiary. Where they send the cruellest, most dangerous Fae in Solaria. Like me apparently. So maybe I deserve to be in prison, but do you want to know a secret? I planned to get sent to Darkmore Penitentiary. I’ve come to break out the most notorious criminal in Solaria. The trouble is, I need the help of the four Alpha males to get out of here. And they happen to hate each other almost as much as they hate me. But I always did love a challenge. How hard could it be to make them accept me as their leader?" -- Back cover.
Download or read book In Bloom written by Kathleen Kilgallon and published by Outskirts Press. This book was released on 2014-06-24 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Kindra Dean, the Library Director in the small town of Orangedale, Massachusetts. While it’s not a very prestigious job, it quite frankly is all she has. Unless of course you add in her dingy apartment. Kindra has no life to really speak of; just the same old repetition, day after day. Anti-social and depressed, Kindra is wracked with guilt over the death of her younger sister many years ago; a guilt which has kept her enslaved for way too many years, far too long. But then something happens that changes her life forever... Tiana moves in downstairs. Known as “T” to her friends, she is the boisterous, outspoken, masculine lesbian who is just what Kindra needs to pull herself out of her melancholy spirit of discontent. To free her from herself… Let us also meet Tommy Shannon, a pissed-at-the-world wheelchair-bound fellow who wants nothing but to be left alone in his own miserable world of self-pity and pornography. Tommy’s Irish mother will have none of that, and arranges a meeting for Tommy and Kindra. This rendezvous turns out to be both disastrous and hilarious, but it ultimately changes their lives, forever. Kindra and Tommy have both experienced their own personal winters, but now spring has come...and they are finally in bloom.
Download or read book For the Strength of Youth written by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and published by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. This book was released on 1965 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OUR DEAR YOUNG MEN AND YOUNG WOMEN, we have great confidence in you. You are beloved sons and daughters of God and He is mindful of you. You have come to earth at a time of great opportunities and also of great challenges. The standards in this booklet will help you with the important choices you are making now and will yet make in the future. We promise that as you keep the covenants you have made and these standards, you will be blessed with the companionship of the Holy Ghost, your faith and testimony will grow stronger, and you will enjoy increasing happiness.
Download or read book The Guyde written by Howie Reith and published by Howard Reith. This book was released on 2016-11-19 with total page 396 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Guyde is the most comprehensive men's dating and self-improvement book ever written, designed to be everything you need to transform into the most confident version of yourself. There are no lines or routines; instead you'll find exercises and information to improve your self-esteem, social skills, and other elements integral to social success. Everything in these pages is backed with scientific evidence, and when I say scientific evidence, I mean cited peer-reviewed literature, not pop evolutionary psychology or the "law of attraction." You won't be reading anecdotes telling you about my "successes" or opinions; you'll be learning the practical steps necessary for the specific changes you want to manifest in your life. The Guyde is divided into four sections: Part I - Psychology Part I focuses on the internal elements of social interaction. How do you overcome your toxic self-limiting beliefs that keep you from being authentic with people? How do you overcome your fears? How can you stay motivated to make your changes? You will learn clinically effective approaches to all of these and more. Part II - Social Skills For many men, the biggest barrier between themselves and social success is a lack of social skills and awareness. In Part II, you'll learn how to shore up this weakness. You will learn how to listen, banter, share stories, and assert yourself with others. You'll learn how to improve your body language and vocal tonality to project confidence and charisma. Part III - Physical Attractiveness Part III will teach you how to improve your physical features. The first two chapters detail the most clinically effective approaches to diet and exercise. We'll also discuss the basics of fashion and how to dress to impress. Master Part III, and when you go out, you will turn heads. Part IV - Dating The final portion of The Guyde deals with dating, in this version, in a heterosexual male context. You'll learn the best places to meet potential dates, how to flirt, and how to ask someone out. You'll learn how to plan brag-worthy romantic evenings and how to address problems like rude cancellations and "ghosting." You'll learn how to interact physically while being sensitive to your date's wishes, as well as how to perform better in bed. You'll learn why relationships fail and how to avoid the pitfalls most couples fall into, and you'll come to understand a bit about what it's like to date from a woman's perspective, including many of the cultural factors they face that most men don't understand. The Guyde is a labor of love. I wrote it to be everything I wish I'd known when I was younger, the sorts of things that turned my life around for the better. I hope it does the same for you.
