Download or read book You re Such A Dick written by Salty Dick Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-05 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This You're Such A Dick notebook journal is the perfect and humoristic profanity gag gift for that sarcastic friend, salty bitch or irritating co-worker. Surprise and shock them in a funny offending way and put a smile on their face. It's better than sending a card. Funny composition book for writing your own thoughts, get a little creative with poetry or just writing down lists or ideas. It is a 100 pages blank ruled journal, ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then with or without curse words. Features Unique design Can be used as a diary, journal and notebook 100 pages of lined paper High-quality paper Professionally designed thick cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils 6" x 9" dimensions; portable size for school, home or work It will make a great gift for any special occasion: Christmas, Secret Santa, Birthday ... Perfect sarcasm gift idea for birthdays, anniversaries, New Years Eve, Hanukkah, Christmas, Easter, thanksgiving, graduation, Labor Day, Valentines Day, Mothers Day or Fathers Day. This diary is a convenient and perfect size to carry anywhere for writing, journaling and note taking. This hilarious journal makes a funny gift for yourself or anyone "special".
Download or read book Cunt written by Inga Muscio and published by Seal Press. This book was released on 2002-10-15 with total page 420 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An ancient title of respect for women, the word “cunt” long ago veered off this noble path. Inga Muscio traces the road from honor to expletive, giving women the motivation and tools to claim “cunt” as a positive and powerful force in their lives. In this fully revised edition, she explores, with candidness and humor, such traditional feminist issues as birth control, sexuality, jealousy between women, and prostitution with a fresh attitude for a new generation of women. Sending out a call for every woman to be the Cuntlovin' Ruler of Her Sexual Universe, Muscio stands convention on its head by embracing all things cunt-related. This edition is fully revised with updated resources, a new foreword from sexual pioneer Betty Dodson, and a new afterword by the author. “Bright, sharp, empowering, long-lasting, useful, sexy....”—San Francisco Chronicle “... Cunt provides fertile ground for psychological growth.”—San Francisco Bay Guardian “Cunt does for feminism what smoothies did for high-fiber diets—it reinvents the oft-indigestible into something sweet and delicious.”—Bust Magazine
Download or read book BLANK written by Alice Birch and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2018-06-26 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new theatrical provocation by Alice Birch, co-commissioned by NT Connections and theatre company Clean Break. [BLANK] is no traditional play, it's a series of sixty scenes - some of which may feel connected, others less so - about adults and children impacted by the criminal justice system. It's about what life is like when adults feel absent from it. But it can be about whatever you like - readers and performers can choose as many or as few scenes in order to construct their own narratives.
Download or read book The Little Book Of Life written by and published by alan macmillan orr. This book was released on with total page 1021 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book YOU ARE GOING TO DIE and THIS IS NOT CULTURALLY SIGNIFICANT written by Adam Scott-Rowley and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2024-05-02 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Existential Figure silently screams. Everything is wiped clean. The fabric of reality starts to fall apart. Grieving Figure finds themself on a hillside. Eyes staring back from the darkness. A dual edition of actor, writer and theatre practitioner Adam Scott-Rowley's most impactful works to date. Performed entirely naked, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE is a nail-biting descent into existential anxiety as humanity stares down the proverbial toilet. A surreal meditation on annihilation that rests on the knife edge between physical theatre and performance art. Ideograms and archetypal forms offer a shared purge illuminating the darkest corners of the human psyche while revealing compassion and humour in the most unlikely of places. THIS IS NOT CULTURALLY SIGNIFICANT is a brutally intense and darkly comic piece that unveils the bizarre, compulsive and eccentric nature of humanity. Thunderous and fiercely grotesque, this piece utilises Adam Scott-Rowley's practice of The Sensitised Theatre to create a sharp political comment on contemporary society. This edition was published to coincide with YOU ARE GOING TO DIE playing at Southwark Playhouse, London, in April 2024 produced by The Production Exchange.
Download or read book It s Mawdsley written by David Baker and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2007-12 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 19-year-old thug, Craig Mawdsley, has robbed your home, smashed up your car and mugged your grandmother. Now he attempts his greatest ever assault on the general public - by writing a book. Craig hates everyone so much that even his dislike of writing cannot stop his desire to offend all those that have labelled him a chav, weasel, scumbag - and, yes, c*nt. You know his type, you see him everyday, and you try to avoid him at all costs. But you can't anymore, because within these demented pages, Craig tells how he has inexplicably risen through the social ranks to a place where he can terrorise mankind with unlimited prejudice - before the true purpose of his unusual literary project is shockingly revealed.
Download or read book Sour Face written by M J Cox and published by Chipmunkapublishing ltd. This book was released on with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Oxford Handbook of Taboo Words and Language written by Keith Allan and published by . This book was released on 2019 with total page 465 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This volume brings together experts from a wide range of disciplines to define and describe taboo words and language and to investigate the reasons and beliefs behind them. It examines topics such as impoliteness, swearing, censorship, taboo in deaf communities, translation of tabooed words, and the use of taboo in banter and comedy.
Download or read book A Book for a Cunt written by Adam Stevenson and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-23 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book of inspirational quotes to remind the cunt in your life, that they are, indeed, a cunt. Would make the perfect joke gift.
Download or read book All the Ways I Think You re a Cunt written by Matt Shaw and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-07-13 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all know that one person who is a massive cunt. We try and explain to them why they're a cunt but - they just don't get it. Sometimes it is easier to explain things with pictures... And that's the whole reason for this book... A simple picture guide to show people the many ways in which they can perceived to be a bit of a cunt... Save your breath, buy the book and pass it to the cunts. Maybe they'll learn their lesson and stop being so cunty?
Download or read book Not the End of the World written by Kate Atkinson and published by Back Bay Books. This book was released on 2009-05-30 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Arthur is a precocious eight-year-old boy whose mother is a B-list celebrity more concerned with the state of her bank account than with her son's development. Then an enigmatic young nanny named Missy introduces him to a world he never knew existed.
Download or read book Jack Kerouac s Confession written by Robert O'Brian and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-12-03 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jack Kerouac's Confession chronicles the journey of a burnt-out poet-journalist whose descent into madness and desperation is interrupted when he re-discovers a long-forgotten connection with the young Jack Kerouac. The reader is taken on a riveting road trip of white-hot passion, betrayal and near-death, leading finally to Lowell, Massachusetts, Kerouac's hometown, where the poet hears Jack Kerouac's confession and learns the world's greatest secret.
Download or read book T written by Alan Fyfe and published by Transit Lounge . This book was released on 2022-09-01 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *Shortlisted for the TAG Hungerford Manuscript Award 2018* *Shortlisted for the International Chaffinch Press Manuscript Award (Ireland)* Chilling to read, cut with powerful energy and strong feeling. T or Timothy lives on the economic margins, both using and selling methamphetamine in Mandurah. When a friend, Gulp, tragically dies and T grows close to Lori-Bird his life promises to become more centred. But he moves between loving and leaving her. This is a lyrical and arresting portrait of characters who crave love but struggle with addiction and the tenuous yet intimate community connections it gives them. The spirit of the Peel landscape informs both T’s identity and the lives of the people he encounters and offers a way out. Intimate with suffering and beauty, T is also at times transcendent. A contemporary novel with the urgency of what Davies’ Candy, Kerouac’s On the Road, and Garner’s Monkey Grip were to their own times. ‘Confronting and discomfiting, with small moments of redemption –T is very much a story for our times.’ – Kate Noske and Richard Rossiter (Hungerford Award Judges). ‘There is nothing else currently being written that is quite as exciting. Its blend of realism, grittiness, pared back lyricism and magical realism is unique and hasn’t been seen since the work of a powerful novelist of regional life like Tom Flood. T works the margins, both in terms of place and subject of the culture around meth use, in utterly compelling ways. This story needs to be told.’ – Lucy Dougan, Premier’s Award winner and Westerly editor.
Download or read book 5 Guys Chillin written by Peter Darney and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2016-08-11 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A graphic, gripping, funny and frank verbatim drama exposing the chill-out chem-sex scene. “Wanna pair of shorts? Shot of G? Line of Meth?” From surgeons to students, couples to kink; guys that love it and lost guys longing to be loved. An original look into a drug-fuelled, hedonistic, highly secret world of Grindr, and instant gratification.
Download or read book written by Stephen Goldfinger and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2009-08-01 with total page 271 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thirty-year-old David Freid isn't sure what to do with his life. He hates his job as a clerical assistant at the City University of New York, and his monologues as a stand-up comedian twice a week at Patti's Caf aren't well received. In addition to suffering from chronic prostatitis, he can't find a girl. The turning point comes when David discovers a photograph of his urologist's daughter, Kara Rosenblum. Despite the fact that she doesn't know he exists, he becomes convinced they are meant to be together. At the same time, an elusive talent scout from Comedy World is expected to make a surprise appearance at the club where David performs. The problem is that nobody knows if the scout is legitimate or not. In a moment of clarity, David decides that if he can get the urologist's daughter and the talent scout to both show up at his Saturday night gig, he will not only get discovered but win the love of the girl with whom he is obsessed.
Download or read book Teed Off written by Sherrie Daly and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-04-05 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sherrie Daly, the former wife of PGA tour superstar John Daly, takes a swing at the controversial man called “Wild Thing” in this jaw-dropping memoir about what really goes on behind the scenes of professional golf. In this explosive tell-all, Sherrie Daly goes beyond the polite clapping, collared shirts, and hushed voices and exposes the darker side of the golf world: the groupies, party-crazed athletes, and blatant infidelity. After being married to player (in all senses of the word) John Daly for nine years, Sherrie knows this better than anyone. It’s no secret that John, one of the PGA tour’s most popular stars, was known for his erratic behavior and on-the-edge lifestyle as much as for his powerful, grip-it-and-rip-it style on the green. But Sherrie goes beyond the public persona to dish on John’s out-of-control antics throughout their marriage, many of which she helped cover up to protect his career, and his self-destructive addictions to whiskey, sex, and gambling, which led him to lose one of his biggest purses ever—nearly one million dollars—in an hour. She writes candidly about the physical and emotional abuse she endured and why she continued to play the role of golf wife despite the trashed hotel rooms, wrecked homes, and demolished cars. Then she turns the tables on herself, sharing the truth behind her catfights with his girlfriends, her legal troubles, and especially the night John alleged she attacked him with a steak knife. After years in the exclusive players’ wives club, Sherrie Daly is Teed Off and ready to rip the game’s well-groomed facade to shreds.
Download or read book The Blue Pimpernel written by Joshua Kilburn and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-04-28 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Renee Rhee is a teenage girl in 21st Century America - a 21st century dystopian America that trapped itself in the past. When corruption, greed, and underworld politics cost Renee the life that she knows not once but twice, Renee and her friends will suit up in technology from a bygone era of American technological advancement, found in a bunker under her best friend's garage. She becomes the Blue Pimpernel, a heroine devoted to making sure that what happened to her never happens to anyone else, by challenging the status quo and attacking the system that supports the powerful. However, those with power seldom sacrifice it; and when confronted with a threat, they will do all they can to retain it - up to and including unconventional solutions and betrayal of their own to create their own worst enemy...
