Download or read book You Might Be a Little Shit But You re My Little Shit written by Crazyfoo Media and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-05 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You Might Be a Little Shit But You're My Little Shit: Funny Valentine's Day Notebook with Funny Saying 6"x9" This notebook is perfect for writing in to take daily notes, jot down ideas, doodling in, whatever you feel. Great for giving as a Valentine's Day gift to that special someone in your life, especially if they have a great sense of humor. 120 Blank Lined Pages 6" X 9" Perfect Size Glossy Cover Makes a great gift

Download or read book Figuring Shit Out written by Amy Biancolli and published by Behler Publications, LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-29 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Your life isn't over." My dad says this. "I mean, YOUR life isn't over. Beyond the kids. You'll go on living, doing things. This isn't it." I know, I assure him. I have the kids. They need me. They're my life now. "OK," he replies, then grunts—more of a brief hum. He only hums when he thinks I'm full of shit. Shockingly single. Amy Biancolli's life went off script more dramatically than most after her husband of twenty years jumped off the roof of a parking garage. Left with three children, a three-story house, and a pile of knotty psychological complications, Amy realizes the flooding dishwasher, dead car battery, rapidly growing lawn, basement sump pump, and broken doorknob aren't going to fix themselves. She also realizes that "figuring shit out" means accepting the horrors that came her way, rolling with them, slogging through them, helping others through theirs, and working her way through life with love and laughter. Amy Biancolli is an author and journalist whose column appears in the Albany Times Union. Before that, Amy served as film critic for the Houston Chronicle where her reviews, published around the country, won her the 2007 Comment and Criticism Award from the Texas Associated Press Managing Editors Association. Biancolli is the author of House of Holy Fools: A Family Portrait in Six Cracked Parts, which earned her Albany Author of the Year. Amy lives in Albany, New York, with her three children.

Download or read book What Happened To The Laughing Guy written by Bjorn J. P. Peeters and published by Tales Of Peeters. This book was released on 2024-08-07 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: MEN'S FUNNIEST DATES is a hilarious, no-worries entertainment series for adults. Join men from all walks of life on firework adventures with a varied, lively cast of beautiful women. From the sweetest girl next door, to triple-red-flag bombshells that no man can handle. See these eager and hopeful men risk it all to be with the women of their dreams. See them date. Watch them take chances on risky flings and hookups. Act like fools in their budding relationships. Try to handle marriage. Even travel through time and see them try their luck with a beautiful witch. No other series will take you deeper into every man's funniest, wildest, most unpredictable adventures—his passionate encounters with the opposite sex! The following stories are included in this sixth bundle: 51| The Apocalypse Man & the Dancing Girls 52| The Muscleman & the Beautiful Thief 53| The Exhausted Man & the College Girls 54| The Raging Man & the Cute Girl 55| The College Guy & the Girl in the Closet 56| The Sleepy Husband & the Proud Wife 57| The Woodcutter & the Milkmaid 58| The Accident Man & the Excited Girl 59| The Laughing Guy & the Shy Girl 60| Captain Castor & the Octopus Beauty What you'll get: Each bundle has 10 complete stories (each one 30-60 minute read). All easy to read. All bursting at the seams with jokes. Enjoy classic slapstick humor. Snicker at witty observations about human nature. Relish jokes so risky you can burn your fingers. Laugh to your heart's content at blow-the-roof-off cringe disasters. Have fun discovering hidden jokes. Only experienced men (and women) will be able to spot every single one. Whatever your taste in humor, you're sure to find something to delight you in this series! Do you like surprises? The stories are filled with plot twists. Many have a surprise or trick ending. Entertainment, and nothing but! No dark and sad stuff; this series is meant to entertain and make you laugh. There's no cheating, no getting too drunk, or any such scenarios that would leave a bad taste. The jokes might be risky but the humor is feelgood from start to finish. If you're looking for literary, this ain't it. This series is all about fun. Perfect for men (and women) with a busy life. The stories are easy to get into. You can whip out your book whenever you have ten minutes to read. Before you know it, you'll feel more relaxed and look at the bright side of life—with a big smirk on your face! Is this series only for men? Absolutely not! It's called Men's Funniest Dates and told mostly from men's perspective. Chances are, though, that no one will laugh harder with these men's mishaps than women! Whether you're a man or a woman, this series is sure to delight anyone who likes wild, wacky, and no-worries grown-up humor. --- BJORN J. P. PEETERS is the author of several Comedy, Fantasy, Adventure, & Horror series, with some of the biggest being: 'The Fraternity & Sorority Wars', 'Men's Funniest Dates', 'Keep Your Millions, Daddy!', 'Ictiluni', and 'Infinitus Memorias'. On his website, he lets readers look behind the scenes to find out how he creates his stories & characters, as well as sharing his other creative projects and artwork.

Download or read book Same As It Never Was written by Claire Scovell LaZebnik and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2004-07 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Olivia Martin drinks, swears, drives fast cars, and is, as she would put it, most definitely not a warm and fuzzy kind of person. The sudden news that her father and his second wife are killed in a car crash stuns Olivia, but then she gets hit with even more shocking news - they've named her guardian of her three-year-old half-sister Celia. Olivia may not be the introspective type, but she knows enough to recognize that she's one of the least maternal women in the world.

Download or read book Performance of a Lifetime written by Cerise Merola and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-09-17 with total page 397 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cerise Merola or CC as affectionately addressed by her friends was a cross between Antie Mame, Gypsie Rose Lee, and a jigger of Tulalla Bankhead.

Download or read book Chasing Homer written by László Krasznahorkai and published by New Directions Publishing. This book was released on 2021-11-02 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A classic escape nightmare, Chasing Homer is sped on not only by Krasznahorkai’s signature velocity, but also by a unique musical score and intense illustrations In this thrilling chase narrative, a hunted being escapes certain death at breakneck speed—careening through Europe, heading blindly South. Faster and faster, escaping the assassins, our protagonist flies forward, blending into crowds, adjusting to terrains, hopping on and off ferries, always desperately trying to stay a step ahead of certain death: the past did not exist, only what was current existed—a prisoner of the instant, rushing into this instant, an instant that had no continuation … Krasznahorkai—celebrated for the exhilarating energy of his prose—outdoes himself in Chasing Homer. And this unique collaboration boasts beautiful full-color paintings by Max Neumann and—reaching out of the book proper—the wildly percussive music of Szilveszter Miklós scored for each chapter (to be accessed by the reader via QR codes).

Download or read book Acheron written by Byron Morrigan and published by Permuted Press. This book was released on 2011-09-09 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Captain Nate Leathers thought being a soldier on the frontlines in Iraq was hard enough. And when his convoy is attacked and he’s thrown in a dungeon by insurgents, he can’t imagine things can get any worse. But then the world is turned upside down. When he escapes, Leathers finds the city of Basra shrouded in green mist and under siege from nightmare creatures far more horrific than any terrorist. Walking corpses. Tentacled beasts. Giant slithering things. Ancient creatures risen from the depths. Alone in the city, Leathers will have to draw on all his training to survive, let alone stop the mist from spreading. Monsters beyond imagination are closing in … and some of them are human.

Download or read book Contemporary Francophone African Plays written by Judith G. Miller and published by Rutgers University Press. This book was released on 2024-05-17 with total page 341 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bringing together in English translation eleven Francophone African plays dating from 1970 to 2021, this essential collection includes satirical portraits of colonizers and their collaborators (Bernard Dadié’s Béatrice du Congo; Sony Labou Tansi’s I, Undersigned, Cardiac Case; Sénouvo Agbota Zinsou’s We’re Just Playing) alongside contemporary works questioning diasporic identity and cultural connections (Koffi Kwahulé’s SAMO: A Tribute to Basquiat and Penda Diouf’s Tracks, Trails, and Traces...). The anthology memorializes the Rwandan genocide (Yolande Mukagasana’s testimony from Rwanda 94), questions the status of women in entrenched patriarchy (Werewere Liking’s Singuè Mura: Given That a Woman...), and follows the life of Elizabeth Nietzsche, who perverted her brother’s thought to colonize Paraguay (José Pliya’s The Sister of Zarathustra). Gustave Akakpo’s The True Story of Little Red Riding Hood and Kossi Éfoui’s The Conference of the Dogs offer parables about what makes life livable, while Kangni Alem’s The Landing shows the dangers of believing in a better life, through migration, outside of Africa.

Download or read book Me and Orson Welles written by Robert Kaplow and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2005-06-28 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Coming in 2009, the major motion picture from the director of Slacker The irresistible story of a stagestruck boy coming of age in the golden era of Broadway-with some very famous supporting characters-Me and Orson Welles is a romantic farce that reads like a Who's Who of the classic American theater. Called "one of the best depictions of male adolescent yearning ever to hit the page" (Kirkus Reviews), it is sure to translate wonderfully to screen in 2009.

Download or read book What Was Asked of Us written by Trish Wood and published by Back Bay Books. This book was released on 2007-11-02 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this modern-day successor to the Vietnam classic Everything We Had, award-winning investigative reporter Trish Wood offers a gritty, authentic, and uncensored history of the war in Iraq, as told by the American soldiers who are fighting it.

Download or read book Families of Blood and Water written by Jacob G Morris and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2017-06-12 with total page 295 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Overpopulation and the over-dependence on modern medicine has resulted in the emergence of a highly resistant strain of bacteria, decimating the human population. While struggling for their own survival in the new world, survivors are competing against one another and putting their trust in strangers. The strong get stronger and the weak are preyed upon in the constant battle against extinction and each other.

Download or read book G O P D O A written by Jay Brida and published by Contemporary Press. This book was released on 2004 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On the eve of the 2004 Republican National Convention in New York City, a political fixer named Flanagan receives an unwelcome assignment: find out what happened to his boss's lover before his wife does. As a wave of conservatives descend on a prickly, pugnacious Manhattan, Flanagan gets caught in a whirlwind of sexual secrecy, murder, and the dark acts of a political party bent on empire. From the political influence of Joey Ramone to the restless, heated energy of New York in August, the raw political friction and firecracker sexuality of G.O.P. D.O.A make for a racy, briskly paced mystery and a summer no one will soon forget.

Download or read book Sword of the North written by Luke Scull and published by Ace. This book was released on 2016-03 with total page 482 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "As Davarus Cole and his former companions were quick to discover, the White Lady's victorious liberation of Dorminia has not resulted in the freedom they once imagined. Anyone perceived as a threat has been seized and imprisoned or exiled to darker regions leaving the White Lady's rule unchallenged and absolute. But the White Lady would be wiser not to spurn her former supporters, Eremul the Halfmage has learned of a race of immortals known as the Fade, and if he cannot convince the White Lady of their existence, all of humanity will be in danger. Far to the north, Brodar Kayne and Jerek the Wolf continue their odyssey to the High Fangs, only to find themselves caught in a war between a demon horde and their enemy of old, the Shaman and in the wondrous city of Thelassa, Sasha must overcome demons of her own"--

Download or read book Arcane Verse written by Millie Fae and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2024-04-30 with total page 157 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After Reaper, a galactic-level threat, is eliminated by a group of strangers, the Ashwyn, an advanced secretive alien race, begins to utilize the group of humans as a clandestine force to conduct their missions from the shadows. The group is formed into the “Guard,” and the grassroots team starts to become known by the species of the Verse sector in the Milky Way. In Arcane Verse, as the Guard gains renown and after successfully unifying the many alien and abandoned human colonies of Verse in a loose alliance, the Ashwyn begin the next phase of their plan. Unbeknownst to the fledgling united species, an even greater war is descending onto the Verse from the uncharted regions of the galaxy. Be a part of the Guard’s earliest days as their finest squadron builds the first permanent headquarters on the abandoned terraformation colony of Harmony, and witness the growth of belonging, independence, and unification of a galactic culture through the mundane and epic adventures told through the Arcane Verse. About the Author Millie Fae is a former Intelligence and Electronic Warfare Analyst for the United States Air Force. He suffer(ed) severe depression and battle PTSD from a variety of sources, but before that he worked as a lab technician and studied audio engineering. From both histories, he developed a passion for signals, which led him to understand better why he began Electrical and Computer Engineering at University.

Download or read book Red Rising 3 Book Bundle written by Pierce Brown and published by Del Rey. This book was released on 2023-10-17 with total page 1524 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Witness the war of the galaxy as a rebel fights for the freedom of his people in the first three novels of the bestselling Red Rising series—and a bonus extended excerpt of the fourth, Iron Gold! From the New York Times bestselling author Pierce Brown, the first three books of the Red Rising series, and a free preview of the fourth book in the series, Iron Gold. Darrow is a Red, born under the heel of the elite Golds. After tragedy reveals to him the truth of civilization and the enslavement of his people, he seeks retribution. And he will stop at nothing to bring down the Golds who took everything from him—even if it means becoming one of them.

Download or read book The Poet The Painter written by Eziikiill Grey and published by Outskirts Press. This book was released on 2014-09-09 with total page 277 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a story of Mind meeting Body, of Pleasure witnessing Pain, and of Theory discovering Action, for what seems to be the first time. This is a story of Body meeting Mind, of Pain witnessing Pleasure, and of Action discovering Theory, for what seems to be the first time. This is a realization of unity through self-discovery. This simply is, now, and always.

Download or read book Into the Light written by Chris DeFazio and published by TouchPoint Press. This book was released on 2020-06-26 with total page 265 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dave "Richie" Richards is a hardcore, experienced PI. But will that be enough to face down the Angel of Death? The locals don’t trust him. The cops can’t stand him. The only cases he gets are two-bit at best. All Dave “Richie” Richards can do is sit back and watch as his PI business spirals down the drain. He’s resigned to closing up shop and moving on when he finally lands his big case; but the thing is, the case might end up being just big enough to kill him.