Download or read book You Don t Know Sh t written by Doug Mayer and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2011-08-02 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A brilliant miscellany of all things scatalogical "You Don't Know Sh*t glides from the sublime heights of human ingenuity to the lowest of the lower depths. It's the ultimate human journey."—Frederick Kaufman, author of Wasteland It's part of all of our lives. But how much do you really know about poop, scat, sh*t, excrement? From the historical to the scientific, the cultural to the gross, You Don't Know Sh*t packs a load of solid information into one tidy volume: --how great civilizations have pooped through the ages --why some poop floats and other poop sinks --the final word on whether people have individual brands of bathroom smells --what your sh*t (and sh*tting style) says about you --how astronauts poop in space --a complete glossary of terms and euphemisms for man's most fundamental function --fun facts about everything from the first flush, the famous Thomas Crapper, and the differences in bathroom basics around the world --a cloud's worth of information about farts, too!
Download or read book I Don t Know Sh t About F ck written by Ruth Langmore and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-11-09 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover the rich philosophy of Ruth Langmore, everyone’s favorite foul-mouthed criminal, in this irreverent, playful, and profanity laden “guide to life” inspired by the hit Netflix television series Ozark. Toughened by both her criminal ties and her dedication to her family, Ruth Langmore is guided by one principal: She doesn’t know sh*t about f*ck. Far from being willfully ignorant, Ruth admits that she has much to learn, forming a personal philosophy based on a positive attitude toward lifelong learning. A born survivor, Ruth knows a thing or two about persevering through life’s most difficult situations. In this blunt but profound guide to life, Ruth herself shows you how to navigate your own personal blind sides, while simultaneously learning the skills you need to thrive. So, listen motherfu*kers, and forget everything you think you know.
Download or read book Nobody Wants to Read Your Sh t written by Steven Pressfield and published by Black Irish Entertainment LLC. This book was released on 2016-06-12 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There's a mantra that real writers know but wannabe writers don’t. And the secret phrase is this: NOBODY WANTS TO READ YOUR SH*T. Recognizing this painful truth is the first step in the writer's transformation from amateur to professional. From Chapter Four: “When you understand that nobody wants to read your shit, you develop empathy. You acquire the skill that is indispensable to all artists and entrepreneurs—the ability to switch back and forth in your imagination from your own point of view as writer/painter/seller to the point of view of your reader/gallery-goer/customer. You learn to ask yourself with every sentence and every phrase: Is this interesting? Is it fun or challenging or inventive? Am I giving the reader enough? Is she bored? Is she following where I want to lead her?
Download or read book Oh the Things You Don t Know written by Antonio Carter and published by . This book was released on 2016-05-07 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don't want to get a job?Is that what I heard?You can start your own business like Mark Zuckerberg.Anyone can do it, anyone at all,But it won't be easy; most start with a crawl.A simple idea inside of your head,Until it's so strong it keeps you from bed.Up thinking all night, about making it real,And all of the fun, how good it'll feel.If you keep up your faith, lock your eyes on the prize,And travel the road, all the lows and the highs,Success will find you at some point, I'm sure.Don't believe me? Just ask any entrepreneur! The perfect gift for the recent grad, this book will give them all the advice they never learned in school and prepare them for life in the real world. Tony Carter's newest picture book for adults is based off of Dr. Suess's Oh! The Places You'll Go! Funny, sharp, and full of good advice for graduates, this book also comes with several blank "Autograph" pages at the end to act as a guest book for grad parties or for use as a yearbook.
Download or read book Get Your Sh t Together written by Sarah Knight and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2016-12-27 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Declutter your mind and do the important sh*t you've been putting off with this New York Times bestseller from the author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck and You Do You. The no-f*cks-given, no-holds-barred guide to living your best life. Ever find yourself stuck at the office-or even just glued to the couch—when you really want to get out (for once), get to the gym (at last), and get started on that "someday" project you're always putting off? It's time to get your sh*t together. In The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck, "anti-guru" Sarah Knight introduced readers to the joys of mental decluttering. This book takes you one step further—organizing the f*cks you want and need to give, and cutting through the bullsh*t cycle of self-sabotage to get happy and stay that way. You'll discover: • The Power of Negative Thinking • Three simple tools for getting your sh*t together • How to spend less and save more • Ways to manage anxiety, avoid avoidance, and conquer your fear of failure • And tons of other awesome sh*t! Praise for Sarah Knight: "Genius." —Cosmopolitan "Self-help to swear by." —The Boston Globe "Hilarious . . . truly practical." —Booklist
Download or read book Mastering Linux When you don t know sh t written by Lyron Foster and published by Career Kick Start Books, LLC. This book was released on 2023-03-01 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking to learn Linux but don't know where to start? Look no further than this comprehensive guide! Written with beginners in mind, this book covers everything you need to know to get started with Linux, including choosing the right distribution, installation and configuration, basic commands, file system management, web and database services, and much more. With clear explanations and step-by-step instructions, this book is perfect for anyone who wants to learn Linux, whether you're a complete beginner or looking to expand your knowledge. Plus, with a glossary of Linux commands included, you'll never be left in the dark about what a command means or how to use it.
Download or read book Learning Express JS When you don t know sh t written by Lyron Foster and published by Career Kick Start Books, LLC. This book was released on 2023-03-01 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking to learn how to build web applications with Express.js? Look no further than this comprehensive guide. Whether you're a beginner or intermediate developer, this book will take you through the fundamentals of Express.js, including routing, middleware, templating engines, and working with databases. With practical examples and exercises, you'll learn how to build a complete web application from scratch, as well as how to test, deploy, and scale your application for real-world use. But this book is more than just a technical guide. It's a practical and accessible resource that makes the material easy to understand and apply, regardless of your prior experience. With a focus on best practices and common pitfalls, you'll develop the skills and confidence to build your own web applications with Express.js. If you're looking to take your web development skills to the next level, this is the book for you.
Download or read book A I Machine Learning When you don t know sh t written by Lyron Foster and published by Career Kick Start Books, LLC. This book was released on 2023-04-05 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a comprehensive book that provides a step-by-step guide to learning machine learning concepts and techniques, from basic terminology and concepts to advanced machine learning concepts and techniques. The book is ideal for beginners and intermediate learners who want to gain a strong foundation in machine learning, and it is suitable for anyone interested in learning machine learning regardless of their technical background. The book covers the different types of machine learning, including supervised, unsupervised, and reinforcement learning, and provides an in-depth overview of commonly used machine learning algorithms and techniques. The book also covers advanced machine learning concepts and techniques, including building machine learning pipelines, using machine learning for natural language processing and computer vision tasks, and best practices for advanced machine learning systems. The book provides hands-on examples and exercises throughout, making it easy for readers to apply what they have learned to real-world problems. In addition, the book covers best practices for model evaluation and hyperparameter tuning, feature engineering and data preprocessing, and using machine learning tools and libraries. The book also includes an explanation of the development environment setup, making it easy for readers to get started with machine learning.
Download or read book Algorithms Data Structures When you don t know sh t written by Lyron Foster and published by Career Kick Start Books, LLC. This book was released on 2023-03-05 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a must-read book for anyone who wants to learn algorithms and data structures from scratch. Written for beginners and intermediate programmers, this book provides a step-by-step guide to understanding the basics of algorithms and data structures and how they can be used to build efficient and scalable software applications. The book begins with an introduction to algorithms and data structures, explaining their importance in software development, and then moves on to cover basic terminology and concepts related to algorithms and data structures. The book provides an overview of commonly used algorithms and data structures, including arrays, linked lists, stacks, queues, trees, graphs, sorting and searching algorithms, dynamic programming, and greedy algorithms. Readers will learn how to measure algorithm performance, identify the best algorithm for a given problem, and analyze algorithm time complexity using Big O notation. The book also provides best practices for implementing algorithms and data structures in programming, highlighting real-world applications of algorithms and data structures. The book concludes with an introduction to advanced algorithms and data structures such as hash tables, tries, and heaps. Throughout the book, readers will find examples and exercises to help them understand and apply the concepts covered in each chapter. With this book, readers will gain a solid foundation in algorithms and data structures and the ability to apply this knowledge to solve real-world problems and build efficient and scalable applications.
Download or read book So Close to Being the Sh t Y all Don t Even Know written by Retta and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2018-05-29 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In her hilarious book of essays, Parks and Recreation star Retta shares the stories that led to her success in Hollywood. In So Close to Being the Sh*t, Y’all Don’t Even Know, Parks and Recreation star Retta takes us on her not-so-meteoric rise from roaches to riches (well, rich enough that she can buy $15,000 designer handbags yet scared enough to know she’s always a heartbeat away from ramen with American cheese). Throwing her hard-working Liberian parents for a loop, Retta abandons her plan to attend med school after graduating Duke University to move to Hollywood to star in her own sitcom—like her comedy heroes Lucille Ball and Roseanne. Say what? Word. Turns out Retta might actually be on to something. After winning Comedy Central’s stand-up competition, she should be ready for prime time—but a fear of success derails her biggest dream. Whether reminiscing about her days as a contract chemist at GlaxoSmithKline, telling “dirty” jokes to Mormons, feeling like the odd man out on Parks, fending off racist trolls on Twitter, flirting with Michael Fassbender, or expertly stalking the cast of "Hamilton," Retta’s unique voice and refreshing honesty will make you laugh, cry, and laugh so hard you’ll cry. Her eponymous sitcom might not have happened yet, but by the end of So Close to Being the Sh*t, you’ll be rooting for Retta to be the next one-named wonder to take over your television. And she just might inspire you to reach for the stars, too.
Download or read book You Deserve This Sh t written by Jordan Tarver and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-11 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you feeling lost, stuck, or confused? You may need a roadmap for the journey from where you are now to becoming the best version of yourself. In this authentic self-help book, Jordan Tarver, introspective author and world traveler, guides you on a journey of self-discovery. A near-death experience in 2013 and a soul-searching solo backpacking trip taught Jordan how to live. Since then, he's dedicated himself to living a life infused with meaning and empowering others to do the same. He uses inspiring stories, workable tactics, understandable action steps, and simple language that help you: ① Get unstuck ② Find your path ③ Become the best version of yourself As you progress through its pages, you'll learn how to create positive change in your life NOW to live the life of your dreams FOREVER. By the end of You Deserve This Sh!t, you'll have a newfound awareness of yourself and the world around you, the courage to always go outside your comfort zone, and the passion for living an intentional life. You will feel empowered to make choices that align with your goals and feel deserving of the exact life you want to live. Let your journey begin. This book is your nudge. ◆◆◆ BONUS: Enjoy free content at the end of the book to continue your journey of becoming the best version of yourself.
Download or read book You Don t Look Fat You Look Crazy written by Ashley Longshore and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-02-07 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Carpe diem, bitches.” —Ashley Longshore Pour a glass of champagne, slip off your designer heels, pull up your big girl panties and enjoy pop-artist extraordinaire Ashley Longshore’s unapologetic, raw, and literally laugh-out-loud funny guide to living an “ambitchous” life. For Ashley Longshore, the path from reluctant Southern Belle to badass artist and aspiring mogul hasn’t always been a smooth one. As a reformed Trophy-Wife-in-Training, Ashley has overcome failure, healed heartbreak, and worked damn hard, all with her signature killer attitude, to conquer the art world one glittery pop-art masterpiece at a time. You Don’t Look Fat, You Look Crazy is a window into the world of Longshore’s irreverent, glamorous, and stunningly visual pop-art-filled life, where bedazzled flowers sit next to diamonds and Valium boxes, Jesus holds a black Amex and Wonder Woman dresses in Chanel. With tongue-in-cheek advice straight from her canvas, such as “There’s No Crying At Bergdorf’s,” “Always Ask For More,” and “What Would Blue Ivy Do,” Ashley’s honesty and DGAF attitude will grab you by your Givenchy lapels and hit you across the face with the donut you promised yourself you wouldn’t eat. So be confident, grab life by the Birkins, embrace your “ambitchion,” and remember, you don’t look fat—you look crazy!
Download or read book Good Sh t written by Julia Blohberger and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2021-12-28 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's time to talk sh*t—literally! Improve your gut health, and your life, with this relatable and humorous handbook. If you grew up in the Western world, you were probably taught that poop is gross. Unspeakable, even. But it’s a waste to think of poop as a waste. Bags under our eyes tell us we’re not getting enough sleep. Sallow skin, thinning hair, and brittle nails tell us if our diets are imbalanced or if we're overstressed. Poop tells us all of that—and much more. This friendly and conversational handbook from two certified yoga and Ayurveda coaches teaches you how to think of poop as a useful gauge of overall health, and helps you track the effects of simple lifestyle adjustments with: • A seven-day tracker to observe your current poop health. • Insights on the impact of diet, exercise, sleep, and stress on your poop, with tips for making improvements in all areas. • Journal prompts that help you analyze behaviors that lead to good and bad poops. • A 21-day tracker to help you see the positive impact of lifestyle changes on your poop over time. • And more!
Download or read book The Sh t No One Tells You About Toddlers written by Dawn Dais and published by Seal Press. This book was released on 2015-09-15 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They're getting bigger. And you're not getting any more sleep. Second in the Sh!t No One Tells You series, in The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers Dawn Dais tells it like it is -- again -- offering real advice for parents of growing children. Coming from one empathetic parent to another, the tips in this book are real, clever, honest, and designed to make life with a terrible two- or three-year-old a little bit more manageable. Hilarious, helpful, and handy, this book will be appreciated by any parent who has asked: "Why didn't anybody warn me that unconditional love would be so much work?" Filled with tips, encouragement, and a strong dose of humor, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers is a survival handbook for parents on the edge.
Download or read book Figuring Shit Out written by Amy Biancolli and published by Behler Publications, LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-29 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Your life isn't over." My dad says this. "I mean, YOUR life isn't over. Beyond the kids. You'll go on living, doing things. This isn't it." I know, I assure him. I have the kids. They need me. They're my life now. "OK," he replies, then grunts—more of a brief hum. He only hums when he thinks I'm full of shit. Shockingly single. Amy Biancolli's life went off script more dramatically than most after her husband of twenty years jumped off the roof of a parking garage. Left with three children, a three-story house, and a pile of knotty psychological complications, Amy realizes the flooding dishwasher, dead car battery, rapidly growing lawn, basement sump pump, and broken doorknob aren't going to fix themselves. She also realizes that "figuring shit out" means accepting the horrors that came her way, rolling with them, slogging through them, helping others through theirs, and working her way through life with love and laughter. Amy Biancolli is an author and journalist whose column appears in the Albany Times Union. Before that, Amy served as film critic for the Houston Chronicle where her reviews, published around the country, won her the 2007 Comment and Criticism Award from the Texas Associated Press Managing Editors Association. Biancolli is the author of House of Holy Fools: A Family Portrait in Six Cracked Parts, which earned her Albany Author of the Year. Amy lives in Albany, New York, with her three children.
Download or read book The Sh t They Never Taught You What You Can Learn From Books written by Adam Ashton and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-23 with total page 686 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever stumbled upon a piece of life-changing knowledge that made you think: why the hell didn't someone tell me this sooner?! Millions of people have listened to Adam and Adam on the What You Will Learn podcast, where they have spent tens of thousands of hours studying the best ideas from the greatest minds on the planet. Their most frequently asked question: what is the best lesson you've come across? While you'd think a simple question would have a simple answer, it didn't - until now! The Sh*t They Never Taught You will take you on a journey through takeaways from over a hundred of the world's greatest thinkers capturing lessons in personal development, career, business, personal finances, human nature, history, and philosophy. Every lesson will be useful, and one might change your life.
Download or read book Random Sh t Flying Through the Air written by and published by Orbit. This book was released on 2020-07-07 with total page 466 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The stakes couldn't be higher ... The suspense, the danger, and the rocket-fueled pace are all turned up to 11."―Kirkus "Furious, frenetic, fun, and "f**k you" —Robert Brockway on The Girl Who Could Move Sh*t With Her Mind Teagan Frost -- the girl with telekinetic powers and a killer paella recipe -- faces a new threat that could wipe out her home forever in the second book of Jackson Ford's irreverent fantasy series. Teagan Frost's life is finally back on track. Her role working for the government as a psychokinetic operative is going well. She might also be on course for convincing her crush, Nic Delacourt, to go out with her. And she's even managed to craft the perfect paella. But Teagan is about to face her biggest threat yet. A young boy with the ability to cause earthquakes has come to Los Angeles -- home to the San Andreas, one of the most lethal fault lines in the world. If Teagan can't stop him, the entire city -- and the rest of California -- will be wiped off the map . . . For more from Jackson Ford check out:The Girl Who Could Move Sh*t With Her Mind
