Download or read book Yo Ho Ho the Pirate Joke Book written by Ian Rylett and published by Red Fox. This book was released on 1990-01-01 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Yo Ho Ha Ha Ha written by David Lewman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-04-24 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of pirate-themed funnies is sure to have landlubbers and sailors of all ages laughing out loud from ship to shore. Why was the Flying Dutchman looking for clues? He was on a treasure haunt. Why are pirate flags always grouchy? Because they have crossbones. Why do pirates like to play baseball? They love to steal the bases.

Download or read book Yo Ho Ha Ha Pirate Jokes for Kids written by Debbie Cressey and published by Xist Publishing. This book was released on 2019-09-15 with total page 17 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's a pirate's favorite book? One filled with pirate jokes, of course! This arrgh-tastic collection of pirate jokes from Debbie Cressey, will get kids talking and laughing like a true pirate. Sofia Sita's vibrant illustrations transform the jokes into an engaging narrative through the funniest parts of pirate life. Perfect for "Talk like a Pirate Day" or any pirate-loving child!

Download or read book The ULTIMATE Pirate Joke Book written by Rachel Weight and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-13 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yo, ho, yo, ho! Ye've found the ultimate treasure! The ONLY pirate joke book ye'll ever need - with hilarious pictures to color in! Impress yer friends and laugh til ye barf (but aim overboard because we've just swabbed the deck!) while a pirate, shark pirate, and mouse pirate (yes, we realized later we could have asked a pi-RATe, but this is one tough mouse pirate) answer the REAL questions you've always (or never) had about pirates . . .

Download or read book P is for Pirate written by Eve Bunting and published by Sleeping Bear Press. This book was released on 2014-08-01 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The word pirate means one who plunders on the sea, and piracy has been around for as long as men and women have longed for adventure and lusted for riches. But it wasn't all fun and pillaging! Being a pirate was not an easy life. Written by award-winning author Eve Bunting, poetry and expository text are used in this alphabetical examination of the history of piracy. Topics include legendary ships, fabled hideouts, and notorious villains like Edward Teach, also known as Blackbeard. Includes the pirate code of conduct as well as the different occupations aboard ship.

Download or read book Lo Jack and the Pirates written by William H Hooks and published by Ibooks for Young Readers. This book was released on 2020-08 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Lo-Jack is kidnapped by pirates and put to work as a cabin boy, his comic misunderstandings of the captain's orders have hilarious results! Laugh aloud as Jack outsmarts Captain Grim and his greedy crew. FROM AMERICA'S MOST TRUSTED NAME IN EARLY CHILDHOOD EDUCATION More than seventy years of educational research and innovative teaching have given the Bank Street College of Education the reputation as America's most trusted name in early childhood education. Because no two children are exactly alike in their development, we have designed the Bank Street Ready-to-Read series in three levels to accommodate the individual stages of reading readiness of children ages four through eight. - Level 1: GETTING READY TO READ-- (PRE-K to GRADE 1) Books are perfect for reading aloud with children who are getting ready to read or are just beginning to read words or phrases. - Level 2: READING TOGETHER--(GRADES 1 to 3) Books are written especiallly for children who are on their way to reading independently but who may need help. - Level 3: I CAN READ IT MYSELF--(GRADES 2 to 3) Books are designed for children able to read on their own. They also can be enjoyed as read-alouds.

Download or read book Jake and the Never Land Pirates Follow that Sound written by Disney Books and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2013-07-09 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read along with Disney! Cubby has plans to play the harmonica at Marina the Mermaid''s big party tonight. But that sneaky snook Captain Hook has other ideas! Will Cubby be able to strike all the right cords, or will Jake make sure that Hook has to face the music? Follow along with word-for-word narration to find out in this swashbuckling adventure!

Download or read book Bubble Bath Pirates written by Jarrett Krosoczka and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2003 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When pirate mommy announces bath time, it is yo ho ho and to the bath we go for her little pirates.

Download or read book Daughter of the Siren Queen written by Tricia Levenseller and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2018-02-27 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The capable, confident, and occasionally ruthless heroine of Daughter of the Pirate King is back in this action-packed sequel that promises rousing high seas adventures and the perfect dash of magic. Alosa's mission is finally complete. Not only has she recovered all three pieces of the map to a legendary hidden treasure, but the pirates who originally took her captive are now prisoners on her ship. Still unfairly attractive and unexpectedly loyal, first mate Riden is a constant distraction, but now he's under her orders. And she takes great comfort in knowing that the villainous Vordan will soon be facing her father's justice. When Vordan exposes a secret her father has kept for years, Alosa and her crew find themselves in a deadly race with the feared Pirate King. Despite the danger, Alosa knows they will recover the treasure first . . . after all, she is the daughter of the Siren Queen. In Daughter of the Siren Queen, Tricia Levenseller brings together the perfect mix of thrilling action, tense battle scenes, and a heart-pounding romance.

Download or read book Pirates Love Underpants written by Claire Freedman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-09-27 with total page 29 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious title in the Underpants series is full of pirates, sharks and treasure. You'll be yo-ho-ho-ing until the sails come down! NOW A MAJOR TV SERIES! These pirates SO love underpants, They're on a special quest To find the fabled Pants of Gold, For the Captain's Treasure chest. CLAIRE FREEDMAN is the author of several successful picture books including Aliens Love Underpants, Dinosaurs Love Underpants, Oliver and Patch and My Grandparents Love Me for Simon & Schuster. Claire lives in Essex with her husband. BEN CORT is one of the most sought after illustrators in children's book publishing. His books include the Aliens Love Underpants titles. Ben lives in Bedfordshire with his wife and children. 'Guaranteed to get the little ones giggling' Daily Mail 'Hilarious' Western Morning News 'A piratical romp from the Aliens team, and sure to be a summer bestseller in paperback' The Bookseller 'Another winning tale from this talented duo, which will undoubtedly be extremely popular' Bookseller Children's Choice 'You'll find bouncy, perfectly rhythmic verses; lively and colourful pictures with plenty of hilarious details' Teach Primary 'Full of rollicking fun' Parents in Touch 'Pirates Love Underpants will persuade you that there's always room on the shelf for another picture book on one of children's favourite subjects...Hilarious!' Nursery World

Download or read book Pirates Mad Libs written by Roger Price and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-04-19 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mad Libs is the world’s greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories all about pirates! Yo-ho, yo-ho, a NOUN's life for me! With 21 “fill-in-the-blank” stories about treasure chests, peg legs, and naval battles, Pirates Mad Libs is the perfect activity for any fan of pirate history! Play alone, in a group, or on a pirate ship! Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER. Pirates Mad Libs includes: - Silly stories: 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories all about pirates! - Language arts practice: Mad Libs are a great way to build reading comprehension and grammar skills. - Fun with Friends: each story is a chance for friends to work together to create unique stories!

Download or read book Yo Ho Ho 7 written by Brian James and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008-09-04 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The pirate kids make lists for Santa and prepare presents for the entire crew--a fresh batch of sea slug cookies for everyone! But Rotten Tooth is acting like a Scrooge, and convinces the kids that Santa won't deliver the presents because he won't be able to find the ship. Pete has a great idea: sail the ship to the North Pole! Before they know it, the Sea Rat is stuck in a sheet of ice and snow is pounding down. How will the pirate kids get out of this Christmas mess?

Download or read book Knock Knock Lettuce In written by and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-15 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Garden has the Giggles in this funny joke book about vegetables Knock, Knock. Who's There? Lettuce. Lettuce Who? In this funny collection of illustrated jokes from Brenda Ponnay, little ones will laugh at their favorite vegetables.

Download or read book Pirate s Lullaby written by Marcie Wessels and published by Doubleday Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2015-08-25 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yo, ho, ho! It’s bedtime! But this little swashbuckler will do anything to avoid going to sleep. Read along as he stalls for time—searching for peg-legged Captain Teddy, stowing his toys in the ship’s treasure chest, and even playing a game of walk-the-plank! Snuggle up with your own little pirate for a fun and delightful high-seas adventure as you wind down your exciting day together. "The rhyming text is filled with pirate dialect, which adds whimsy and fun to the story."—School Library Journal

Download or read book Jeremy Strong s Laugh Your Socks Off Joke Book written by Amanda Li and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2008-08-07 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is it time to pause for breath? No because there’s also Streaker the dog, indoor pirates, trolls and superheroes AND karate kicking and time-travelling AND mad grannies and so much more. Featuring a brand new short-story by Jeremy, the Laugh-Your-Socks-Off Joke Book is jam-packed with jokes, quizzes,puzzles and games, plus extracts from all your favourite stories. Warning! No Knock-knock’s were used in the making of this book.

Download or read book There was an Old Pirate who Swallowed a Fish written by Jennifer Ward and published by Two Lions. This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This variation on the traditional, cumulative rhyme looks at the consequences of a pirate's strange diet.

Download or read book Captain Flinn and the Pirate Dinosaurs written by Giles Andreae and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2006-05-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Giles Andreae and Russell Ayto's super-fun Captain Flinn and the Pirate Dinosaurs Flinn is at school looking in the art cupboard for some coloured pens to finish off his dinosaur drawing when he stumbles upon Captain Stubble, a real live Pirate Captain! He tells Flinn that his ship, the Acorn, has been stolen and that he needs Flinn to help him rescue it back. Stubble makes Flinn the captain and they sail away on an old pirate ship...they finally find the Acorn but, to their horror, realise it's been stolen by PIRATE DINOSAURS! Captain Flinn and his crew attack the dinosaurs and, after much fighting, seize control of the ship once more. Flinn and his friends then sail back to the harbour clambering through the boatshed door and back into the art cupboard without the teacher even noticing they've been gone! Giles Andreae is an award-winning children's author and has written both fiction titles and best-selling picture books. His picture book, The Lion Who Wanted to Dance, won The Federation of Children's Book Award in the best picture book category in 1998. However, he is probably most famous as the creator of the phenomenally successful Purple Ronnie, Britain's favourite stickman. Giles lives in Notting Hill with his wife and three young children. Russell has illustrated books by prolific children's authors such as Ian Whybrow and Cressida Cowell. The Witch's Children was shortlisted for the Greenaway last year and this year The Witch's Children and the Queen is on the Smarties shortlist. Russell lives in Penzance, Cornwall. Don't miss the other Captain Flinn picture books - they're all rip-roaring fun! Captain Flinn and the Pirate Dinosaurs; Captain Flinn and the Pirate Dinosaurs: Missing Treasure!; Captain Flinn and the Pirate Dinosaurs: Smugglers Bay!; Captain Flinn and the Pirate Dinosaurs: The Magic Cutlass And Giles Andreae's brilliant book with illustrator Korky Paul: Sir Scallywag and the Golden Underpants