Download or read book Would You Like to Play with My Cock written by Gary Galvin and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-06-14 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Attention all cock lovers! Would you like to play with my cock? I promise you it will rock! This fun, beautiful illustrated playful book will surely crack you up with laughter. The innocent little cute story will get you spend all day reading and laughing. This book will be a huge hit for all occasions: gag gift, baby showers, birthday parties, and wedding presents. Give this book as a gag gift to your friend, and they will remember you forever! *You probably should not read this to your children. The must have book for all people with a great sense of humor. Get this book now and start laughing.
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Download or read book You Don t Know Me But You Love Me written by Caelum Vatnsdal and published by Arp Books. This book was released on 2018-10 with total page 344 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You Don't Know Me, But You Love Me is a biography of beloved American movie actor Dick Miller. Miller's fantastically storied life, the legendary people with whom he has worked and played, the times in which he's lived and the fascinating environments of both Broadway and Hollywood over the past seventy years are all thoroughly and engagingly explored in this first and only biography of the cult legend. The result of both extensive interviews and exhaustive research, You Don't Know Me, But You Love Me is at once story of how an unassuming guy stumbled into acting and became cult royalty, an epic love story of a man and his wife, a parallel story of an actor and his director (Corman), and a secret history of Hollywood. Referred to by Roger Corman as the "best actor in Hollywood" a favourite character actor of Quentin Tarantino, and in the words of Jonathan Demme, "a first-rate actor who makes any scene he's in better," Miller's particular magic continues to work itself on Hollywood elite and movie buffs alike.
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