Download or read book Worlds Greatest MOM Jokes and Observations written by Andre Francis and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-10 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is Mom as funny as Dad? Well, we think she is. No matter if it's you Mom or Bonus Mom they look after you and care for you like no one else ever can. Give them this great gift for Mothers Day, Birthday, Christmas, or Special occasions. Moms are also full of humor, fun and hilarious sayings, and jokes that outshine Dads lame puns and jokes. Comedian Andre Francis, author of such books as Worlds Greatest Mom Jokes, 101 Saint Patrick's Day Jokes, Totally Amazing Christmas Jokes and The Best Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids bring us this new Joke book for Moms. He has compiled a collection of jokes and observations from Moms, including their own Mom! In this book that will make Moms nod in agreement and chuckle at the hilarious situations described. My nickname is Mom. But my full name is "Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom." You know you're a mom when picking up another human to smell their butt isn't only normal, but necessary. This book makes the perfect Mothers Day Gift or Present for your Mom or Bonus Mom.
Download or read book Mom this Joke s for You written by Judy Brown and published by Ronnie Sellers Productions. This book was released on 2004 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Successful editor, comedy writer and author Judy Brown (Joke Soup and Joke Stew), has brought together some of the best one liners about parenthood in thie new book Mom: This Jokes For You. The jokes are written by some of the top comedians of our time, including Rodney Dangerfield, Joan Rivers, George Carlin, Jerry Seinfeld and more. Featuring chapters such as "They Call It Labor For A Reason", this colorful gift/humor books include all the traditional favorite one-liners about pregnancy, new parents, the teenage years and more.
Download or read book Best Mom Jokes Ever written by Chantelle Grace and published by BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC. This book was released on 2018-10-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I told my mom I couldn't reach the high notes in my choir class... She said I should get a ladder! Every time we go to the ocean, my mom tells me to say hello... the ocean just waves back! If you love arguing about why it’s important to wear a coat when it’s 12 degrees outside... you should be a mom! There’s a legend that if you go take a shower and scream “MOM!” three times... a nice lady appears with the towel you forgot! The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Best. Mom Jokes. Ever.! Get ready for eyerolls, head shakes, and "aha" moments as you navigate through these mom jokes that make little truths so funny. If you think you’ve heard every mom joke in the book, think again. Best. Mom Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you throwing up your hands and declaring, “Because I said so!”
Download or read book Mom Jokes written by Johnnat Saphew and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-01-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Introducing "Mom Jokes," a delightful compilation that marries the warmth of mom humor with charming illustrations, showcasing an array of relatable mom characters. Dive into a world of laughter with a collection of heartwarming jokes that will not only tickle your funny bone but also capture the essence of the unique and endearing traits that make moms extraordinary. Within the pages of this uplifting book, you'll discover a treasure trove of clever one-liners, humorous observations, and playful anecdotes that celebrate the everyday hilarity of mom life. From the timeless advice that only moms can give to the comical tales of parenting adventures, these jokes create a shared experience that resonates with readers of all ages. What makes "Mom Jokes" truly special are the lively illustrations accompanying each joke. These delightful visuals portray a spectrum of moms, each with her own distinct personality, style, and charm. Whether your mom is the culinary genius in the kitchen or the queen of multitasking, you'll find an illustration that captures the spirit of your mom's unique magic. Beyond the laughter, "Mom Jokes" transforms into a heartwarming gift, making it the perfect present for special occasions such as birthdays, Mother's Day, or any moment when you want to express love and appreciation. It's a heartfelt way for children to honor their moms, creating moments of shared joy and connection. This book is a celebration of the unbreakable bond between moms and their children, forging memories that are both amusing and nostalgic. "Mom Jokes" provides a wonderful opportunity for children to convey their love and gratitude while reveling in the laughter and joy that moms bring into their lives. Whether you're searching for a gift that will bring a smile to your mom's face or looking to share some light-hearted humor together, "Mom Jokes" is the ultimate choice. Embark on a laughter-filled journey that celebrates the wonderful and endearing qualities of moms, making it an unforgettable gift for the amazing mom in your life!
Download or read book Mum Jokes written by Jessica Rowe and published by . This book was released on 2023-04-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Definition of mum jokes? Like dad jokes but a lot smarter. Over 500 eye-rollingly funny, family-friendly, witty jokes, ready to bring out at any occasion.Over 500 eye-rolling, hilarious jokes, ready to bring out on any occasion.We all know about dad jokes but isn't mum just as funny? Absolutely, she is. She's running circles around those lame dad jokes.Jessica Rowe has compiled an awesome collection of quick and funny jokes, already road-tested and 100% guaranteed to embarrass anyone's kids.An ideal present for any mum, any time.
Download or read book Greatest New Yo Mama Jokes written by Ryan O. Willia and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-11-17 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of the best Yo Mama jokes ever made. Please take some time out of your busy day read this e book. New and Fresh Yo mama/ Yo momma jokes. have the best comebacks and real any yo mama Battle. most yo momma jokes are old and not funny, So why not try some new content. over 102 + more updated Yo Mama is so ugly, she won the worlds ugliest dog competition, Got a first place ribbon in special breeds. Yo Mama's Smells so Bad, that the US government locked her up for having a Weapon of Mass Destruction. Yo mama is so dumb she thought, tofu was a Chinese martial art. 1. Yo Mama's so Ugly 2. Yo Mama's so Fat 3. Yo Mama's so Skinny 4. Yo Mama's so Dirty 5. Yo Mama's Breath Smells so Bad 6. Yo Mama's so dumb 7. Yo Mama's so Old 8. Yo Mama's so Tiny 9. Yo Mama's so Poor Comebacks, Putdowns, and Wisecracks
Download or read book Yo Mama Jokes Encyclopedia written by Donald Shaw and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-10-21 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This large and awesome Yo Mama Jokes collection will make your day! The jokes inside this book are appropriate for children. There are no swear words inside this book. A maternal insult is offensive, and you should explain it to your kids. But in this case, no one is trying to insult anyone's mother. The phrase "YO MAMA" has become a meme and a wide-spread joke all around the world. The yo momma jokes depict obese, ugly, stupid, poor, hairy, short, crazy and unintelligent fantasy person, which is not anyone's mom, of course. She is a fiction. Sometimes, we may even doubt whether she is a woman or not. We all love our moms, but it's fun to have a good laugh and compete making jokes with your friends about imaginative fantasy MOMMY, with the unpleasant characteristics mentioned above: She is so fat, the local firefighters get a special crane from the government, in case she gets stuck in the doorway. She is so stupid, she burns overweight people when she is told to burn calories. She is so ugly, the "Walking Dead" producer does not want to film her. She is so hairy, when she accidentally falls asleep in the movie theater, she wakes up caged in the Zoo. ...and so on, and so forth... This book will make you laugh and smile all the time. Laughing is extremely positive for our bodies and minds. It can lower the blood pressure, it can help to relax and to entertain yourself, your family and your friends. Do you know how to become popular and successful? Good and funny jokes can help! Did you know how? Yo Mama jokes can be easily used in story-telling Yo Mama jokes may start a conversation with someone you like Yo Mama jokes may help you to become more self-confident and improve your social skills Yo Mama jokes can make people around you smile and laugh, so they will enjoy your company Yo Mama jokes may take the heat off when the tension is in the air Of course, you need to understand, when Yo Momma joking is appropriate, but if you do, those jokes will really help you to communicate with the others. As soon as you purchase this funny book, you are going to get: 201+ Funniest Yo Mama Jokes Hours of entertainment for adults and kids Great book to read on a long trip No swear words guaranteed 100% money back warranty, in case you are not satisfied with the purchase The link to the Free Bonus Pokemon Go Memes book at the last page The book is available both in Kindle and printed versions. So relax, take it easy and enjoy the humor! If you are ready for a good laugh, pranks, and riddles, it's time to get one of the best joke books ever! DO NOT WAIT ANOTHER MINUTE - DOWNLOAD YOUR COPY NOW! Simply scroll up the page and hit the "ADD TO CART" button! I bet you will be very HAPPY to read these funny Yo Momma jokes! tags: yo mama jokes bible, yo mama joke books, funniest book ever, jokes encyclopedia, yo momma joke book, yo momma joke books, funny yo momma jokes, mama jokes, funny joke, kindle joke books, funny jokes books, funny joke books, comedy, funny, joke, jokes, haha, lol, laugh, laughing, giggle, adult jokes, kids jokes, april fools jokes, jokes and gags, jokes and pranks, joke book
Download or read book 1001 Hilarious Mom Jokes and Wisecracks for Mothers and the Entire Family written by Sarah S Robbins and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-05 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Show off your comedic skills with these hysterically cringe-worthy mom jokes Don't you just love seeing your kids' exasperated reactions after an expertly delivered one-liner? Isn't it incredibly satisfying to provoke eyerolls with your intentionally cheesy puns? The stereotypically silly mom joke is the hallmark of every fun mom. Utterly uncool, perplexingly amusing, and painfully funny, they're guaranteed to induce both groans and guffaws from anyone who hears them. You can count on your reliable wisecracks to liven up any gathering and cheer up any mood. But if you've been telling the same old quips for the past years, why not update your repertoire with this collection of brilliantly lame, but ridiculously funny mom jokes? In 1001 Hilarious Mom Jokes and Wisecracks for Mothers and the Entire Family, you will discover: Corny mom jokes that are so bad, they're terribly good! Over 1,000 rib-ticklers to restock your arsenal of cheesy wisecracks Groan-inducing one-liners that only moms can get away with Cleverly witty quips to ease the tension in any situation, no matter how awkward Ingenious wordplay that will get your family's brains ticking and their sides aching with laughter The pun-niest lines that are sure to elicit laughs, even from the most humorless member of the family Entertaining trivia about famous mothers - find out how much you have in common with these celebrity moms And much more. Everyone just loves to hate on mom jokes. That's what makes them so irresistible. The grimaces and giggles you get from telling them makes delivering the jokes as much fun as hearing them. No wonder moms have stubbornly kept mom jokes alive, even after their wives and children have repeatedly told them to stop. Carry on the tradition of hilariously terrible mom jokes and leave your family in stitches. If you're looking for the perfect puns that are guaranteed to garner exasperated eyerolls and unbridled laughter from the entire family, then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button right now.
Download or read book 151 Yo Momma Jokes written by Lol Funny Jokes Club and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-05-08 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Funniest Yo Momma Joke Book in the World!151+ funny yo momma jokesHilarious yo momma insults and humorHours of funny jokes and entertainmentLaugh until you cry at these funny yo momma jokes From the best-selling joke book series of the LOL Funny Jokes Club With this MASSIVE collection of funny yo momma jokes you can make everyone laugh! This book full of funny yo momma jokes is perfect for any occasion. You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book. All yo momma jokes are easy to find by each chapter!Yo momma is so fat...Yo momma is so skinny...Yo momma is so old...Yo momma is so short...Yo Momma is so tall...Yo momma is so poor...Yo momma is so stupid...Yo momma is so ugly...Yo momma is so hairy...Yo momma is so bald...Yo momma is so lazy...Other yo momma jokes... Did you know that laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body? Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! Share a funny joke with a friend today! Uses for funny jokes...Can aid in story-tellingGreat for conversation startersImproves conversation and social skillsCan make others laugh, smile, and be more playfulCan lighten tense moods and create rapport with others Are you looking for funny and hilarious yo momma jokes? Yo momma is so fat... she walked in front of the TV and I missed 3 shows! LOL Yo momma is so old... she knew Burger King while he was still a prince! HAHA Yo momma is so short... she can use a sock for a sleeping bag! Funny Yo Momma Jokes! Yo momma is so tall... she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon! HAHA Yo momma is so poor... she can't afford to pay attention! LOL Yo momma is so stupid... she sold her car for gas money. Funny Yo Momma Jokes! Yo momma is so ugly... that she scares blind people! HAHA Yo momma is so hairy... you almost died of rug burn at birth! LOL Yo momma is so bald... you can see what's on her mind. LOL Funny Jokes Club The LOL Funny Jokes Club is dedicated to comedy. We'll tickle your funny bone with our side-splitting jokes and humor. Whether it's funny and hilarious one-liners, dirty adult jokes, or laugh-out-loud rib tickling knee slappers, the LOL Funny Jokes Club does it all! Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now! If for any reason you are unsatisfied, there is a 100% money back guarantee! Tags: yo momma jokes, yo momma joke book, yo momma joke books, funny yo momma jokes, yo momma, yo mama, yo moma, momma, mother, yo mama jokes, mama joke books, ya mama, ya momma, yo mama, yo mama jokes, yo momma jokes, funny joke, yo mama, yo momma, yo moma, kindle joke books, funny jokes, book, comedy, lol, jokes, funny, yo mama jokes, haha, joke, laugh, laughing, giggle, humor, comedy, yo mama, funny, humor, kindle ebooks, joke club, dirty jokes, adult jokes, funny jokes books, funny jokes, funny joke books, funny jokes, jokes, kids jokes, yo mama jokes, april fools jokes, joke book, joke gifts, jokes for dummies, jokes book, jokes and gags, jokes and pranks, funny joke books
Download or read book Best Yo Mama Jokes Ultimate Collection written by Hudson Moore and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-03-28 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WARNING! Yo Mama won't like this! FREE on Kindle Unlimited - Only $0.99 for a limited time! Statistically speaking, every "Yo Mama joke" has been done thousands of different times by thousands of different people... Just like Yo Mama! Yo Mama battles have been going strong for almost 100 hundred years. Originally known as The Dozens or The Dirty Dozens, contestants would verbally battle it out until a winner was announced. Today, they are more popular than ever! If you want to own the next Yo Mama battle with your mates, then you need this book. With over 230 jokes ranging from hilarious to outrageously hardcore, these jokes are sure to leave your friends gob-smacked and gasping for air! Warning! SOME JOKES ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN! While this book contains many inappropriate jokes, rest assured that we have avoided any tasteless racist jokes. ” DOWNLOAD NOW “ for a discounted price of $0.99. Checkout a few of my favourites: Yo mama's so stupid... She put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind. Yo mama's so old... Her breast milk is actually powder. Yo mama's so hairy... When you were born you got carpet burn. Yo mama's so fat... She got hit by a car and said, 'Who threw that rock?' Yo mama's so skinny... She swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant. Who is Hudson Moore?Hudson is an Aussie Actor who loves positive vibes. He believes Life is about enjoying the little things, like sharing a story or listening to a joke or two. So many people are not making connections with other people as we become a society that is smart app drive. Hudson is all about going back to basics, spending time with real friends and laughing until the cats come home. Because at the end of the day, laughing is free and it makes us feel so good.. Don't forget to chckout my entire collection. :)Tags: Jokes, Joke Books, Best Yo Mama Jokes, Yo Momma Jokes, Yo Mama jokes, Funny Books, Best jokes 2016 yo momma jokes yo mamma jokes Joke Books Funny Books Best Jokes jokes funny books Joke Books funny jokes Best Jokes Jokes & Riddles Jokes and Riddles, Funny books, Joke books, Funny jokes, Best jokes 2015, Best Jokes 2016, Best Yo Mama Jokes, Yo momma Jokes, Jokes, Best Jokes 2016, Funny Books, Joke Books, tongue twisters, knock knock jokes ,Jokes, Jokes for kids, Joke books, funny books, funny jokes, jokes free
Download or read book Greatest New Yo Mama Jokes written by Ryan Williams and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-03-04 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SUPER FUNNY YO MAMMA JOKES NEW: BOOK 5 NEW UPDATE: OVER 400 JOKES ADDED. A collection of the best Yo Mama jokes ever made. Please take some time out of your busy day read this e book. New and Fresh Yo mama/ Yo momma jokes. have the best comebacks and real any yo mama Battle. most yo momma jokes are old and not funny, So why not try some new content. over 102 + more updated Yo Mama is so ugly, she won the worlds ugliest dog competition, Got a first place ribbon in special breeds. Yo Mama's Smells so Bad, that the US government locked her up for having a Weapon of Mass Destruction. If you like this book Check out: Greatest NEW Yo Mama's Jokes (Best Yo Mama Jokes Ever Made) Series 2 Yo mama is so dumb she thought, tofu was a Chinese martial art. Yo Mama's so Ugly Yo Mama's so Fat Yo Mama's so Skinny Yo Mama's so Dirty Yo Mama's Breath Smells so Bad Yo Mama's so dumb Yo Mama's so Old Yo Mama's so Tiny Yo Mama's so Poor
Download or read book Greatest NEW Yo Mama Jokes Best Yo Mama Jokes Ever Made Vol 3 written by Ryan O. Williams and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-02-01 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Greatest NEW 2014-2015 Series 3 A collection of the best Yo Mama jokes ever made. Please take some time out of your busy day read this e book. New and Fresh Yo mama/ Yo momma jokes. have the best comebacks and real any yo mama Battle. most yo momma jokes are old and not funny, So why not try some new content. over 102 + more updated Yo Mama is so ugly, she won the worlds ugliest dog competition, Got a first place ribbon in special breeds. Yo Mama's Smells so Bad, that the US government locked her up for having a Weapon of Mass Destruction. If you like this book Check out: Greatest NEW Yo Mama's Jokes (Best Yo Mama Jokes Ever Made) Series 2 Yo mama is so dumb she thought, tofu was a Chinese martial art. 1. Yo Mama's so Ugly 2. Yo Mama's so Fat 3. Yo Mama's so Skinny 4. Yo Mama's so Dirty 5. Yo Mama's Breath Smells so Bad 6. Yo Mama's so dumb 7. Yo Mama's so Old 8. Yo Mama's so Tiny 9. Yo Mama's so Poor Comebacks, Putdowns, and Wisecracks Yo Mama's Jokes (Best Yo Mama Jokes Ever Made) Series 3 collection of my Street battle jokes (That's why Yo Mama jokes ever made). Welcome to a new level of Mama Jokes. Please take some time out of your busy day read this e book. New and Fresh That's why Your mom/ that's why Yo momma jokes. have the best comebacks and win any Yo Mama Battle. Most yo momma jokes are old and out dated, So why not try some new content. over 100+ more will be updated. You heard all the yo mama so fat jokes! Now Step Up Your Game and take it to the next level. with that's why yo mama got.
Download or read book 101 Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes written by Johnny Riddle and published by Semsoli. This book was released on 2020-05-18 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make Your Family or Friends Laugh With These Funny Jokes About Yo Momma! Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out! Everyone loves to laugh. Plus, laughing is healthy, too! That is why '101 Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes' is the perfect gift book. This collection of Yo Mama jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Copy Of '101 Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes' In this book, you will find: - 100+ Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes - 25+ Funny Illustrations This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your friends, or simply want to have a good laugh! BUY: '101 Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it. Yo mama is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list. Yo mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl! *** Buy '101 Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes', and you will get access to all the other jokes. Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes.' So, are you ready for the funniest Yo Momma jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.
Download or read book Yo Mama Jokes Encyclopedia written by Peter Brown and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-03-30 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yo Mama Jokes - Enjoy the Funniest Yo Mama Jokes Collection! This is a collection of the best Yo Mama is so.....jokes in history. Please take some time out of your day to read this book, but try not to cry your eyes out. This collection includes the following: Yo Mama So Fat Yo Mama So Stupid Yo Mama So Ugly Yo Mama So Poor Yo Mama So Short Yo Mama So Skinny Yo Mama So Bald Yo Mama So Dirty Yo Mama So Old Yo Mama Smells
Download or read book World s Best Professional Jokes written by Clifford Sawhney and published by Pustak Mahal. This book was released on 2004-04-12 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book is divided into 30 professional categories, with some professions containing multiple categories.Only the best jokes have been selected in this compilation.The professions have been listed alphabetically for easy reference.The book is illustrated with over 100 excellent cartoons that are independent jokes in themselves and offer excellent value for money.Indeed, the world`s first book with jokes on so many professions.Guaranteed to make readers cackle, chuckle, grin, guffaw, giggle, hoot, roar, snigger, shriek, titter and finally collapse under piles of laughter!
Download or read book Yo Momma Jokes written by Witty Productions and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-01-20 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Most Hilarious Collection of Yo Momma Jokes in the World! Did you know laughing does more than tickle your ribs and make your eyes water? Laughing can actual help lower your blood pressure, help relieve stress, and help you build relationships! Get ready to laugh your butt off with this hilarious collection of yo momma jokes! Inside you will find: - Tons of Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes - Insults Upon Insults Use these jokes to... - Tell Cool Stories - Start Conversations - Make Your Friends Laugh - And Much More Scroll up and order now to get started!
Download or read book Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 16 written by Thomas F. Shubnell and published by Thomas F. Shubnell. This book was released on 2008-09-18 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here we are again. All new funnier jokes, chuckles, knee slappers, rib ticklers, and a few chortles thrown in, just to keep the laughter coming. Absolutely new and hilarious stuff keeps flowing.
