Download or read book Hippos Go Berserk written by Sandra Boynton and published by Simon & Schuster Books For Young Readers. This book was released on 2000 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the moment when one hippo calls his friends over for a party to the climactic moment when all the hippos really do go berserk, the action in this funny book never lets up--even when the party's over and all the hippos go their separate ways. First published in 1977 and now formatted with an expansive design and bold, new vibrant colors, Hippos Go Berserk! offers inspired silliness. Full color. Copyright © Libri GmbH. All rights reserved.

Download or read book I Hate My Fucking Job Coloring Book written by Coloring Crew and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-10 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for funny Job Related gifts? This Swear Word Coloring Book is Perfect!Funny and cheap gift ideas for people who hate their jobis are hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this Job coloring book! Way more interesting than a pair of socks or a t-shirt. This hilarious sweary coloring book for grown ups will create plenty of laughs all round. It makes a great retirement gift, a secret santa gift for a co-worker or just for a lazy person who hates working! If you have a friend or family member who hates their job and are looking for funny gifts then you have come to the right place. Not only is this rude, sweary adult coloring book an absolute bargain, but the hilarious quotes in this gift idea are bound to bring a big smile to your favorite job hater's face! When we were thinking about what Job gifts that we should make, we thought we should put together a list of #jobproblems in the form of a sweary adult coloring book. We know how hard it can be to find funny gift ideas, so we hope we have made life easier for you!

Download or read book The Book of Joy written by Monique Jesiolowski and published by LifeRich Publishing. This book was released on 2019-10-16 with total page 397 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever had God grab you by the ankles, pick you up, and shake all the change out of your pockets? Joy did. A young, Christian woman headed towards the life she always dreamed of, when everything goes topsy-turvy, Joy finds herself wondering why God would allow her dreams to be ruined. From this place of imbalance, Joy starts a job as an advocate for survivors in a new town filled with odd, inspired people. She is confronted with topics like relationships, work, sex, death, and more in an authentic, surprising spiritual journey for Christian and Non-Christian alike. Her path crosses with the disenfranchised, faithful, crazy, hurting, and God Himself in a way that is funny, sad, stimulating, eye-opening, and thought-provoking. With innovative inclusion of music and lyrics bringing this strange book to life, it engages new and veteran Christians, as well as, for those interested in the Christian faith.This book may be the one thing that God wants to use to shake you up.

Download or read book WERK A Satirical Survival Guide for Young Professionals in the Office Jungle written by K. D. Gudwerck and published by K. D. Gudwerck. This book was released on 2024-01-22 with total page 361 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dive into the uproarious world of office life with K.D. Gudwerck's "WERK" – a sharp, satirical survival guide for young professionals. In this laugh-out-loud journey, Gudwerck demystifies the chaos of the corporate jungle, offering witty insights and comical strategies to navigate its absurdities. From conquering Monday Madness to decoding the caffeine-fueled rituals of Coffee, Caffeine, and Colleagues, Gudwerck transforms mundane office activities into hilarious escapades. Email Escapades takes center stage, turning the inbox battle into a comedic quest from Inbox Zero to Infinity, while Office Jargon 101 hilariously deciphers the cryptic buzzwords of corporate speak. Bosses, Bloopers, and Blunders expose the quirky dynamics of workplace hierarchy, while Fashion Roulette navigates the perplexing world of office dress codes with a comedic twist. Procrastination Station provides playful tips for avoiding derailment, and Surviving Office Parties and Team-Building Torchers turns social events into laugh-out-loud adventures. Desk Yoga and Stress Ball Strategies become essential survival tools, offering quirky approaches to maintain sanity. The Great Escape explores daydreaming techniques during boring meetings, turning dull gatherings into moments of creativity and mental exploration. Gudwerck wraps up the journey by highlighting Humor as a Career Skill, revealing how laughter can be a secret weapon in the professional arena. With wit and practical advice, "WERK" is the ultimate guide for young professionals to not just survive but thrive in the wild and wonderful world of the office jungle. Get ready for a hilarious ride through the absurdities of corporate life, where a well-timed chuckle might just be the key to success!

Download or read book Things I Want To Say To My Students But I Can t written by Teacher Appreciation and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-02 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Wonderful Sarcastic notebook / journal is an awesome teacher gift under 10 dollars and it's the perfect way to show your gratitude and how much your appreciate you best teacher ever. The best thing about this teacher notebook is it has a Convenient size to take anywher, and it has 110 blank lined pages, can be used as journal, notebook, planner or doodle book. This funny teacher gifts is perfect for: Teacher Retirement Gifts Teacher Appreciation Gifts Teacher Thank You Gifts Teacher day gift and many more...

Download or read book 101 Engineer Jokes for Engineers written by Elias Hill and published by . This book was released on 2017-09-25 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally a joke book for engineers! This humorous 101 Engineer Jokes for Engineers book was created specifically for a person with a scientific and mathematical mind who can appreciate a little smart added to their humor. This book examines the frustrations of project work, dealing with inept co-workers, the struggles of engineering school and silly math and science puns. Who else but engineers could appreciate jokes about an omelet and pie? Oops, we mean an ohmlet and pi. Get this funny 101 Engineer Jokes for Engineers today for yourself or an engineer you know. Makes a great gift for that hard to shop for enginerd!

Download or read book World s Okayest Coworker written by Spruce Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-20 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a funny gift for a coworker, boss, or friend? This journal will put a big smile or give a laugh to any recipient. This journal makes the perfect gag gift, birthday, stocking stuffer, Christmas, holiday, or appreciation gift for everyone. Journal Features: 108 blank lined white pages Simple and elegant soft matte cover Perfect to pair with gel pen, ink or pencils 6" x 9" dimensions; lightweight and portable size for taking on the go Perfect for jotting down thoughts, taking notes, writing, organizing, goal setting, meeting notes, doodling, drawing, lists, journaling and brainstorming

Download or read book Rage Against the Minivan written by Kristen Howerton and published by Convergent Books. This book was released on 2020-06-09 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Howerton writes unflinchingly about what it means to be raising children in today’s world and how to liberate ourselves from the myth of perfect motherhood.”—Glennon Doyle, author of Untamed and Love Warrior, founder of Together Rising In this smart and subversively funny memoir, Kristen Howerton navigates the emotional and sometimes messy waters of motherhood and challenges the idea that there’s a “right” way to raise kids. Recounting her successes, trials, mishaps, and hard-won wisdom, this mother of four advocates for letting go of the expectations, the guilt, and the endless race to be the perfect parent to the perfect child in the perfect family. This book is for ● the parent who loves their kids like crazy but feels like parenting is making them crazy, too ● the parent who said “I will never . . .” and now they have ● the parent who looks like they have it all together but feels like a hot mess on the inside ● the parent who looks like a hot mess on the outside, too ● the parent who asks Am I good enough? Doing enough? Doing it right? What’s wrong with me? What’s wrong with these children? Are they eighteen yet? With her signature blend of vulnerability, sarcasm, and insight, Howerton shares her unexpected journey from infertility to adoption to pregnancy to divorce to dealing with the shock and awe of raising teens. As a mom of a multiracial family and as a marriage and family therapist, she tackles the thorny issues parents face today, like hard conversations about racism, disciplining other people’s kids, the reality of Dad Privilege, and (never) attaining that elusive work/life balance. Rage Against the Minivan is a permission slip to let it go and allow yourself to be a “good enough” parent, focused on raising happy, kind, loving humans.

Download or read book Baby Dinosaurs on the Ark written by Janet Kellogg Ray and published by Wm. B. Eerdmans Publishing. This book was released on 2021-09-09 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A scientific look at creationism from a former creationist A significant number of Americans, especially evangelical Christians, believe Earth and humankind were created in their present form sometime in the last 10,000 years or so—the rationale being that this is (presumably) the story told in the book of Genesis. Within that group, any threatening scientific evidence that suggests otherwise is rejected or, when possible, retrofitted into a creationist worldview. But can this uncomfortable blend of biblical literalism and pseudoscience hold up under scrutiny? Is it tenable to believe that the Grand Canyon was formed not millions of years ago by gradual erosion but merely thousands of years ago by the Great Flood? Were there really baby dinosaurs with Noah on his ark? Janet Kellogg Ray, a science educator who grew up a creationist, doesn’t want other Christians to have to do the exhausting mental gymnastics she did earlier in her life. Working through the findings of a range of fields including geology, paleontology, and biology, she shows how a literal interpretation of the book of Genesis simply doesn’t mesh with what we know to be reality. But as someone who remains a committed Christian, Ray also shows how an acceptance of the theory of evolution is not necessarily an acceptance of atheism, and how God can still be responsible for having created the world, even if it wasn’t in a single, momentary, miraculous event.

Download or read book Now or Never written by Calvin James and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on with total page 314 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Now or Never written by Curtis Blake and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-09-23 with total page 314 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Calvin James is an aspiring stand up comedian who, like most late twenty-something males, are forced to answer the eternal question: get married or continue living his extended adolescence. But after four years of patiently biding her time, Calvin's girlfriend, Liz, proposed marriage which sends Calvin on an emotional roller coaster. In his heart, Calvin knows that Liz is all the woman he needs, but he would quicker swap "till death do us part" for renewable every four years. However, the choice, as Liz sees it, it's now or never. The question remains, after living such a care-free whimsical life for so long, does Calvin really have what it takes to leap into matrimony?

Download or read book 18 Years of Being a Bitch written by Coloring Crew and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-24 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for funny 18th Birthday gifts for girls?Funny and cheap gift ideas for girls on their 18th Birthday are hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this sweary coloring book! Way more interesting than a pair of socks or a t-shirt. This hilarious coloring book for grown ups will create plenty of laughs all round. If you have a friend or family member who is turning 18, maybe you're looking for 18th birthday gifts for girls from best friend or brother, and are looking for funny gifts for teens then you have come to the right place. Not only is this snarky adult coloring book an absolute bargain, but the hilariously insulting and hysterical laughter inducing vulgar quotes in this offensive gift idea are bound to bring a big smile to your favorite 18 year old's face! We created this series of books for anyone searching for 18th birthday gifts for her but this book could equally work great as funny 18th birthday party supplies and games if you hand the pages out to your party guests! Or if you're feeling generous then they also make great 18th birthday party favors! We know how hard it can be to find gifts for 18 year old girls, so we hope we have made life easier for you with this cheeky, rude and slightly offensive coloring book for adults!

Download or read book World s Most Fucking Awesome Nurse written by Coloring Coloring Crew and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-10 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for funny gift ideas for your favorite Nurse? Funny and cheap gift ideas for nurses are hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this sweary coloring book! Way more interesting than a pair of socks or a t-shirt. This hilarious coloring book for grown ups will create plenty of laughs all round. If you have a friend or family member who is an awesome nurse, maybe you're looking for birthday gifts for nurses for women from a best friend or sister, and are looking for funny gifts for her then you have come to the right place. Not only is this snarky adult coloring book an absolute bargain, but the hilariously insulting and hysterical laughter inducing quotes in this offensive gift idea are bound to bring a big smile to your favorite nurse's face! We created this series of books for anyone searching for nurse gifts for her but this book could equally work great as funny party supplies and games for a nurse's birthday if you hand the pages out to your party guests! We know how hard it can be to find gifts for nurses, so we hope we have made life easier for you with this cheeky, rude and slightly offensive coloring book for adults!

Download or read book Shadows of Success Ninja Techniques for Corporate Survival written by Gaurav Garg and published by Gaurav Garg. This book was released on 2024-08-07 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ah, the corporate world. A place where dreams go to die and Excel spreadsheets go to multiply. Or is it? What if I told you that beneath the surface of mind-numbing meetings and soul-crushing cubicles lies a secret world of corporate ninjas, silently shaping the fate of companies and careers alike? Welcome, dear reader, to "The Art of the Corporate Ninja: Succeeding in Business Without Losing Your Soul (or Your Mind)". If you've picked up this book, chances are you're either: A bright-eyed newcomer to the corporate jungle, eager to learn its ways (bless your heart) A battle-hardened veteran, wondering if there's more to life than TPS reports Someone who accidentally grabbed this instead of "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" (honest mistake, they're practically the same thing) Regardless of which category you fall into, strap in. You're about to embark on a journey that will transform you from a mere corporate drone into a lean, mean, PowerPoint-presenting machine. "In the world of business, the people who are most successful are those who are doing what they love." - Warren Buffett Okay, that's a nice quote and all, but let's be real. Not all of us can be Warren Buffett, sipping on Cherry Coke while making billion-dollar decisions. Some of us are just trying to make it through the day without stapling our tie to important documents or falling asleep in a meeting about meetings. That's where the art of the corporate ninja comes in. This book will teach you how to: Navigate office politics with the stealth of a shadow Deliver presentations that don't put people to sleep (a true superpower) Master the art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing Climb the corporate ladder without stepping on too many fingers And most importantly, maintain your sanity and sense of humor in a world gone mad But wait, there's more! Unlike other business books that take themselves way too seriously, this one comes with a healthy dose of sarcasm, pop culture references, and the occasional dad joke. Because let's face it, if you can't laugh at the absurdity of corporate life, you're in for a long, dreary career. So whether you're aiming for the corner office or just trying to survive until Friday, this book has something for you. It's part survival guide, part comedy routine, and part Zen koan (yes, really). By the time you're done, you'll be slicing through red tape with the precision of a samurai sword and deflecting pointless emails faster than Neo dodging bullets in The Matrix. A word of warning: reading this book may cause uncontrollable eye-rolling, sudden outbursts of laughter, and a strong desire to karate chop your keyboard. Side effects may include increased productivity, better work-life balance, and the ability to see through corporate BS from a mile away. Ready to unleash your inner corporate ninja? Turn the page, young grasshopper. Your journey to business badassery begins now. Oh, and if your boss catches you reading this at work, just tell them it's a very serious book about synergizing paradigms and leveraging core competencies. They'll either be impressed or so confused they'll leave you alone. Win-win. Now, let's begin our training. Hajime!

Download or read book 101 Fun Things to Do in Retirement written by Stella Rheingold and published by . This book was released on 2016-10-31 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Perfect Retirement Gift, or Simply a Great Read for Anyone That Loves Life and Laughter! No more morning commute, no more idiotic bosses, no more stressful deadlines! You are now officially off the clock and the world is your oyster!

Download or read book Don t Let the Turkeys Get You Down written by Sandra Boynton and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 1986 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents descriptions of the various "turkeys" of contemporary life in all fields--repairmen, restauranteurs, professionals--as well as comments on "turkeys" in general.

Download or read book 50 Shades Of Bullsh t written by Alex Fleming and published by . This book was released on 2016-05-10 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This delectable & impolite coloring book is about to become one of your greatest small pleasures. Printed on black paper, it introduces you to a whole new coloring experience. Your designs will look incredibly vibrant and beautiful. And never worry again about coloring outside the lines. It contains humorous and gorgeous one-sided pages with designs varying from minimal to highly detailed where you'll find cute animals, leaves and abstract patterns uniquely articulated around swear words and expressions such as 'Dumbass', 'You're such a dick', and many others. This Delectable Adult Coloring Book Features: Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 Animals, Leaves, Abstract Patterns And Hidden Little Things Includes Digital PDF Version Of The Book Inside Includes A $15 Bonus Inside Some of the words you'll come accross: Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 Animals, Leaves, Abstract Patterns And Hidden Little Things Includes Digital PDF Version Of The Book Inside Includes A $15 Bonus Inside Bitch Face Douche bag Fuck Motherfucker Bastard Screw You You're such a dick! Dumb piece of shit Go to Hell, Bitch! And so many more! Find a cozy corner, pick a saucy word, grab your favorite coloring supplies and enjoy this adult coloring journey.