Download or read book Work Jokes written by R. Clarke and published by . This book was released on 2017-09-19 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book contains over 150 work jokes to create a more relaxed atmosphere at your workplace and to ease the tensions of your job. Work is often too serious so add a little fun to it and you'll be laughing your way to the bank.
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 1998-03 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Wacky Workers written by Mark Ziegler and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2005-09 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Examines jokes that include different kinds of jobs.
Download or read book Job Jokes written by L. O. L. Funny Jokes Club and published by . This book was released on 2016-08-01 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh-Out-Loud Job Jokes and Humor! Did you know that laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body?Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! You'll love this hilarious joke book. Share a funny joke with a friend today! Funny jokes Hilarious modern day humor Laugh out loud jokes and entertainment With this collection of funny jokes you can make everyone laugh! This book full is perfect for any occasion. You and your friends will laugh at this funny joke book about jobs and professions. Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist? A: Fill me in when you get back! LOL Q: Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? A: He wanted them to lay colored eggs! LOL Q: What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? A: Lawsuits! The LOL Funny Jokes Club is dedicated to comedy. We'll tickle your funny bone with our side-splitting jokes and humor. Whether it's funny and hilarious one-liners, dirty adult jokes, or laugh-out-loud rib tickling knee slappers, the LOL Funny Jokes Club does it all! Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now!
Download or read book Zizek s Jokes written by Slavoj Zizek and published by MIT Press. This book was released on 2018-02-23 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Žižek as comedian: jokes in the service of philosophy. “A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.”—Ludwig Wittgenstein The good news is that this book offers an entertaining but enlightening compilation of Žižekisms. Unlike any other book by Slavoj Žižek, this compact arrangement of jokes culled from his writings provides an index to certain philosophical, political, and sexual themes that preoccupy him. Žižek's Jokes contains the set-ups and punch lines—as well as the offenses and insults—that Žižek is famous for, all in less than 200 pages. So what's the bad news? There is no bad news. There's just the inimitable Slavoj Žižek, disguised as an impossibly erudite, politically incorrect uncle, beginning a sentence, “There is an old Jewish joke, loved by Derrida...“ For Žižek, jokes are amusing stories that offer a shortcut to philosophical insight. He illustrates the logic of the Hegelian triad, for example, with three variations of the “Not tonight, dear, I have a headache” classic: first the wife claims a migraine; then the husband does; then the wife exclaims, “Darling, I have a terrible migraine, so let's have some sex to refresh me!” A punch line about a beer bottle provides a Lacanian lesson about one signifier. And a “truly obscene” version of the famous “aristocrats” joke has the family offering a short course in Hegelian thought rather than a display of unspeakables. Žižek's Jokes contains every joke cited, paraphrased, or narrated in Žižek's work in English (including some in unpublished manuscripts), including different versions of the same joke that make different points in different contexts. The larger point being that comedy is central to Žižek's seriousness.
Download or read book All In A Day s Work Read Along written by Sequoia Childrens Publishing and published by Phoenix International Publications, Inc.. This book was released on 2021-09-01 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who says a job can't be jolly? This hilarious book features doctors, waiters, pirates, and more! While kids read through side-splitting jokes about all kinds of careers, they'll also discover fascinating facts about the world around them.
Download or read book The McSweeney s Joke Book of Book Jokes written by McSweeney's and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2008-04-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As John Hodgman says in this book's introduction, “We all know that books are funny. First, they are made of paste and cloth, which is funny, as is the fact that people still buy and read them.” With that in mind, the McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes collects the best book-related humor from the humor-laden archives of McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Open it and be regaled by such sketches, lists, letters, and spoofs as: Postcards from James Joyce to his Brother Stan Winnie-the-Pooh is My Coworker Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character? Popular Children's Fairy Tales Reimagined Using Members of My Family The Very Unauthorized Biography of Steven Seagal Chuck Norris Erotica John Updike, Television Writer Jane Eyre Runs for President Cormac McCarthy Writes to the Editor of the Santa Fe New Mexican Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School Letters from Odysseus's College Roommate And many dozens more.
Download or read book Jokes for Kids About Jobs written by G Nyla Phillips and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-21 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Career Day will have kids thinking about jobs. They may wonder if adults have any fun at work. This little book of job jokes brings out the funny moments that are unique to different occupations. It has been carefully created with children in mind. These job puns are clean, kind, and hilariously funny! Kids love jokes and they'll love having these jokes to share with their friends. It makes an entertaining read for career day and will add lots of laughs and giggles to your child's reading time. They might discover new occupations in this book. Great for kids 7 to 12 years old. Keep your kids reading... and laughing! Q: What did the doctor tell her invisible patient? A: I can't see you today. Q: Why couldn't the dentist help the girl who ate glue? A: Her lips were sealed! Q: Why do news reporters hang out at ice-cream shops? A: Because they're always looking for a scoop! This book includes: Q & A jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. The very last page has a bonus joke! The questions are on the front facing pages and the answers are on the back of each question page so that the reader does not see the answers right away. All pages are colourful and each joke is beautifully illustrated. About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create books and games for kids. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author. Check out the other books in this series!
Download or read book Laughter Is the Best Medicine Work written by Editors of Reader's Digest and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-04-12 with total page 265 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lighten up and laugh your way through the 9-to-5 grind with this mix of hilarious wisecracks, uproarious one-liners, full-color cartoons, and quotations from famous (and not-so-famous) wits. The hundreds of jokes and quips in Laughter the Best Medicine @ Work have been collected from more than eight decades’ worth of Reader’s Digest magazines and are guaranteed to brighten up your workday. You’ll find everything from outrageous resumes to creative excuses for calling in sick. So whether you suffer from an e-mail gone wrong, an irritating coworker, or a dreadful boss, you’ll see that laughter is the best medicine for all your work woes. A survey sent out to our contractors posed the question, “What motivates you to come to work every day?” One guy answered, “Probation officer.” —E. Hewitt One of the less difficult blanks to fill in on our job-agency application is "Position Wanted." One job seeker wrote "Sitting." —Flo Traywick, Lynchburg, Virginia What do you call twin policemen? Copies. —Tyler Meason My sister Angela was impressed by a job applicant's confidence. "How will you gain your coworkers' respect?" she asked. The reply: "Mainly through my misdemeanor." —Gretchen Duff, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania My laptop was driving me crazy. “The A, E, and I keys always stick,” I complained to a friend. She quickly diagnosed the problem. “Your computer is suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.” —Angie Bulakites My coworker at the hotel was miserable at his job and was desperately searching for a new one. "Why don't you work for your mother?" I suggested. He shook his head. "I can't," he said. "Her company has a very strict policy against hiring relatives." "Who made up that ridiculous rule?" "My mother." —Doug Barilla, Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Download or read book Laughs for a Living written by Michael Dahl and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2011 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Michael Dahl's 'Super Funny Joke Books' consists of a collection of six books packed with jokes and riddles. The series covers everything from school and monster jokes to job and animal jokes. Laughter is the best medicine, so get your dose today
Download or read book Super Funny Jokes for Kids All in a Day s Work written by Sequoia Kids Media and published by Sequoia Kids Media. This book was released on 2022-01-04 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who says a job can't be jolly? This hilarious book features doctors, waiters, pirates, and more! While kids read through side-splitting jokes about all kinds of careers, they'll also discover fascinating facts about the world around them.
Download or read book The Book of Jokes written by Momus and published by Dalkey Archive Press. This book was released on 2009 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine a universe where every joke you've ever heard is solid, real, and occasionally dangerous--and all happening, one after the other, to the same small group of people. Detailing a series of filthy and ludicrous episodes in the life of a single family, saddled with a super-eccentric, sexually rapacious father, "The Book of Jokes" tells the story of the youth and education of a bland young boy doomed to record--in an incongruously serious, autobiographical mode--all the ridiculous incidents befalling his household. With their lives dictated by set ups and punchlines, the boy's family quickly becomes luridly dysfunctional, and he realizes that the only way to escape his tragicomic fate is by trying to take control of the joke-telling himself. Channeling the spirits of Chaucer, Rabelais, Flann O'Brien, and Gian Francesco Poggio Bracciolini, the Vatican secretary who compiled the first known book of jokes in 1451, "The Book of Jokes" is a happy raspberry in the face of life as we know and tell it.
Download or read book Don t Tell Dick Jokes at Work and Other Tips written by J. A. Davids and published by Julia Anne Davids. This book was released on 2018-07-07 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Anyone can play an important part in creating a more welcoming work environment. If you work in a male-dominated workplace, then use this book to learn how to better welcome and recruit women coworkers. Outcomes:After reading this book, you will be able to... Minimize gender-specific communication issues. Identify what to do today to attract and retain female hires in the upcoming weeks. Recognize, reduce, and prevent inappropriate behavior by men on your team. Develop a list of specific actions to make your organization an amazing place for women to work. Relate better to women's experiences at work, which will help you become a well-respected leader of men and women alike. Book Contents: Part One provides an overview of challenges women have faced - and continue to face - in the US workforce. This section includes research about the history of women in the US workforce. It also includes scenarios, transcripts, and quotes derived from interviews with engineers and academic research. Part Twoprovides ten specific lessons about how you can improve your workplace for women. These action-based lessons (e.g. Maintain Appropriate Intimacy) will help you build a checklist of things you can do this week to improve.
Download or read book A Crazy Collection of Jokes for Work A Hilarious Assortment of Work Gags Quips and One Liners written by Robert Frosdick and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-07-20 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all know that going to work can be a stressful, demanding, thankless, underpaid, frustrating, monotonous and demoralising task - but enough about the positives. Sometimes you deserve to just sit back, put your feet up, relax and have a jolly good laugh and giggle. This Crazy Collection of Jokes for Work contains over 200 hilarious jokes, quips, gags and one-liners about all aspect of work, whether it be dealing with the boss, starting a new job, doing overtime or preparing for interviews. From the downright childish to the frankly rude, this side-splitting collection is sure to having to roaring with laughter... long enough to even temporarily forget about that pile of paperwork you need to finish. So put the kettle on, grab a biscuit and enjoy our crazy collection of riotous jokes.
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Dad Says Jokes and published by Cassell. This book was released on 2018-10-04 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.
Download or read book Dad Jokes Hall of Shame written by Andy Herald and published by Weldon Owen International. This book was released on 2021-04-27 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 1,000 gags and groaners to make you crack up and cringe at the same time! From the creators of the popular humor website HowToBeADad.com, this is a collection of 1,000 of the most amusing—and most painful—Dad Jokes ever. Humor is often referred to as the best medicine, and this collection of Dad Jokes—guaranteed the most groan-and-forehead-slap-worthy on the market—offers a broad selection of humorous puns and quips. Organized by joke theme—from animals to holidays to technology—it includes more than a hundred illustrations, and even touches on some timely topics (“Because of the pandemic, they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship. It’s on paperview.”)
Download or read book Humor That Works written by Andrew Tarvin and published by . This book was released on 2012-11-13 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author presents a collection of ways to reap the proven human and corporate benefits of humor at work, organized by core business skill and founded on his own work as a business speaker and coach with the consulting company, Humor That Works.
