Download or read book Wise Words and Witty Expressions written by Reneé Gatz and published by . This book was released on 2009-09-01 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Reneé Gatz has captured the wisdom she learned from her parents in this book. Readers will find hundred of Wise Words & Witty Expressions within these pages to help them keep things in perspective as they navigate through life."--P. [4] of cover.

Download or read book Wise Words Witty Expressions written by Reneé Gatz and published by Renee Gatz. This book was released on 2009-09 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Reneé Gatz has captured the wisdom she learned from her parents in this book. Readers will find hundred of Wise Words & Witty Expressions within these pages to help them keep things in perspective as they navigate through life."--Page 4 of cover

Download or read book Slightly Twisted Words of Wisdom and Other Funny Sayings written by Michelle Jenkins and published by . This book was released on 2017-02-12 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny quotes broken out into 16 categories ranging from relationships to Health and Fitness. Things you want to say but probably should keep to yourself.

Download or read book The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain written by Mark Twain and published by Courier Corporation. This book was released on 2013-01-01 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Familiarity breeds contempt — and children." "When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear." "Heaven for climate. Hell for company." This attractive paperback gift edition of the renowned American humorist's epigrams and witticisms features hundreds of quips on life, love, history, culture, travel, and other topics from his fiction, essays, letters, and autobiography.

Download or read book The Little Book of Humorous Quotes written by Malcolm Kushner and published by Little Quote Books. This book was released on 2011 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Award Winner in the Humor category of The USA "Best Books 2011" Awards, sponsored by USA Book News. Funny, facetious, droll, amusing, jocular, whimsical, silly, witty, hilarious, hysterical, and thought-provoking, The Little Book of Humorous Quotes is the perfect mental supplement in today's stressed-out world. Is your mind on information overload? Give yourself a break-and a laugh. This humorous collection is organized to provide laughter every day, year in and year out, to yourself and anyone you speak to. Quote it. Note It. Promote it. Or devote it. The book shares 365 exceptionally entertaining quotes from more than 100 authors- everyone from classic humorists such as Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain and George Bernard Shaw to modern wits like Woody Allen, Erma Bombeck and Phyllis Diller. These quotes put the "fun" in funny. If you believe that laughter is the best medicine, just take one book and call me in the morning.

Download or read book 500 Funny Quotes for Women written by Stan Hardy and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-09 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Want to come in a good mood instantly? Need some funny and uplifting quotes with many of the truisms from our everyday lives? Looking for a gift that everyone likes? Then, this is the book for you!Funny quotes are great; they allow us to take a quick break, relax, and take life a bit easier. And who doesn't need those in today's hectic life? Whether you are looking for an innovative way to cheer yourself up and deal with the daily stresses, stay focused and motivated, or simply trying to find a fantastic gift for a friend or a loved one, "500 Funny Quotes for Women" could be a perfect choice!Here are what this book will offer you:500 funny quotes explicitly selected for womenA collection of quotes carefully chosen from numerous sources arranged by themesAn easy book that you just pick up anytime start anywhere and always enjoy!Uplifting quotes to instantly boost mood and make you chuckle!A perfect gift to bring laughter and joy to the family, friends, and colleaguesWisdom and inspiration while being amused

Download or read book The Big Book of Quotes written by M. Prefontaine and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-10-19 with total page 442 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Big Book of Quotes is a collection of over 3,500 quotations from some of the greatest minds that ever existed. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to jump start their brains with thought provoking or amusing quotations. The essence of the best quotes are that they express a truth or an insight in a short and often amusing way. Thoughts expressed succinctly have tremendous power. They can inspire and motivate, they can get a message across and they can provide insight. I hope this book will prove useful, amusing and the quotes will resonate with you.

Download or read book HOW TO WIN FRIENDS INFLUENCE PEOPLE written by Dale Carnegie and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2023-11-26 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dale Carnegie's 'How to Win Friends & Influence People' is a timeless self-help classic that explores the art of building successful relationships through effective communication. Written in a straightforward and engaging style, Carnegie's book provides practical advice on how to enhance social skills, improve leadership qualities, and achieve personal and professional success. The book is a must-read for anyone looking to navigate social dynamics and connect with others in a meaningful way, making it a valuable resource in today's interconnected world. With anecdotal examples and actionable tips, Carnegie's work resonates with readers of all ages and backgrounds, making it a popular choice for personal development and growth. Carnegie's ability to distill complex social principles into simple, actionable steps sets this book apart as a timeless guide for building lasting relationships and influencing others positively. Readers will benefit from Carnegie's wisdom and insight, gaining valuable tools to navigate social interactions and achieve success in their personal and professional lives.

Download or read book Pocket Kim Wisdom written by Hardie Grant Books and published by Hardie Grant. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On her fears: "Stretchmarks are my biggest fear of life." On blessings: "I feel really blessed because I genuinely love the process of getting my hair and makeup done." On her lack of tattoos: "Honey, would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley?!" On posing: "In recent years I'm, like, too cool for duck face. So that doesn't happen." On acting: "I would, like, die to be in Twilight." Widely known as the trailblazer of the "selfie movement", Kim Kardashian is recognizably one of the most iconic celebrities in the world--with an opinion on pretty much everything. Finally, in Pocket Kim Wisdom, Kim's best quotes have been compiled into a handy portable edition, to offer any Kim fan the ultimate in Kardashian style advice, pep talk, or just a bit of perspective.

Download or read book That s What She Said written by Mark E. Chimsky and published by Sellers Publishing. This book was released on 2013-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for a wife, mother, or friend, That's What She Said is a collection of hilarious quotes by such funny women as Tina Fey, Ellen DeGeneres, Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton, Nora Ephron, Roseanne Barr, Cher, and the inimitable Dorothy Parker. There are also smart and sassy musings about life and men by such movie icons as Halle Berry, Marilyn Monroe, Mae West, and Elizabeth Taylor. For a quick LOL pick-me-up, these more than 150 witty sayings will give your spirits a lift.

Download or read book Pocket Coco Chanel Wisdom written by Hardie Grant and published by Hardie Grant. This book was released on 2018-02-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Coco Chanel was one of the most renowned designers of her time, creating timeless pieces such as the little black dress, chic quilted handbags and, of course, Chanel No.5. Known for her strong beliefs and fearless attitude, Pocket Coco Chanel is a collection of some of her best quotes. 'A woman should be two things: who and what she wants' 'You live but once; you might as well be amusing.' 'Fashion is not something that exists in dresses only. Fashion is in the sky, in the street, fashion has to do with ideas, the way we live, what is happening.' Inspirational, stylish and fun, this is the perfect gift for the fashionista in your life.

Download or read book Pocket Kanye Wisdom written by Hardie Grant and published by . This book was released on 2015-10 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Renowned for his outrageous self-confidence, his shameless honesty, and his sometimes downright astonishing remarks, Kanye West has something to say on everything, from music, fashion and sex to mortality, creativity and even fur pillows. In this volume, some of his best quotes have been compiled into a handy pocket-sized edition, perfect for reading on the go. Whether you're in need of an injection of self-confidence, some style advice, or just a good laugh at some shocking proclamations, this is the book for you.

Download or read book Gnomologia adagies and proverbs wise sentences and witty sayings Collected by T Fuller MS notes written by Thomas FULLER (M.D., of Queens' College, Cambridge.) and published by . This book was released on 1816 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Wonder written by R. J. Palacio and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2012-02-14 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Millions of people have fallen in love with Auggie Pullman, an ordinary boy with an extraordinary face—who shows us that kindness brings us together no matter how far apart we are. Read the book that inspired the Choose Kind movement, a major motion picture, and the critically acclaimed graphic novel White Bird. And don't miss R.J. Palacio's highly anticipated new novel, Pony, available now! I won't describe what I look like. Whatever you're thinking, it's probably worse. August Pullman was born with a facial difference that, up until now, has prevented him from going to a mainstream school. Starting 5th grade at Beecher Prep, he wants nothing more than to be treated as an ordinary kid—but his new classmates can’t get past Auggie’s extraordinary face. Beginning from Auggie’s point of view and expanding to include his classmates, his sister, her boyfriend, and others, the perspectives converge to form a portrait of one community’s struggle with empathy, compassion, and acceptance. In a world where bullying among young people is an epidemic, this is a refreshing new narrative full of heart and hope. R.J. Palacio has called her debut novel “a meditation on kindness” —indeed, every reader will come away with a greater appreciation for the simple courage of friendship. Auggie is a hero to root for, a diamond in the rough who proves that you can’t blend in when you were born to stand out.

Download or read book The Birthday Book written by Thequotewell and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2014-09-25 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone likes to be remembered on their birthday! However, finding a card with the perfect sentiment is challenging. After all, what single expression can give someone a good laugh, move them deeply, yet also make them feel appreciated? The Birthday Book says it all. You bring magic into the world my friend, and with your magic this world becomes a better place to live in. -Author unknown The Birthday Book is a curated collection of quotes taken from an amazing array of personalities including Dr. Seuss, Albert Einstein, William Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde, and many more. The quotes contained in this volume have been chosen for their ability to cast both levity and illumination across the path of life and aging. To describe them as "birthday quotes" would be misleading; they are not about cake and ice cream. Instead, each quote has been selected from thousands for its insight on subject of birthdays, youth, aging, and the beauty of life. And of course, what birthday book would be complete without a little humor? This book has been organized into several sections: Humor about life and aging. How do we define youth and old age? What can we expect from each of life's stages? How can we make the most of life? Quotes that inspire. Aging can be a noble and graceful process, each chapter of life filled with its own unique pleasures, gratification, and advantages. Give this book in honor of someone special, or celebrate your own life! May it offer both wit and wisdom. Greeting cards are read once then thrown away, but a book of wisdom can inspire for a lifetime. Give an unforgettable gift! TheQuoteWell books are curated collections. Each book is the result of an exhaustive search from past through present for only the most amazing quotes on the subjects of Love, Life, Leadership, and more! The result is a chorus of profound wisdom emanating from a fascinating diversity of speakers.

Download or read book The Funniest Quotes Book written by M. Prefontaine and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-06 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fine quotation is a diamond in the hand of a man of wit and a pebble in the hand of a fool. Joseph Roux This is a collection of the funniest quotes culled by the author from the thousands that are out there to save the reader the trouble of perusing the multitude of mediocre to find the best. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to sit at home and enjoy the best humorous quotations for their own amusement. In the author's view the best humorous quotations are often those which contain an essence of truth viewed from an unexpected and quirky angle unseen previously.

Download or read book Iris Apfel written by Iris Apfel and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2018-03-06 with total page 269 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the fashion icon, “a joyous, colorful collection of photographs; drawings; reflections; and personal mottos on marriage, business, fame and style” (Boca Raton Observer). The late great Iris Apfel was a woman who transcended time and trends—one of the most original and dynamic personalities in the worlds of fashion, textiles, and interior design. Written a few years before her passing at age 102, this is a lavishly illustrated memoir in which she shares her musings, anecdotes, and incomparable wisdom. As the cofounder with her husband of Old World Weavers, an international textile manufacturing company that specialized in reproducing antique fabrics, she served a prestigious clientele including Greta Garbo, Estee Lauder, Montgomery Clift, and Joan Rivers. She also acted as a restoration consultant and replicated fabric for the White House over nine presidential administrations. Iris’s worldwide travels and devotion to flea markets inspired her work and fueled her passion for collecting fashion and accessories. In 2005, she was the first living person who was not a designer to have her clothing and accessories exhibited at the Costume Institute at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, a blockbuster show that catapulted her to fame and a career as a model, muse, and collaborator for renowned brands from Citroen to Tag Heuer. In 2015, acclaimed director Albert Maysles released Iris, his Emmy Award-nominated documentary, to a global audience. This celebratory volume captures her unique joie de vivre and features 180 full-color and black-and-white photos and illustrations—presented in the same improvisational, multifaceted style that made Iris a much-loved legend. “It’s hard to resist this self-proclaimed ‘geriatric starlet.’ With her owlish glasses, loud prints and necklaces upon necklaces, even in her 90s, Apfel is a fashion icon who combines a memoir with photos of the vibrant contents of her closets.” —The New York Times Book Review