Download or read book Wild and Wacky Pet Jokes and Riddles written by Michael J. Pellowski and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2008 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book of fun and silly jokes and riddles.
Download or read book Animal Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a collection of jokes and riddles about animals, including 'Why did the farmer call his pig Ink? Because it kept running out of the pen.'
Download or read book 250 Jokes written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-26 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 250+ Funny Farm Animal Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 250+ funny jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious animal jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of farm animal jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A: He heard the referee calling fowls! HAHA! Q: What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? A: Udder chaos! LOL! Q: Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? A: He always said neigh (nay). HAHA! Q: Where do bad pigs go? A: They get sent to the pen. LOL! Q: Why don't chickens like people? A: They beat eggs! HAHA! Q: What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? A: Cows-mopolitan! LOL! Q: Why did the horse miss the joust? A: He had the knight off! 250+ Farm Animal Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) Your farm animal friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This MASSIVE collection of 250+ farm animal jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about farm animals of all shapes and sizes will make make you go wild with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your paws on a copy today!
Download or read book Laughs and Giggles written by G. Nyla Phillips and published by . This book was released on 2019-04-10 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This little illustrated book of Easter jokes has been carefully created with young children in mind. These jokes are clean, without bias, and hilariously funny! Kids love jokes and they'll love having these silly jokes to share at Easter time! All pages are colorful. Each joke is beautifully illustrated. If you need jokes for kids, look no further! This book includes: riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. Q: Why can't you tell an Easter egg joke? A: It might crack up! Look inside to see more jokes! About the author: G. Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create resources for teachers. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author.
Download or read book Wild About Books written by Judy Sierra and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2012-07-25 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OVER HALF A MILLION COPIES SOLD! Winner of the E.B. White Read Aloud Award It started the summer of 2002, when the Springfield librarian, Molly McGrew, by mistake drove her bookmobile into the zoo. In this rollicking rhymed story, Molly introduces birds and beasts to this new something called reading. She finds the perfect book for every animal—tall books for giraffes, tiny ones for crickets. “She even found waterproof books for the otter, who never went swimming without Harry Potter.” In no time at all, Molly has them “forsaking their niches, their nests, and their nooks,” going “wild, simply wild, about wonderful books.” Judy Sierra’s funny animal tale coupled with Marc Brown’s lush, fanciful paintings will have the same effect on young Homo sapiens. Altogether, it’s more fun than a barrel of monkeys!
Download or read book Super Funny Animal Jokes written by Richard Lederer and published by Marion Street Press. This book was released on 2011 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a collection of animal jokes and puns, arranged by type of animal.
Download or read book Knock Knock Moo Who written by Brenda Ponnay and published by Xist Publishing. This book was released on 2015-06-21 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knock Knock. Who's there? An interrupting cow. Interrupting Cow-- Moo! Silly knock knock jokes are paired with Brenda Ponnay's bright and fun illustrations in this wacky, funny picture book for preschoolers and up.
Download or read book The Little Golden Book of Jokes and Riddles written by Peggy Brown and published by Golden Books. This book was released on 2013 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy this unique book of kids' laugh-out-loud riddles and jokes!
Download or read book Wild and Woolly Animal Jokes written by David McLaughlan and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 2012-01-01 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Happy dogs, hoppy kangaroos, hippy sloths. . .the animal world can provide endless laughs, and this new collection of jokes is sure to please us of the human species! Scores of jokes and humorous stories, all relating to animals domesticated, wild, and somewhere in between, are categorized into chapters accompanied by light, inspirational introductions. Wild-and-Woolly Animal Jokes is the fourth title in a planned quarterly release of joke books. This hilarious collection of animal humor is ideal for anyone looking for clean, good-humored content they can trust.
Download or read book Just Joking written by National Geographic Kids and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Packed with the silly jokes that kids love--including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes and more--a fun-filled book will keep readers laughing page after page.
Download or read book Wild and Crazy written by Paul Joynson-Hicks and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-05-02 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The funniest photographs of wildlife from around the world collected here in one ... book [intended] for animal lovers of all stripes"--
Download or read book Red Tails in Love written by Marie Winn and published by Vintage. This book was released on 1999-03-30 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Updated Edition—Ten Years Later The scene of this enchanting (and true) story is the Ramble, an unknown wilderness deep in the heart of New York's fabled Central Park. There an odd and amiable band of nature lovers devote themselves to observing and protecting the park's rich wildlife. When a pair of red-tailed hawks builds a nest atop a Fifth Avenue apartment house across the street from the model-boat pond, Marie Winn and her fellow "Regulars" are soon transformed into obsessed hawkwatchers. The hilarious and occasionally heartbreaking saga of Pale Male and his mate as they struggle to raise a family in their unprecedented nest site, and the affectionate portrait of the humans who fall under their spell will delight and inspire readers for years to come.
Download or read book 1300 Jokes written by Johnny Laughing and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-08-11 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 1300+ Funny Animal Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 1300+ funny jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious animal jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of animal jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Q: What would you hear at a cow concert? A: Moo-sic! HAHA! Q: When is an aardvark jumpy? A: When he has ants in his pants! LOL! Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? A: An eggroll! HAHA! Q: Where would you put an injured insect? A: In an antbulance! LOL! Q: What do you get if you cross two young dogs with earplugs? A: Hush puppies! HAHA! Q: How does an elephant get out of a small car? A: The same way he got in! LOL! Q: What kind of fish does your parrot sit on? A: A perch! HAHA! Q: What do you call a pig thief? A: A hamburglar! 1300+ Animal Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) Your pet friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This MASSIVE collection of 1300+ animal jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about animals of all shapes and sizes will make make you go wild with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your paws on a copy today! tags: animal, animals, jokes, aardvark, birds, cat, dog, elephant, fish, fox, bug, monkey, pig, rabbit, skunk, snakes, online, animal jokes online, book, books, ebook, funny, ebooks, comedy, hilarious, joke book about animals, baby animals, animal books, kids joke book, children's joke book, ebook, laugh, kids jokes, kids joke books, animal book, farm animal book, childrens joke book, childrens joke books, laughing, lol, haha, best jokes, funniest jokes, animal jokes, funny jokes, funny joke, hilarious, jokes online, reptiles, amphibians, comedy, hilarious jokes, mammals, laugh, laughing, clean jokes, clean jokes for kids, free joke book, free jokes, free gift included, best jokes, funniest jokes, in the world, farm animals, farm, farms, farm animal, kids jokes about animals, animal book, free gift included, free joke book download, free joke book, funny animal books, joke book, joke books, jokes for kids, kids jokes, childrens jokes, funny jokes
Download or read book Sad Animal Facts written by Brooke Barker and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2016-09-06 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times Bestseller! A delightful and quirky compendium of the Animal Kingdom’s more unfortunate truths, with over 150 hand-drawn illustrations. Ever wonder what a mayfly thinks of its one-day lifespan? (They’re curious what a sunset is.) Or how a jellyfish feels about not having a heart? (Sorry, but they’re not sorry.) This melancholy menagerie pairs the more unsavory facts of animal life with their hilarious thoughts and reactions. Sneakily informative, and wildly witty, SAD ANIMAL FACTS will have you crying with laughter.
Download or read book 3650 Jokes Puns and Riddles written by Charles Foxgrover and published by Black Dog & Leventhal. This book was released on 2009-08-26 with total page 546 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: National Humor Month won't be the same with this huge, classic collection of side-splitting, groan-worthy, family-friendly jokes, puns, and riddles. Guaranteed LOLs at a time we can all use a laugh. Between these covers are a staggering 3650 entries - at a joke a day that's 10 full years of comedy! With chapters on everything from Modern Romance, the Working World and Aging to Pop Culture, Money, and much more, 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles contains the most ridiculous quip for every conceivable occasion. There are gibes, barbs, and insults, knock-knock jokes, and one-liners, doctor jokes and lawyer jokes, animal jokes and family jokes, and throughout a seemingly endless supply of bad puns. 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles will have you chuckling, chortling, giggling, grinning, and groaning in spite of yourself.
Download or read book Gigglers Animal Jokes written by Scholastic and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2017-09-07 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Packed with over 300 awesome animal jokes to get your friends screaming with laughter. Full of entertaining elephants, funny fish, potty penguins, daft dogs and much, much more! Q. What do you call a dog magician? A. A labracadabrador. Q. How do bats fly without bumping into anything? A. They use their wing mirrors. Q. Why don't you see penguins in Great Britain? A. Because they're afraid of Wales!
Download or read book More Silly Animal Jokes Riddles written by Seymour Simon and published by StarWalk Kids Media. This book was released on 2012-10-01 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Part two of the perennial favorite book of jokes and riddles from Seymour Simon and Dennis Kendrick. Newly updated 2012.
