Download or read book What the F ck Happened Last Night written by Colin Lark and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2009-10-21 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Those of us that party too hard have inevitably said the following phrase after a long night of drinking, What the f@ck happened last night? Herein lies 1 man's uncommonly retarded, exceedingly drunken encounters recalled to the best of his abilities, with a little help from those that participated. A fixture in many bars across the nation, Colin Lark has lived his life in an alcohol induced state, ready to party with anyone at anytime. With an optimistic outlook on life, fun loving nature, and the ability to laugh at himself Colin gets along with anyone that doesn't take themselves or life too seriously. www.colinlark.com

Download or read book What the F ck Just Happened A Survivors Guide to Life After Breast Cancer written by Jen Rozenbaum and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-17 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Struggling to get back to normal life after breast cancer?You were diagnosed with breast cancer and beat it. Congrats! You counted down until the day you could put the journey behind you and return to your life as you knew it before cancer. That day is here and yet you are still asking yourself, "When will things be normal again?". If you have been feeling like you are struggling emotionally, physically and spiritually in your post cancer life, you are not alone. Here's the good news; You have a second chance at life and you aren't going to let it slip you by. This book is for breast cancer survivors who are truly ready to reconstruct their life and feel normal once again. Author and breast cancer survivor Jen Rozenbaum will teach you her methods to help you: Finally feel normal again after cancerGet rid of the numbness and enjoy life againStop living in fear of the cancer returningFeel sexy and feminine again Grab your copy now and get started on the path to discover and live a normal life again

Download or read book The Life Changing Magic of Not Giving a F k written by Sarah Knight and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2015-12-31 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The word-of-mouth bestseller * Published in more than 30 countries * 3 million copies sold worldwide Are you stressed out, overbooked and underwhelmed by life? Fed up with pleasing everyone else before you please yourself? Finding it hard working from home? Then it's time to stop giving a f**k, and care less to get more. This irreverent and practical book explains how to rid yourself of unwanted obligations, shame, and guilt - and give your f**ks instead to people and things that make you happy. From family dramas to having a bikini body, the simple 'NotSorry Method' for mental decluttering will help you unleash the power of not giving a f**k and will free you to spend your time, energy and money on the things that really matter. 'The anti-guru' Observer 'Absolutely blinding. Read it. Do it.' Mail on Sunday 'Genius' Cosmopolitan 'I love Knight's book even before I start reading . . . Works a charm' Sunday Times Magazine 'Life-affirming . . . The key practice she advocates is devising for yourself a "fuck budget" . . . It's a beautiful way of streamlining your psyche' Lucy Mangan, Guardian ALSO AVAILABLE FROM SARAH KNIGHT: YOU DO YOU: how to be who you are and use what you've got to get what you want AND Get Your Sh*t Together - the New York Times bestseller helping you organise the f**ks you want and need to give

Download or read book Go the F k to Sleep written by Adam Mansbach and published by Akashic Books. This book was released on 2011-06-14 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

Download or read book I Want You to Shut the F ck Up written by D.L. Hughley and published by Crown. This book was released on 2013-08-06 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: D.L. Hughley calls it like he sees it, discussing everything from dating to former president Barack Obama with sharp, thoughtful commentary “The best book since The Hunger Games. First he was a King of Comedy; now he’s the king of comedy authors.”—Chris Rock The American dream is in dire need of a wake-up call. A f*cked up society is like an addict: if you are in denial, then things are going to keep getting worse until you hit bottom. According to D. L. Hughley, that's the direction in which America is headed. In I Want You to Shut the F*ck Up, D.L. explains how we've become a nation of fat sissies playing Chicken Little, but in reverse: The sky is falling, but we're supposed to act like everything's fine. D.L. just points out the sobering facts: there is no standard of living by which we are the best. In terms of life expectancy, we're 36th—tied with Cuba; in terms of literacy, we're 20th—behind Kazakhstan. Things are bad now and they're only going to get worse. Unless, of course, you sit down, shut the f*ck up, and listen to what D. L. Hughley has to say. I Want You to Shut the F*ck Up is a slap to the political senses, a much needed ass-kicking of the American sense of entitlement. In these pages, D. L. Hughley calls it like he sees it, offering his hilarious yet insightful thoughts on: • Our supposedly post-racial society • The similarities between America the superpower and the drunk idiot at the bar • Why apologizing is not the answer to controversy, especially when you meant what you said • Why civil rights leaders are largely to blame for black people not being represented on television • And more!

Download or read book THE F K UP CHRONICLES written by Sahiba Bawa and published by Notion Press. This book was released on 2020-01-13 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "What can you say about a 22-year-old girl who saves an accidental druggy from killing himself and a whole batch of nincompoops from getting arrested by risking her own life? A hero, isn't it? Well, I call her an idiot, a stupid fool, a gorgeous, fabulous, bubbly, happy, talkative, bold chick! I call her my best friend... The one who helped me, a stupid phobic douchebag, recover from all his problems during his MBA. She never gave up on me. But today, she gave up on herself. She is dying, and if I don’t make it in time we might just lose her forever.” Inspired by a true story, the book deals with the tale of an odd group of friends – one girl and four boys – who studied together at a top B-school in India in 2009; now in 2019, the girl attempts suicide. Her best friend rushes to see her. He informs the other friends and they gather from different cities, cooking up stories to their wives. The story flies back and forth between two time periods – 2009 and 2019. It draws a sea of contrast between our tough, responsibility-laden married years of the 30s and the break-ups, make-ups, pressures of studies and placements of the 20s – an ‘American Pie’ like college life full of vivacity, parties, bakar, swirling rainbows in the head of an accidental druggy and a secret society of lesbians and bisexuals. A life that leads to a suicide attempt, unraveling an UNSAID story of wild DOMESTIC VIOLENCE existing across urban India. This story is about rising above, f*cking things up and figuring life eventually.

Download or read book Frozen Chosin Korea written by Charles F. David and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-02-27 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book, Frozen Chosin, are stories wrapped in fiction. They tell about the U.S. Marines that fought their way from the Chosin Reservoir south to the sea. They fought their way south, down the narrow road that led them out. They braved the subzero weather, and the hordes of Chinese that were there hell-bent on annihilating the First Marine Division. These men marched out, bringing with them their dead and wounded and most of their equipment. They made it to Wonsan and the ships that were there to take them out. Brave men that lived to fight another day. Authors other books: BOOTPRINTS across AFGHANISTAN DEATH and GLORY (IRAQ) 2nd TOUR AFGHANISTAN (Sequel to BOOTRINTS across AFGHANISTAN) BLOOD TRAIL (Vietnam) REMEMBER TO DIE (Vietnam) RETURN TO HELL (Vietnam) FIRE BASE X-RAY (Vietnam) FADED GLORY (Korea) The Forgotten War

Download or read book Deputy Yama written by Yi ZhuLaoGuYan and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-04-21 with total page 894 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don't think that without spring, a little hoodlum who collects protection fees at the school gates will be beaten up by others and become the Chief Executive of the Underworld — King Yama. This time, it's going to be very lively. To become the King of Hell and the Fighting Heavenly Court, reform the Underworld's system, and lead the dead spirits to resist the oppression of the Gods of the Heavenly Court. Howling Celestial Dog, Erlang Shen, Taurus Star, Titan ... They all arrived, including Fuxi, Nuwa, and Yellow Emperor Xuanyuan. The Greek gods, the twelve Archangels, the Norse mythology. The last sentence was: I am the biggest in the world... Wahaha...

Download or read book Mysterious Monarch In The Mortal World written by Wei DuoLiYa and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-10-13 with total page 1819 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the mysterious phone call appeared, Qin Feng was faced with a life and death situation: if he answered it, he could save people, but he would be controlled; if he rejected it, it seemed like he would be free, but someone would definitely die. Faced with these mysterious calls, he turned into a nameless hero, a female teacher, a low-key security guard, and saved all of the people who deserved to die. But why was it that the mysterious phone calls had been terrible?

Download or read book CEO Please Hold Yourself written by Ben PaoDeXiaoWoNiu and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-08-11 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the middle of July, the hottest time of the year in A city, a car drove into the courtyard of an upscale villa. Wu Xiaoran slowly got out of the car with her heavy body under her arm. She wiped the sweat off her forehead and said happily, "Baby, you can come out in a month. My parents are looking forward to your arrival!"

Download or read book City of Men written by Romit Chowdhury and published by Rutgers University Press. This book was released on 2023-08-11 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In South Asian urban landscapes, men are everywhere. And yet we do not seem to know very much about precisely what men do in the city as men. How do men experience gender in city spaces? What are the interactional dynamics between different groups of men on city streets? How do men adjudicate between good and bad conduct in urban spaces? Through ethnographic descriptions of copresence on public transport in Kolkata, India, this book brings into sight the gendered logics of cooperation and everyday morality through which masculinities take up space in cities. It follows the labor geographies of auto-rickshaw and taxi operators and their interactions with traffic police and commuters to argue that the gendered fabric of urban life needs to be understood as a product of situational forms of cooperation between different social groups. Such an orientation sheds light on the part played by everyday morality and provisional support in upholding male privilege in the city.

Download or read book Flash Marriage CEO s Ardent Love written by Zi Ying and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-03-16 with total page 619 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In order to save her father, she wanted to send herself to Young Master Gu's bed, but was told afterwards that Young Master Gu did not come to the hotel at all.Then ... Who was the man she had sex with?Her father had committed suicide in prison, causing her, who had fallen, to almost be sold to a rich Old Man by her uncle's family. When she was at a loss, a strange man appeared, hugging her tightly and claiming to be her fiancé.She had a new turning point in her life after getting a marriage certificate with an unfamiliar man in a daze.Is it a good thing? Is it bad?

Download or read book My Wife is a Ghost written by Wang Cai and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-09-05 with total page 662 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Since I was a child, my fate had been strange. The fortune-teller said that this was basically death. In order to let this little life of mine breathe a little more, Grandpa made a "ghost bride" out of the girl he married from a young age. I did survive, but with this' damned girl 'pestering me everyday, it's practically a fate worse than death!

Download or read book Father s Dey written by Keith G. Walker and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-07-26 with total page 517 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Book on Fatherhood Revealing the Consequences of Fatherless Homes Statistics, provided by US D.H.H.S., Bureau of Census, show that 85% of all youths sitting in prisons, 63% of youth suicides, 90% of all homeless and runaway children; and 85% of all children that exhibit behavioral disorders come from fatherless homes. These are only few of the depressing truths and information caused by this situation. Author Keith G. Walker shares his own personal struggles from living a life without a father to trying to save his sons from a similar fate. In his engrossing book, Father's Dey, readers will discover how he lived such a complicated life at such a young age and how he made it through. Why do these things occur and how could these issues be addressed? "I feel there is a great disparity when it comes to fathers gaining custody of their children and want to bring this problem to the attention of the public so that changes can be made, giving fathers an even playing field," Walker says. In Father's Dey, readers will follow the story of a young man who grew up without his parents, lived with several different relatives, and despite the low odds of surviving, he goes on to do great things and become very successful and a good example to others in similar situations. Walker has written two fictitious chapters which show what has happened with others and what can happen depicting situations and outcomes where no one wins. This book is an eye-opening instrument that would enlighten readers about the value of family, the essence of parental love, and the importance of parental guidance and presence in their children's growing up years. Filled with real life events common to many families throughout the world, suffused with intense emotions, and dashed with indispensable insights on fatherhood and family rearing, Father's Dey is an interesting and inspirational read everyone will find fascinating and revealing.

Download or read book Bound by Hatred written by Shelley Walden and published by Shelley Walden. This book was released on 2008-03 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine utter isolation and desperation intermingled with the basic human instinct to survive. The victimas pleas are virtually silent, lost in the despair of domestic violence. This complex subject is explored through the main character, Angel, as she unknowingly finds herself in an abusive relationship. Angelas internal dialogue is disclosed as she carefully navigates her way through domestic violence. She learns undeniable truth in the saying aKeep your enemies closea and this account will show the instrumental role it plays in survival. Angel finds inner strength as she resolves to outsmart a master manipulator with sociopathic tendencies. The hope is to inspire, provoke thought and clear misconceptions concerning abuse. It is crucial to promote better understanding as to why a victim stays and the need for reform. Follow Angelas trials and tribulations as she travels the road to self-discovery.

Download or read book Stories for Movies written by Vincent Peter Hamilton and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2021-08-19 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book Stories for Movies is just that. Stories for movies. All short and great stories for Movies. Have many celebrities waiting to make them. I have a proud library of stories. Have all genres written. Over three hundred celebrities I have met in Ottawa to wanting to make them. You name it. I got it! As evident in the hundreds of celebrities that have signed my book in liking them. If you like movies you will love my book. I have people write to me from all over the world loving them. Thank you Stephen King for being the first I showed my stories to. And the very first in liking them. Vincent 'Peter Hamilton

Download or read book Enigma written by Ladie Annette and published by Ladie Annette. This book was released on 2019-01-12 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The written word in all its complexity is presented for you to absorb in this stunning collection of verse that provokes thought and allows you to immerse yourself in emotions you have never felt before. Enigma deals with issues of love and trust, disappointment and joy, carrying messages of hope in the lines that allows you to deal with the eternal questions of your soul and the intricacies of life, then entwines the pieces together in a way that befits any mood, never losing sight of the messages they carry.The definition of a perfect storm, Enigma uses words to comfort, confront, and question love. It explains to readers that love can be Euphoric, Real, and Raw. That life isn't fair but you turn your pain into power. The writing is unapologetic and raw as it tackles topics of love, heartache, healing and so much more. The words will challenge an individuals perspective on love, life and everything in between. So, whether you have a spare minute in a busy diary, or slightly longer to reflect and unwind, the poetry of Enigma will provide you with moments of contemplation and introspection that will undoubtedly make your day and remain with you.Get a copy today and enjoy savoring a truly remarkable collection of outstanding poems that are fit for the modern world.