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Book Big Girl Panties

Download or read book Big Girl Panties written by Fran Manushkin and published by Robin Corey Books. This book was released on 2012-09-11 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Big Girl Panties! features a light, positive approach to motivate toddlers to become toilet trained. What could be more rewarding for a little girl than wearing big girl panties, just like mommy? Adult caregivers and toddlers alike will love the snappy, rhyming text and colorful, hip illustrations. Valeria Petrone's stylized artwork ensures that this commercial yet heartwarming book will have a special place on little girls' favorite bookshelves. Soon they'll all be saying, "Bye, bye diapers!"

Book Whose Panties Are These

    Book Details:
  • Author : Jennifer Leo
  • Publisher : Travelers' Tales
  • Release : 2004
  • ISBN : 9781932361117
  • Pages : 250 pages

Download or read book Whose Panties Are These written by Jennifer Leo and published by Travelers' Tales. This book was released on 2004 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The best travel stories often hatch when things go completely wrong, and this second title in a series of women's travel humor capitalizes on that phenomenon with more sidesplitting stories of female misadventure around the world.

Book The Color of Her Panties

    Book Details:
  • Author : Piers Anthony
  • Publisher : Open Road Media
  • Release : 2024-07-30
  • ISBN : 1504089448
  • Pages : 318 pages

Download or read book The Color of Her Panties written by Piers Anthony and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2024-07-30 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A merwoman and a goblin girl each take on dangerous quests in this hilarious fantasy adventure by a New York Times–bestselling author. In Xanth, almost everything is magic, and whatever isn’t is probably lying. The land is also more dangerous than the sea, but that isn’t going to stop Mela Merwoman, who is searching for a husband. With her options running low, she transforms into a human and leaves the safety of the sea to ask Good Magician Humfrey for assistance. But before Mela can begin her quest, she must first indulge in the landbound custom of wearing clothes, which means picking out what to wear . . . from the trees, of course. While Mela can pick her clothes, Gwenny Goblin cannot pick her family. Her awful half-brother, Gobble, will be the next chief of the goblin horde, if Gwenny doesn’t take the title first. To do so, she must prove her courage through stealing an egg that lies between a deadly roc and a hard place. With the help of Che Centaur and Jenny Elf—and maybe even Mela—Gwenny just might make it back home alive . . .

Book When I Die  Take My Panties

Download or read book When I Die Take My Panties written by Jennifer S. Coken and published by Morgan James Publishing. This book was released on 2016-08-19 with total page 247 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When I Die, Take My Panties is a much needed wake-up call for women over 40 to start listening to their bodies and catch ovarian cancer early. But the book isn’t just about cancer. It is a reminder of the personal transformation that comes from tragedy and what can be learned along the way. Death forces us to face a harsh reality: So often we want to control life – and the truth is we can’t. We must come to terms with people and situations as they are, not as we wish they were. When I Die, Take My Panties takes the reader through a journey of discovering the gifts in their own life as they learn how to appreciate what is right in front of them.

Book The Panty Plot

    Book Details:
  • Author : Tori Ross
  • Publisher : Tori Ross
  • Release : 2024-10-20
  • ISBN :
  • Pages : 191 pages

Download or read book The Panty Plot written by Tori Ross and published by Tori Ross. This book was released on 2024-10-20 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Tori Ross, the National Indie Excellence Award winner for The Cuffing Season Contract, comes a laugh-out-loud romance sure to fire up all five senses and answer the eternal question of what happens when your brother's best friend buys your dirty panties. Laney Wyatt has problems. She's just been fired from her brand-new paralegal job. To make matters worse, her student loans are coming due and her medical bills from a past skiing accident are piling up. When Laney learns about a website where she can sell her dirty panties, she initially laughs it off as a lark. But it's no lark when she starts making hundreds of dollars a week and has more than enough to pay her medical bills and rent. Too bad Milo Coulson, her old crush from high school and her brother's best friend, finds her page and buys her underwear for his own naughty use...

Book Big White Panties

    Book Details:
  • Author : Dale Alderman
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2009-10
  • ISBN : 9780981836744
  • Pages : 0 pages

Download or read book Big White Panties written by Dale Alderman and published by . This book was released on 2009-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A frightening development is sweeping the nation. Affecting the lives of millions of people, this travesty is eating away at the heart of our society. Rampaging through every community in our great country, this horrible epidemic must be stopped. Ladies, please, we are begging you. Just say no to big white panties. In this hilarious collection of essays about relationships, Dale Alderman explores the different viewpoints men and women have about each other. Although he has been with his wife, Starla, for over twenty years, Dale freely admits that he knows absolutely nothing about women and he has the stories to prove it including: Nothing Says I Love You Like a Leaf Blower, The Thingy Is Going Ggguuurrrgggg, I Want My HGTV, What Is That Smell, Ow, You Are On My Hair, With This Pre-nup I Thee Wed, My Eggs Are Rotting, Boys Do Not Tinkle, and Why Do Men Scratch. Ladies, if you have ever wondered what your man is really thinking, Dale will tell you. Guys, if your lady has ever left you confused and frustrated, you are not alone. Dale has been there, too. To strengthen your relationship, sit on the couch with your soul mate, share a nice box of wine, and laugh out loud at Big White Panties. Dale Alderman lives in Chantilly, Virginia with his wife, Starla, and two sons, Chase and Logan. An award-winning author, Dale has appeared on FOX & Friends on the FOX News Channel and has appeared on many nationally syndicated radio shows. Dale is the author of Everyday Dad, a collection of funny stories about fatherhood. He is also the author of The MegaDog Tales, a middle grade adventure about a cocker spaniel that becomes a superhero.

Book The Day I Wore My Panties Inside Out

Download or read book The Day I Wore My Panties Inside Out written by Jen Tucker and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-06-29 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some days are better than others. Have you ever had one of those days when you just felt like you couldn't catch a break. Author Jen Tucker shares one of hers with you with humor and a little bit of sass.

Book Hold on to Your Panties and Have Fun

Download or read book Hold on to Your Panties and Have Fun written by Emily Joanne Hoover and published by Author House. This book was released on 2011-12-06 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hold on to your panties and bra as you read interesting, and incredibly funny, and outrageous true life adventures. Emily will have you LAUGHING OUT LOUD as you are inspired by her whimsical wit and wisdom. Could this published author be Dave Barrys bad ass aunt or Celia Rivenbarks cousin or Joan Rivers younger sister? In each capsulizing chapter read about- Fun with Underwear, Septic Tanks, and Funerals... Fun with Wild, Wacky Wonderful Women... Fun with Dr.Up Yours, Dr. 4 Eyes, and Dr. Spread Yours... Fun with Dieting, Dating, and Dog show... Fun with Sex, Show Biz, and Shoes... Fun with Chelsea Handler and Ernest Hemingway... Fun with Recipes and Smoke Alarms... Fun in Small Towns Here and Abroad... Fun being bad at Bridge and a lot more stuff as she entertains you...

Book Big Girl Panties

    Book Details:
  • Author : Stephanie Evanovich
  • Publisher : Harper Collins
  • Release : 2013-07-09
  • ISBN : 0062224867
  • Pages : 337 pages

Download or read book Big Girl Panties written by Stephanie Evanovich and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2013-07-09 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A rollicking and poignant romantic comedy about a young widow who decides to get in shape...and winds up getting her groove back—and a whole lot more! Holly Brennan used food to comfort herself through her husband’s illness and death. Now she’s alone at age thirty-two. And she weighs more than she ever has. When fate throws her in the path of Logan Montgomery, personal trainer to pro athletes, and he offers to train her, Holly concludes it must be a sign. Much as she dreads the thought of working out, Holly knows she needs to put on her big girl panties and see if she can sweat out some of her grief. Soon, the easy intimacy and playful banter of their training sessions lead Logan and Holly to most intense and steamy workouts. But can Holly and Logan go the distance as a couple now that she’s met her goals—and other men are noticing?

Book Matching Panties

Download or read book Matching Panties written by Andrea Spence Accinelli and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2007-11 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: United by the most common of items-underwear-this offbeat collection of thirteen short stories celebrates the connection shared by all individuals and the universal struggle to make sense of human nature, however quirky it may be. In the title story, Darla wants a boyfriend, and her entire life revolves around getting one boy to notice her. "Change" tells of how a conversation with an elderly family member on Halloween night subtly alters the course of a young woman's life. All seventeen-year-old Jay wants is some peace and quiet, and he gets it when he is accidentally locked in a storage room all night in "The Storage Room." In "Jamie and Amy," a young man is dying to ask an older girl for a date but is mortified by the way their names sound together. "8 Girls Are In Love With Me" and "8 Boys Are In Love With Me" tell the surprising tale of a scheduling mix-up at a summer camp that leads two counselors to teach swimming lessons to a group of difficult kids, and in "Faking It," Juliet doesn't expect to make any friends during her European vacation, but that's before a hot Australian guy introduces himself to her. Both the serious and trivial sides of the human psyche merge in the sometimes somber, oftentimes hilarious, but always thought-provoking collection of stories in Matching Panties.

Book Bear in Long Underwear

Download or read book Bear in Long Underwear written by Todd H. Doodler and published by Bear in Underwear. This book was released on 2011 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bear builds a snowman when he and his friends go outside to play one winter day, but trying to make the snowman look warm has Bear revealing his long underwear, and starting a trend.

Book The Devil s Panties Volume 4

Download or read book The Devil s Panties Volume 4 written by Jennie Breeden and published by The Devil's Panties. This book was released on 2012 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Devil's Panties is an online comic which chronicles the life of Jennie as she travels to conventions, pretends to be an adult and has random adventures. What's random? Chasing men in kilts with leafblowers, hanging out with drunken pirates and shooting bloodpack laden snowmen with shotguns. Join our flame-booted heroine in this fourth compilation as she survives breakups, weddings, family trips and costume parties. This volume includes redrawn and edited content along with commentary and all new strips not found on the website. Contains over 800 strips total!

Book Grammatical Number in English Nouns

Download or read book Grammatical Number in English Nouns written by Mark A. Wickens and published by John Benjamins Publishing. This book was released on 1992 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Apart from the coverage given to it in the grammars, number in English nouns has received relatively little attention, especially in the area of theoretical considerations. Guided by the principles of psychomechanics, Hirtle (1982a) put forth a fairly elaborate theory of number in English nouns. The aim of this work is to provide evidence to validate parts of Hirtle's theory, to verify some of his analyses, and to investigate several problems, some of which are mentioned in his work as subjects for further research. Specific areas treated are ailment nouns, liquid names, ending in "-ings," binary objects, abstract "-s," and external singulars.

Book Without Delusion

    Book Details:
  • Author : Billie
  • Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
  • Release : 2013-10-08
  • ISBN : 148369822X
  • Pages : 338 pages

Download or read book Without Delusion written by Billie and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-10-08 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The time setting of this story is the end of October and through most of November of 2008. This was the year Obama was elected President, and the year that right down the highway from San Angelo, TX, the raid on the compound of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints Sect occurred. The raid occurred because of their bigamy practices, and male member marriages to under aged girls. These actions and practices were not acceptable to the locals of this area. In 2008 many attempts to extradite Warren Jeffs for trial for being the polygamous sect leader of the YFZ Ranch in Eldorado, TX dominated the local Headlines. That compound being raided was the main topic of conversation in San Angelo, because Texas, which is considered part of the Bible belt, did not graciously accept the fact that he had 77 wives, and these wives were married to him when they were minor girls of 12 or 14 years of age. During this time period my friend and I worked in the home healthcare business in San Angelo. This job was tending to the needs of the elderly and other patients needing special care. All patients, mentioned in this story, health problems, locations, incidents, and time settings have been scrambled to protect the patients privacy. Of course no real names are used. We began writing this story in hopes of bringing a better understanding to the public of the care of the elderly and other individuals whom require special attention. As the story progressed, due to patients and Caregivers lives blending, a need arose to write about problems and/or incidents involving Witchcraft, Alcoholics, and the Mentally Challenged. The story further blossomed into turning to Biblical scriptures in seeking to calm and/or help soften some patients delicate emotions. After reading this novel we hope you have a better insight as to what Without Delusion really means!

Book The Secrets of Sewing Lingerie

Download or read book The Secrets of Sewing Lingerie written by Katherine Sheers and published by Kyle Books. This book was released on 2014-10-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With just a sewing machine and some inexpensive materials, you can learn how to make your own unique and beautiful bras, knickers and camisoles. Work your way up from super-easy, Tie-side knickers and Wedding Garters that can be customised in endless ways, to sewing with silk, tulle and other delicate fabrics. With more than 25 projects that can be personalised to suit your shape, size and style, from a Skirted Lace Thong and Chiffon Camisole to a Silk Soft-cup Bra and Roll-on Suspender, explore the vast scope for personal, creative expression in traditionally private items of clothing, whether making them for yourself or as a gift.

Book Where I Left My Panties

    Book Details:
  • Author : Andreana McCall
  • Publisher : True Perspective Publishing House
  • Release : 2012-12-01
  • ISBN : 9780985989279
  • Pages : 244 pages

Download or read book Where I Left My Panties written by Andreana McCall and published by True Perspective Publishing House. This book was released on 2012-12-01 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a provocative peek into the life of a single Christian woman struggling to find the love she desires and learning to find the Love of God. It challenges traditional notions about sex. This book is not a manual; it is not a "how-to" book. It is a simple roadmap through bad relationships, mental fixations, and a painful past leading to self-discovery and revelation about God. This book is about learning from your mistakes and making the best of all you've been through.

Book What Do You Do with a Drunken Sailor

Download or read book What Do You Do with a Drunken Sailor written by Birney Jarvis and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-10-20 with total page 415 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Blistering heat from a water reflected sun, constant bouncing of the ocean's seas, inexperienced to expert in one fell swoop, a man leaves port for his dream voyage only to find the realities of his nightmare. This is not a book of romantic idealism. It is a factual account of the raw material that makes or breaks the man. Don't miss the compelling read that Birney Jarvis thrusts upon us. Follow his life in the surreal, fiction-like journey that he experienced many years ago. Life takes the measure of a man. Either he is up for the journey; or he falls short of Life's expectations. See if Birney fits into this picture.