Download or read book Veggies with Wedgies written by Todd H. Doodler and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-05-06 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The vegetables in Farmer John's garden are intrigued when he hangs his underwear out to dry but when Corn, Potato, Beet, and the others pull things off the line and try them on, they are not at all comfortable.

Download or read book Wedgie Gizmo written by Suzanne Selfors and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-08-22 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fans of Stick Dog and My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish will love Suzanne Selfors’s hilarious new illustrated series about the growing pains of blended families and the secret rivalry of pets. “A delightfully fun read that will leave you in stitches!”—Caldecott Medalist Dan Santat When a bouncy, barky dog and an evil genius guinea pig move into the same house, the laughs are nonstop! Wedgie is so excited, he can’t stop barking. He LOVES having new siblings and friends to protect. He LOVES guinea pigs like Gizmo! He also LOVES treats! But Gizmo does not want to share his loyal human servant with a rump-sniffing beast! He does not want to live in a pink Barbie Playhouse. Or to be kissed and hugged by the girl human. Gizmo is an evil genius. He wants to take over the world and make all humans feel his wrath. But first he must destroy his archenemy, Wedgie, once and for all!

Download or read book From Wedgies to Feeding Frenzies written by Tim Herrera and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2004-08 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "If a parent is overwhelmed by the teen years, this book can help save the day with its humorous, comforting, and wryly funny look at life with teenagers." --Dr. John Platt, Author, Life in the Family Zoo "If you have--or know--a teenager, then Tim Herrera's humorously written reflections and sensitive insight on braving those spirited years is for you." --Pat Cuellar, Author, Your Life in Print Story by Story "Tim vividly nails the craziness that all of us parents endure with wit, wisdom, and just the right amount of humor." --Kirk Davis, Author, Paid In Full "Anyone who's had anything to do with raising teenagers will want to read this book. I smiled. I chuckled. I laughed." --Linda Marchus, Author/Illustrator, The Gorilla Who Wanted to Dance "Read From Wedgies to Feeding Frenzies and commiserate with a dad whose perspective is rooted solidly in his clear love for his children." --Patty Donovan, Family-Life Columnist/Writing Consultant

Download or read book Atomic Wedgies Wet Willies Other Acts of Roguery written by Greg Tananbaum and published by Santa Monica Press. This book was released on 2005-04-01 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This authoritative guide to those annoying and embarrassing tricks everyone grows up with (and maybe never outgrow) provides "sage" advice for the young and the young at heart. Arranged in encyclopedic format, each of the more than 50 entries includes a formal definition of the prank, followed by tips for execution and countermeasures. Illustrations document the best technique for affixing a "kick me" sign to someone's back, or how to wriggle out of a noogie-giver's clutches. A ranking system places each act on a scale of 1 to 10 for its degree of pain, embarrassment, annoyance, and degree of difficulty. Other fun and irritating tricks include the Burp ’n' Blow, the Rat Tail, the Eskimo Hook, and the Marker ’Stache.

Download or read book Veggies with Wedgies Present Doin the Wedgie written by Todd H. Doodler and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-01-06 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone’s favorite veggies with wedgies are back...and ready to rock in this rollicking board book about the Elastic Band and their big new hit, “Doin’ the Wedgie!” It’s time for Farmer John’s annual talent show, and the Veggies with Wedgies are all set to perform their favorite underwear song as the Elastic Band. But the only way their rendition of “Doin’ the Wedgie” will come in first place is if they crack the competition. As they take the stage, they realize they have a lot riding on their performance…but first their underwear is riding up! Will the Veggies get all bunched up? Or can they snap out of it and pull into first place? Pairing the timelessly funny topic of underwear with an entertaining lesson about wiggling your way out of any situation, this wedgie-tastic tale will appeal to children transitioning out of diapers as well as to those who are already rocking their big kid underwear.

Download or read book Wedgie Stories 75 Fun Filled Wedgie Stories written by and published by KMT Marketing. This book was released on with total page 77 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's Wedgie Time!! Wedgie Stories is a collection of the best, humorous short wedgie stories. Some stories are embarrassing, humiliating while others are just hilarious. These wedgie stories will leave you wanting more. We've put together a collection of over 75 Wedgie stories that will keep you entertained for hours.

Download or read book Statics written by James L. Meriam and published by . This book was released on 1993 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Big Nate A Good Old Fashioned Wedgie written by Lincoln Peirce and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2017-08-29 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need a way to shut up some snooty kid when he gloats about his private school? Looking for the perfect response when your best friend joins the grammar police? Want a quick and easy way to out-snap even the snappiest comeback? Nate Wright has the answer: a good old-fashioned wedgie! The whole gang from P.S. 38 is back for more hijinks, hilarity, and underwear hoisting in this new collection of Big Nate comics. Can Chad somehow survive on a diet of kale and soy nuts? Are Jenny and Artur EVER going to break up? And how is Nate supposed to concentrate on baseball when he’s got a crush on his team’s new pitcher? See for yourself! Join Nate and the rest of the crew for another unforgettable round of middle school adventures!

Download or read book A Season of Wedgies written by Stephen Gibson and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-28 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To seventh-grader Georgie Martarano, problems are like wedgies. And this year, he seems to be getting a whole bunch of them. His dad's been out of work for almost a year, and his entire family has had to scrimp and pinch and cut back on almost everything in order to save money. On top of that, he's got to worry about all the other junk that you'd expect for a Sassy Girl-shoe-wearing dork (who's a tad on the husky side): fatheaded bullies, know-it-all teachers, butt-biting dogs, ear-gnawing rats, plunger-wielding thieves-typical stuff. However, when the Martaranos are given an eviction notice on Thanksgiving Day, Georgie realizes that his problems are only beginning.To help his family out, Georgie's willing to do just about anything, even if it means making a fool of himself in front of hundreds of people. So he does the only thing he can think of-something that he knows will bring shame to himself and his proud Italian father if it ever comes out: He enters the Seventh Annual Little Mister Chicago beauty pageant, determined to win the thousand-dollar grand prize. But when life spirals out of control for Georgie, he quickly realizes that you don't always get to pick your wedgies-sometimes they pick you.

Download or read book Wacky Word Wedgies and Flushable Fill Ins written by Howard Dewin and published by . This book was released on 2017-04-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling book series is now an animated movie from DreamWorks! Join George, Harold, and the Amazing Captain Underpants as they take flight on big screens across the country on June 2, 2017. Want to create your own Captain Underpants adventures, just like George and Harold? Then pick up a pencil and get ready for some actions, thrills, and laffs! This book has over a dozen wacky fill-in stories starring George, Harold, the Amazing Captain Underpants, Professor Poopypants, Cafeteria Lady Edith, the Turbo Toilet 2000, and all your other favorites from the new movie. Plus tra-la-la-riffic stickers!

Download or read book Wedgieman to the Rescue written by Charise Mericle Harper and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2013-02-12 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Superhero Veggieman, better known as Wedgieman, faces off against Bad Dude, an inventor whose Make-Things-Disappear Machine causes trouble on the playground.

Download or read book Wedgie Power Guidebook The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants TV Series written by Kate Howard and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2018-08-07 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling book series is now an animated TV series airing on NETFLIX! Join George, Harold, and the Amazing Captain Underpants as they embark on a series of hilarious, all-new adventures. Class clowns George Beard and Harold Hutchins love pulling pranks . . . and making comics. So what happens when they accidentally turn their mean old principal into a comic-book hero who fights villains using Wedgie Power? Well, Jerome Horwitz Elementary School - and the world - will never be the same!In this book, you'll get up close and personal with these two practical pranksters . . . and spend some quality time with Captain Underpants and the kids of Jerome Horwitz Elementary. Plus, you'll meet brand-new villains like the Vile Vimpire, Queen Tootenfarti, the Homework Hydra, DJ Drowsy Drawers, and many more! It's your must-have guide to the hilarious hit TV show.

Download or read book Wedgie Gizmo vs the Great Outdoors written by Suzanne Selfors and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2018-09-04 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A delightfully fun read that will leave you in stitches!”—Caldecott Medalist Dan Santat Fans of Stick Dog and My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish will LOL when rival pets Wedgie and Gizmo brave their first family camping trip in book three of bestselling author Suzanne Selfors’s hilarious illustrated series. Wedgie and Gizmo’s humans are taking their first family vacation—to a campground by a lake! And their pets are too destructive to stay home alone. Wedgie the corgi is super-excited. He can’t wait to chase squirrels and poop in the woods! But Gizmo, the evil genius guinea pig, has no time for games. He must convince the forest critters to join his Evil Horde and help him take over the world—one tent at a time. Muh-hah-hah!

Download or read book In the Woods written by Carrie Jones and published by Tor Teen. This book was released on 2019-07-16 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times bestselling author Carrie Jones teams up with acclaimed cowriter Steven Wedel in the supernatural mystery, In the Woods... It should have been just another quiet night on the farm when Logan witnessed the attack, but it wasn’t. Something is in the woods. Something unexplainable. Something deadly. Hundreds of miles away, Chrystal’s plans for summer in Manhattan are abruptly upended when her dad reads tabloid coverage of some kind of grisly incident in Oklahoma. When they arrive to investigate, they find a witness: a surprisingly good-looking farm boy. As townsfolk start disappearing and the attacks get ever closer, Logan and Chrystal will have to find out the truth about whatever’s hiding in the woods...before they become targets themselves. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Download or read book Whobert Whover Owl Detective written by Jason June and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-07-18 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Help Whobert Whover, Owl Detective, keep his woods safe in this hilarious who-who-dun-it. What happened to Perry the Possum? Whobert Whover, Owl Detective, is on the case! Did Debbie the Duck whack Perry with her wicked wings? Or did Freddie the Frog soak Perry in his sickening slime? And what if the culprit is closer to home than Whobert expects?

Download or read book Vegetables in Halloween Costumes written by Jared Chapman and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2020-08-18 with total page 22 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Vegetables dress up and celebrate Halloween in this latest outing from the hilarious Jared Chapman It’s Halloween! All the vegetables are excited to dress up for Carrot’s Halloween party. There are spooky costumes and scary costumes. Costumes for feeling fancy and costumes for feeling goofy. But which costume should Carrot wear? DING-DONG! Guests are arriving, but Carrot’s still wearing underwear! At the very last second, which costume will Carrot grab? This next board book in the Vegetables series delivers lots of laughs and celebrates the silliness and fun of dressing up all year round.

Download or read book Vegetables in Underwear written by Jared Chapman and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2015-04-07 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A bunch of friendly vegetables wear colorful underwear of all varieties—big, small, clean, dirty, serious, and funny—demonstrating for young ones the silliness and necessity of this item of clothing. The unexpectedness of vegetables in their unmentionables is enough to draw giggles, but the pride with which the “big kid” attire is flaunted in front of the baby carrots in diapers will tickle readers of all ages. With rhyming text that begs to be chanted aloud and art that looks good enough to eat, this vibrant story will encourage preschoolers to celebrate having left those diapers behind!