Download or read book My Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Silly Book of Pranks written by Matt Lucas and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2021-04-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious new book of pranks from multi-award-winning actor and comedian MATT LUCAS – star of The Great British Bake Off and creator of Thank You, Baked Potato, an official UK download chart-topper and Amazon bestseller!
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Download or read book Very Funny Jokes Content written by The Private Jokes Editions and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-05 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This notebook is perfect for any type of Comedian! A luxurious feel with white Pages and a matte finish. 6x9, 150 lined pages. Blank Notepad. A great gift for someone special or of course yourself
Download or read book Step by Step to Stand up Comedy written by Greg Dean and published by Heinemann Drama. This book was released on 2000 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you think you're funny, and you want others to think so too, this is the book for you! Greg Dean examines the fundamentals of being funny and offers advice on a range of topics, including: writing creative joke material rehearsing and performing routines coping with stage fright dealing with emcees who think they're funnier than you are getting experience and lots more. Essential for the aspiring comic or the working comedian interested in updating his or her comedy routine, Step by Step to Stand-Up Comedy is the most comprehensive and useful book ever written on the art of the stand-up comedian.
Download or read book The Everything Big Book of Jokes written by Evan C Thomas and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-07-11 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inside this sidesplitting collection, you'll find only the most popular kinds of jokes, riddles, and funnies from a dynamic professional comedian. This book is sure to tickle your funny bone-- and make you the life of the party!
Download or read book Ha Ha Ha written by and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 350 ways to make you laugh! This brilliant collection of jokes combines the best knock-knock jokes, the silliest animal jokes and the most hilarious elephant jokes around. With a black-and-white illustration for every joke, this collection is sure to entertain every reader.
Download or read book How to Write Comedy Jokes written by Dean Burkey and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-09-27 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn how to be funny with joke-writing methods that work. And enjoy over a hundred funny jokes you've never heard before. Comedy Isn't Easy, But It Just Got Easier With: "How to Write All Kinds of Comedy Jokes" Must you be born funny to make people laugh? Groucho Marx wasn't born with glasses, a mustache, and a cigar. Even Steve "Born Standing Up" Martin wasn't born wearing an arrow through his head. (Lucky for his mom, 'cause that would have hurt!) Although Woody Allen might have been born with frizzy red hair and glasses. Haven't heard of me yet? You will. And others will hear of you too, when you apply my pointers. But why buy this book about comedy success from someone who's not famous? Because the tips and techniques are sound. Knowledge isn't the only thing that leads to success. Fears and doubts thwart us. By following my own advice in this series, I will overcome what holds me back and succeed. So too, should you. Besides, if I wait until I'm famous to publish this book, people won't believe I wrote it. They'll think I hired a ghostwriter. You can learn from anyone. The more people from whom you learn, the more you'll know. If this book gives you just one really great idea, you should reread it. Because you obviously missed something. But even so, one really great idea is still worth more than the cost of this book. A lifelong student of comedy, a real stand-up guy, an improv performer, and the author of several comedy books including "Monster Laughs", "Seasons Without Reason", and "Chica Go", Dean Burkey shares his thoughts and the tips and techniques he's learned over the years in a series he wishes had been written for him when he first started. Humor enhances our lives, so improve your comic abilities with "How to Write All Kinds of Kinds of Comedy Jokes". Anyone from a comical newbie to a professional comedy writer can benefit from this series. Don't let your comedy dreams pass you by! This book and this series can help you make others laugh! Volume 1: "How to Write Comedy Jokes" This book teaches various comedy theories, joke construction, including the third joke element not mentioned in most other books, ways to write comedy, ways to rewrite and improve comedy, tips, techniques, and encouraging words to help you write funny. Table of Contents The Building Blocks of Comedy Where to Start ISO Comedy Ideas Connect with Your Audience What Are You Passionate About? The Dreaded Blank Page Association Lists What?! O. P. M. How To Write Comedy Jokes Danger --> Safety (a.k.a. The JAWS Theory of Jocularity) The Train Wreck Theory of Comedy The Hocus Pocus Humor Theory The Comedy Connection Concept The Funny Formula (a.k.a. The Comedy Code) Super Setups Cool Connections Funny Punches Lots of Laughs Write Unfunny/Mediocre Jokes Ways to Improve Jokes More Ways to Improve Jokes The Secret to Comedy A Glimpse at the Topics Covered by Volumes 2-4 Special Bonus Features: How to Pick a Topic for Writing Jokes (a.k.a. "I Rolled the Dice Twice") How to Pick a Topic for Writing Jokes 2 The Spoof Pieces: "How to Be Funny In 3 Simple Steps" "The Secret to Comedy" from "Seasons Without Reason" "The Secret to Comedy 2" "The History and Analysis of the Road-Crossing Chicken Joke" Not Just Educational, But Entertaining Too! Even if you don't want to learn how to create comedy, you can still enjoy the many jokes contained herein, including the Special Bonus Feature spoof pieces: "The Secret to Comedy" (from "Seasons Without Reason"), "The Secret to Comedy 2", and "The History and Analysis of the Road-Crossing Chicken Joke". You have a world of laughter to gain, so scroll up; and click the Buy button now.
Download or read book 300 Best Jokes 2016 written by Donald Shaw and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-08-23 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You Will Find 300 Funny and Hilarious Jokes Inside This Book! This book has no bad words, but it is not for kids. Some jokes are about relationship between men and women, and it may not be appropriate for children.Joking is always fun! Jokes bring smiles to people's faces. Jokes make us laugh. People fall in love when they smile at each other. Many people enjoy joking with their closest friends and families. Jokes help to overcome the difficulties and relax us. Joking is an awesome social skill and a great way to make new friends and to communicate nearly in any surrounding. Many people also love just to read some good jokes for amusement.However, it is not that easy to find real good jokes today. Some of them are out-of-date. Some of them are not clean enough. You may also find many joke books that are just not really funny and contain too much fluff like advertising and the author's bio. This jokes book is different! Buying this book you will get: A great collection of FUNNY jokes approved by hundreds of people, including my family and friends One-liners, real-life awkward situations, riddles and short stories Hours of entertainment and fun reading Great book to read on a long trip Clean jokes without bad words Jokes for adults and teenagers. In fact, there are some jokes for kids too, but do not give this book to your kids Jokes about relationship, marriage, professions, hobbies, animals, school, etc. Free bonus book with the popular Pokémon Go Memes (see the last page) Due to that people have different tastes, some of them like certain jokes and the others not. This especially applies to the jokes of certain genres like Yo Mamma jokes, blonde jokes, etc. Therefore I have included only a few jokes of these types that may be offensive to some groups of people. And in any case, this book is free of racism. I also did not mean to insult blonde women, overweight people or any other categories of people. So relax, take it easy and enjoy the humor!If you are ready for a good laugh, pranks, and riddles, it's time to get the best jokes book of the year! Do Not Wait Another Minute - Download Your Copy Right Away! Simply scroll up the page and hit the "Add to Cart" button!I bet you will be very HAPPY to read these jokes, otherwise, you can get 100% money back!
Download or read book My Best and Funniest Jokes written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-06-16 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Create Your Very Own Joke Book! 125 Lined Pages / Customizable Table of Contents Do you love laughing at hilarious and funny jokes? Do you have all the best jokes memorized? Now it is time to create your very own personalized joke book with all of your favorite comedy and humor. Perfect for all ages! With this handy book, you are the writer, illustrator, and joke teller! This is a perfect gift for the young and witty performer in the family. Never forget your punchlines again. ...also has a DIY table of contents for quick referencing! 7x10 inches 25 light lines per page 125 pages on white paper Do-it-yourself table of contents Plenty of space for LOTS of laughs You can save and store all your favorite knock knock jokes, one-liners, question and answers jokes, riddles, knee-slappers, prank ideas, and much more. Makes a wonderful gift for creative kids and adults too! Who is Johnny B. Laughing? The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing is known worldwide for his hilarious jokes, silly humor, and playful attitude. He is best-selling children's joke book author. He is a jokester at heart and enjoys a good laugh, pulling pranks on his friends, and telling funny and hilarious jokes! He has a wide variety of published joke books and continues to create new content on a regular basis. Comedy and humor make life better. Johnny B. Laughing knows this all too well. Makes the Perfect Gift for Any Occasion! Parties Birthdays Holidays School events Gifts for kids Scroll up and click buy to grab your copy today!
Download or read book Dad Is Fat written by Jim Gaffigan and published by Crown Archetype. This book was released on 2013-05-07 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jim Gaffigan never imagined he would have his own kids. Though he grew up in a large Irish-Catholic family, Jim was satisfied with the nomadic, nocturnal life of a standup comedian, and was content to be "that weird uncle who lives in an apartment by himself in New York that everyone in the family speculates about." But all that changed when he married and found out his wife, Jeannie "is someone who gets pregnant looking at babies." Five kids later, the comedian whose riffs on everything from Hot Pockets to Jesus have scored millions of hits on YouTube, started to tweet about the mistakes and victories of his life as a dad. Those tweets struck such a chord that he soon passed the million followers mark. But it turns out 140 characters are not enough to express all the joys and horrors of life with five kids, so he's now sharing it all in Dad Is Fat. From new parents to empty nesters to Jim's twenty-something fans, everyone will recognize their own families in these hilarious takes on everything from cousins ("celebrities for little kids") to growing up in a big family ("I always assumed my father had six children so he could have a sufficient lawn crew") to changing diapers in the middle of the night ("like The Hurt Locker but much more dangerous") to bedtime (aka "Negotiating with Terrorists"). Dad is Fat is sharply observed, explosively funny, and a cry for help from a man who has realized he and his wife are outnumbered in their own home.
Download or read book Food A Love Story written by Jim Gaffigan and published by Crown. This book was released on 2015-09-22 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “A brilliantly funny tribute to the simple pleasures of eating” (Parade) from the author of Dad Is Fat Have you ever finished a meal that tasted horrible but not noticed until the last bite? Eaten in your car so you wouldn’t have to share with your children? Gotten hungry while watching a dog food commercial? Does the presence of green vegetables make you angry? If you answered yes to any of the following questions, you are pretty pathetic, but you are not alone. Feast along with America’s favorite food comedian, bestselling author, and male supermodel Jim Gaffigan as he digs into his specialty: stuffing his face. Food: A Love Story is an in-depth, thoroughly uninformed look at everything from health food to things that people actually enjoy eating.
Download or read book How to Tell a Joke written by Marcus Tullius Cicero and published by Princeton University Press. This book was released on 2021-03-30 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Timeless advice about how to use humor to win over any audience Can jokes win a hostile room, a hopeless argument, or even an election? You bet they can, according to Cicero, and he knew what he was talking about. One of Rome’s greatest politicians, speakers, and lawyers, Cicero was also reputedly one of antiquity’s funniest people. After he was elected commander-in-chief and head of state, his enemies even started calling him “the stand-up Consul.” How to Tell a Joke provides a lively new translation of Cicero’s essential writing on humor alongside that of the later Roman orator and educator Quintilian. The result is a timeless practical guide to how a well-timed joke can win over any audience. As powerful as jokes can be, they are also hugely risky. The line between a witty joke and an offensive one isn’t always clear. Cross it and you’ll look like a clown, or worse. Here, Cicero and Quintilian explore every aspect of telling jokes—while avoiding costly mistakes. Presenting the sections on humor in Cicero’s On the Ideal Orator and Quintilian’s The Education of the Orator, complete with an enlightening introduction and the original Latin on facing pages, How to Tell a Joke examines the risks and rewards of humor and analyzes basic types that readers can use to write their own jokes. Filled with insight, wit, and examples, including more than a few lawyer jokes, How to Tell a Joke will appeal to anyone interested in humor or the art of public speaking.
Download or read book Funny Jokes for Friends and Family 2 written by Alan To and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-04-16 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! As they say, 'Happy is the best medicine to your body and mind'. And what better way to be happy than by reading funny jokes! Get this book NOW and read 100+ pages of Funny Short Stories and Funny Jokes. Do you want to: -Eliminate stress -Burn calories -Heal yourself -Bring joy to people around and -Most importantly, laugh your heart out! If yes, then this is the book for you. So make yourself at home or at school, relax, and get ready to be happy at our funny jokes collection Jokes for everyone - high quality and hilarious - this book is a must read! So what are you waiting for? Young readers will have a fun time sharing this funny collection of hilarious jokes with their friends and family! A great gift for everyone! Sample Jokes in the Book 1.Beauty And The Beast Once upon a time, there were a Beauty And The Beast living in a castle. One day, they have a snow fight but they are getting serious and they quarrelled about it. Belle: Your snow ball hit me so hard! Then she slapped his face. Beast: That's it! I have enough and I'm breaking up with you! Belle: Fine! Then your spell will never be broken. But before I'm gone, let me slap you one more time! Beast: Slap me again if you dare! Belle slaps him right away. Beast: Fine, you win! Since you listen to me, forgive you. Then The Beauty and The Beast are living happily together ever after. 2.What Are You Going To Do With A Broken Precious Vase Artist Merchant asks the job seeker: "Do you have any experience?" Job Seeker: "Oh, yes, I have." Artist Merchant: "Suppose we accidentally shattered a precious vase, what are you going to do?" Job Seeker: "I put the broken piece into one vase again, and when a rich customer came in, I put it in a proper place so that the customer accidentally breaks it again." Artist Merchant: "Well said, you are hired." 3.I Just Don't Want To Take The Risk There is a man who has a wife that would only complain day and night. One day, he and his wife came to Jerusalem for vacation. During the vacation, his wife suddenly died. The funeral agency said, "You can choose to spend $10,000 to send her body to your country or spend $100 to bury it in this land of Jerusalem." The man thought for a moment, and he would take her back home. The funeral agency asked him, "Why would you rather spend $10,000 for her to return home rather than burying her in this place and spend less money? I'm sure that you really love her" The man said, "A long time ago, a man was dead here, buried here, and after three days he was raised again." He continued, "I just don't want to take the risk..." 4.The Differences Between Terrorists and Women 1. Terrorists tell you exactly what they want but women always want you to guess what they want. 2. Terrorists will negotiate with you but you cannot negotiate with a woman. 3. Terrorists will kill hostage but women will not do so, they will only kidnap the hostage for life. 4. Terrorists can give you death but woman can make you live as if you were death. 5. When negotiating with terrorists, they may agree with lesser ransom. When negotiating with a woman, they always want more money. 6. In the negotiation, you may be able to find a bunch of people and police to catch terrorists but women will find a bunch of people and the police coming give you trouble.
Download or read book The World s Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2013-03-01 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”
Download or read book Sports Jokes written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-17 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Sports Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Funny and hilarious sports jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Includes fun mazes and puzzles Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, comedy with a MASSIVE assortment of sports jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you and your child to laugh hysterically! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: Why do golfers carry extra shirts? A: In case they get a hole-in-one! LOL Q: What animals love bowling? A: Alley cats! HAHA Q: How can a basketball player stay cool? A: Sit next to a fan! LOL Q: What do cheerleaders like to drink? A: Root beer! HAHA Q: What animal can hit a baseball the best? A: A bat! LOL Q: What did the coach say to the snack machine? A: Give me my quarterback! Funny and hilarious sports jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults! Sports are a great way to for people to connect and have fun. Adding a little bit of laughter and comedy never hurt! You will be rolling on the floor laughing at these silly jokes. This collection of sport jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes will make everyone giggle and erupt with laughter. You'll really hit one out of the park. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!
Download or read book The Importance of Being Funny written by Al Gini and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2017-07-25 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When E. B. White said “analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog; few people are interested and the frog dies,” he hadn’t seen Al Gini’s hilarious, incisive, and informative take on jokes, joke-telling, and the jokers who tell jokes. For Gini, humor is more than just foolish fun: it serves as a safety valve for dealing with reality that gives us the courage to endure that which we cannot understand or avoid. Not everyone tells jokes. Not everyone gets a joke, even a good one. But, Gini argues, joke-telling can act as both a sword and a shield to defend us from reality. As the late, great stand-up comic Joan Rivers put it: ‘If you can laugh at it, you can live with it!’ This book is for anyone who enjoys a good laugh, but also wants to know why.
Download or read book The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 written by Carole P. Roman and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-08-04 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 800+ More silly jokes for kids 6 to 12 to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2—the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend—or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore—Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images—LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!—In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!
