Download or read book Fairy the Farting Unicorn written by Humor Heals Us and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-23 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Unicorn Farts written by Kelli Hansen and published by . This book was released on 2020-05 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the book that exposes a well kept unicorn secret. They will never admit it but, all unicorns fart! Laugh your way through this cute, funny, gross (but not too gross) story that reveals the stinky truth of Unicorn Farts. Beautifully hand drawn illustrations that tell the secret story of these amazing mystical creatures. Their colorful world combines the seemingly mystical grace of unicorns with the down to earth humor of passing gas in an adorable story that will help any child understand that beauty and grace can coexist with normal bodily functions. You'll both enjoy these entertaining unicorn exploits and it is likely to become one of your favorite bedtime story books. You'll find yourself chuckling over this funny picture book long after it's finished! This funny picture book for children is perfect for: Girls and BoysReading aloud Bedtime stories Preschool Early readers Children who love Unicorns Kids (and grown-ups) who think farts are funny

Download or read book Almost Everybody Farts written by Marty Kelley and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)

Download or read book Unicorn Farts and Glitter Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J Pouch written by AW Cross and published by Glory Box Press. This book was released on 2016-08-02 with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You’ve just gotten a j-pouch. Now what? Life with your new j-pouch might feel intimidating, but it doesn’t have to be. In Unicorn Farts and Glitter: Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J-Pouch, author and j-pouch veteran AW Cross gives you a first-hand, non-medical perspective about what to expect from your j-pouch and how to manage it successfully. Through her usual blend of practicality and humor, you’ll learn how to: •Cope with the physical consequences and emotional impact of having a j-pouch •Manage pouchitis, cuffitis, obstructions, strictures, and skin care •Pack a survival kit and leave the house with confidence •Dress, eat, and have sex •Deal with healthcare professionals and enjoy your stays in the hospital •Use social media and parley with non-pouchers Whether you’ve just gotten your j-pouch, or you’ve had one for years, if you’re determined to make the most of it, this book is for you. If you’d rather pretend that you’re normal, have no sense of humor about your j-pouch, and hate unicorns and rainbows, DON’T BUY THIS BOOK! "I don't think that there is anything that this book doesn't cover. I mean it answers every question that you could possibly have. I hope this book gets to everyone who needs it!" - Goodreads Reviewer

Download or read book My Unicorn Farts Glitter written by Suzanne Barton and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-23 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My unicorn is an icky, sticky disaster area, from his silly, sparkly horn to his polka dot bottom. But despite the stink, the sneezes and snores, I love him loads and he loves me more. My Unicorn Farts Glitter is a funny, warm-hearted and often painfully honest tale of sibling love and farty bath-times.

Download or read book Stuff Unicorns Love written by Jessie Oleson Moore and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-12-12 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A whimsical, humorous imagining of what unicorns really think and what they truly love--including recipes for unicorn food, crafts, and the history of these mythical creatures. In Stuff Unicorns Love, you'll get a guided tour of unicorns' most treasured things straight from a unicorn's mouth--from food recipes and crafts to beauty tips and their favorite activities"--

Download or read book Unicorn Notebook I Fart Glitter and Poop Rainbows written by Creative Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-03 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Unicorn Notebook contains 120 pages of 8.5" x 11" wide ruled lined paper. Can be used as a journal, diary, or composition book for writing and taking notes. Contains cute unicorn doodles on the bottom of every page.

Download or read book Liam the Leprechaun Loves to Fart written by Humor Heals Us and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-03 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Liam the Leprechaun loves to fart! Sometimes, it makes him unpopular with the other leprechauns, and other times, it saves the day! Leprechauns are like small elves.They always dress in green.They're mischievous and magical, And rarely ever seen. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin Fairy the Farting Unicorn Farting Without You is Like Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred Lucky the Farting Leprechaun Pete the Pooting Pufferfish and Fritz the Farting Reindeer Makes a perfect gift for St. Patrick's day for boys and girls.

Download or read book Unicorn Coloring And Activity Book Of Funny Farts And Poops written by Magical Poop Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-14 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who doesn't like a good poop and fart book? Give your child the gift of laughter with this kid appropriate bowel movement activity book! 20 unique pages full of fartbulous fun. Also perfect for a white elephant gift! Product details 14 coloring pages 6 activity pages 20 sketch pages Glossy Cover Quality Printing Made in the USA

Download or read book Frank the Fart Fairy written by Make Believe Ideas Ltd and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious fart fairy book with a whoopee cushion on the cover.

Download or read book Smart Feller Fart Smeller and Other Spoonerisms written by Jon Agee and published by Michael Di Capua Books. This book was released on 2006-10-15 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody says spoonerisms. They happen by accident when youre talking or thinking too fast and you flip-flop the initial sounds of words. Like when you mean to say HANDLE WITH CARE, but it comes out CANDLE WITH HAIR. Or when A WELL-OILED BICYCLE comes out A WELL-BOILED ICICLE, or THANKS FOR DOING THE CHORES turns into THANKS FOR CHEWING THE DOORS.Wordplay master Jon Agee takes some of the more comical examples of these verbal mix-ups and pairs them with his equally hilarious pictures. Its a combination that will tickle your BUNNY PHONE.

Download or read book Farley Farts written by Birte Müller and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2024-03-05 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone’s favorite tushy-tooting frog is back! A humorous story for silly kids who erupt in laughter at the word FART! Farley the frog has a problem—he can’t stop farting. While his sister thinks it’s funny, his parents and his teacher are not amused. The doctor says it’s only gas and it will pass. The trouble is, it does! Comic pictures and a tongue-in-cheek text relate how Farley and his family learn that it’s better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain!

Download or read book Freddie The Farting Snowman written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list

Download or read book Belches Burps and Farts Oh My written by Artie Bennett and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From hoots to hics to toots, here's an exuberant companion to Bennett's hilarious books featuring body parts and processes.

Download or read book Book of Bunny Farts written by Humor Heals Us and published by Farting Adventures. This book was released on 2021-02-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Easter Bunny must eat a lot to give him energy to deliver all the Easter eggs? Eating gives him energy, but it also means he farts a lot. In this hilarious book, the Easter Bunny explains all the different kinds of Easter farts bunnies release.

Download or read book Frank the Farting Flamingo written by Humor Heals Us and published by Humor Heals Us. This book was released on 2020-09-24 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warning: This book may cause farting. Frank is an ordinary flamingo, except for one small problem: He has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is. Fortunately, he explains farting is so common that there are different kinds of names for each fart. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com

Download or read book Fritz the Farting Reindeer written by Humor Heals Us and published by Humor Heals Us. This book was released on 2020-09-24 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Leading up to the BIG day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Fritz the Reindeer is one of the contenders but he has a small problem: He has gas. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com.