Download or read book Uncle John s How to Toilet Train Your Cat written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-09-01 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the world leader in fascinating facts and amusing true stories comes a book about how things are made…and you should be glad that you don’t have to make them yourself. For more than 25 years, Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader has helped you learn amazing things you didn’t know (and amazing things you didn’t know you didn’t know). Now, Uncle John will show you how to do things you didn’t know how to do…and probably shouldn’t ever, ever, ever actually do. It’s Uncle John’s How to Toilet Train Your Cat A new approach to survival guides and how-to books, this book provides step-by-step instructions for how to make commonplace items. If you’re expecting “how to make your own beef jerky,” think again. This book shows how the “sausage is made”—literally. Read all about: • How to make gelatin from scratch (by boiling hooves) • How to make high fructose corn syrup • How to make glue the “old-fashioned” way (from animal hides) • How to build a nuclear reactor • How to embalm a corpse • How to make prison wine • How to turn a cow into a hamburger • How to make a diamond • How to make electricity • How to remove your own appendix • And lots, lots more!

Download or read book Uncle John s Ahh Inspiring Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-10-01 with total page 457 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ahh…what a relief it will be to hold this most entertaining, informative, and amusing tome in the palm of your hands. Hours of great bathroom reading await you! Uncle John’s Ahh-Inspiring Bathroom Reader, Uncle John’s all-new 15th edition, sheds a light on everything under the sun and over the moon. From obscure history to classic wordplay to dumb crooks to inspiring quotations, you never know what you’re going to read next! Where else could you learn how the banana peel changed history, how to predict the future by rolling the dice, how the Jivaro tribes shrunk heads, and the science behind love at first sight? Uncle John rules the world of information and humor, so get ready to be thoroughly entertained. Read all about… Homer the Greek versus Homer the Simpson The history of the bicycle When humans become hailstones Alternate definitions for common words Helen Keller’s wisdom The Silly Putty saga And much more!

Download or read book Uncle John s Hindsight Is 20 20 Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-09-07 with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This 34th annual edition of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader offers an all-new collection of fascinating trivia, strange-but-true oddities, and the ever-popular stories of dumb crooks! Uncle John’s Hindsight Is 2020 Bathroom Reader is packed with tons of new articles from the worlds of pop culture, history, and science to help you get everything out of your system the next time you visit the throne room! Articles range in length from a single page to extended page-turners, each as entertaining as the last. From iconic television roles that almost weren’t to the origins of comic books, this 34th edition of fascinating trivia, hilarious lists, and notable quotes compiled by Uncle John and his team at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute will set your mind free to roam the world—and you won’t even need to leave the house!

Download or read book Uncle John s Awesome 35th Anniversary Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-10-11 with total page 580 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 35th annual edition of Uncle John’s compendium features entertaining, informative, and amusing real-life stories from around the world. This 35th anniversary edition of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader is bursting with everything you could possibly want to read in the throne room, including short articles for a quick trip and lengthier page-turners for an extended visit. Uncle John and his team at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute have once again gathered the most entertaining and amusing stories from the realms of pop culture, history, science, and sports (not to mention accounts of even more dumb crooks!) for your reading pleasure. In addition, there are plenty of laugh-out-loud lists, amusing quotes, and odd factoids that will delight the most ardent of trivia fans.

Download or read book Uncle John s Weird Wonderful World Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-09-05 with total page 612 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uncle John is back with the 36th annual Bathroom Reader, an all-new collection of entertaining articles that explore the weird and wonderful world we live in. In this 36th edition of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, longtime fans and new readers alike will be astounded by a treasure trove of wonderfully weird (and true!) stories that explore the realms of pop culture, history, sports, science, and everyday folks, including the always popular misadventures of dumb crooks. Uncle John and his team at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute have reached into all corners of the world to bring you this all-new collection of entertaining and informative articles that include short reads for a quick trip to the throne room as well as longer page-turners for when you take an extended visit. You’ll also find a plethora of amusing lists, odd factoids, quotes, and quizzes that will tickle every trivia enthusiast’s fancy.

Download or read book Uncle John s Bathroom Reader Cat Lover s Companion written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-07-15 with total page 205 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compendium of funny feline facts and strange stories even more entertaining than a stuffed mouse on a stick! The relationship between cats and us lower animals cannot be summed up in mere words, but leave it to Uncle John to try anyway. Curl up with the Cat Lover’s Companion, and you’ll explore the unique, amusing, and mysterious side of the common housecat (Felis domesticus). Read about the origins of your favorite breeds, meet some kitty movie stars, and decipher those strange feline mannerisms. Then take a catnap. Then run wildly around your house for no apparent reason. Then read about a cat raised by a gorilla, a cat that uses the toilet (for its intended purpose), and much, much more!

Download or read book How to Toilet Train Your Cat written by Paul Kunkel and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2017-02-07 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Paul Kunkel’s foolproof, tried-and-true 21 day program teaches any litter-trained cat to use a toilet instead of a litter box. It doesn’t require anything fancy—a toilet, a stack of magazines or newspapers, masking tape, plastic wrap, a supply of cat litter, and a litter box—and it’s the perfect program for anyone who wants a happier, healthier cat. The program begins with you placing the litter box next to the toilet, and ends with your beloved cat using the toilet—just like any other member of the family. For life. Along the way, owners learn why toilet-training is beneficial to cats. In well-researched, totally updated, fact-filled text, Kunkel traces the history of this mysterious animal, and explains why many cats equate the smell of a litter box with danger; why the fragrances, deodorants, dyes, and disinfectants found in most litters are detrimental to your cat’s well-being; and why the decision to transition to the toilet is one that will benefit both you and your cat. No more litter box, no more litter, no more cleaning—and no more smell!

Download or read book Uncle John s Fourth Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 1991-10-15 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With nearly half a million of previous volumes sold, the evidence is overflowing: Americans know where to go for the best in bathroom reading. Uncle John is clearly the lavatory librarian of choice. Features TV quotes, fun facts, oddball tales, and insightful articles about the world around us.

Download or read book Toilet Train Your Cat Plain and Simple written by Clifford Brooks and published by Skyhorse. This book was released on 2017-02-21 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Teach your cat the coolest trick in the book—literally! Toilet Train Your Cat, Plain and Simple is your guide to getting rid of the litter box and learning to share the throne with Queen Mittens. Author Clifford Brooks has successfully trained all of his cats to use the toilet and wants to share his tips with you. This book will help you do just that with features such as: Step-by-step instructions on gradually training your cat to use a toilet Helpful tips from an experienced cat owner Clever, sophisticated illustrations Unlike other kitty-training manuals with far-fetched promises, Brooks takes a realistic approach, advising readers to have patience and suggesting useful items to purchase or have on hand throughout the training process. His humorous tone makes this guide as fun to read as its end results are rewarding. Cat owners everywhere should read this book. Just imagine: you’ll never scoop poop again.

Download or read book Uncle John s Funniest Ever Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-15 with total page 295 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The title says it all. This is the funniest Bathroom Reader EVER. It might even be the funniest book in the history of books, but Uncle John is much too modest to state that outright (even though it is). Over the past 25 years, the Bathroom Readers’ Institute has published more than 40,000 pages of bathroom reading. In this book you will find the funniest 288 of them (with a few all-new funny pages squeezed in just because we couldn’t help ourselves). That’s page after page after page of laugh-out-loud dumb jokes, dumb jocks, toasts, pranks, kings, kittens, caboodles, and, of course, poorly translated kung-fu movie subtitles--such as. “It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab!” So whether you like your humor witty or witless, light or dark, or silly or sublime, you’ll laugh until your head explodes. Chortle at… * Dumb crooks: The robber who ran face-first into a wall because he forgot to poke eye holes in his pillow case. * Witty wordplay: If Snoop Doggy Dogg were to marry Winnie the Pooh, his name would become Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh. * Flubbed headlines: “British Left Waffles On House Floor” * Quirky stars: Billy Idol’s concert rider demands he have one large tub of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter in his dressing room. * Job Lingo: If you hear an E.R. doc mention a “VIP,” be on the lookout for a “Very Intoxicated Patient.” * Comedian quips: “I wonder if deaf people have a sign for ‘Talk to the hand.’” --Zach Galifianakis * Sputtering sportscasters: “If only faces could talk.” --Pat Summerall And much, much more!

Download or read book The Toilet Trained Cat written by Aston Lau and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Toilet Trained Cat written by Aston Lau and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-08-13 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Love cats, but hate scooping litter?Cats are exceptionally intelligent creatures -- so you'd think they'd have learned how to use the toilet by now! It's a wonder that we still allow them to go in litter boxes and stink up our homes. This book is your step-by-step guide on how to properly and safely train your cat to use the human toilet -- and live completely litter-free.- Stop scooping and discarding your cat's waste every day- Save at least $175 per year per cat on litter- Eliminate the awful litter box odors in your home- Stop your cat from tracking her dirty, litter-contaminated paws all over the house- Help the environment by keeping used cat litter out of our landfills

Download or read book How to Toilet Train a Cat in 30 Days written by Aaron Watkins and published by . This book was released on 2011-12-13 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you sick of scooping kitty litter all the time? Wish you didn't have to spend so much on kitty litter?Love your cat but HATE the smell of kitty litter? This cat toilet training system will teach you step by step how to toilet train your cat (and yes, we are talking about a real human toilet!). If you think this is impossible, think again. No matter the rumours dog owners spread, your cat is VERY intelligent, and with the useful information you will find in this system, you will be able to train your cat to use the toilet in... 30 days!

Download or read book Cat Toilet Training written by The Nelson Family and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-08-16 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: $$$$$ STOP Cleaning the NASTY & DISGUSTING Litter Box... Start Saving OVER A THOUSAND DOLLARS in Cat Litter RIGHT NOW $$$$$ We recently toilet trained our little ball of fur, Princess Peanut, and now we can enjoy a litter-box free fresh-smelling home. In the process, we have saved plenty of money and we can avoid those unwanted arguments about who's turn it is to clean up after the cat. Know the best part about all of this? We completed the entire process in less than 3 months! Yes, that's right. Less than 3 months. We're so proud of our little Princess Peanut that we want to share our experience with you. So What Will YOU Learn?Cat Toilet Training can be broken down into 7 KEY STEPS and you're seconds away from discovering each of these seven easy steps right here in this book. We'll explain what each step entails and include detailed instructions along the way. You will need to prepare your resources with plenty of cat treats, flushable kitty litter, and a progressive training kit available at pet stores and on Amazon.com. Tired of the Cost of Cleaning Litter Boxes? After reading this book you will save THOUSANDS of dollars on litter & supplies... The stench of cat urine & poop will never be detected in your house or condo again!!! You can impress all your cat loving friends with how smart your kitty is... Toilet train your cat in less than 3 months... Start Saving Money & Stop Cleaning Litter Boxes RIGHT NOW!!! Testimonials:As an owner of cats throughout most of my life, I never really thought about the use of litter boxes until I moved from a house to my Condo recently. Because I've noticed the smell so much more, and the space is smaller, I began searching out an alternative. I bought this guide in the hopes that it could help remedy my dilemma. I'm so happy to say that so far, it is working just as stated. My cat is already on the second ring of the CitiKitty training seat and he's on his way to the next. This guide showed me exactly what I needed to do in order to get him there and I'm thankful for the relative ease of this transition. I really don't think I could have done this without the information received. I've had only two mistakes so far and they were both mine (gotta remember to leave the seat up). From full details on preparation and patience, all the way up to cat & human training in a simple seven step process, this book makes the process all too easy. The writing is succinct & devoid of fillers and the authors are an obvious authority on the subject. Lastly, the illustrations were perfect for letting me see the training works and what I should be expecting. If anyone else is looking for a way to toilet train their cat & don't know what to do, I can wholly attest that this is the perfect manual for illuminating & training you in the most efficient manner possible. - E. A Gray April 9th, 2015. STOP Cleaning, the NASTY & DISGUSTING litter box RIGHT NOW!!! Read This Book, and Save Thousands of Dollars in the Long Run!!!

Download or read book Uncle John s 4 ply Bathroom Reader written by and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 900 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book How to Toilet Train Your Cat The Education of Mango written by Eric Brotman and published by . This book was released on 2001-07 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book TOWARD ZERO WASTE CATS II written by Claude Bois and published by Claude Bois. This book was released on 2020-01-06 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you seen those videos showing cats using human toilets? Are you tempted to try those human toilet training kits for cats? Don't mess up with your cat: read this book first! People keep buying expensive litter products, but cat toilet training kits, also called cat toilet trainers or cat toilet training systems, have been widely available for a few years now…Why? Toilet training cats is possible. The toilet trained cats you see in videos are real, but for each one who succeeded, a lot failed. The sad truth is that many of those who failed became unclean. Do you wonder what are your real chances of succeeding in toilet training your cats? Imagine you are seeing videos of successful toilet-trained cats. Then, you read reviews about cat toilet training kits saying it works. If you try a cat toilet training system and fail, wouldn’t you feel bad about it? Wouldn’t you assume there is something you did wrong? Or worst; you might assume there is something wrong with your cat. Would you be likely to talk about cat toilet training kits and write a review? On the other hand, what will happen if you succeed? The cat toilet trainer method is so difficult, wouldn’t you feel entitled to be proud? Wouldn’t you gladly talk about the cat toilet training system everywhere and write a positive review? Then what does the average reviews rating really means? To succeed, you need knowledge of cats’ elimination behavior and learning abilities. With this book, you will get to know: • All about cats’ elimination behavior. • What cats need to like and adopt an elimination place. • Cats’ various ways of learning. • A unique method to guide your cat where you want. • How to prevent ending up with accidents or unclean cats. • How to fabricate a water litter and train your cat to use it (this is recommended when your toilet room is too busy or too noisy for human toilet training your cat). • A step-by-step new exclusive cat toilet training method. A word from the author Claude Bois: One evening while I was watching cat videos on YouTube, I wound up watching some about cats being toilet trained. What I saw made me worry that cat owners would try this without the necessary information to succeed, which would inevitably produce unclean cats. I then searched for books on the subject. What I found got me even more concerned. Knowing that uncleanliness is the main reason for cats being abandoned, I felt the urge to intervene. What bothers me is that the procedure they use in books and videos still has the same flaws as the one I first used, back in the eighties. Besides, cat toilet training kits are inconvenient and produce a new set of problems. What I present in TOWARD ZERO WASTE CATS II is a new improved method: • I discuss everything to consider to reduce the risk of problems. • I present specific strategies to prevent inappropriate elimination. • I explain my unique method to ensure that the cat recognizes the toilet as "the right place to go." • I describe my strategy to guide the cat to place himself properly on the seat. • I removed unnecessary, error-prone steps other methods have. • I reorder the steps so that when he moves to the real toilet, the cat knows how to pee and poo right into the bowl without making any accidents on the seat. • There is no cat toilet training kit to remove from the seat and reinstall to allow people to use the toilet. • No litter grain will ever fall into the toilet bowl. • My method allows for a much smoother progression in learning than any of the cat toilet training systems available. The temporary use of a water litter is an exclusive part of my toilet training method and contributes to its advantages over other methods. I explain how you can assemble a water litter at a low cost. I recommend the permanent use of water litter if your bathroom is a crowded or noisy place. The maintenance cost of a water litter is nearly zero, and cleaning is extremely simple. Like three other books in this collection (Understanding and Guiding Cats’ Elimination Behaviors, Toward Zero Waste Cats I, Litter Free), a large part of TOWARD ZERO WASTE CATS II is about cats' elimination behavior, needs, and learning capacity. There is also an important section on various techniques I have developed to properly guide cats when introducing changes in their litter habits. I consider this information so fundamental that I ask you not to buy this book unless you agree to read those sections before you start a transition toward a water litter and/or the human toilet. I hope you agree there is no point in trying to change your cat's litter habits if you are not willing, first and foremost, to comply with what your cat needs to be satisfied and stay clean. On the other hand, should you take the time to understand the rules, you'll realize how wide the possibilities are. You'll figure it's just a little about the elimination place itself (its look, size, material, ...) and a lot about respectful transition guidance while keeping the place safe and clean. Because cats are such smart fellows! Questions and answers: Q: With Claude Bois’s cat toilet training method, what do I need? A: You will need some cardboard (or any similar product), a litter box, a toilet seat, a cork stopper (or a similar product), and some strong tape. If you can drill holes, you will also need 2 screws, 2 flat o-rings, and a small piece of wood. If you can't drill holes, you can use some more strong tape instead. You will also need a set of three bowls (ceramic, glass, or plastic). Q: What if I only want to train my cat to use a water litter? A: You will need the same as above; note that you will need to drill two holes. Alternatively, you can use a plastic box with a cover; you will need to cut a large hole in the cover with a precision knife (Exacto). Another option, if you are handy, is to make a wooden box with a cover and hinges; you will need to paint or varnish it (with a low COV product). In all cases, you still need three bowls for the training. Q: My cat already has a litter box, do I need to buy a second litter box? A: No, you can simply modify the litter box your cat is currently using. Just make sure you have all that you need ready before you start; it should take you less than an hour to transform it. Also, if you change your mind, the litter box will still be usable as before (i.e. with traditional litter grains or pellets). In the book, I explain all the physical requirements and you get to understand why it is so. As a result, you will probably be able to find in your home, or in a second-hand store, all that you need. Q: What are my real chances of success? A: With only the method presented in videos and other books, or with one of the cat toilet training kits available, I estimate it around one out of five. If you follow my method, you will be able to determine if cat toilet training is appropriate in your situation or if you should go for water litter training only. Given you choose accordingly, I am confident that you have at least four chances out of five to succeed. But, most importantly, you will know how to avoid ending up with an unclean cat. ** To view videos and figure out which book of the collection is best for you, visit PetFriendsFreedom.com > pets > cats > cleanliness. To buy the numeric version, in PDF format, directly from the author website, visit www.petfriendsfreedom.com/produit/tzwc2