Download or read book Toe Jamm d written by Susan Berran and published by Susan Berran. This book was released on 2018-10-01 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Up for another hilariously gross adventure? Then read on... Sam and his best mate, Jared, are off on another Freaky adventure. Sam's been hard at work all summer trying to build up the world's largest, smelliest, grossest ball of toe jam from all of the cow poop, slug slime and sweat that's living between his toes. But when he uses Smelly Melly's toothbrush to try and dig out the huge dob of mouldy, smelly muck, well, let's just say ... it's not too happy about the move.
Download or read book Please Pass the Toe Jam written by Nancy Granata and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2012-08-09 with total page 55 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hop, skip and jump on in to jam-packed, fun-filled, foot-learning experience. From start to finish the playful story line and illustrations in this book will entertain, delight and educate at the same time. Please Pass the Toe Jam proves that learning about feet can be fun! Meet your toes and first hand some of their biggest concerns; tight shoes, stubs and more. Step inside for some jingle job laughs, learn important foot facts and enjoy a fun journey through a jam lesson. The underlying message is to take good care of your toes and feet protecting them from injury and keeping them healthy. Toes have a BIG JOB! Too often toes are overlooked for their amazing contribution to everyday movements. Find out if you are a good toe caretaker. Teaching with humor is often the most impressionable way to plant a seed in someones mind. This book is intended to be one of those seeds. We all depend on our feet to last a lifetime; the lifetime of our feet depends on us.
Download or read book Captain Marryat s Novels written by Frederick Marryat and published by . This book was released on 1897 with total page 406 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Dog Fiend written by Frederick Marryat and published by . This book was released on 1897 with total page 406 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book A Sailor s Garland written by John Masefield and published by . This book was released on 1908 with total page 398 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Suck d written by Susan Berran and published by Susan Berran. This book was released on 2018-10-01 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Up for another extremely funny, totally gross & weird adventure? Then read on... Yep, just when Sam didn't think things could get any worse, his best mate, Jared, becomes sooo sick he has to stay home from school for the entire week, leaving Sam on his own to face the suckiest week of his whole sucktacular life. With Toffee tugging at his nauseating nostril taffy, Abbey being crabby, Booga's gigantic butt bugle and the rest of the cow-cuddling, sheep-kissing kids. It might be Jared that's sick ... but by the end of this week it's Sam who's going to need the barf bucket.
Download or read book Chomp d written by Susan Berran and published by Susan Berran. This book was released on 2018-10-01 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's grosser, weirder, funnier and even smellier than before! Take another brilliantly twisted adventure with Sam, Jared and little Miss 'dung daks' smelly Melly poop pants as they head off on holidays ... to the most dangerous place on the planet. But is it really a holiday ... or a final resting place to get rid of annoying kids? With the poisonous puke plants, ferocious farting animals, tree swinging hippies and Smelly Melly's deadliest fungus growing, chunky chuck-up nappies yet! This time, adventure is snapping at their heels ... and they just might not be able to keep their stomach contents down.
Download or read book Lick d written by Susan Berran and published by Susan Berran. This book was released on 2018-10-01 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Another extremely gross Agnath adventure ... you just have to read about this! Sam and Jared's lives are in chaos once again. Why would the cute, cuddly, spoilt pets that get to lay around all day and have their food slopped out right in front of them purposely want to get their masters into trouble? Were they evil, stupid ... were they even from this world? "Oooh Crap!! Fluff Butt just pooped right in the middle of the lounge room rug! ... a week's worth of Chunky Beef Tongue with Vegetables, Chicken Liver in Noodles, Lambs Brain in Gravy ... all mooshed together, dissolving and rotting in the gastric juices of the dog's stomach. All deposited at once in a huge greeny browny yellowish dump!" …
Download or read book The Dog Fiend Or Snarleyyow Author s Copyright Edition written by Frederick Marryat and published by . This book was released on 1870 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Snot Rocket written by Susan Berran and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-04-23 with total page 69 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fun, snot-filled action-packed, seriously gross book by the author of the '''Freaky''' series So you want to know why boogers are reeeally green? And if you can put all of that awesomely gross sweat, slime, and garbage that you’ve saved-up between your toes for six months—you know toe jam—on toast for breakfast? The first book in the series, Snot Rocket includes five snot-filled short stories that will entertain kids to no end with that repulsive gross-out humor that they just can’t seem to resist! The Yucky, Disgustingly Gross, Icky Short Stories series is designed for fast laughs to kick-start even the toughest non-readers. Targeted to ages 7 to 11, these gross, absolutely hilarious tales will leave kids grimacing for more. There's definitely more than enough snot & vomit in this sordid series.
Download or read book Sixteen Chickens on a Trampoline written by Faye Lippitt and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2024-03-28 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Faye Lippitt is a journalist who found her inspiration in the happy chaos that enveloped their home as she and her husband raised their six children. The six arrived in eight years, sometimes arriving two by two, which made for interesting times. This book is a series of snapshots of the family at their home in the foothills of the Canadian Rockies. It is also about choices. As Faye puts it, when chaos rains, your response is your choice. Laugh? Cringe? Cry? Laughter feels a whole lot better. It’s the author’s hope that busy parents will steal five minutes of the day to read one of the stories, and another five to write their own in the back pages of the book. For time flies, and memories fade and the things our children do and say are crazy enough and precious enough to keep forever. Faye, and her husband Greg, now live in the Caribbean and are blessed with enough grandchildren to keep the laughter coming.
Download or read book I Heard There d Be Cake written by Angela Nicole and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-04-20 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to Dalia: Population 4769. Nikki Alexander has no idea how she got to the island, or even what her real name is. All she knows is that she woke up in a strange house and quickly became hunted by someone trying to kill her. Frantic and alone, Nikki quickly bonds with her new cohorts as she tries to unravel the mysteries of who she is and how she wound up in the situation. As danger arises, Nikki must rely on the aid of a male go-go dancer, two bumbling chefs, a marijuana-smoking surgeon, bickering telemarketers, and a mysterious Luciferian in order to escape her intended fate. As the local hospital begins to fill with victims, Nikki becomes aware that the darkness is centered around her, and she is faced with the decision of either watching her new companions fall victim to a band of assassins or facing evil alone. Will Nikki be able to uncover the mysteries of her past, or will life on Dalia become just another lost memory?
Download or read book Dillirgaf written by B. Keith Jones and published by . This book was released on 1999-09 with total page 423 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Gratitude for Shoes written by Cleo Hicks Williams and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2005-05 with total page 636 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An important goal in writing Gratitude For Shoes is to dispel the myth that mountain people are stupid, lazy, feuding "hillbillies," and portray them as the highly intelligent, resourceful and hard-working people they truly are. Survival was never easy for the early settlers in the Great Smoky Mountains. People "made do" with what they had and what they could glean from a rocky garden and hillside corn patch, and from picking wild berries and grapes, canning, preserving and drying food. Sometimes, in order for his family to survive, a man had to resort to making illegal corn liquor. This is a story about growing up in a family of ten children in the immediate post-depression era, living high in the mountains on a steep winding dirt road, eight miles from the nearest town. Much effort has been made to use authentic mountain speech, along with giving details about activities of daily living, including housing, clothing, food, school, work, play, attitudes and customs of the time. A good education was considered an impossible dream, especially for a girl, but Gratitude For Shoes tells how one little barefooted mountain girl overcame almost insurmountable obstacles in order to achieve that goal.
Download or read book Booga Blast written by Susan Berran and published by Enslow Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2021-09-01 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why are boogers green? And can you put toe jam on toast for breakfast? This fun, action-packed seriously gross book of short stories is sure to disgust adults and delight young readers! This book about boogers and other “gross” body oddities tells wildly humorous stories through descriptive, accessible language and wacky images. Full of fun facts and silly situations, this book on boogers is sure to be a blast!
Download or read book Idiots Fist Fighting written by James M. Spears and published by James M. SPears. This book was released on 2015-10-30 with total page 79 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You've never dreamed of people acting this idiotic non-stop for days on end as their friends cheered them on time-and-time-again.
Download or read book I Didn t Fly Over I Landed in It written by Wally Edmond and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2002-12-15 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unfortunately, Life in the Rubber Room is never to become second nature for Richard Ulysses Lion. His true fortunate nature, however, is that of being overly cocky, mischievous, and fun loving at heart. He weaves a wildly variable tale through the erratically woven pages of his personal journal. A journal that is chock-full of crazy adventures, and randomly filled with many unusual and off the wall incidents. It is his Uncle Cletus who refers him to the State Mental Institution a.k.a. The Howard Hughes Hotel and who leaves him with these words "It's a crazy world in there, Richard. Even though them folks in that place might know how to play crazy eights, believe me, none of them are playing with a full deck of cards." Richard not only plays his cards right as he confronts the many hardships that come along with institutional life, he will also come to know, respect, and have a genuine concern for the folks who are living there. But as fate would have it Richard himself is dealt a bad hand through the onslaught of his many seizures to come. Richard's biological time clock is slowly ticking away. His story is not meant to be one of ridicule, belittlement, or making fun. Richard's story is meant only to capture and release the humorous side of human nature itself.
