Download or read book The World s Greatest Email Joke Book written by Willis and published by John Blake. This book was released on 2005 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a great gag gets onto the net, it is a matter of minutes before it pops up in every inbox in the land, and not long before entire offices are falling about with laughter. We all love these gems of humor, and they're always a welcome break from a hard day's work. But then we send them on and they're gone forever. This superb collection takes the best of the best e-jokes from the last few years and presents them in a format you will come back to time and time again. The jokes in this book are all pure genius, all from the Internet—we just couldn't leave them there!
Download or read book Jotd the World s Greatest Computer Joke Book written by Hershel Remer and published by Rabbs.Com. This book was released on 2004-09 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The greatest computer joke book ever! Written by a professional comedian/computer network administrator/rabbi, JOTD boldly makes fun of the world of computer technology, corporate America, and everything else. With a slant towards UNIX and Solaris, it gives great detail to operating systems to satisfy the most astute nerds, but offers enough broad range to reach anyone in the office world. JOTD is outrageously funny where humor doesn't even seem possible to show itself - deep inside the world of Geekdom. And, JOTD isn't just a compilation of wimpy one-liners, but is a collection of full-length caustic satires, zany scripts, and mature material. And, best of all, JOTD is low in fat and cholesterol.
Download or read book The World s Greatest Email written by Sue Shifrin-Cassidy and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2007-07-30 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Herein lie the funniest, most inspiring, thought provoking, life-saving communications of our times. The World's Greatest Email is a collection of cyberspace gems that will entertain and enlighten everyone who reads them. Is there really a town called F#@*ing, Austria? What exactly are the physics of hell? Wnat to know how to tell if someone is having a stroke? Can your cell phone unlock your car? Find out the answers to these questions and more in The World's Greatest Email.
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Download or read book World s Greatest Dad Jokes Vol 2 written by Abigail F. Brown and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. Be the stand-up comedian of the century with 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. This compact compendium of cheesy jokes is the perfect size for carrying with you for all your split-second bad joke needs. Never get stuck telling the same corny joke twice with this easy-to-use reference book to all things funny and punny. Whether you’re shopping for world’s Greatest Dads or a Faux Pa joker, World’s Greatest Dad Jokes Volume 2 is perfect for anyone who appreciates a well-placed pun.
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
Download or read book A World Without Email written by Cal Newport and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2021-03-02 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times bestseller! From New York Times bestselling author Cal Newport comes a bold vision for liberating workers from the tyranny of the inbox--and unleashing a new era of productivity. Modern knowledge workers communicate constantly. Their days are defined by a relentless barrage of incoming messages and back-and-forth digital conversations--a state of constant, anxious chatter in which nobody can disconnect, and so nobody has the cognitive bandwidth to perform substantive work. There was a time when tools like email felt cutting edge, but a thorough review of current evidence reveals that the "hyperactive hive mind" workflow they helped create has become a productivity disaster, reducing profitability and perhaps even slowing overall economic growth. Equally worrisome, it makes us miserable. Humans are simply not wired for constant digital communication. We have become so used to an inbox-driven workday that it's hard to imagine alternatives. But they do exist. Drawing on years of investigative reporting, author and computer science professor Cal Newport makes the case that our current approach to work is broken, then lays out a series of principles and concrete instructions for fixing it. In A World without Email, he argues for a workplace in which clear processes--not haphazard messaging--define how tasks are identified, assigned and reviewed. Each person works on fewer things (but does them better), and aggressive investment in support reduces the ever-increasing burden of administrative tasks. Above all else, important communication is streamlined, and inboxes and chat channels are no longer central to how work unfolds. The knowledge sector's evolution beyond the hyperactive hive mind is inevitable. The question is not whether a world without email is coming (it is), but whether you'll be ahead of this trend. If you're a CEO seeking a competitive edge, an entrepreneur convinced your productivity could be higher, or an employee exhausted by your inbox, A World Without Email will convince you that the time has come for bold changes, and will walk you through exactly how to make them happen.
Download or read book Worlds Funniest Emails con written by Hodder Moa and published by Hodder Moa. This book was released on 2011-10-25 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Worlds.Funniest.Emails.con. A collection of humorous jokes and anecdotes.
Download or read book The World s Greatest E Jokes written by Donna Rehman and published by . This book was released on 2006-11-22 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of forwarded e-mail jokes, organized for parties, seminars, speeches, toasts or just when you need a good laugh. Broken up into 7 chapters: lawyers and the courtroom, bar humor, St. Peter and the Pearly Gates, regional, holidays, kids, general humor.
Download or read book The World s Greatest Dad Jokes The Complete Collection The Heirloom Edition written by Editors of Cider Mill Press, and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2024-06-11 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! Because the world needs more dad jokes. Hundreds more. What are dad jokes? Short, family-friendly one-liners that often produce more eye rolls and groans from their audience than audible laughs. Anyone can tell dad jokes, but they are best told by dads. The World’s Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection is here, and inside you'll find: More puns, quips, and corny one-liners that are sure to get eyes rolling Hundreds of dad jokes that will make you groan—then make you smile. This book is jam-packed with clever quips and unbearable wisecracks that are so bad, they’re good. Now the dad joke aficionado in your life will never run out of puns, no matter how much you might want them to. The perfect gift for the dad who thinks he’s heard them all, this book is sure to add even more jokes to his repertoire, for better or worse. These jokes are so funny you won't even see them coming!
Download or read book The Email Joke Book Vol 2 written by Graham Taylor and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-01-27 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After the pleasing reception of the first book in the series The "Email Joke Book" we decided that the next volumn needed a catchy title and after minuets of thought we came up with "The Email Joke book vol 2"The book is a collection of 50 Email jokes that are of an adult nature, and are designed to offend the dogooding minority.This book contains No Lipstick! A Dog Named Dick Forgotten Item How the Internet Started (according to the Bible)... Nike Green Shoes at The Masters THEOLOGICAL QUESTION The 'Wrongest Ever' Party Costumes A Cannibal's Dilemma! How To Push A Ford Truck Without Slipping Dog for Sale A Tip From An Aging Man... A Dangerous Game Building Permit... Proud to be Australian Irish Mating Call THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY! Tax Return How you Doing Spiders PROOF THAT THE WORLD HAS GONE OFFICIALLY BONKERS! Sent to me by Mistake Our Schnauzer... Cows BRAZILIAN OCTOPUS (RARE SIGHTING) Replacing Jamie Oliver? - The British Cooking legend... Men's Restroom Mural New Traffic Regulations Rabbits If my body was a car New Government Logo HEALTH MESSAGE Make You Job Interesting Golf Balls The Candy With The Little Hole And then it Hit me The Trucker and the Emu
Download or read book The World s Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2013-03-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”
Download or read book World s Funniest and Greatest E mails written by and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Funniest Grossest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one. It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!
Download or read book The World s Funniest and Greatest E written by Will Stark and published by . This book was released on 2010-07 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stark and Milligan have put together the best of the hilarious, touching, moving, and just about everything else you can imagine e-mails collected over the last seven years.
Download or read book Email Joke Book written by Huw Jarsz and published by . This book was released on 2009-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How often do you get sent a crap joke via email? Thought so--the average is between two and thirty per day! How often do you get sent a decent joke via email? Exactly! The usual reaction to an email that bears the heading "A Selection of Funnies" or "Great One For You" is to hit the delete key as fast as possible because you know that the text of the email will probably be about as funny as a slap in the face. However, every now and then comes a gem. Luckily for you, Carlton Books have spent years collecting, selecting, and collating the very best of those jokes so you don't have to waste your time. The Email Joke Book is crammed full of the funniest stuff that the Internet has to offer.
Download or read book DC Super Friends Joke Book DC Super Friends written by George Carmona III and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-09-05 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A DC Super FriendsTM joke book! Who says the DC Super FriendsTM aren’t funny? What are Batman and Robin’s favorite part of a joke? The punch line! Girls and boys ages 3 to 7 are sure to love this laugh-out-loud joke book, which features an eye-popping special-effect cover and over 100 side-splitting jokes! Laugh along with BatmanTM, SupermanTM, Wonder WomanTM, and all their heroic and hilarious friends! DC Super FriendsTM is a unique brand that gives preschoolers their very own versions of the world’s greatest superheroes from DC Comics: SupermanTM, BatmanTM and Robin, Wonder WomanTM, AquamanTM, The FlashTM, CyborgTM, HawkmanTM, and Green LanternTM.
