Download or read book The World s Funniest Football Jokes written by Jim Chumley and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2017-10-12 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Football is obviously very serious business – like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' – but it’s a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.
Download or read book The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever written by Carl McInerney and published by Andersen Press. This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!
Download or read book Football Jokes written by Macmillan Adult's Books and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2014-06-05 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around! With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up.
Download or read book The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever written by Joe King and published by Andersen Press Limited. This book was released on 2024-05-02 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!
Download or read book The World s Best Football Jokes written by Edward Phillips and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-06-30 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sick as a parrot becasue the big match has been cancelled or the TV’s broken down? Then this brilliant collection of the very best football jokes ever will soon have you over the moon – and rolling in the aisles.
Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Football Jokes written by Sadie Gardner and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-13 with total page 101 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious football jokes, laugh out loud quotes and mind blowing facts, a must buy for young football fanatics of any age! This joke book includes: Funny football puns Club jokes Player jokes World Cup jokes Football knock, knock jokes Hilarious football quotes from players, former players and pundits Mind blowing and weird football facts! This makes the perfect gift for that football-mad kid in your life! This makes the perfect gift for a: Birthday present Christmas present Stocking filler Long road trips Travelling entertainment And any other reason to keep a football fanatic entertained for hours! Get it now and have a 'ball'!
Download or read book World s Greatest Dad Jokes Vol 2 written by Abigail F. Brown and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. Be the stand-up comedian of the century with 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. This compact compendium of cheesy jokes is the perfect size for carrying with you for all your split-second bad joke needs. Never get stuck telling the same corny joke twice with this easy-to-use reference book to all things funny and punny. Whether you’re shopping for world’s Greatest Dads or a Faux Pa joker, World’s Greatest Dad Jokes Volume 2 is perfect for anyone who appreciates a well-placed pun.
Download or read book Sports Illustrated Kids Football Jokes written by B. A. Hoena and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2017-08-01 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At the head of title: Sports illustrated kids.
Download or read book Football Jokes and Riddles written by Matt Christopher and published by . This book was released on 1997 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of anecdotes, jokes, and riddles about the game of football.
Download or read book The World s Best Football Jokes written by Edward Phillips and published by Angus & Robertson. This book was released on 1991-01-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Wake Forest Football Dirty Joke Book written by Rich Sims and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-03-11 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny joke book about Wake Forest. It is filled with dirty jokes about your favorite Wake Forest fan you love to hate. It makes a great gift or a book to share with friends. You will be telling these jokes over and over again to your laughing friends.
Download or read book Fantastically Funny Football Joke Book written by Dave Bromage and published by Puffin Books. This book was released on 2006 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you hear that Ashley Cole and Cheryl Tweedy are releasing a song together?They're calling themselves Goals Allowed.A fab and funny joke book full of footballing jokes, anecdotes, cartoons and other crazy stuff to get you giggling!
Download or read book Football Joke Book written by Clive Gifford and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have a laugh this World Cup with this fantastically funny collection of football jokes. With jokes galore, puns, one liners, visual gags and play on words, this book will have your friends, family and even pets laughing!
Download or read book 101 Football Jokes written by Kj Smith and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-04-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gear up for a game-winning drive of humor with 101 Football Jokes, the ultimate playbook of laugh-out-loud jokes, puns, and one-liners dedicated to the world of American Football. Whether you're a die-hard fan, a casual observer, or a player yourself, this collection captures the spirit and excitement of gridiron action, making it the perfect read for anyone who loves the sport. From the end zone to the locker room, 101 Football Jokes covers every inch of the field with wit and humor. It's a fantastic way to keep the team spirit alive, lighten up practice sessions, or simply share a chuckle with friends and family over the nuances that make football such a beloved part of American culture. Inside, you'll encounter jokes that will have you rushing to share them with your teammates, such as: - Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback! - What do you call an American football player who doesn't wear shoes? A sock-er player! 101 Football Jokes isn't just a collection of quips; it's a touchdown celebration of the fun and fellowship that football brings into our lives. It makes an excellent gift for coaches, players, or any football fan, offering a light-hearted way to enjoy the game off the field. So, huddle up and get ready to add some extra points of laughter to your day with this hilarious homage to American Football.
Download or read book All Star Football Jokes written by Margaret Ann McRae and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-04-13 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knock knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah any good football jokes? We do! In fact, we found the funniest collection of football jokes around. Check out our collection of clean kids football jokes. If it's game day, then put a Post-it on the bathroom mirror with a funny football joke. It's simple little things like this that make kids happy. If you enjoyed those be sure to check out our other collections of fun sports humor! About the Author: Margaret Ann McRae is an author, equality advocate, mother of two children, and one boxer. She writes children's books to spark children's imagination, encourage literacy, and to help with social equality and emotional skills. Margaret has a degree in early childhood education and was a teacher before becoming an author.
Download or read book Matt Christopher s Football Jokes and Riddles written by Matt Christopher and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2009-12-19 with total page 69 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Football bloopers, puzzlers, fun facts, and wacky stories -- Matt Christopher, the number-one sports writer for kids, scores a touchdown with this zany collection for fans of pigskin-tossing, gridiron-hitting action! Packed with laugh-out-loud illustrations, this book will make even the toughest linebacker smile.
Download or read book Football s Funniest Jokes written by Jim Chumley and published by . This book was released on 2021-08-12 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the goalkeeper have so much money? He was a careful saver. It's a funny old game, and here's a joke book to prove it! Packed with witty wisecracks, one-liners and gags, it's guaranteed to raise a laugh - even if your team is losing on penalties.
