Download or read book Pug Jokes written by Momo Pug and published by . This book was released on 2016-06-03 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do Pugs hate the rain? They're afraid of stepping in a poodle! What do Pugs call empty jars of cheese whiz? Cheese WAS! Pug Jokes is a hilarious collection of over 30 jokes and more than 80 beautifully illustrated color pages, for and about pugs! Readers will have a blast with this collection of clean jokes, one liners, fart humor, and puns that you'll just have to share with friends and family. It's the perfect gift for pug lovers, dog enthusiasts, and anyone up for canine humor at its very best. Your search for the best book of pug jokes is over! This book is guaranteed to have you, and your pug rolling on the floor begging for more. So TREAT yourself to this side-splitting experience! Here's why Pug Jokes is the best kind of joke book: * Funny Jokes about pugs * Excellent for any pug lover * Cute and colorful illustrations * Hours of fun and entertainment * Perfect for long trips, during half time or while waiting for the pizza delivery guy!

Download or read book The Amazing Joke Book written by Joel (Writer) Jessup and published by . This book was released on 2019-04 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book A Dog Walks Into a Bar written by Joanne O'Sullivan and published by Sterling Publishing Company. This book was released on 2007 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Howl with laughter at dozens of the very best dog jokes ever collected--and made even funnier by the comic color illustrations that enliven every spread. Eleven hilarious sections capture every facet of canine humor: A Dog Walks into a Bar, Wonderdogs & Underdogs, Good Breeding, Dogs Gone Postal, Doggy Haiku; Man’s Best Friend, Cat’s Worst Enemy; Shaggy Dog Stories, Fetching Follies, Doggie Limericks, Puppy Love, and Kibbles & Bits.With its unbeatable subject matter, attractive package, and great price, it makes a terrific gift for all of Fido’s fans.

Download or read book Jokes and More About Dogs written by Maria Nelson and published by Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP. This book was released on 2014-07-15 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every dog owner knows how silly his or her pup can be. Dogs' behavior can be strange—such as barking at the vacuum cleaner—and downright sneaky, like stealing peanut butter sandwiches off the table. Readers will enjoy learning about man’s best friend, while they giggle through playful puns, ridiculous riddles, and wonderful word play. Colorful, cute illustrations and photographs complement facts about dogs—and many happen to be doggone funny!

Download or read book Ultimate Pet Lovers Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by Bantam. This book was released on 1990 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book My Dog Is the Best written by Laurie Ann Thompson and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR). This book was released on 2015-06-09 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you get when you combine one energetic, enthusiastic little boy with his sleepy but tolerant dog? Unconditional love. Using simple words and spare illustrations, My Dog Is the Best celebrates the special bond that exists between a young child and a beloved family pet. It's the heartwarming story of two best friends. . . told by a boy with a very active imagination.

Download or read book The Ultimate French Bulldog Joke Book written by Frannie D. Frenchie and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-11 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do French Bulldogs hate the rain? They're afraid of stepping in a poodle! Why do Frenchies run in circles? 'Cause it's too hard to run in squares! The Ultimate French Bulldog Joke Book is a super funny collection of Frenchie jokes just for kids. The jokes are accompanied by beautifully illustrated color artwork. This is the perfect novelty gift for any French Bulldog lover! Want an unusual or weird gift for that special Frenchie lover? Did you just get a Frenchie Puppy and want to reward their training with some amazing Frenchie jokes? This is the book for you! The only book FOR and ABOUT French bulldogs! "Funniest book about Frenchies! EVER!" - Peter M. "Best Frenchie Gift!" - Jane D. Readers will have a blast with this Frenchie book filled with clean jokes, one liners, fart humor, and puns that you'll just have to share with friends, kids, and family. It's the perfect funny present for French Bulldog lovers, Frenchie Puppy enthusiasts, and anyone up for dog humor at its very best. Your search for the best Frenchie joke book is over! This Ultimate French Bulldog joke book is guaranteed to have you, and your puppy rolling on the floor begging for more! So TREAT yourself to this side-splitting experience or give this funny gift of Frenchies to others! Here's why The Frenchie Joke Book is the best kind of joke book: * Funny Jokes about French Bulldogs * Excellent unusual gift for any Frenchie lover * Cute and colorful illustrations * Hours of fun and entertainment * Perfect for long trips, during half time or while waiting for the pizza delivery guy!

Download or read book A Dog s Guide to Humans written by Karen Davison and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-11-07 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wondered how dogs see us?A Dog's Guide to Humans - Written by dogs, for dogs.A lighthearted look at the human species from a dog's point of view. Bob the West Highland Terrier shares some tips and tricks on getting the best out of human beings, attempts to fathom some of their strange behaviour and imparts some of his wisdom on training and manipulation techniques. WARNING - the author takes no responsibility for any improvement in your dog's people training skills.A must have book for all canines!Is your dog a Master Human Trainer? Take the quiz at the end of the book to find out! See a book trailer for A Dog's Guide to Humans on Karen Davison's author page on Amazon or on Youtube http://youtu.be/i-NDx1QOE28

Download or read book Zoolarious Animal Jokes for Kids written by Rob Elliott and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2012-05 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a collection of animal jokes for young readers, including one liners, knock knock jokes, and tongue twisters.

Download or read book War and Peas written by Elizabeth Pich and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2020-03-03 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Hilarious, morbid, and sometimes oddly touching, War and Peas is among the best of the best in modern comics. You'll be laughing out loud." — Sarah Andersen, creator of Sarah's Scribbles "One of the most exciting and funniest webcomics in the world," — Bored Panda From the creators of the hugely popular Instagram comic War and Peas, this offbeat four-panel comic features a dark, fairy-tale aesthetic and a twist ending each time. War and Peas: Funny Comics for Dirty Lovers combine twisted humor with a beloved cast of characters including the grim reaper (seen here as an unintentionally lethal man of leisure), a robot in hopelessly in love with his scientist creator, and a promiscuous yet self-assured witch. Unlike most webcomic collections, this one tells a story using dozens of never-before-seen comics to chronicle the lives of several different characters and their follies during life, death, and their glorious reunions in the afterlife (and the after-afterlife).

Download or read book Dogs Don t Tell Jokes written by Louis Sachar and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2013-07-26 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast?' 'Because dead ones squeal when you stick the fork in.' Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It is the rest of the kids in the class who think he is a fool. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practising his routine non-stop to get it just right. Gary's sure that this will be his big break - he'll make everyone laugh and will win the $100 prize money. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.

Download or read book The Best Joke Book Ever written by Wayne Brindle and published by Bookbaby. This book was released on 2019-12-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever wanted to be the life of the party but were unsure of where to start, this book will point you in the right direction! Contained within these pages are hundreds of the most hilarious jokes you'll ever read. From one-liners to enthralling sagas, this collection is genuinely The Best Joke Book Ever, and will entertain adults and children of all ages.This carefully curated collection includes new jokes, classic jokes, animals and blondes, married couples and lovers, doctors and patients, church-goers, students, lawyers, crooks and more!

Download or read book Good Dog written by Editors of Garden and Gun and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2014-10-21 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inspired by Garden & Gun magazine’s popular “Good Dog” column, a rich collection of true stories celebrating the unique relationship between humans and their canine companions, penned by some of today’s top writers, including Jon Meacham, Roy Blount, Jr, Dominique Browning, and P.J. O’Rourke. When Garden & Gun magazine debuted a column aptly named “Good Dog,” it quickly became one of the publication’s most popular features in print. Now, Editor-in-Chief David DiBennedetto (proud owner of a Boykin spaniel) and the editors of G&G have gathered the most memorable stories, as well as original pieces, in this collection of essays written by some of most notable dog owners in literature and journalism. Good Dog offers memorable, beautifully written stories of dog ownership, companionship, friendship, and kinship. From the troublemakers who can’t be fenced in to the lifelong companions who won’t leave our sides, this poignant anthology showcases man’s best friend through all of his most endearing—and sometimes maddening—attributes. By turns inspirational and humorous (just like the dogs we love), Good Dog is a must-have collection for dog lovers everywhere.

Download or read book Wet Dog written by Elise Broach and published by Puffin Books. This book was released on 2007-06-14 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On a hot, hot day, a good old dog just has to get some relief! Around the steamy country lanes, he sniffs and searches until he finds a chauffeur washing a shiny car, a baker scrubbing some sticky pans, and a florist spraying a pink bouquet. They're all getting ready for a country wedding, and this overheated pup just wants to plunge into the fun—and water! but will the wedding party in their fancy finery welcome this gotta-be-cool pooch? Zany characters, zingy lines, and high-spirited scenes abound in this witty and affectionate story by author Elise Broach and New York Times Best Illustrated Book Award winner David Catrow.

Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes written by Gordon Hideaki Nagai and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-10 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”

Download or read book Bad Dog written by Mike Boldt and published by Doubleday Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-11-05 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The differences between cats and dogs have never been funnier! In this hilarious story from the illustrator of I Don't Want to Be a Frog, a little girl really, really wants a dog . . . but gets a cat instead! "Look what I got for my birthday! A pet dog!" says a little girl holding a . . . cat? Rocky doesn't listen or obey like all the other dogs. (Because Rocky is a cat.) And Rocky hates her leash and doesn't seem to like other dogs. (Probably because Rocky is a cat.) And rather than play fetch, Rocky prefers to . . . lick between her toes? Ew. Rocky is a bad "dog"! BUT Rocky doesn't bark, and is so cute when she sleeps in sunny spots. Maybe Rocky IS a good dog? (Or, you know, maybe Rocky is a cat.) Cat lovers and dog lovers alike will howl with laughter at this little girl's willful insistence that her cat is a dog. The hilarious ways in which cats and dogs are different are brilliantly illuminated with each turn of the page and will leave young readers and their grown-ups giggling. ★ Winner: Missouri Building Block Picture Book Award, 2021 ★ Winner: North Carolina Children's Book Award, 2022 ★ Winner: Wyoming Library Association Buckaroo Award, 2021-22 ★ Winner: Ontario Library Association Forest of Reading Blue Spruce Award, 2021 ★ Winner: Sakura Medal, Japan, 2022 ★ Nominee: Indiana Early Literacy Firefly Award, 2022

Download or read book Labrador Retriever Joke Book written by Labby D. Lab and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-15 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do Black Labs hate the rain? They're afraid of stepping in a poodle! Why do Labs run in circles? 'Cause it's too hard to run in squares! The Labrador Retriever Joke Book is a super funny collection of Black Lab jokes accompanied by beautifully illustrated color artwork. This is the perfect novelty gift for any Lab lover! Want an unusual or weird gift for that special labrador? This is the book for you! The only book FOR and ABOUT Lab dogs! "Funniest book about dogs! EVER!" - Stephanie M. "Best lab gift! My mom is obsessed with labs and totally loves it!" - Jim D. Readers will have a blast with this Labrador Retriever book filled with clean jokes, one liners, fart humor, and puns that you'll just have to share with friends and family. It's the perfect funny present for Lab lovers, dog enthusiasts, and anyone up for canine humor at its very best. Your search for the best labrador retriever book of jokes is over! This lab joke book is guaranteed to have you, and your dog rolling on the floor begging for more! So TREAT yourself to this side-splitting experience or give the gift of labradores to others! Here's why The Labrador Retriever Joke Book is the best kind of joke book: * Funny Jokes about Labs * Excellent unusual gift for any Lab lover * Cute and colorful illustrations * Hours of fun and entertainment * Perfect for long trips, during half time or while waiting for the pizza delivery guy!