Download or read book The Ultimate BIG Book of Bidenisms written by James Nollet and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-16 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let's have some FUN. Joe Biden is a "gaffe machine." He himself has admitted it. So this book takes Biden at his own word and examines the literally HUNDREDS of gaffes, misstatements, lies, stutters, and other verbal tics he has perpetrated upon himself and upon the whole world. In a word, his "Bidenisms." If you don't mind -- if you like poking fun at a public figure's expense -- then THIS IS THE BOOK FOR YOU. I mean, who CAN'T fall in love with such DUMB remarks as "Hi! I'm Joe Biden's husband! I'm Joe Biden!"Or, "If I'm your President, I'm gonna fight like hell to see your strength goes. I promise."Or, "The same stable Jesus -- (the real Jesus Christ of Nazareth) -- said that the biggest problem we had in the, in the Revolutionary War, is we didn't have enough airports!"Or what REAL man wouldn't like to reduce the cost of medical "prescription JUGS"?Or who doesn't want to restore long-overdue benefits to the veterans of "Wool War II"? Or the time in April 2020 when Biden said to to Chris Cuomo, "And, uh, but, uh, look, it's, uh, it's been done, we're gonna get the election results in about a or or what, another week or so after this, I forget the date, the 13th, and, uh, I-I think that, uh, uh, you know, I if if, if there's an election, if there was an election, if people, depending how many show up, I think I'll have done well, but who knows?"While having fun, this book also has the more sober purpose of demonstrating Biden's lack of character and now especially, his diminishing mental capacity and unfitness to be President.This book is lavishly illustrated with over 60 pictures, some of them captioned for extra fun. And it is all in living color. And many of the Bidenisms are referenced, either from periodicals or from video Internet clips.

Download or read book The Book of Joe written by Jeff Wilser and published by Crown. This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate guide to President Joe Biden, filled with all the fun, all the inspiration, and none of the malarkey. The aviators. The Amtrak. The bromance with Barack Obama. Few politicians are as iconic, or as beloved, as Joe Biden. Now, in The Book of Joe, Biden fans and political junkies alike have the ultimate look at America’s 46th president. Covering the key chapters in Biden’s life and career—and filled with classic Biden-isms, including “That’s a bunch of malarkey” and “I may be Irish, but I’m not stupid”—this entertaining blend of biography, advice, and muscle cars explores the moments that forged Joe Biden, and what they can teach us today. But along with this “Wisdom of Joe,” the book also reveals the inspirational story of a man whose life has been shaped by his father’s advice: Get back up. Time after time, Biden has bounced back from both personal heartbreaks and professional disappointments, and just like Joe, sometimes we all have to dust ourselves off and fight back. Packed with lessons we need now more than ever, The Book of Joe is both a celebration of a revered political figure and a testament to the power of a life filled with integrity, perseverance, and plenty of ice cream.

Download or read book Joey written by Jill Biden and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-06-30 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “(Jill) Biden’s anecdotal portrait of her spouse’s early years spotlights his competitiveness and risk-taking…his role as a peacemaker, devoted brother, and defender of bullied peers…and reveals how…high school, when he became a star athlete and class president, paved the way for leadership roles in college and beyond.” —Publishers Weekly “Young readers are likely to find inspiration and aspiration in young Joey as a relatable, athletic, and tenacious kid who grew into a civic leader.” —School Library Journal Joey is the first ever picture book about the young life of Joe Biden, the 47th Vice President of the United States, and includes never before told family stories about the president-elect and former vice president’s childhood—written by Jill Biden, his spouse. Joe Biden grew up in Scranton, Pennsylvania, the oldest of four children. His parents always encouraged him and his siblings to be independent and strong. The family moved to Wilmington, Delaware, where at twenty-nine, Biden was elected one the youngest United States Senators ever elected. This is his story.

Download or read book Let s Get Ready to Mumblllle written by and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-28 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate the most popular US president that has ever graced the halls of the White House with this funny Joe Biden activity book. Filled with the deep wisdom that pours from Biden's mouth, this clean humor, adult activity book will test your knowledge of Bidenisms, unintelligible babble, and nonsensical Biden quotes.This hilarious book will give you hours of fun and laughs with 50 activity pages. Activities include a quotes section, coloring pages, crosswords, word searches, mazes, word scrambles, missing words, and Biden Bingo.This would make a great gift for any Republican, Independent, or Libertarian!

Download or read book Things Joe Biden s Father Told Him written by John Guinness and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2021-03-23 with total page 39 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As President Biden so often tells us: “My dad had a saying…” Prudent life lessons—and some downright weird advice—from one Biden to another. Joseph R. Biden Sr. never held political office, but that didn’t stop him from imparting a lifetime’s worth of guidance to his son and our 46th president. Featuring such classic Bidenisms as “I may be Irish, but I’m not stupid,” “Don’t compare me to the Almighty, compare me to the alternative,” and the ever-famous “That’s a bunch of malarkey,” THINGS JOE BIDEN’S FATHER TOLD HIM is a curious catechism of Biden family wisdom.

Download or read book Hope Never Dies written by Andrew Shaffer and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2018-07-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times Best Seller "[Hope Never Dies is] an escapist fantasy that will likely appeal to liberals pining for the previous administration, longing for the Obama-Biden team to emerge from political retirement as action heroes."—Alexandra Alter, New York Times Vice President Joe Biden and President Barack Obama team up in this high-stakes thriller that combines a mystery worthy of Watson and Holmes with the laugh-out-loud bromantic chemistry of Lethal Weapon’s Murtaugh and Riggs. Vice President Joe Biden is fresh out of the Obama White House and feeling adrift when his favorite railroad conductor dies in a suspicious accident, leaving behind an ailing wife and a trail of clues. To unravel the mystery, “Amtrak Joe” re-teams with the only man he’s ever fully trusted: the 44th president of the United States. Together they’ll plumb the darkest corners of Delaware, traveling from cheap motels to biker bars and beyond, as they uncover the sinister forces advancing America’s opioid epidemic. Part noir thriller and part bromance, Hope Never Dies is essentially the first published work of Obama/Biden fiction—and a cathartic read for anyone distressed by the current state of affairs.

Download or read book Joe Biden the Best Quotes written by Andrew Fischer and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-26 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the ultimate collection of the best of the best quotes of JOE BIDEN, 46th President of the United States, 47th Vice-President, United States Senator from Delaware. Joe Biden is a member of the Democratic Party.Joe Biden defeated the incumbent president Donald Trump in the 2020 presidential election. During his long political career Joe Biden talked a lot and held hundreds of press conferences and various speeches both home and abroad. In this book we gathered his best quotes from the recent past. Book content: 1. Joe Biden's quotes on other politicians (BARACK OBAMA, Michelle Obama, Mitt Romney, DONALD TRUMP, VLADIMIR PUTIN, XI JINPING etc.) 2. Joe Biden's quotes on international politics (nuclear war, COLD WAR, TERRORISM, EUROPEAN UNION, France, NATO, Iraq, Iran, etc.) 3. Biden's quotes on terrorism (USAMA BIN LADIN, AL QAEDA, war in Afghanistan, 9/11 terrorist attacks etc.) 4. Joe Biden's quotes on himself and his family (wise words of his father and mother, Biden's personality, background, etc.) 5. Joe Biden's quotes on China (Xi Jinping, Chinese-American economic relations, Chinese students in America, etc.) 6. Joe Biden's quotes on Russia (Russian cyberattacks, hackers, Vladimir Putin, MEDVED, COLD WAR, etc.)7. Joe Biden's quotes on America (US economy, US development, US middle class, US politics,...) 8. Joe Biden's quotes on Iran (Iran nuclear program, embargoes, terrorism,...) 9. Joe Biden's quotes on immigration (situation on the US-Mexican border, human trafficking, drug cartels, smuggling, illegal immigration, etc.) 10. Joe Biden on environment (renewable energy, clean air, international cooperation in the protection of environment) 11. Joe Biden on US politics and republicans (US Congress, US Senat, Washington, Republicans vs Democrats, Vice-presidency, Presidency, Obama, etc.) 12. Joe Biden on education (costs of education, credits, US universities, position of Republicans on education) 13. Joe Biden on US economy (2008 economic crisis, situation of the US middle class, Ford, General Motors, Obama's role in the economy,...) 14. Joe Biden on war ( US war in Afghanistan, Iraq, war heroes, etc.)

Download or read book Colorful Biden Blunders written by Tincar Notebooks and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-07-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An Adult Coloring Book to Tickle Your Political Funny Bone, Featuring Biden Bloopers, Blunders, and Gaffes. Perfect for those who like political humor or satire! Colorful Biden Blunders is the perfect way to unwind and relax for anyone who follows politics with a sense of humor. 21 single sided adult coloring pages 2 color test pages. Easy to complex in detail. Images include: Beautiful abstract, mandalas, animals and more. Each has its own Biden Blunder like "Super Thursday", "We choose truth over facts" and we can never forget "CornPop," and other humorous bloopers and gaffes. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. WANT MORE PRODUCTS: Tincar Notebooks is constantly updating with new notebooks / journals / diaries / Coloring books and more. To view additional products, simple click on the blue Tincar Notebooks below the title of this listing or search Tincar Notebooks on Amazon. Thank you for choosing a Tincar Design

Download or read book Joe Biden written by Evan Osnos and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2021-05-27 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A concise, brilliant and trenchant examination of Democratic nominee Joe Biden and his lifelong quest for the presidency Former vice president Joseph R. Biden Jr. has been called both the luckiest man and the unluckiest - fortunate to have sustained a fifty-year political career that reached the White House, but also marked by deep personal losses that he has suffered. Yet even as Biden's life has been shaped by drama, it has also been powered by a willingness, rare at the top ranks of politics, to confront his shortcomings, errors and reversals of fortune. His trials have forged in him a deep empathy for others in hardship - an essential quality as he addresses a nation at its most dire hour in decades. Blending up-close journalism and broader context, Evan Osnos illuminates Biden's life and captures the characters and meaning of an extraordinary presidential election. He draws on lengthy interviews with Biden and on revealing conversations with more than a hundred others, including President Barack Obama, Cory Booker, Amy Klobuchar, Pete Buttigieg, and a range of progressive activists, advisers, opponents, and Biden family members. In this nuanced portrait, Biden emerges as flawed, yet resolute, and tempered by the flame of tragedy - a man who just may be uncannily suited for his moment in history.

Download or read book Hot Cup of Joe written by Castle Point Books and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2020-06-16 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After years of sharing him with Barack, now you can have handsome and dependable Joe Biden all to yourself. Grab your colored pens and pencils and lose yourself in Hot Cup of Joe, an illustrated coloring fantasy featuring Joe Biden at his real and imagined best. Whether he’s waving to you from his beloved Amtrak train, sailing his boat in a patriotic speedo, or wrestling a bear, he’s always the working-class hero you know and love. · More than 35 unique, lifelike illustrations of Scranton’s finest · Let Joe Biden win your vote with his warmth, charm, and integrity · Trade empty, dirty politics for a meaningful relationship with Mr. Left-of-Right · Perforated pages let you pin your finished pictures on the wall, just like you pin your hopes and dreams on his leadership Enjoy this Hot Cup of Joe any way you like it: at home or on the go.

Download or read book Hope Rides Again written by Andrew Shaffer and published by Thorndike Press Large Print. This book was released on 2019-08-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times Bestselling AuthorAn Obama Biden MysteryFollowing his book tour, Joe Biden stops in Chicago, where the Obama Foundation is holding a global economics forum. Joe and Barack Obama barely have time to catch up before another mystery lands in their laps: Obama's prized Blackberry is stolen. When the suspect turns up comatose from a gunshot wound, local police write it off as a gangland shooting. But Joe and Obama smell a rat. In a race to find the shooter, Joe and Obama butt heads with their former compadre, Mayor Rahm Emanuel; follow a trail of clues through Chicago's South Side; go undercover inside a Prohibition-era speakeasy; and scale the Tribune Tower.

Download or read book Joe Biden Quotes to Live By written by Orange Hippo! and published by Orange Hippo!. This book was released on 2021-09-07 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Joe Biden: Quotes to Live By is an inspiring and hilarious collection of over 170 quotes from one of America's most beloved politicians. Homespun, caring and empathetic, Joe is the nation's uncle, but his sometimes bizarre and baffling remarks can seem misjudged at best and offensive at worst, even when they are the innocent result of his no-filter plainspeak. With his fascinating backstory, from conquering his famous stutter and his humble middle-class upbringing, to becoming the youngest senator elected to Congress at the time, to the deep tragedy of the loss of his young wife and baby daughter, and later his son Beau, to his light-hearted bromance with President Obama, Joe has an unparalleled ability to connect with the ordinary 'joe'. Despite his tendency for foot-in-the-mouth gaffes, his integrity, moral fortitude and patriotism shine from his words, revealing a dedicated public servant, devoted family man, person of faith and ardent American.You will find his thoughts on success, and his many failures, along with his hopes and dreams for the American people - because it's always the people whom he serves. Joe Biden has said, "In this world, emotion has become suspect. The accepted style is smooth, antiseptic and passionless", which is certainly something that could never be said about him.

Download or read book Not My First Rodeo written by Kristi Noem and published by Twelve. This book was released on 2022-06-28 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: South Dakota governor Kristi Noem tells her rough and tumble story of growing up on a ranch, and how a blessed life of true grit taught her how to lead. “We don’t complain about things, Kristi. We fix them.” Taking her father’s words to heart, South Dakota's first woman governor Kristi Noem shares heartfelt – and heartbreaking – lessons on making things right in the world, from her childhood on a farm in the vastness of rural America, to the marbled halls of Congress, to the national spotlight amid a global pandemic. From humorous barnyard battles with feisty cattle and rodeo horses, to the tragic and untimely death of her larger-than-life father, to her decision to her decision to return and run the farm and ranch with her family, Noem invites readers into a life defined by work, faith, and helping others. Noem's reflections are offered in the familiar, unvarnished voice of a woman who later defied Washington’s most powerful politicians and led the people of her small, hardscrabble state through natural disasters, the pain of a global pandemic, and the fear and turmoil that gripped the nation after. While filled with plenty of candid observations and refreshingly frank assessments of the country's leading figures, the memoir's most powerful moments nevertheless come from honest glimpses into marriage, motherhood, and leadership in an unpredictable time. Far from a book about politics, Not My First Rodeo is the story of a life lived so far – with characters as richly textured as the Black Hills, and reflections as gentle and powerful as America itself.

Download or read book The Man I Knew written by Jean Becker and published by Twelve. This book was released on 2022-06-07 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A heartfelt portrait of President George H.W. Bush--and his post-presidential life--by a confidante who knew him well. As chief of staff, Jean Becker had a ringside seat to the never-boring story of George Herbert Walker Bush's life post-presidency. Full of heart and wisdom, THE MAN I KNEW is a vibrant behind-the-scenes look into the ups and downs of heading up the office of a former president by one of the people who knew him best

Download or read book Alexander Hamilton s Guide to Life written by Jeff Wilser and published by Souvenir Press. This book was released on 2017-11-01 with total page 315 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He is one of the most compelling of America's Founding Fathers, an orphan who came to America with little but ambition. He went on to become a General in the Revolutionary War, created the US's financial system and is immortalised on the $10 bill. Hamilton's life is fascinating, and it can serve as an example to us all. For anyone interested in success, romance, money, honour or duelling Hamilton has worthwhile advice. Combining biography and history with humour, this is advice that has survived for over three hundred years: * Seduce with your strengths * Go to war for your promotion * Being right trumps being popular * Learn from your enemies Lin Manuel Miranda's 'Hamilton The Musical' has received rave reviews all over the world, including from everyone's favourite US president Barack Obama. An accessible, entertaining biography, which also asks: how can Hamilton influence contemporary life?

Download or read book Promises to Keep written by Joe Biden and published by Random House. This book was released on 2007-07-31 with total page 406 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • President Joe Biden, the author of Promise Me, Dad, tells the story of his extraordinary life and career prior to his emergence as Barack Obama’s beloved, influential vice president. “I remain captivated by the possibilities of politics and public service. In fact, I believe that my chosen profession is a noble calling.”—Joe Biden Joe Biden has both witnessed and participated in a momentous epoch of American history. In Promises to Keep, Joe Biden reveals what these experiences taught him about himself, his colleagues, and the institutions of government. With his customary candor and wit, Biden movingly recounts growing up in a staunchly Catholic multigenerational household in Scranton, Pennsylvania, and Wilmington, Delaware; overcoming personal tragedy, life-threatening illness, and career setbacks; his relationships with presidents, with world leaders, and with lawmakers on both sides of the aisle; and his leadership of powerful Senate committees. Through these and other recollections, Biden shows us how the guiding principles he learned early in life—to work to make people’s lives better; to honor family and faith; to value persistence, candor, and honesty—are the foundation on which he has based his life’s work as husband, father, and public servant. Promises to Keep is an intimate series of reflections from a public servant who surmounted numerous challenges to become one of our most effective leaders and who refuses to be cynical about politics. It is also a stirring testament to the promise of the United States. Praise for Promises to Keep “A ripping good read . . . Biden is a master storyteller and has stories worth telling.”—The Christian Science Monitor “A compelling personal story.”—The New York Times “Moving . . . [Biden’s] response to tragedy and near death [is] both admirable and likable.”—Salon

Download or read book Sleepy Joe The Complete Book of Biden Quotes Gaffes and Sleepy Joe isms The Com written by Clink Street Originals and published by Clink Street Publishing. This book was released on 2020-10-13 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the book for any true dog-faced pony soldier! A complete guide to Joe Biden's best gaffes.