Download or read book The Ultimate Answering Machine Message Book written by Marnie Winston-Macauley and published by . This book was released on 1997 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Greatest Answering Machine Messages of All Time written by John Carfi and published by CCC Publishing. This book was released on 1993-10 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Amy s Answering Machine written by Amy Borkowsky and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2002-02-15 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Does your mother call you in a panic whenever there's a storm warning for your area? Does she act as though it's her duty to alert you to every health story on the news? Have you ever been briefly out of touch with your mother only to find she's phoned everyone short of the National Guard to track you down -- or, just maybe, are you that mother? Take comfort in knowing you're not alone, as Amy Borkowsky shares more than a decade's worth of maddening phone messages from her hilariously overprotective mom. Based on the hit CD of the same name, Amy's Answering Machine features actual messages in which Amy's mom warns her not to wear a red bathrobe because a friend's grandson "said that red is a gang color"...advises her not to get a cat because "what if you finally found a nice guy and he was allergic?"...cautions her not to wear crepe-soled shoes because "they were just saying on the news that if you're ever in a plane crash, crepe is no good if you have to go down the slide." Amy also reveals the stories behind the messages and shares calls not available on CD, each one brimming with the worry and annoying comments only a loving mother could dish out. The same warnings and suggestions that had Amy cringing are sure to have you doubled over with laughter. But before you turn the page, take some advice from Amy's mom: Make sure you have plenty of reading light, because squinting causes crow's feet.
Download or read book Phone Log Message Pad written by Creative Life Journals and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-30 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Good Afternoon, this is Creative Life Journals, how can we help you? You need a phone call message book? You've come to the right place! We offer an organized, detailed interior message pad, including 4 messages per page, on a large 8 x 10 inch page, with extra space at the spine for ease of use. Check out our list of detailed prompts, designed to make your workflow fast, easy & efficient. Our Interior Design Includes: Large 8 x 10 inch size paperback on quality white interior stock This Message Book belongs to page 108 Phone Call Message pages - 4 messages per page (for a total of 432 messages) Extra space near the spine for ease of use Detailed Prompts - for fast, easy & efficient messaging Prompts Include: For, Date & Time of call Caller & Company Phone #, Cell # & Email address Quick Check Box Tags Include - Called, Returned Call, Will Call Again, Please Return Call, Urgent, Stopped By, Wants To See You, and Other- with space for a personalized tag message Large Message section Taken by Delivered/with check box (as a visual reminder that your message hasn't been delivered yet, or that awesome feeling you get when marking a task off your to do list!) This beautiful phone call message book is perfect for personal or business use. Never lose an important message again because you can't find the piece of scrape paper you wrote it on, or your voicemail got accidentally deleted. You'll be organized and efficient with all your messages in one convenient place. Thank you for your interest in our Phone Call Message Book! Have a great day, and we hope to chat with you again soon.
Download or read book Phone Log Message Book written by Creative Life Journals and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-30 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Good Afternoon, this is Creative Life Journals, how can we help you? You need a phone call message book? You've come to the right place! We offer an organized, detailed interior message pad, including 4 messages per page, on a large 8 x 10 inch page, with extra space at the spine for ease of use. Check out our list of detailed prompts, designed to make your workflow fast, easy & efficient. Our Interior Design Includes: Large 8 x 10 inch size paperback on quality white interior stock This Message Book belongs to page 108 Phone Call Message pages - 4 messages per page (for a total of 432 messages) Extra space near the spine for ease of use Detailed Prompts - for fast, easy & efficient messaging Prompts Include: For, Date & Time of call Caller & Company Phone #, Cell # & Email address Quick Check Box Tags Include - Called, Returned Call, Will Call Again, Please Return Call, Urgent, Stopped By, Wants To See You, and Other- with space for a personalized tag message Large Message section Taken by Delivered/with check box (as a visual reminder that your message hasn't been delivered yet, or that awesome feeling you get when marking a task off your to do list!) This phone call message book is perfect for personal or business use. Never lose an important message again because you can't find the piece of scrape paper you wrote it on, or your voicemail got accidentally deleted. You'll be organized and efficient with all your messages in one convenient place. Thank you for your interest in our Phone Call Message Book! Have a great day, and we hope to chat with you again soon.
Download or read book Yiddishe Mamas written by Marnie Winston-Macauley and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Jewish mother feels her job isn't done even after death. You're never too dead to be a Jewish mother." --Mallory Lewis, daughter of Shari Lewis * What do Steven Spielberg, Woody Allen, Barbra Streisand, Jon Stewart, Bette Midler, and Natalie Portman have in common with this book? A Jewish mother. Is there such a thing as a Jewish mother? And if so, who is she? For the first time, best-selling Jewish author and humorist Marnie Winston-Macauley examines all aspects of the Jewish mother. Chronicling biblical Jewish mothers to modern-day Yentls, she creates a compendium using celebrity interviews, anecdotes, humor, and scholarly sources to answer these questions with truth and humor. * Contributors to the book range from Dr. Ruth Gruber and Rabbi Bonnie Koppel to Jackie Mason, Amy Borkowsky, John Stossel, Lainie Kazan, and more. * "The definitive source on Jewish mothers." --Eileen Warshaw, Ph.D., executive director of the Jewish Heritage Center of the Southwest
Download or read book Phone Call Message Book written by Creative Life Journals and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-30 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Good Afternoon, this is Creative Life Journals, how can we help you? You need a phone call message book? You've come to the right place! We offer an organized, detailed interior message pad, including 4 messages per page, on a large 8 x 10 inch page, with extra space at the spine for ease of use. Check out our list of detailed prompts, designed to make your workflow fast, easy & efficient. Our Interior Design Includes: Large 8 x 10 inch size paperback on quality white interior stock This Message Book belongs to page 108 Phone Call Message pages - 4 messages per page (for a total of 432 messages) Extra space near the spine for ease of use Detailed Prompts - for fast, easy & efficient messaging Prompts Include: For, Date & Time of call Caller & Company Phone #, Cell # & Email address Quick Check Box Tags Include - Called, Returned Call, Will Call Again, Please Return Call, Urgent, Stopped By, Wants To See You, and Other- with space for a personalized tag message Large Message section Taken by Delivered/with check box (as a visual reminder that your message hasn't been delivered yet, or that awesome feeling you get when marking a task off your to do list!) This phone call message book is perfect for personal or business use. Never lose an important message again because you can't find the piece of scrape paper you wrote it on, or your voicemail got accidentally deleted. You'll be organized and efficient with all your messages in one convenient place. Thank you for your interest in our Phone Call Message Book! Have a great day, and we hope to chat with you again soon.
Download or read book Phone Call Message Book written by Creative Life Journals and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-30 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Good Afternoon, this is Creative Life Journals, how can we help you? You need a phone call message book? You've come to the right place! We offer an organized, detailed interior message pad, including 4 messages per page, on a large 8 x 10 inch page, with extra space at the spine for ease of use. Check out our list of detailed prompts, designed to make your workflow fast, easy & efficient. Our Interior Design Includes: Large 8 x 10 inch size paperback on quality white interior stock This Message Book belongs to page 108 Phone Call Message pages - 4 messages per page (for a total of 432 messages) Extra space near the spine for ease of use Detailed Prompts - for fast, easy & efficient messaging Prompts Include: For, Date & Time of call Caller & Company Phone #, Cell # & Email address Quick Check Box Tags Include - Called, Returned Call, Will Call Again, Please Return Call, Urgent, Stopped By, Wants To See You, and Other- with space for a personalized tag message Large Message section Taken by Delivered/with check box (as a visual reminder that your message hasn't been delivered yet, or that awesome feeling you get when marking a task off your to do list!) This phone call message book is perfect for personal or business use. Never lose an important message again because you can't find the piece of scrape paper you wrote it on, or your voicemail got accidentally deleted. You'll be organized and efficient with all your messages in one convenient place. Thank you for your interest in our Phone Call Message Book! Have a great day, and we hope to chat with you again soon.
Download or read book Based on a True Story written by Norm Macdonald and published by Random House. This book was released on 2016-09-20 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “Driving, wild and hilarious” (The Washington Post), here is the incredible “memoir” of the legendary actor, gambler, raconteur, and Saturday Night Live veteran. When Norm Macdonald, one of the greatest stand-up comics of all time, was approached to write a celebrity memoir, he flatly refused, calling the genre “one step below instruction manuals.” Norm then promptly took a two-year hiatus from stand-up comedy to live on a farm in northern Canada. When he emerged he had under his arm a manuscript, a genre-smashing book about comedy, tragedy, love, loss, war, and redemption. When asked if this was the celebrity memoir, Norm replied, “Call it anything you damn like.”
Download or read book A Little Joy A Little Oy written by Marnie Winston-Macauley and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2013-02-05 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "To me, the Jews are funnier than any other group. Why? Because they have had more trouble. And trouble is often the heart of humor."-- Steve Allen (who is not Jewish) from A Little Joy, A Little Oy Not just a slice of Jewish wit and wisdom, this collection is the whole challah*. By including over 350 entries from 200 sources, Winston-Macauley has amassed a unique cross-section of Jewish quotes, anecdotes, proverbs, history, biographies, jokes, unusual facts, "Yinglish," and much more. A Little Joy, A Little Oy showcases this rich and remarkable assembly of all things Jewish through the universal language of laughter and, yes, a few tears. A must in every Jewish household, A Little Joy, A Little Oy also makes the perfect holiday gift. *A rich twisted bread
Download or read book The Call Me Ishmael Phone Book written by Logan Smalley and published by Avid Reader Press / Simon & Schuster. This book was released on 2020-10-13 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of My Ideal Bookshelf and Bibliophile, The Call Me Ishmael Phone Book is the perfect gift for book lovers everywhere: a quirky and entertaining interactive guide to reading, featuring voicemails, literary Easter eggs, checklists, and more, from the creators of the popular multimedia project. The Call Me Ishmael Phone Book is an interactive illustrated homage to the beautiful ways in which books bring meaning to our lives and how our lives bring meaning to books. Carefully crafted in the style of a retro telephone directory, this guide offers you a variety of unique ways to connect with readers, writers, bookshops, and life-changing stories. In it, you’ll discover... -Heartfelt, anonymous voicemail messages and transcripts from real-life readers sharing unforgettable stories about their most beloved books. You’ll hear how a mother and daughter formed a bond over their love for Erin Morgenstern’s The Night Circus, or how a reader finally felt represented after reading Gene Luen Yang’s American Born Chinese, or how two friends performed Mary Oliver’s Thirst to a grove of trees, or how Anne Frank inspired a young writer to continue journaling. -Hidden references inside fictional literary adverts like Ahab’s Whale Tours and Miss Ophelia’s Psychic Readings, and real-life literary landmarks like Maya Angelou City Park and the Edgar Allan Poe House & Museum. -Lists of bookstores across the USA, state by state, plus interviews with the book lovers who run them. -Various invitations to become a part of this book by calling and leaving a bookish voicemail of your own. -And more! Quirky, nostalgic, and full of heart, The Call Me Ishmael Phone Book is a love letter to the stories that change us, connect us, and make us human.
Download or read book This Had Better be Good written by Alaina Jordan and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jordan collects various answering machine messages people leave on their phones. She claims that answering machine messages fulfill one of Bascom's folkoric functions -- education -- by intentionally or unintentionally teaching us something about the person who owns the phone. Jordan especially focuses on the prevalence of strange machine messages left by young children and college freshman. She believes that message machines are subversive insofar as they allow a person to say things that they could not say in other social situations. Jordan proposes that answering machines fulfill the folkloric element of social control by allowing the massage creator to create a phone persona that reflects the way that person would like to be known.
Download or read book Phone Call Message Book written by Creative Life Journals and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-30 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Good Afternoon, this is Creative Life Journals, how can we help you? You need a phone call message book? You've come to the right place! We offer an organized, detailed interior message pad, including 4 messages per page, on a large 8 x 10 inch page, with extra space at the spine for ease of use. Check out our list of detailed prompts, designed to make your workflow fast, easy & efficient. Our Interior Design Includes: Large 8 x 10 inch size paperback on quality white interior stock This Message Book belongs to page 108 Phone Call Message pages - 4 messages per page (for a total of 432 messages) Extra space near the spine for ease of use Detailed Prompts - for fast, easy & efficient messaging Prompts Include: For, Date & Time of call Caller & Company Phone #, Cell # & Email address Quick Check Box Tags Include - Called, Returned Call, Will Call Again, Please Return Call, Urgent, Stopped By, Wants To See You, and Other- with space for a personalized tag message Large Message section Taken by Delivered/with check box (as a visual reminder that your message hasn't been delivered yet, or that awesome feeling you get when marking a task off your to do list!) This phone call message book is perfect for personal or business use. Never lose an important message again because you can't find the piece of scrape paper you wrote it on, or your voicemail got accidentally deleted. You'll be organized and efficient with all your messages in one convenient place. Thank you for your interest in our Phone Call Message Book! Have a great day, and we hope to chat with you again soon.
Download or read book Mixed Messages written by Arlene Martel and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2012-09 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let us not assign a value to a journey based solely on how long it took to get to our destination. Looking back upon this extraordinary experience... I have few regrets. And those would be the times when I concealed and repressed my observations and true feelings out of fear of losing a most precious person. In reflection...these have been the most creative two years ever. I was awakened to my calling again (acting and writing) and my health certainly is an example of the path I chose to follow. I wish for each of you to find the courage to go beyond your "comfort zone." Oh yes, we'll meet again and share our adventures with all that includes. And connected to the best that has been given to me by God, I feel exhilarated by all that took place and most importantly...I still believe in the Power of LOVE...
Download or read book Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 23 written by Thomas F. Shubnell and published by Thomas F. Shubnell. This book was released on 2008-10-11 with total page 171 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 23 can it really be? Here are more jokes, jibes, jibs, and jabs, funny stuff, silly stuff, and one shaggy dog. All neatly tucked between these covers.
Download or read book Answering Machines and Folklore written by Emily Murphy and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discusses various folkloric aspects of answering machine messages. Explains that many answering machine messages resist cultural norms such as formality or politeness, and that in this way, messages act as a release valve. Mentions that some messages make fun of phone conversation conventions. Asserts that some answering machine messages poke fun at technology.
Download or read book Phone Call Log written by Amy Newton and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-23 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Call Log is perfect for daily keeping track of those phone calls & messages. Each page contains space for 3 telephone calls & messages including: Date & Time Who The Call & Message Is For Delivered Tick Box Caller Name, Position, Company, Phone Number, Cell Number, Email Notes For The Message Type Of Call: Urgent, Call, Returning Call, Will Call Back (Followup), Came By, Wants To See You This Logbook is great for taking a memo for sales, records, business, personal, at home, clients called important details, voicemail, etc. Can also make a great, unique gift for friends who work at the office. Simple & easy to use. Get your copy today! Size is 8.5x11 inches, 106 pages, soft matte finish cover, white paper, paperback.
