Download or read book The Republican Joke Book written by Wayne Smith and published by . This book was released on 2024-04-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you feeling downtrodden as you watch the News channels spout endless nonsense? Do you ever tire of hearing politicians lie through their new veneers? Are you becoming bored of arguing on social media? Then why not pick up The Republican Joke Book, a wonderful assortment of jokes, anecdotes, and stories that are guaranteed to make your friends laugh (...unless they identify as sensitive liberals). Filled to the brim with humor about elections, Presidents, politicians, and (of course) Democrats. The Republican Joke Book is a book that lets you take a step back and chuckle at the state of modern politics. The Republican Joke Book features, among other things: ● Jokes on a variety of topics within the world of politics. ● Strange but true events and quotes from some of the most well-recognized politicians in American history. ● Hilarious commentaries on modern debate. ● Excellent, fresh satirical cartoons. All you need is a sense of humor, and you're away. You'll laugh at every demographic of society - no one is off limits or safe from ridicule in this excellent compendium of hilarity. Take the time to have a chuckle at the bare-faced insanity that is US politics and pick up your copy of The Republican Joke Book today. WARNING: Some of the jokes may cause minor amounts of upset among sensitive readers. If you find yourself becoming unhappy, please feel free to go onto your favored social media platform, type up a rant, don't post it, and take a moment to realize that no one cares - at all.
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Republican Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-15 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of republican jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Republican Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of republican jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one republican joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many republican jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do republicans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***An republican and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The republican turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the republican.The republican's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the republican who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do republicans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Download or read book The Official Democrat Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by . This book was released on 1976 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Official Democrat Republican Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by Pinnacle Books. This book was released on 1978 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Official Republican Joke Book written by larry Wilde and published by . This book was released on 1976 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Don t Let the Republican Drive the Bus written by Erich Origen and published by Random House Digital, Inc.. This book was released on 2012 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the satirical masterminds behind the "New York Times" bestseller "Goodnight Bush" comes this scathingly funny political parody of the contemporary children's classic "Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!"
Download or read book The Republican Roosevelt written by John Morton Blum and published by Harvard University Press. This book was released on 1977 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a book about politics and politicians; about elections, lawmaking, governing, and how they work. It is also about power, its increasing concentration in American society, and its implications at home and abroad especially for those who exercise it. It is a book about the Republican Party during the period in which it developed the forces and frictions which still characterize it today. Finally, it is a book about a remarkably successful and vibrant man who contained within himself much of the best and the worst of his environment, who contributed generously to American life, who knew in his time disappointment, temptation, and pain, but also glory; a man remembered most by his intimates for the "fun of him." The author is in an enviable position to assess these matters. During five years as Associate Editor of The Letters of Theodore Roosevelt, he read and studied all TR's letters as well as all his published works, and delved deeply into the relevant literature of the period, including the vast material in the Congressional Record. From this rich store, John Morton Blum has drawn a new interpretation of Roosevelt the conservative, Roosevelt the professional Republican politician and Roosevelt the leader of men. He presents new material on Roosevelt's work as the manager of the Republican Party and as manager of Congress. He relates Roosevelt's roles in these situations to his conduct of foreign policy--a foreign policy so anticipatory of that of contemporary America--and to his Progressiveness--a doctrine of government with strong affinities to both the New Deal and the New Crusade.
Download or read book The Best Ideas from the Republican Party Over the Past 100 Years written by Nate Roberts and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-10-27 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you a Democrat who's fed up with the Republicans? Do you have countless disagreements with family, friends or that annoying Republican from across the aisle? Well, if so, this book is for you (to give to them)! End the discussion once and for all and get the last laugh. You'll enjoy the look on their face when they receive this book and realize there are over 100 pages of blank space, proving just how many good ideas the Republicans have had over the past 100 years. None! Whether giving it as a gift, leaving it on your coffee table or desk at work or simply using the space to write down some actual good ideas, you'll always have the last laugh. More “books” at www.laughoutloudbooks.com
Download or read book Trump Wins Dems Lose written by Scott Sams and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-22 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: TRUMP WINS/ DEMS LOSE!: The 2020 Republican Joke Book! .Question: Why is Donald Trump the perfect leader for the Republican Party, a party whose symbol is an elephant?.Answer: Like the elephant, he is big, bold, a bit unpredictable, roars a lot. You'd be better off staying out of his way!.Trump draws large crowds everywhere he goes. The Democrats don't, yet they claim they represent the American people!.The 2020 election campaign has begun, and here is the best pro-Trump, pro-Republican joke book! Featuring hundreds of jokes on topics such as Nancy Pelosi, Obama, Hillary, infighting among Dems, the Democratic candidates, favorite bumper stickers, the differences between Republicans and Democrats, future bestsellers by Democrats, and funny jokes about how Democrats are lazy or dumb or just plain wrong, this book is a MUST HAVE this election season!.The author is a 36 year veteran comedy writer whose books have sold millions. A Libertarian, he is upset there is little conservative humor on late-night comedy shows. He wants to change that, and show with this book that Republicans can be funny!.More jokes:.DIFFERENCES BETWEEN DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANSParty Symbol:Republicans: The elephant, one of the largest and most powerful creatures on earth.Democrats: A jackass..Favorite Pastimes:Democrats: Spending other people's money.Republicans: Making money..Favorite Occupations:Democrats: Dog walkers, Uber drivers, Hug Therapists, TempsRepublicans: Police, Firemen, Soldiers, Executives..Favorite Ways of Getting Rich:Democrats: Winning the lottery. Suing for personal injuries.Republicans: Spending less than they earn and saving and investing the rest. Building a business with hard work and long hours..It was so cold in Vermont this year, I saw Democrats with their hands in their own pockets!·How are the Democratic candidates like Santa Claus?You want to believe in them but you just can't..How do we know Lois Lane was a Democrat?Because she's always looking for someone to save her..Buy this book now and get started laughing! Just push the button on the top right of this page. It is sold with a money-back guarantee in Amazon credit, so what do you have to lose?
Download or read book You Know You re a Republican Democrat If written by Frank Benjamin and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This updated laugh-out-loud take on partisan stereotypes skewers both sides of the political aisle with equal glee. The follies and foibles that make the political world spin will trigger guffaws and giggles-no matter which party you call your own. You Know You're a REPUBLICAN If... You're really looking forward to Sarah Palin running for president. You think Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh are intellectual powerhouses, and you've learned much from their wisdom. You philosophically oppose government welfare plans, but you cash your Social Security checks religiously. You've accepted that global warming is real, but you don't believe we should recklessly raise taxes to fix it. You have, however, invested in future beachfront property-twenty miles inland. You Know You're a DEMOCRAT If.. You're really, really looking forward to Sarah Palin running for president. Everything you know about politics you learned from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. You're philosophically appalled by corporate America's emphasis on profits, but you sure were tickedoff when your retirement investments tanked. For a long time now you've known that: The sky is falling! The sky is falling! No, wait. The sky is cooking! The sky is cooking!
Download or read book Great Presidential Wit written by Robert J. Dole and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2001 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The former senator and presidential candidate collects bipartisan presidential humor from famous, and not-so-famous, chief executives, from Washington to Clinton.
Download or read book All the Reasons to Vote Republican written by Activist Squad and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-29 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ALL THE REASONS TO VOTE REPUBLICAN Every logical reason to vote for Republicans could fill up a book... a blank book! After an extensive and exhausting search, our team of experts has concluded that there is absolutely no reason to vote for Republicans. The party is corrupt and work for companies, billionaires and lobbyists. This 6" x 9" blank book makes a great political gag gift! It also serves as a journal and has 100 pages. DETAILS: Dimensions: 6" x 9" 100 white pages Lined journal paper Makes a hilarious Christmas gift for a white elephant party. Click brand name to find more joke books for anyone is ready for Trump to finally be impeached and Democrats to regain control of our government.
Download or read book Reasons to Vote for Democrats written by Michael J. Knowles and published by Threshold Editions. This book was released on 2017-04-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read the book that Donald Trump called “a great book for your reading enjoyment!” The most exhaustively researched and coherently argued Democrat Party apologia to date, Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide is a political treatise sure to stand the test of time. A must-have addition to any political observer's coffee table. *** Lefty lawyers require that we state the book is mostly blank and contains precisely 1,235 words.
Download or read book The Joke Is on Us written by Julie A. Webber and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2018-12-11 with total page 345 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This edited volume brings together scholars of comedy to assess how political comedy encounters neoliberal themes in contemporary media. Central to this task is the notion of genre; under neoliberal conditions (where market logics motivate most actions) genre becomes “mixed.” Once stable, discreet categories such as comedy, horror, drama and news and entertainment have become blurred so as to be indistinguishable. The classic modern paradigm of comedy/tragedy no longer holds, if it ever did. Moreover, as politics becomes more economic and less moral or normative under neoliberalism, we are able to see new resistance to comedic genres that support neoliberal strategies to hide racial and gender injustice such as unlaughter, ambiguity, and anti-comedy. There is also an increasing interest with comedy as a form of entertainment on the political right following both Brexit in the UK and the election of Trump in the U.S. Several essays confront this conservative comedy and place it in context of the larger humor history of these debates over free speech and political correctness. For comedians too, entry into popular media now follows the familiar neoliberal script of the celebration of self-help with the increasing admonishment of those who fail to win in market terms. Laughter plays an important role in shaming and valorizing (often at the same time!) the precarious subject in the aftermath of global recession. Doubling down on austerity, self-help policies and equivocation in the face of extremist challenges (right and left), politics foils the critical comedian’s attempt to satirize and parody its object. Characterized by ambiguity, mixed genre and the increasing use of anti-humor, political comedy mirrors the social and political world it mocks, parodies and celebrates often with lackluster results suggesting that the joke might be on us, as audiences.
Download or read book The Official Democrat Republican Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by . This book was released on 1976 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Never Trust a Liberal Over Three Especially a Republican written by Ann Coulter and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-14 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You have NEVER seen Coulter like this before! Coulter is uncensored, unapologetic, and unflinching in her ruthless mockery of liberals, sissies, morons, hypocrites, and all other species of politician. Coulter doesn’t stop at the politicians, though. Watch her skewer pundits, salesmen, celebrities, and bureaucrats with ruthlessness and hilarity. No topic is safe! This is Coulter at her most incisive, funny, and brilliant, featuring irreverent and hilarious material her syndicators were too afraid to print!
Download or read book The Truth with jokes written by Al Franken and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2005-10-25 with total page 347 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times bestseller by Senator Al Franken, author of Giant of the Senate Senator Al Franken’s landmark bestseller, Lies (And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them): A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right, was praised as a “bitterly funny assault” (The New York Times) that rang “with the moral clarity of an angel’s trumpet” (The Associated Press). Now, this master of political humor strikes again with a powerful and provocative message for all of us. In these pages, Senator Franken reveals the alarming story of how: • Bush (barely) beat Kerry with his campaign of “fear, smear, and queers,” and then claimed a nonexistent mandate. • “Casino Jack” Abramoff, the Republicans’ nearest and dearest friend, made millions of dollars off of the unspeakable misery of the poor and the powerless. And, also, Native Americans. • The administration successfully implemented its strategy to destroy America’s credibility and goodwill around the world. Complete with new material for this paperback edition, The Truth (with jokes) is more than just entertaining, intelligent, and insightful. It is at once prescient in its analysis of right-wing mendacity and incompetence, and inspiring in its vision of a better tomorrow for all Americans (except Jack Abramoff).
