Download or read book The Private Blog of Joe Cowley Return of the Geek written by Ben Davis and published by Oxford University Press - Children. This book was released on 2015-04-02 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hello blog! It's the start of another term and there are three things that SUCK about my life: 1. I am STILL sharing a bedroom with my step-brother Gav (AKA Shrek's stinkier twin). 2. My mum is 6 months pregnant and therefore cabbage-kickingly MENTAL. 3. I'm about to have a high speed rail line (i.e. brace) installed in my gob! The only non-sucky thing is that I've got a GIRLFRIEND! A real one! Who actually wants to SNOG me!!! The problem is her dad officially HATES MY GUTS and is determined to make my life a LIVING HELL. Oh, and this smarmy loser called Seb is trying to steal her off me with his rubbish DJ skills. There's just one thing for it - me and my best mates Harry and Ad are going to have to enter the same DJ competition as Seb and WIN! What could POSSIBLY go wrong? The hilarious sequel to The Private Blog of Joe Cowley.

Download or read book The Private Blog of Joe Cowley Straight Outta Nerdsville written by Ben Davis and published by Oxford University Press - Children. This book was released on 2017-04-06 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Too old for wimpy kid? Meet Joe Cowley! Blog! You have NO IDEA how happy I am right now. I'm smiling so much, I look like The Joker in a wind tunnel. GET A LOAD OF THIS: - Harry, Ad, Greeny, and me are living in our own flat, right in the heart of the city. I know, amazing! We're city-slicking, hard-hustling, good-timing, not-even-missing-our-mummies-one-little-bit city boys. - The Sound Experience are about to sign a major recording contract and as their manager I intend to shake the music industry to its core with my unconventional approach. - AND I'm dating a cool older girl, who is totally into my sophisticated city-boy charm. Big things are happening! The Tammerstone Massive are keeping it real and living it large. Fame, fortune, and fast cars await . . . it definitely won't end in failure, fiasco, or fighting . . . The fourth book about the unstoppable, unfathomable, and unbelievable Joe Cowley, in a series being hailed as Diary of a Wimpy Kid meets The Inbetweeners. Perfect for anyone who lov

Download or read book The Private Blog of Joe Cowley written by Ben Davis and published by . This book was released on 2016-03-29 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Right blog. I'm back! Let's not waste time with pleasantries - there is absolutely NOTHING pleasant about my life right now.Reasons why everything is terrible:1. The love of my life, AKA Natalie, still hates me all because of one tiny, OK huge, mistake.2. Natalie has now started hanging around with my so-called "friend" Greeny. Since January, he's lost about half of his body weight and now girls actually fancy him!3. Harry, Ad, and Greeny AKA The Sound Experience have had a top ten dance hit with a sample of my voice saying "I'm as gay as the day is long".Still, at least there's Buzzfest to look forward to. Who knows, once we're there, amid all the beautiful people, scenery and music, Natalie might realize I am the love of her life and return into my waiting arms. On the other hand, it could just be full of weirdos, overflowing toilets from hell, anddeath metal . . .Joe Cowley is back! And this time it's even more butt-clenchingly embarrassing and excrutiating than before. From a "Grand Gesture" involving Star Trek costumes and the school boyband, to being trapped in a portaloo that's about to be pushed over. Joe's completely up to his neck in it - literally!Welcome to Cringefest . . .

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