Download or read book The Little Puffin Joke Book written by Penguin Books, Limited and published by Puffin. This book was released on 2013-09-05 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 300 jokes, riddles and limericks for children in a handy pocket-sized flick book, with a little Puffin flapping up and down the page!Have you heard the one about the cross-eyed teacher? Or the one about the man who stole a lorry load of rhubarb?This tiny little book is PACKED FULL of utterly bonkers jokes and riddles to keep you laughing for hours. Try them on your family and friends and give everyone a chuckle!
Download or read book The Puffin Joke Book written by Bronnie Cunningham and published by Puffin HC. This book was released on 1974-01-01 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Puffin Monster Joke Book written by Martyn Forrester and published by Puffin HC. This book was released on 1987 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Wallace Gromit written by and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's up to inventor Wallace and his dog Gromit to help capture a monster-sized rabbit that is eating up the giant vegetables needed for a contest.
Download or read book Great Puffin Joke Directory written by Brough Girling and published by Puffin HC. This book was released on 1990 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Ha Ha Bonk Book written by Janet Ahlberg and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 1982-03-25 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laughter guaranteed with The Ha Ha Bonk Book by Janet and Allan Ahlberg - jam-packed with brilliant jokes to tell your dad, your mum, your baby brother, your teacher and anybody else you can think of, such as: What goes ha ha bonk? A man laughing his head off. and What goes 99 bonk? A centipede with a wooden leg and What goes putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt? A bad golfer and lots more besides! This is an all-time classic favourite joke book for all the family to enjoy. Allan Ahlberg - a former teacher, postman, plumber's mate and gravedigger - is in the super-league of children's writers with sales exceeding 17 million and library borrowings of 13 million. In collaboration with his late wife, Janet, he has published many enduring titles, among them Each Peach Pear Plum, Peepo!, Burglar Bill and The Jolly Postman. In addition he has written novels, collections of stories, sets of easy-readers and joke books.
Download or read book My Very First Joke Book written by Kaye Umansky and published by Puffin Books. This book was released on 2004 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you get if you blow warm air down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies! What do you call a gorilla with two bananas in his ears? Anything you like, because he can't hear you! If you love telling jokes to your friends and family, here are sixty jokes just for you. They are easy to read and easy to remember, with really funny pictures to get you giggling!
Download or read book Puffin s Brilliantly Big Bumper Joke Book written by Brough Girling and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2006-01-05 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A complete A - Z of hilarious jokes and gags to make you giggle. Arranged in alphabetical sections, this bumper book is packed full of the best (and very worst) jokes for every occasion!
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written No Joke written by Brian Boone and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A pun-derful collection of jokes and wordplay for kids This hilarious collection of puns will delight kids of all ages. Featuring all-new jokes and accompanied by clever illustrations, The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written will keep kids amused for hours! Inside are gems like: What does a house wear? A dress. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. The birthday party was a disaster. Even the cake was in tiers. What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Download or read book Roald Dahl Whoppsy Whiffling Joke Book written by Roald Dahl and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2018-01-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Roald Dahl is known for his humor! This joke book is an ideal companion to his beloved novels. Roald Dahl's Whoppsy-Whiffling Joke Book is a collection of hundreds of great jokes that would make even the Trunchbull laugh! Inspired by Roald Dahl's wonderful world, these gigglesome gags are guaranteed to raise a chuckle from human beans young and old. CONTENT NOTE: The jokes in this book may cause reader to become the embodiment of the crying-laughing emoji. Side effects include but are not limited to stomach pains, tears of joy, falling off chairs, and flailing.
Download or read book Roald Dahl s Marvellous Joke Book written by Roald Dahl and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2013-05-16 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Which famous writer goes best with a hot dog? Roll Dahl of course! Laugh yourself silly with Roald Dahl's Marvellous Joke Book, filled with over 400 hilarious jokes, limericks and riddles, illustrated by Quentin Blake. Based on Roald Dahl's most famous characters you will be chortling away with Matilda, Charlie, George, The BFG, James and many more! Roald Dahl was full of fun and mischief, and LOVED all kinds of jokes- the sillier the better, like chocolate-covered chickens to grizzly, grouchy grandmas. This side-splitting book includes his own 'knock-knock' jokes, keeping all practising jokesters amused for hours!
Download or read book Seal Island School written by Susan Bartlett and published by Perfection Learning. This book was released on 2001-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Puffin Chapter Books.
Download or read book The Laugh Out Loud Joke Book written by Michael Rosen and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2016-09-01 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Laugh Out Loud Joke Book is jam-packed with over 300 hilarious jokes written and selected by bestselling children's author Michael Rosen. In association with the new Laugh Out Loud Book Prize - a new series of awards for funny children's books in the UK.
Download or read book Fishy Riddles written by Katy Hall and published by Turtleback Books. This book was released on 1993-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For use in schools and libraries only. A collection of simple riddles about fish such as "Why are fish so smart? They are always in schools.
Download or read book Parts written by Tedd Arnold and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1997-09-01 with total page 19 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I just don't know what's going onOr why it has to beBut every day it's something worseWhat's happening to me?So begins this uproarious new story from the best-selling creator of No Jumping on the Bed!,Green Wilma, and other popular books. The young narrator has discovered a disturbing trend: There's fuzz in his belly button his toes are peeling and something just fell out of his nose. The last straw is a loose tooth, which convinces him of the awful truth his parts are coming unglued!Parts deals with a subject of deepest interest to every young child: the stuff our bodies shed. Parents will appreciate the reassuring message that it's all quite normal, while Tedd Arnold's comical illustrations and rhyming text are guaranteed to make young readers laugh their heads off.
Download or read book What s Black and White and Red All Over written by Gyles Brandreth and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2020-08-20 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh yourself silly in this fantastic collection of jokes and riddles! WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER? An embarrassed Penguin A sunburnt elephant A newspaper! Did those jokes make you laugh? Make you groan? Maybe a bit of both? There's a lot more where they came from. Collected here by jokesmith Gyles Brandreth are some of the best and worst jokes ever (plus a few riddles to keep you on your toes). From 'Knock, knock' to 'Waiter waiter', with some funny elephants and giraffes thrown in for good measure, there's also a bit of expert joke advice, so you can show others just how funny you can be! 'Very funny, and often outright silly' Guardian on Have You Eaten Grandma by Gyles Brandreth
Download or read book Matilda s Jokes For Awesome Kids written by Roald Dahl and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2019-08-22 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you get if you add 25 and 917, then subtract 765 and divide the answer by 33? A headache. (Unless you're Matilda!) Matilda's Jokes for Clever Kids would even make the Trunchbull laugh! Narrated by Matilda herself, this joke book is stuffed full of gigglesome gags, silly puns, brain-tickling riddles, and the Trunchbull's favourite insults- guaranteed to raise a chuckle from human beans young and old.
