Download or read book The Mini Jokiest Joke Book written by Kathi Wagner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2020-05-05 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the geologist quit? Because rocks were too hard. The hysterical Jokiest Joking Joke Book series just went pint-sized! Gut-busting one-liners, knock-knocks, puns, and riddles from the full-size book are packed into a fun, pocket-sized edition. Featuring hundreds of hilarious jokes for kids, along with clever black-and-white illustrations, it’s the perfect joke book to have everyone in stitches any place at any time! The Mini Jokiest Joke Book is mini in size, but giant in fun!
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Download or read book The Bailey School Kids Joke Book written by Daniella Burr and published by . This book was released on 1996 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes and riddles about the weird figures living in Bailey City.
Download or read book A Cheesy Little Joke Book written by Brick Puffinton and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is one cheesy fellow Ready to learn some great jokes to share? Play along in this very silly story which features a fun finger puppet toy built into the book, encouraging interactive play, hand-eye coordination, and language development in your little one. Babies and toddlers learn best when they are playing, especially when their grown-ups are in on the fun Collect the entire series in the Finger Puppet Collection This silly joke book entertains while teaching early humor and language patterns The cute cheese finger puppet encourages interactive play between little ones and their grown-ups Soft plush and a funny story combine to provide both tactile and verbal learning opportunities Practice hand-eye coordination while enjoying together time Great gift for the little comedians in your life
Download or read book The Little Joke Book written by and published by . This book was released on 2012-07-01 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
Download or read book Easter Googly Eyed Jokes written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2022-01-18 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Where do carrots eat Easter dinner? At the vege-table! This hilarious 32-page pad pairs wholesome Easter jokes from Highlights with wiggling googly eyes that peek through every page. A perfect Easter basket stuffer, little peeps ages 6-9 will love reading and sharing the 30+ age-appropriate and silly jokes inside this book. This laugh-out-loud joke pad combines wacky googly eyes, silly cartoons and dozens of zany jokes, including knock-knock jokes and riddles about the Easter bunny, colored eggs and more springtime silliness. Guaranteed to amuse any kid on Easter morning, on a road trip, or during other "I'm bored" moments, this book contains jokes the whole family can enjoy. Plus, sharing jokes is a great way for kids to build confidence and social-emotional skills.
Download or read book Karen s Big Joke written by Ann M. Martin and published by . This book was released on 1995 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The McSweeney s Joke Book of Book Jokes written by McSweeney's and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2008-04-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As John Hodgman says in this book's introduction, “We all know that books are funny. First, they are made of paste and cloth, which is funny, as is the fact that people still buy and read them.” With that in mind, the McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes collects the best book-related humor from the humor-laden archives of McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Open it and be regaled by such sketches, lists, letters, and spoofs as: Postcards from James Joyce to his Brother Stan Winnie-the-Pooh is My Coworker Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character? Popular Children's Fairy Tales Reimagined Using Members of My Family The Very Unauthorized Biography of Steven Seagal Chuck Norris Erotica John Updike, Television Writer Jane Eyre Runs for President Cormac McCarthy Writes to the Editor of the Santa Fe New Mexican Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School Letters from Odysseus's College Roommate And many dozens more.
Download or read book A Joke Book for Kids written by Jerry Harwood and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Joke Book for Kids consists of 96 picture filled pages of children inspired, corny jokes, riddles and word play for kids: ages 7 thru 11. The book is a large, 81/2 x 11 inches and can also be used as a coloring book. It makes a great Birthday Present or gift for any occasion. This book is not only fun, but it can also help children through tough times. It can even help poor readers become better students. Children love joke books, and this joke book passes the funny test.
Download or read book Humor is Tremendous written by Charlie E. Jones and published by . This book was released on 1988 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a fun-filled collection of clean jokes, anecdotes, puns, wisecracks, quotations, and tall stories designed for speakers, teachers, pastors, businessmen, masters of ceremonies and everyone who likes to laugh. Arranged alphabetically.
Download or read book Laugh Attack written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the joke experts at Highlights, here is the biggest and best joke book for kids ever—jam-packed with more than 1,000 jokes! This 352-page super-sized collection is filled with family-friendly, wholesome, and fun jokes for kids to share with friends, grandparents, and anyone who needs a laugh. With riddles, knock-knocks, tongue twisters, and cartoons, this book will keep kids giggling and grinning, as well as laughing and learning, for hours. This is the perfect gift or stocking stuffer for any kid!
Download or read book Stuart Little 2 The Joke Book written by Catherine Hapka and published by HarperFestival. This book was released on 2002-06-04 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of quips, puns, knock-knocks, and other jokes captures the humor of the film, "Stuart Little 2."
Download or read book The Little Puffin Joke Book written by Penguin Books, Limited and published by Puffin. This book was released on 2013-09-05 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 300 jokes, riddles and limericks for children in a handy pocket-sized flick book, with a little Puffin flapping up and down the page!Have you heard the one about the cross-eyed teacher? Or the one about the man who stole a lorry load of rhubarb?This tiny little book is PACKED FULL of utterly bonkers jokes and riddles to keep you laughing for hours. Try them on your family and friends and give everyone a chuckle!
Download or read book The Best Joke Book Ever written by Wayne Brindle and published by Bookbaby. This book was released on 2019-12-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever wanted to be the life of the party but were unsure of where to start, this book will point you in the right direction! Contained within these pages are hundreds of the most hilarious jokes you'll ever read. From one-liners to enthralling sagas, this collection is genuinely The Best Joke Book Ever, and will entertain adults and children of all ages.This carefully curated collection includes new jokes, classic jokes, animals and blondes, married couples and lovers, doctors and patients, church-goers, students, lawyers, crooks and more!
Download or read book The Little Book Of Jokes For Funny Kids written by Matthew Ralph and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-02 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate little joke book for kids 6-12 with 400+ jokes. Keep them reading and laughing for hours. "Q: How does a scientist freshen their breath? A: With experi-mints!" This great little book is a collection of 400+ silly kids jokes, knock knock jokes, brain-teasing riddles and tantalizing tongue twisters. All content is clean, 100% child-friendly and most importantly - ACTUALLY funny! There are a few simple black and white illustrations to keep wandering minds interested, while still feeling "grown up". This book is great for both boys and girls of 6-12. Short, simple and hilarious Ideal as a birthday gift Christmas and stocking stuffer Rain day and car journey entertainment Great for early readers or reluctant readers Children can sharpen their wit and also strengthen their reading skills, without even realizing it. This simple-to-read book will provide hours of fun and entertainment with friends at school, or at home with the family. They will become joke masters in no time - no more listening to dull or nonsensical jokes! The jokes in this book are short and concise, so they can be memorized quickly and easily. Jokes cover everyday topics such as school, friends, family, animals etc. Page Up and Order Now
Download or read book Minecraft Joke Book written by Mojang AB and published by . This book was released on 2019 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you hear about the creeper's birthday party? It really went off with a BANG! Why does Alex love redstone lamps? Because they light up her life. Where do tired miners sleep? On bedrock. The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed full of hilarious jokes that will have you laughing your blocks off! There's something for every Minecrafter, whatever their age. Collect all of the official Minecraft books to become the best Minecrafter you can be: Minecraft Guide to Exploration: 9781405285971 Minecraft Guide to Creative: 9781405285988 Minecraft Guide to Redstone: 9781405286008 Minecraft Guide to the Nether and the End: 9781405285995 Minecraft Guide to Enchantments and Potions: 9781405288958 Minecraft Guide to PVP Minigames: 9781405288965 Minecraft Guide to Farming: 9781405290104 Minecraft Blockopedia: 9781405273534 Minecraft: Exploded Builds: Medieval Fortress: 9781405284172 Minecraft The Survivors' Book of Secrets: 9781405283335 Minecraft Survival Tin: 9781405288200 Minecraft Mobestiary: 9781405286022 Minecraft: The Ultimate Construction Collection: 9781405291927 Minecraft is a multi-platform block-based gaming sensation available on Xbox, PlayStation, PC and mobile devices. Whether you're in Creative, Survival or Hardcore Mode, the official Mojang-approved Minecraft books contain all the advice you need to survive and thrive.
