Download or read book The Hypno Talkers of Zlar Four In One written by Doctor MC and published by Hypo to Helio Books. This book was released on 2014-08-29 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Aliens from Zlar need Earth women to make Zlarian babies. How do the aliens lure the women onto the spaceship? With hypnotic alien technology. What happens when this hypnotic technology falls into the wrong hands? What will the U.S. government do when its conspiracy to hush up the alien raids is threatened? Who will become unlikely heroes? Who winds up getting the girl(s)? This book holds four stories- The Hypno-Talker Of Zlar-Kevin, an old man, can't stop his women neighbors from walking onto a spaceship. Then the U.S. Army shows up, and things get worse instead of better. Hypno-Talker's First Download-Kevin has put complete plans for building a hypno-talker on the internet, but Netizens think the thing's a scam. One desperate man downloads those plans, builds a hypno-talker, and tries it out. This is his story. Revenge At College-A sorority girl publicly humiliates a nerd. But Jerry finds a way to get even. Nerd Saves Women-Nerd Egbert decides to rescue nineteen women and a sick alien who are being held prisoner by the U.S. Army, merely for walking off of a spaceship. Egbert's goal seems impossible-for one thing, his only weapon is a wooden sword. Fiction > Erotica Fiction > Humorous Fiction > Science Fiction > Alien Contact Fiction > Short Stories (single author) Fiction > War & Military Fiction > Thrillers > Technological Humor > Form > Parodies Tags: alien invasion, aliens, Australian, conspiracy, damsels in distress, erotica, female almost-virgin, female virgin, female-female, FF, humor, hypnosis, lesbian, lesbian harem, lesbian to bi, male dominant, male-female, MC, MD, MF, mind control, oral sex, parody, police chase, rescue, sorority, straight to bi, submissive female, vengeance, workplace sex The story is 88,600 words.
Download or read book The Bimborg written by Doctor MC and published by Hypo to Helio Books. This book was released on 2013-03-26 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How does one young man alone stop cyborg invaders from the future? For Charlie-Bob Owens, a nerd high-school senior, everything started when he attacked an armed robber in order to save two fair damsels. He got shot in the leg as a result. Soon after, he got rewarded with a harem of—though he had no way of knowing this—sex-slave cyborgs called _bimborg_. All he knew was that the hottest girls in his school (plus two hot teachers) were dropping their boyfriends and were offering Charlie-Bob any kind of sex, anytime, anywhere. But soon after, Earth got a second kind of cyborg: the Cybes, evil cyborgs from the 27th century, who had conquered 428 planets. The Cybes had become stranded in the year 2013. The Cybes decided to do what they did best: turn every one of Earth’s billions of people into a Cybe. Two weeks after Charlie-Bob Owens learned the truth about his high-school harem, about the bimborg (of whom there were 22 million on Earth), and about the Cybes, Charlie-Bob became Bimborg King. He alone could save Earth from the Cybes. But what about the Cybes’ deadly enemies in the 27th century, the Space Navy of the Planetary Alliance? The Space Navy got prevented from ever existing. Now there was nobody who could come from the future and help Charlie-Bob beat the Cybes. Note: This is a soft-core porn parody. But not of “Lost In Space.” PARTS OF THE NOVEL: Part 1: “KING JAMES” UPTON—he’s the mad scientist who steals Cybe technology and creates a worldwide harem of bimborg. Part 2: CHARLIE-BOB OWENS—he does a brave act to save two damsels in distress, and unknowingly wins a great reward. Part 3: THE CYBES—evil cyborgs from the 27th century crash on Earth, and decide to Cybefy all of Earth’s people. Part 4: BATTLE FOR EARTH—Charlie-Bob and the bimborg v. the Cybes. Part 5: EPILOGUE—life after the climactic battle for the future of Earth. Tags: alpha male, damsel in distress, erotic scifi, erotica, female virgin, harem, hypnosis, lesbian to bi, male-female, male dominant, male virgin, ménage à trois, mind control, oral sex, parody, romance, Star Trek, submissive female, threesome, virtue rewarded All ebooks by this publisher are free of DRM (Digital Rights Meddling).
Download or read book One More Genie written by Doctor MC and published by Hypo to Helio Books. This book was released on 2015-03-21 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For the past four years, Marvin Harper has had a great life. His wife loves him, his housekeeper loves him, he has a live-in harem, and he's famous to millions of Americans as the "hero billionaire." Only a few people know that Marvin is a genie-master, like Aladdin once was. Because Marvin is kind and unselfish, his genie Fatima actually gave him more than he'd wished for, four years ago. But in the world are four other Vessels besides Fatima's lamp, and four other genies. Vinnie Lavagetto, a Mafia hit man, finds the lamp with big blue genie Kharmesh in it. Eventually Vinnie will become Marvin's sworn enemy--and Kharmesh has been Fatima's enemy for twenty-six centuries. But Marvin has another problem, one he doesn't know about. Long ago, six djinn were put into Vessels as hostages, so that the three Tribes of djinn would never fight the Djinn War. The Djinn War, had it happened, would have caused millions of human casualties. Geniefying six djinn worked as a plan--the Djinn War was stopped before it started, and the Tribes have never fought since. But Hakeezib, Chief of the Blue Tribe of Djinn, has been spoiling for a fight since 632 B.C. Tags: magic, genie, male dominant, sexy, mind control, threesome, romance, alpha male, damsel in distress, female submissive, harem, male-female, maledom, oral sex, lesbian submissive, wish, Mafia, virtue rewarded The novel is 49,900 words. This is the sequel to Three More Wishes: Be Kind To Your Genie.
Download or read book The Curse of the Boyfriend Sweater written by Alanna Okun and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2018-03-20 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Curse of the Boyfriend Sweater is a memoir about life truths learned through crafting. People who craft know things. They know how to transform piles of yarn into sweaters and scarves. They know that some items, like woolen bikini tops, are better left unknit. They know that making a hat for a newborn baby isn’t just about crafting something small but appreciating the beginnings of life, which sometimes helps make peace with the endings. They know that if you knit your boyfriend a sweater, your relationship will most likely be over before the last stitch. Alanna Okun knows that crafting keeps her anxiety at bay. She knows that no one will ever be as good a knitting teacher as her beloved grandmother. And she knows that even when we can’t control anything else, we can at least control the sticks, string, and fabric right in front of us. Okun lays herself bare and takes readers into the parts of themselves they often keep hidden. Yet at the same time she finds humor in the daily indignities all crafters must face (like when you catch the dreaded Second Sock Syndrome and can’t possibly finish the second in a pair). Okun has written a book that will speak to anyone who has said to themselves, or to everyone within earshot, “I made that.”
Download or read book The Girl I Saved on the Train Turned Out to Be My Childhood Friend Vol 1 light novel written by Kennoji and published by Yen Press LLC. This book was released on 2021-11-30 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A FRUSTRATINGLY SWEET, ZERO-STRESS ROMANTIC COMEDY! As children, Ryou Takamori and Hina Fushimi were thick as thieves—but while Hina grew more beautiful and popular, Ryou faded into the background as a loner, and the two drifted apart. That is, until the morning Ryou saves Hina from a groper on a train and unwittingly reminds her how close they used to be. Now Hina is smitten—if only Ryou weren’t so oblivious!
Download or read book Dirty Japanese written by Matt Fargo and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-04-26 with total page 153 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn cool slang, funny insults and all the words they didn’t teach you in class with this comprehensive guide to dirty Japanese. You’ve taken Japanese lessons and learned all kinds of useful phrases. You know how to order dinner, get directions, and ask for the bathroom. But what happens when it’s time to drop the textbook formality? To really know a language, you need to know it’s bad words, too. You need Dirty Japanese. From common slang and insulting curses to explicit sexual expressions, this volume teaches the kind of Japanese heard heard every day on the streets from Tokyo to Kyoto from “What’s up?” (Ossu?) to “I’m smashed,” (Beron beron ni nattekita.).
Download or read book Complete Submission written by C. D. Reiss and published by Flip City Media. This book was released on 2019-09 with total page 890 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The COMPLETE USA Today Bestselling series Jonathan Drazen is a beautiful, damaged billionaire with a taste for obedience. Monica is a struggling musician who obeys no man. But she just made a little wager with him--one she's sure she can win. If she loses, she spends the night under his command. If she wins... it doesn't matter. She just found out Jonathan doesn't lose his bets, and his women always end up where he wants them. And this little bet? Turns out it's for far more than a night on her knees.
Download or read book My Little Sister Can Read Kanji Volume 3 written by Takashi Kajii and published by J-Novel Club. This book was released on 2017-05-22 with total page 189 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 23rd century is back to normal: The prime minister is a 2D character again and kanji has been banished to the history books... Except for the appearance of the Special Cultural District that keeps up the old writing style and traditions, that is. But that shouldn't affect Gin Imose's life, after all. Until one day, he receives an email from someone who shouldn't even exist... his long-lost blood-related little sister!
Download or read book Woodstock Gave Me You written by J.D. Walker and published by JMS Books LLC. This book was released on 2017-04-29 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's Woodstock, 1969, and Laramie Pruitt is anxious to feel some peace and love after the recent Stonewall riots in his hometown. While he's grooving to some great music at the festival, Laramie meets a handsome young man named Sullivan “Sully” Conyers. They get along well together, and Sully even tolerates Laramie's tendency to get on his soapbox about social issues and Big Brother. When Laramie learns that Sully is gay, it leads to a tryst later that night and clandestine kisses under Sully's tarp during a rainstorm. Things are great, but as always, Laramie's mouth gets him into trouble, and drives Sully away. Laramie knows he was wrong, but in a sea of half a million people, how is he supposed to find Sully and apologize? Thankfully, Laramie finds Sully on the last day of the event and he gets a second chance at love.
Download or read book Sweetest Obsession written by Ann Mayburn and published by Ann Mayburn. This book was released on 2017-04-25 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a STANDALONE insta-obsession erotic romance set in the Cordova Empire series (no cheating-HEA-no cliffhanger) Ramon In my family, there’s an old story going back generations about love at first sight. I used to think it was a fairytale, until I met my sweet Joy. The more I got to know her, the more I wanted her. But the world of the cartels is a dangerous place, so I watched her from afar, wishing things were different and I could claim her for my own. Despite my best efforts to keep her safe, evil found Joy. After she endured a savage beating at the hands of a rival cartel, I vowed to do everything in my power to make her mine and win her heart. I can only pray that when she finds out the truth about me, and the things I’ve done to bind her to me forever, that she’ll be able to love the monster I really am. Joy Without a doubt, Ramon Cordova is one of the biggest jerks I’ve ever met. He’s egotistical, bossy, and seems to know how to push all my buttons. Too bad he’s also sinfully handsome, utterly charming when he wants to be, and is the only man I feel safe with. After the attack, I’ve become afraid of the world outside of my home—afraid of crowds, afraid of loud noises, afraid of everything. When I’m in Ramon’s strong arms, those fears melt away. I know there’s a darkness inside of him that he tries to hide, and I’m afraid that when I finally find out the secrets he’s been keeping, he’ll destroy what’s left of my battered heart.
Download or read book One Night With Him written by Cd Reiss and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-15 with total page 396 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE HIT USA TODAY BESTSELLER Jonathan Drazen's my billionaire boss. Or he was, until he fired me. Now he wants to make a bet. If I win, he'll give me enough money to not care about this waitressing job. If he wins, I'm completely and utterly his for the night. Since a bad breakup, I've sworn off men, but I'll take this wager. He's hot enough to break some rules over. Besides, he's still hung up on his ex-wife. There's no chance he'll want more after the sun comes up. Just one night, and I walk away from his dark past and his hot demands. I shouldn't walk away in the morning. No, I should do the smart thing and run right now. Turns out, when Jonathan Drazen wants something, he gets it, and after our one night, he wants me. ------------- Previously released as Beg Tease Su bmit and Sub mission A USA Today Bestseller and Audie Award Finalist under the title Beg Tease Submit
Download or read book The Scarlet Thread written by Yvonne Curri and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2014-10-08 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Scarlet Thread" is a true story of a young woman tangled in the scarlet thread of love and destiny. She was fated to pay a high price for that love when her child and lover were torn from her arms. A narcissistic mother, the prejudice of her true love's father, as well as the shady adoption system of the 1960s were all instrumental in separating the three of them. Years later, while searching for her child, who was lost in the sealed paperwork of adoption, her true love returns after a forty-year sabbatical, setting her on an uncharted, late-in-life journey.
Download or read book Come As You Aren t written by Potter Gift and published by Clarkson Potter. This book was released on 2017-10-31 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This simple role-playing kit will help couples experiment, improvise, and seduce in ways they never would have otherwise imagined. To use the set, one partner draws a Who, a What, and a Where card at random, puts them in an envelope, and then gives the envelope for their partner or leaves it for him or her. From there, it's up to them to enact the scenarios as they see fit. The instructions are printed on back cover of the slipcase and each deck comes with a few blank cards to customize.
Download or read book Rise of the Fallen Special Edition written by Donya Lynne and published by . This book was released on 2012-03 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the streets of Chicago exists an uneasy, centuries-old truce between vampires and their distant cousins, a race of shifters called drecks. Vampire enforcement agency, All the King's Men (AKM), is charged with maintaining the truce, but when volatile enforcer Micah Black loses his mate and falls into the biological agony that results from the broken bond, he tests the boundaries of the truce by seeking out Apostle, a leader in the dreck community. Micah wants Apostle to kill him, a request Apostle is more than happy to fulfill. When ex-Army medic Samantha Garrett inadvertently disrupts the plot and saves Micah's life, a chain reaction sets Micah's heart on a collision course with Sam's, but he will have to protect her from Apostle and her obsessive ex-husband, Steve, if they will have a chance at forever. Can Micah hold his emotions together to keep Sam alive?
