Download or read book The Hairiest Butt written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2019-05-06 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The search for the hairiest butt on Venus leads to explosive results. Approximately 1,600 words. WARNING: Butts, with lots of hair on them.

Download or read book Young and Hairy written by David Butt and published by Heretic Books. This book was released on 1999 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Photos of the younger hairy male, not muscle-bound wannabee adonis but the nice, friendly boy-next-door. David Butt captures the spirit of today - male models nonchalantly display erectionsoutdoors and indoors completely naturally.

Download or read book Hairy Nose Itchy Butt written by Garry Duncan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-08-01 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever had an itch you couldn't scratch? Hairy-Nosed Wombat has one, and somebody has chopped down his favourite scratching tree! Join our marsupial hero on an itchity, scratchity adventure as he tries to find the perfect place to scratch his butt. Itchity, scratchity, grumble and groan. A shudder and shake, a snort and a moan. A grunt and a huff, and a spitterly splut. He said “I really need to scratch my butt.” This story, written by South Australian author Elizabeth Frankel, and illustrated by Garry Duncan, will charm children and adults alike.

Download or read book What the Yuck written by Roshini Raj and published by Oxmoor House. This book was released on 2010-08-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All women have concerns about their body that they are just too embarrassed to mention to their doctor. In "What The Yuck?!" "Health Magazine" Medical Editor Dr. Roshini Rajapaksa (Dr. Raj) answers them all - from the serious like 'Is it bad that I drank margaritas before I realized I was pregnant?' and 'Could this mole be skin cancer?' to the offbeat like 'Can too many venti lattes (Green Tea latte made with Soy) give you a heart attack?' and 'Why do I get a headache when I eat chocolate cupcakes?' Dr. Raj sheds light on even the most confusing symptoms, telling readers when not to worry, and when to see their doctor. The book also shares insider tips from Dr. Raj, fascinating factoids - such as 'Most women have one breast that's larger than the other' - as well as poll results, so readers can see at a glance how many seemingly-weird body issues are actually healthy and normal. All 205 questions come from real women; they cover everyday health concerns and thoroughly modern conundrums, such as H1N1 (Swine Flu), celebrity diets, and mobile phone dangers. The book is organized by themes such as 'That time of the month' and 'Between the sheets', making it easy to navigate and irresistible to flip through. Sure to be a classic, "What The Yuck?!" is a book women of all ages will want to own.

Download or read book The Big Book of Butts written by Eva Manzano and published by NubeOcho. This book was released on 2023-11-06 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No conocemos a los culos. En este libro divulgativo descubriremos su historia, hablaremos de los culos humanos y de los culos del mundo animal, de los tipos de culos, ¡y de los colores que pueden llegar a tener! ¿Sabías que tener un culo nos vuelve más inteligentes? ¿Has oído hablar de los culos catapulta? No hay dos culos iguales, por eso es importante conocerlos bien.

Download or read book The Day My Butt Went Psycho TV Tie In written by Andy Griffiths and published by Macmillan Publishers Aus.. This book was released on 2014-01-01 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read the delightfully silly series that inspired the television animation. Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story ... The story of a boy and his crazy, runaway bum. It's the story of a crack bum-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Bum Hunter and his formidable daughter, and some of the biggest, ugliest and meanest bums ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of courage and endurance that takes Zack on a journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest and over the Sea of Bums before descending into the heart of an explosive bumcano to confront the biggest, ugliest and meanest bum of them all ...

Download or read book Four Stinky Stories Vol 4 written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2020-02-21 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can you believe it? Four more stinky stories have squeaked out, including these ghastly ghost turds: PUT ANOTHER FART IN THE JUKEBOX, BABY When Brad Blemmings meets his blind date at Fifty Something, a retro shake and burger joint, he's not sure what to expect. But the goth beauty Maimah is quite a handful, and then there's the matter of the farting jukebox in the corner... PEDO FLAMBÉ When an old man hobbles into the Palazzio and demands his favorite dish, the peculiar Pedo Flambé, the wait staff isn't sure what to make of it. "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have such a thing on our menu." His baby-faced waiter Zach Spitz frowns. "You sure about that?" The old man slaps down a $100 bill. "Of course, sir. Right away, sir!" Zach's manager snatches up the bill and runs back to the kitchen. FART LOVER SUPREME Kimberly Grant is ruthless, and wants a taco. Thankfully, she's found a sucker to give it to her. Big time! DON'T COUNT YOUR CHICKEN FARTS BEFORE THEY HATCH When Miles Puggsley spends his last dollar on a carton of empty eggs, he realizes he's reached rock bottom and the end is near. But there's a basement to the misery he now endures, especially for the once proud DMV specialist turned exorcist. Can a band of wild chicken farts change his fortunes? No, probably not. BONUS: THE HAIRIEST BUTT The search for the hairiest butt on Venus leads to explosive results. Approximately 15,500 words.

Download or read book CHOIRBOY written by W. Richard St. James and published by Club Lighthouse Publishing. This book was released on with total page 376 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s getting to be the end of the Swinging Seventies. Roger has enjoyed it to the hilt with a dream job as resident dorm counselor at a prestigious East Coast women’s college. A gig as lead tenor in a gay men’s chorus opens up a whole new realm of pleasure. It’s heaven on Earth. But what will happen if he doesn’t get tenure? Cindy is Roger’s long time fiancee, a permanent graduate student on the other coast, struggling to survive doing odd jobs. They have an agreement since they are apart during the academic year. He can satisfy himself with the college girls as long as it’s purely casual. She will only date other women. But she finds an unexpected source of income at a sex club. Is this the end of their tenuous relationship? Torsten is the chair of Roger’s department, an old school gentlemen with a large couch convenient in his office. A man who loves the pretty students and aquavit. A man who is not aging well. Hanna was one of Roger’s students. Torsten’s daughter. A beauty, the one Roger fell in love with, after all. But she has been out of college for a while now, they haven’t seen each other, now she is engaged to a boy even richer than her father. But her father’s drunken rants are getting in the way. Harry is a beautiful boy with a crush on Roger. A tenor in the gay men’s choir. Sally, Tonya and Jenny are students with boyfriend issues, daddy issues, troubled girls who need the kind of help only Roger can provide. Felicia is the proverbial Black female computer scientist, Roger’s main rival for the tenure spot. But also a beautiful woman with boyfriend issues, in need of Roger’s unique therapy. What could possibly go wrong?

Download or read book The Penis Book written by Aaron Spitz, M.D. and published by Rodale Books. This book was released on 2018-02-20 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever wanted to know about the penis but were afraid to ask? Dr. Aaron Spitz has that answer—and many more. Let Dr. Spitz—who served as assistant clinical professor at UC Irvine's Department of Urology for 15 years and who is a regularly featured guest on The Doctors—become your best friend as he fearlessly guides you through the hairiest and the scariest questions in The Penis Book. An unflinching, comprehensive guide to everything from sexually transmitted infections to the science of blood flow, The Penis Book prominently features an easy-to-follow holistic five-step plan for optimum penis health, including plant-based eating recommendations, information on some penis-healthy foods, and suggested exercises for penis wellbeing. Useful to men and women alike, The Penis Book is a one-stop-shop for the care and maintenance of the penis in your life.

Download or read book Chinese Whispers written by Marisa Mackle and published by Little Black Dress. This book was released on 2008-12-11 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A-list parties, free champagne, celebrities - it's every girl's dream. But as Fiona Lemmon's discovering, it can all be a bit of a drag. Between being caught with her best friend's boyfriend and having to scour Dublin for a new housemate, she doesn't have the time to find material for her celebrity gossip column. If only there was someone she could use to fill in the gaps... Enter Bunny Maguire. Before long, sweet and innocent Bunny has been remade by Fiona into the very best of It Girls - rich, pretty, and with bags of time to spend at the right parties with the right people. But somewhere along the line something goes wrong - and Fiona discovers that, far from solving her problems, she could have created a absolute monster...

Download or read book Mystery at Riddle Gully written by Jen Banyard and published by Fremantle Press. This book was released on 2012-05-01 with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pollo di Nozi, a reporter-in-training, has a nose for news. Weird things are happening in Riddle Gully and Pollo smells a major scoop. With Shorn Connery, her sheepish sidekick, Pollo is determined to track down the truth. But is Will, the new boy in town, conspiring with the pushy mayor, the Graffiti Kid, and a strange Transylvanian to send her sniffing up the wrong trail? Suspensful and humerous, this book unravels the mysteries of Riddle Gully.

Download or read book Let Your Dreams Be Your Doctor written by Arlene Shovald and published by BalboaPress. This book was released on 2011-06-09 with total page 141 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let Your Dreams Be Your Doctor is the result of author Arlene Shovalds lifelong fascination with dreams. Revealing her own healing experiences with dreams as well as the experiences of fourteen other individuals who contributed to her study on using dreams to work with emotional and physical problems, she provides direction for the novice who has just begin to pay attention to those mysterious messages we get during the night, as well as new information for the person who has studied his or her dreams for years. In particular, case studies make the reading interesting and enjoyable. As Shovald explains, obtaining information about physical and emotional health from dreams is rather like going to a doctor who speaks a foreign language. You many not understand the diagnosis and plan of treatment in the beginning, but once you learn the symbolic language of dreams, the information becomes clear.

Download or read book Penny Nichols written by MK Reed and published by Top Shelf Productions. This book was released on 2019-06-12 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Somehow, sarcastic Penny’s gotten roped into helping make an amateur slasher film. With a team of flakes and weirdos, she’s probably the only one who can save this stupid movie… but maybe it can save her, too. Now can somebody please stop that dog from licking the fake blood? This hilarious original graphic novel is a loving tribute to the chaos and camaraderie of DIY filmmaking, and the ways we find our future—and our family—in the unlikeliest of places.

Download or read book Look Behind written by Lola M. Schaefer and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2008-03 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An alphabet book featuring the butts, bottoms, derrieres, and rumps of the animal kingdom, from warthogs to beetles, from cows to salamanders.

Download or read book Plants of Western New South Wales written by G. M. Cunningham and published by CSIRO PUBLISHING. This book was released on 2011-07-28 with total page 768 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now back in print. Plants of Western New South Wales grew from the long experience and expertise which the authors acquired during their employment with their respective organisations in the arid and semi-arid pastoral areas of the State. Each author became aware of the need for a comprehensive record illustrating and describing the great array of plants in the area. The need was identified both for people involved in research and advisory services, and particularly for the landholders who need to manage the plants for their livelihood. The book is a landmark because it draws together all of the existing knowledge of plants from the area, adds to it the extensive collections and research of the authors and presents the whole as a comprehensive collation and description of the plants of the dry pastoral portion of the State. Because of its comprehensive nature, the work is significant to pastoralists and people concerned with plants throughout Australia. The 1992 edition of Plants of Western New South Wales has been reprinted and published by CSIRO PUBLISHING with a one page appendix giving website addresses of various herbaria in Australia where the reader can readily access up-to-date information on botanical name changes.

Download or read book Secret Agent Disco Dancer Grand Slam written by Scott Gordon and published by S.E. Gordon. This book was released on 2019-03-28 with total page 1311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes every story in the My Crazy Pet Frog and Secret Agent Disco Dancer series, ever. BOOKS 1. Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon 2. Double Agent Orangegrove 3. Was It The Lobster Bisque? 4. The Last Ding Dong on Earth 5. Did Somebody Say Pizza? 6. Frosted Flake 7. Was It The Tira Misu? 8. Burger Blues 9. Burger Blues Side Story 10. You Don't Know Jack 11. Soccer Star 12. I Gave My Pizza A Spanking 13. Santa's Super Helpers 14. The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas 15. The Zombies Ate My Pizza 16. Taco Tuesday 17. Chicken George 18. Santa Got Run Over by a Burrito 19. My Crazy Pet Frog, A Novelette PREVIEWS 1. Earl of Manwich 2. Burger Blues 2 3. Call Me Crabby 4. Secret Agent Disco Dancer, A Novel 5. Agent -1 INTERVIEWS 1. A Random Bag of Frogs (Fredrico Frillyfoam) 2. A Random Bag of Pigs (Earnest T. Bacon) 3. A Random Bag of Fries (Goldo "Goldy" McLuvin) 4. A Random Bag of Oranges (Double Agent Orangegrove) 5. A Random Bag of Cherries (Cherrywine Divine) 6. A Random Bag of Horse Manure (Special Agent Halfwitz) 7. A Random Bag of Buttz (Major Buttz) 8. A Random Bag of Mistletoe (Santa) Over 1,100 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Download or read book Solid wood Cabinet Construction written by Franz Karg and published by Taunton. This book was released on 1991 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You don't have to invest a fortune in gadgetry to make accurate measurements, and you needn't have advanced mathematical training to build complex houses. Author John Carroll provides dozens of beautifully simple techniques for highly accurate measuring, marking, and layout using a number of basic tools. Good habits of measuring and marking not only ensure high quality but also save materials and money and increase productivity. Measuring, Marking & Layout will help you produce clean, professional-looking work and shows you how to do the job right the first time.