Download or read book The Funny Life of Milo Gross Stories written by J. S. Holdaway and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-16 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wonders of the world. The Colosseum. The Pyramids. The Leaning Tower of Pizza. If you multiply their greatness by the grains of sand in the sea and the stars in the sky and the number of cats on the moon, it is still not enough to accurately describe this incredible new book where you may discover the very meaning of life itself. Are you ready to change your life?The first time around Milo's mother didn't allow him to tell any gross stories. She said, "No, it's not appropriate." That's why there's a sequel. It's kind of strange. The stories are silly. He's a little bit odd. With colorful illustrations and clever wordplay, this early reader series builds vocabulary in a fun and engaging way.Welcome to the Funny Life of Milo: Gross Stories. And yes, it is gross. But not too gross. Just gross enough to be called "Gross Stories." Unless you're a Mom or Dad. Then it's kind of a gray area.
Download or read book The Funny Life of Milo written by J. S. Holdaway and published by Funny Milo. This book was released on 2021-04-10 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's kind of strange. The stories are silly. He's a little bit odd. Join the misadventures of Milo as he discovers that some words can have more than one meaning. With a quirky sense of humor, witty wordplay and other surprises, The Funny Life of Milo is a collection of eight silly and strange tales written to make you laugh. Each story has its own comedic twist, large print and full-page illustrations creating an easy and entertaining read for kids. Recommended 2nd grade to 6th grade.
Download or read book The Funny Life of Milo written by Jesse Holdaway and published by . This book was released on 2023-11-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Science! This hilarious picture book teaches kids all about the microscopic world of germs. Milo doesn't understand why he can't drink water from the lake. It's cold. It's clear. It's delicious! What could go wrong? Grab your favorite microscope because you're going to summer school! But don't worry, there's no homework or even a classroom. This summer, his teacher is life experience. Laugh and learn with Milo as he discovers the invisible world of germs. Written in rhyme so kids can follow along, this picture book is great for beginner readers ages 3 to 7. It's kind of strange. The stories are silly. He's a little bit odd. Welcome to the Funny Life of Milo! Created by Jesse Holdaway and illustrated by Nesi Buencamino, this quirky picture book series is loved by both parents and children for its clever wordplay and offbeat humor.
Download or read book The Funny Life of Milo Zoo Day written by Jesse Holdaway and published by . This book was released on 2023-04-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to The Funny Life of Milo: Zoo Day! Run with a cheetah. Slither with a snake. Pet a lion. Wait, do not pet a lion! Maybe just look at the lion. And definitely don't take an elephant home with you. Get ready for an adventure when Milo's imagination runs as wild as the animals in the zoo. Perfect for kids learning how to read, this comic book is full of high frequency sight words.
Download or read book The Quarry Master written by Amanda Milo and published by . This book was released on 2020-07-25 with total page 450 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BASH: I dislike people.I despise humans.A cruel mandate from one of my region's rulers has saddled me with a slew of little alien humans: I'm to put them to work.One problem?I run a rock quarry, where humans' thin skin is a detriment to productivity. Overseeing these humans is like trying to herd yanaks. If I don't burn, beat, or strangle them to death by the day's end, it will be a miracle.ISLA: I can tell the boss likes me, because I'm not dead. Bash is abrasive and acerbic, like some sort of alien love child between Michael Caine and Miss Hannigan. And maybe Ebenezer Scrooge. Bash is a little... anti-human race. But he's not all bad. Sure, he's a little growly and he sets things on fire when he gets mad, but even villains need a friend. And here? Bash is everybody's villain.Everybody's but mine.Warning: This book is the slowest of slow burns. It's a 127K story with the personal puzzle parts not snapping together until the last stretch of the book. If you want to sink your teeth into a romance that hits the fireworks level fast, skip on this one. But if you want a sweet slow burn, then this one might be the book for you. (Especially if you love super grouchy heroes with big horns and bigger attitudes.)
Download or read book The Amazing Fart Man written by J. B. O'Neil and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Milo Snotrocket has returned, this time as the butt-kicking superhero, Fart-Man! Joined by his best friend and sidekick Stinky, Fart-Man is ready to save the neighborhood the only way possible: with farts!"--Page 4 of cover.
Download or read book Dangerous written by Milo Yiannopoulos and published by . This book was released on 2017 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The liberal media machine did everything they could to keep this book out of your hands. Now, finally, Dangerous, the most controversial book of the decade, is tearing down safe spaces everywhere.
Download or read book Do Unto Animals written by Tracey Stewart and published by Artisan. This book was released on 2015-10-20 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times bestseller and USA Today bestseller The more we know about the animals in our world and the better we care for them, the better our lives will be. Former veterinary technician and animal advocate Tracey Stewart understands this better than most—and she’s on a mission to change how we interact with animals. Through hundreds of charming illustrations, a few homemade projects, and her humorous, knowledgeable voice, Stewart provides insight into the secret lives of animals and the kindest ways to live with and alongside them. At home, she shows readers how to speak “dog-ese” and “cat-ese” and how to “virtually adopt” an animal. In the backyard, we learn about building bee houses, dealing nicely with pesky moles, and creative ways to bird-watch. And on the farm, Stewart teaches us what we can do to help all farm animals lead a better life (and reveals pigs’ superpowers!). Part practical guide, part memoir of her life with animals, and part testament to the power of giving back, Do Unto Animals is a gift for animal lovers of all stripes.
Download or read book The Werewolf Nanny written by Amanda Milo and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-30 with total page 376 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As a struggling single mom with a babysitter emergency, I'm relieved when Finn Cauley--Irish heartthrob, my boss, and my work-friend-who-I-keep-at-a-distance--takes me by the shoulders and says the four most beautiful words a stressed-out woman can ever hear: I will fix this. Finn proceeds to literally drag a free babysitter into our house, for which I'm super grateful, really. I just have just one teeny, tiny concern. Our new nanny is a *werewolf.* Note: This story is a *slow*-burn romantic comedy with more than 100,000 words of sweet wereshifter fun.
Download or read book Ninja Farts written by J. B. O'Neil and published by Sky Pony. This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ready to laugh your butt off? Get ready to be blown-away by the outrageous adventures of Milo Snotrocket! His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just your average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja—taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done!
Download or read book The Milo Story written by Lloyd J. Treworgy and published by . This book was released on 1988 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book How to Be Poor written by Milo Yiannopoulos and published by . This book was released on 2019-04-09 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Recently, I became poor. It's disgusting, and it means God loves me less than he loves you. In case you, too, have been fired for something you said, or deplatformed for something you believe, this book will explain how to navigate life when you are unexpectedly yanked from privilege and told to, err, earn a living.
Download or read book Carsick written by John Waters and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. This book was released on 2014-06-03 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Carsick is the New York Times bestselling chronicle of a cross-country hitchhiking journey with America's most beloved weirdo. John Waters is putting his life on the line. Armed with wit, a pencil-thin mustache, and a cardboard sign that reads "I'm Not Psycho," he hitchhikes across America from Baltimore to San Francisco, braving lonely roads and treacherous drivers. But who should we be more worried about, the delicate film director with genteel manners or the unsuspecting travelers transporting the Pope of Trash? Before he leaves for this bizarre adventure, Waters fantasizes about the best and worst possible scenarios: a friendly drug dealer hands over piles of cash to finance films with no questions asked, a demolition-derby driver makes a filthy sexual request in the middle of a race, a gun-toting drunk terrorizes and holds him hostage, and a Kansas vice squad entraps and throws him in jail. So what really happens when this cult legend sticks out his thumb and faces the open road? His real-life rides include a gentle eighty-one-year-old farmer who is convinced Waters is a hobo, an indie band on tour, and the perverse filmmaker's unexpected hero: a young, sandy-haired Republican in a Corvette. Laced with subversive humor and warm intelligence, Carsick is an unforgettable vacation with a wickedly funny companion—and a celebration of America's weird, astonishing, and generous citizenry.
Download or read book Dog Farts written by Herbert I. Kavet and published by Warren Gorham & Lamont. This book was released on 1993-12 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Milo written by Lily Morton and published by . This book was released on 2019-02-19 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Once upon a time a brave knight rescued a young man. Unfortunately, he then spent the next few years bossing the young man around and treating him like a child.Milo has been burying himself at Chi an Mor, hiding from the wreckage of his once promising career and running from a bad relationship that destroyed what little confidence he had. Niall, his big brother's best friend, has been there for him that entire time. An arrogant and funny man, Niall couldn't be any more different from the shy and occasionally stuttering Milo, which has never stopped Milo from crushing wildly on the man who saved him.However, just as Milo makes the decision to move on from his hopeless crush, he and Niall are thrown into close contact, and for the first time ever Niall seems to be returning his interest. But it can never work. How can it when Milo always needs rescuing?From the bestselling author of the Mixed Messages series comes a story about a man who needs to write his own happily ever after.This is the second book in the Finding Home series, but it can be read as a standalone.Content warning: There are descriptions of domestic abuse in this book.
Download or read book Dragon Farts written by J B O'Neil and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BONUS - Includes FREE "Dragon Farts" Audiobook Inside!That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of my fart-tastic new book, "Dragon Farts: Fire in the Hole!" You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects from this latest addition to the #1 bestselling "Fart Books" series. Twice the farting fun! Join the Knights of the Round Butthole On Their Epic Quest!When the mysterious sickly wizard Hurlin vomits his way into Milo's life, Milo suddenly finds himself transported back to the Middle Ages, where loyal knights never take baths, burping is a compliment, and dragons fart flames of fear! In this strange new world, Milo must use all of his grossest skills to slay the Dragon of Arm's Pit, and save the land of Smellsalot!You and your kids will be in stiches with laughter as Milo and the Knights of the Round Butthole: * Compete in a loogie-spitting competition...FOR THEIR LIVES!* Discover the cursed "Sword of Losers" Excalipoor!* Match wits with the world's smartest 3-headed troll!* Enter a hot-fart duel to the death with the deadly Dragon...AND MORE!!With 21 goofy comic book illustrations and pages and pages of fun farting goodness, "Dragon Farts" is the Holy Grail of laughs! Here's what readers are saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." Lisa D."Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" Tom Foster"This ebook had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!" Rob Rodenparker Grab your copy of "Dragon Farts" at this special price now, and download the FREE AUDIOBOOK (included inside).
Download or read book We All Looked Up written by Tommy Wallach and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-03-24 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The lives of four high school seniors intersect weeks before a meteor is set to pass through Earth's orbit, with a 66.6% chance of striking and destroying all life on the planet.
