Download or read book The Funny Life of Milo written by J. S. Holdaway and published by Funny Milo. This book was released on 2021-04-10 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's kind of strange. The stories are silly. He's a little bit odd. Join the misadventures of Milo as he discovers that some words can have more than one meaning. With a quirky sense of humor, witty wordplay and other surprises, The Funny Life of Milo is a collection of eight silly and strange tales written to make you laugh. Each story has its own comedic twist, large print and full-page illustrations creating an easy and entertaining read for kids. Recommended 2nd grade to 6th grade.

Download or read book The Funny Life of Milo Gross Stories written by J. S. Holdaway and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-16 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wonders of the world. The Colosseum. The Pyramids. The Leaning Tower of Pizza. If you multiply their greatness by the grains of sand in the sea and the stars in the sky and the number of cats on the moon, it is still not enough to accurately describe this incredible new book where you may discover the very meaning of life itself. Are you ready to change your life?The first time around Milo's mother didn't allow him to tell any gross stories. She said, "No, it's not appropriate." That's why there's a sequel. It's kind of strange. The stories are silly. He's a little bit odd. With colorful illustrations and clever wordplay, this early reader series builds vocabulary in a fun and engaging way.Welcome to the Funny Life of Milo: Gross Stories. And yes, it is gross. But not too gross. Just gross enough to be called "Gross Stories." Unless you're a Mom or Dad. Then it's kind of a gray area.

Download or read book The Funny Life of Milo Zoo Day written by Jesse Holdaway and published by . This book was released on 2023-04-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to The Funny Life of Milo: Zoo Day! Run with a cheetah. Slither with a snake. Pet a lion. Wait, do not pet a lion! Maybe just look at the lion. And definitely don't take an elephant home with you. Get ready for an adventure when Milo's imagination runs as wild as the animals in the zoo. Perfect for kids learning how to read, this comic book is full of high frequency sight words.

Download or read book The Funny Life of Milo written by Jesse Holdaway and published by . This book was released on 2023-11-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Science! This hilarious picture book teaches kids all about the microscopic world of germs. Milo doesn't understand why he can't drink water from the lake. It's cold. It's clear. It's delicious! What could go wrong? Grab your favorite microscope because you're going to summer school! But don't worry, there's no homework or even a classroom. This summer, his teacher is life experience. Laugh and learn with Milo as he discovers the invisible world of germs. Written in rhyme so kids can follow along, this picture book is great for beginner readers ages 3 to 7. It's kind of strange. The stories are silly. He's a little bit odd. Welcome to the Funny Life of Milo! Created by Jesse Holdaway and illustrated by Nesi Buencamino, this quirky picture book series is loved by both parents and children for its clever wordplay and offbeat humor.

Download or read book Reincarnation Blues written by Michael Poore and published by Del Rey. This book was released on 2017-08-22 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A wildly imaginative novel about a man who is reincarnated over ten thousand lifetimes to be with his one true love: Death herself. “Tales of gods and men akin to Neil Gaiman’s Sandman as penned by a kindred spirit of Douglas Adams.”—Kirkus Reviews (starred review) First we live. Then we die. And then . . . we get another try? Ten thousand tries, to be exact. Ten thousand lives to “get it right.” Answer all the Big Questions. Achieve Wisdom. And Become One with Everything. Milo has had 9,995 chances so far and has just five more lives to earn a place in the cosmic soul. If he doesn’t make the cut, oblivion awaits. But all Milo really wants is to fall forever into the arms of Death. Or Suzie, as he calls her. More than just Milo’s lover throughout his countless layovers in the Afterlife, Suzie is literally his reason for living—as he dives into one new existence after another, praying for the day he’ll never have to leave her side again. But Reincarnation Blues is more than a great love story: Every journey from cradle to grave offers Milo more pieces of the great cosmic puzzle—if only he can piece them together in time to finally understand what it means to be part of something bigger than infinity. As darkly enchanting as the works of Neil Gaiman and as wisely hilarious as Kurt Vonnegut’s, Michael Poore’s Reincarnation Blues is the story of everything that makes life profound, beautiful, absurd, and heartbreaking. Because it’s more than Milo and Suzie’s story. It’s your story, too. Praise for Reincarnation Blues “The most fun you’ll have reading about a man who has been killed by both catapult and car accident.”—NPR “This book made me laugh out loud. And then a page later, it made me sob. Reminiscent of Tom Robbins and Christopher Moore, Poore finds humor in the dark absurdities of life.”—Chicago Review of Books “Charming . . . surprisingly light and uplifting . . . It reads like a writer having fun.”—New York Journal of Books

Download or read book Mutzphey s Last Stand written by Hank Kunneman and published by Destiny Image Publishers. This book was released on 2020-11-17 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s summer, the perfect time for Mutzphey and Milo to start their new lemonade stand.Together, with starry-eyed visions of success, they get to work right away.Beginning in their own neighborhood, they plan to distribute lemonade worldwide by lunchtime. But when Mutzphey gets greedy and the scorching heat gets to his temper, Milo decides...

Download or read book The Tourist written by Olen Steinhauer and published by Minotaur Books. This book was released on 2009-03-03 with total page 586 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In The Tourist, Olen Steinhauer—twice nominated for the Edgar Award—tackles an intricate story of betrayal and manipulation, loyalty and risk, in an utterly compelling novel that is both thoroughly modern and yet also reminiscent of the espionage genre's most touted luminaries. “Here’s the best spy novel I’ve ever read that wasn’t written by John le Carré.” —Stephen King, Entertainment Weekly In Olen Steinhauer's explosive New York Times bestseller, Milo Weaver has tried to leave his old life of secrets and lies behind by giving up his job as a "tourist" for the CIA—an undercover agent with no home, no identity—and working a desk at the CIA's New York headquarters. But staying retired from the field becomes impossible when the arrest of a long-sought-after assassin sets off an investigation into one of Milo's oldest colleagues and friends. With new layers of intrigue being exposed in his old cases, he has no choice but to go back undercover and find out who's been pulling the strings once and for all. *BONUS CONTENT: This edition of The Tourist includes a new introduction from the author and a discussion guide

Download or read book Milo and Millie written by Jedda Robaard and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2014-05-27 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Embarking on a swashbuckling adventure at bath time, Milo and his teddy bear, Millie, navigate their way through imagined cityscapes, past spouting whales and around swirling whirlpools before arriving at their destination just in time for a cozy good night, in a story complemented by instructions for making a paper boat.

Download or read book Unexpectedly Milo written by Matthew Dicks and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2010-08-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of SOMETHING MISSING returns with another hilarious and sneakily profound tale about a man whose behavior is truly odd, but also oddly relatable. Milo Slade, a thirty-three year old home healthcare aide, is witnessing the rapid dissolution of his three-year marriage to a polished, high-powered attorney named Christine. Though Milo doesn't quite know the root of his marital problems, he inevitably blames himself, or more specifically, he faults the demands his obsessive compulsive personality place upon him--the need to open a jar of Smuckers grape jelly or sing 99 Luftballons in front of an audience, to name just a couple. Yet Christine is still none the wiser about these inexplicable quirks as Milo has painstakingly hidden them from her and everyone else for years. No one knows the true--and in his mind more insidious--Milo, and such is the root of his profound loneliness, especially now that he and Christine are living apart during a trial separation. Then one day Milo stumbles across a video camera and tapes, left behind in a park. He watches the first tape, which is a heartfelt confessional by a young woman who begins to reveal her secrets, starting small at first, and finally revealing that she blames herself for a tragic death of a friend. But not all the details add up and Milo is struck with the urge to free the sweet confessor from her guilt. He is, after all, an expert in keeping secrets… In typical screwball fashion, Milo sets out on a cross-country journey to crack the case, but quickly gets sidetracked as his un-ignorable demands call. But it is during these sidetracks that the true meaning of his adventure takes shape. Milo is weird, but as he discovers, so is everyone else. UNEXPECTEDLY, MILO is a humorous and touching novel about finding oneself, embracing the journey, and, unexpectedly, love.

Download or read book Eating with Lily and Milo written by Pauline Oud and published by . This book was released on 2025-06-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Cold Hands Warm Heart written by Jill Wolfson and published by Henry Holt and Company (BYR). This book was released on 2009-03-31 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dani was born with her heart on the wrong side of her body. In her fifteen years of life, she's had more doctor's appointments, X-rays, and tests, and eaten more green hospital Jell-O than she cares to think about. Fourteen-year-old Amanda is a competitive gymnast, her body a small package of sleek muscles, in perfect health. The two girls don't know each other, don't go to the same school, don't have any friends in common. But their lives are about to collide. Acclaimed author Jill Wolfson tackles this fascinating story with her trademark honesty and wit.

Download or read book Milo written by Tohby Riddle and published by . This book was released on 2017-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A sweet and funny story about a city-dwelling dog, a day when everything goes wrong, a curious rescue and a surprising gift ...

Download or read book Milo Armadillo written by Jan Fearnley and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Milo Armadillo is Tallulah's new birthday present, but he's not the pink fluffy rabbit she wanted. Can Tallulah learn to love her pink fluffy armadillo just the way he is? Suggested level: junior.

Download or read book Dangerous written by Milo Yiannopoulos and published by . This book was released on 2017 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The liberal media machine did everything they could to keep this book out of your hands. Now, finally, Dangerous, the most controversial book of the decade, is tearing down safe spaces everywhere.

Download or read book Milo written by Alan Silberberg and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-09-14 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Loveable thirteen-year-old geek Milo Cruikshank finds reasons for frustration at every turn, from the annoying habits of his neighbors to his futile efforts to get Summer Goodman to realize his existence. The truth is, ever since Milo’s mother died, nothing has gone right. Now instead of the kitchen being full of music, his whole house has been filled with Fog. Nothing’s the same. Not his Dad. Not his sister. And definitely not him. Milo achieves a rare and easy balance of poignancy and awkward, natural humor, making it deeply accessible—this is the kind of book that can change lives.

Download or read book My Unscripted Life written by Lauren Morrill and published by Delacorte Press. This book was released on 2016-10-11 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny and sweet contemporary romance about a Southern girl ready for a ho-hum summer until she meets the boy of her dreams . . . who happens to be an international pop star! If you've ever dreamed about a romance with a famous singer, this one's for you! Sometimes love stories go off script. Another sultry Georgia summer is about to get a lot hotter. Dee Wilkie is still licking her wounds after getting rejected by the precollege fine arts program of her dreams. But if she’d gone away, she wouldn’t have been around to say yes to an unbelievable opportunity: working on the set of a movie filming in her small Southern town that just happens to be starring Milo Ritter, the famous pop star Dee (along with the rest of the world) has had a crush since eighth grade. It’s not like Dee will be sharing any screen time with Milo—she’s just a lowly PA. And Milo is so disappointingly rude that Dee is eager to stay far away from him. Except after a few chance meetings, she begins to wonder if just maybe there’s a reason for his offensive attitude, and if there’s more to Milo than his good looks and above-it-all Hollywood pedigree. Can a relationship with a guy like Milo ever work out for a girl like Dee? Never say never. . . .

Download or read book Milo Milo the Explorer written by Milo and published by Ladybird. This book was released on 2024-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Milo, Lofty and Lark are transported to the jungle to become real-life explorers! Follow them past Skull Rock, through the Tunnel of Trees and across the Risky Ravine in search of valuable treasure. What will Milo and friends discover during their adventure?