Download or read book The Funniest Football Quotes written by James Conrad and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-26 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book for all football fans A collection of some of the funniest football quotes for all the family. Perfect as a gift for any football fan Quotes from the great and good of football The best of the funniest quotes"I never comment on referees, and I'm not gonna break the habit of a lifetime for that prat". Ron Atkinson"As a boy I was torn between being a footballer or joining a circus. At Partick Thistle I did both".Alan Hansen

Download or read book The Big Book of Football s Funniest Quotes Compiled by Stuart Reeves Adrian Clarke and Iain Spragg written by Iain Spragg and published by Carlton Publishing Group. This book was released on 2009-09-01 with total page 512 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Big Book of Football s Funniest Quotes written by Adrian Clarke and published by Carlton Books. This book was released on 2017-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Kicking Off: The Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes is the most comprehensive collection of some of the funniest quotes (intentionally or not) in the history of sport. Compiled by avid quotation collectors Ian Spragg, Adrian Clarke and Stuart Reeves, The Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes is packed with an incredible 1,500 ridiculous quotes from and about some the most famous names in football, including Sir Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Ian Holloway, Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne and Eric Cantona. Bursting with confused cliches, mangled metaphors, comic cusses and idiotic football insights, this book really is the hilarious last word in funny football quotations."--bookdepository.com.

Download or read book Own Goals written by Crombie Jardine Publishing Limited and published by Crombie Jardine. This book was released on 2010-03-01 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Guaranteed to make you smile, if not laugh out loud, here is a collection of quotes, quips and gaffes from footballers and football lovers the world over.

Download or read book Football s Funniest Quotes written by Harry Kaye and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-14 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ideal gift! A hilarious read for all football fans. Find out who said:"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel""You can't play with a one-armed goalkeeper ...not at this level""I never make predictions, ...and I never will"then laugh at HUNDREDS MORE ridiculous quotes from the world of football.

Download or read book World s Funniest Football Quotes written by Nigel Gordon-Johnson and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-06 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Football is a great game.The skill and grace of a Johan Cruff, Diego Maradona or Lionel Messi. The ecstasy of that great victory for your team or country. And the agony of defeat or relegation after a hard-fought campaign. Just that alone makes football the world's greatest sport.But the icing on the cake is that footballers tend not to think too much before speaking. This has given us some of the funniest quotes of all time. This book is a collection of the author's favourite players and managers from around the world and his favourite funny quotes. Some real classics that will have you in stitches!

Download or read book Fever Pitch written by Nick Hornby and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2005-05-05 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *WINNER OF THE WILLIAM HILL SPORTS BOOK OF THE YEAR* Fever Pitch is Nick Hornby's million-copy-selling, award-winnning football classic 'A spanking 7-0 away win of a football book. . . inventive, honest, funny, heroic, charming' Independent For many people watching football is mere entertainment, to some it's more like a ritual; but to others, its highs and lows provide a narrative to life itself. But, for Nick Hornby, his devotion to the game has provided one of few constants in a life where the meaningful things - like growing up, leaving home and forming relationships, both parental and romantic - have rarely been as simple or as uncomplicated as his love for Arsenal. Brimming with wit and honesty, Fever Pitch, catches perfectly what it really means to be a football fan - and in doing so, what it means to be a man. 'Hornby has put his finger on truths that have been unspoken for generations' Irish Times 'Funny, wise and true' Roddy Doyle

Download or read book They Think It s All Over written by Frank Worrall and published by . This book was released on 2022-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Book of Best Sports Quotes written by M. Prefontaine and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-11-05 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a book for those who love sport and all that goes with it. Most of us have played sports where people have said something amusing, inspirational or just exquisitely stupid. It is a part of the enjoyment of sports and those experiences are shared with team mates and competitors. This is a collection of some of the best quotes from sports stars, commentators and those who love sports. "Only he who can see the invisible can do the impossible." -Frank L. Gaines (1921 - 2012)

Download or read book The Book of Funny Sports Quotes written by M. Prefontaine and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-04-01 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a book of sports quotations from a huge range of sports for those who love sports and all that goes with it. From American Football to the best and funniest quotes from wrestling they are all in this book. There are amusing observations, outrageous insults and the exquisitely stupid comments that are all an integral part of the sports that we love to play. These quotes provide a wealth of humorous comments which embroider and enrich the playing and watching of sports bringing additional dimensions to the game. This collection brings together the favorite quotes of the author from a range of sports. Some selections are current while many are from famous sportsmen and commentators of the past. I hope that every sports fan, whatever their favorite sport, will enjoy this collection.

Download or read book Own Goals written by Catriona Crombie and published by Crombie Jardine Publishing. This book was released on 2010-03-30 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Guaranteed to make you smile, if not laugh out loud, here is a collection of quotes, quips and gaffes from footballers and football lovers the world over . . . "e;The tide is very much in our court now"e; Kevin Keegan. "e;I've told the players we need to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones"e; Chris Turner.

Download or read book The Funniest Spurs Quotes Ever written by Gordon Law and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-17 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tottenham Hotspur players and managers have kept us entertained with some truly mad, bonkers and often outrageous remarks over the years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 250 side-splitting quotes and quips from the men of White Hart Lane.Packed with loads of classic one-liners, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have you chuckling throughout the season. "You can never compare two players that are different, they're never going to be the same."Glenn Hoddle "Are there any diving schools in London?"Jurgen Klinsmann "There's no in between - you're either good or bad. We were in between."Gary Lineker "I never make predictions and I never will."Paul Gascoigne

Download or read book The Funniest Liverpool Quotes Ever written by Gordon Law and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-04 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Liverpool players and managers have kept us entertained with some truly mad, funny and often outrageous remarks uttered over many years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled almost 300 of the most hilarious gaffes, quotes and quips from the men of Anfield.Packed with loads of classic one-liners, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have you chuckling throughout the season. "Of course, there are two great teams on Merseyside. Liverpool and Liverpool reserves."Bill Shankly "l couldn't settle in ltaly - it was like living in a foreign country."lan Rush "Winning trophies has made me put on weight." Rafa Benitez "Last year I had a foot operation. Then my thigh went. This season I'm going to play it by ear."John Aldridge

Download or read book Marv Levy written by Marv Levy and published by Skyhorse Publishing Inc.. This book was released on 2012-01-14 with total page 433 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Forty-seven years of joyous celebrations after victories and crushing disappointments after defeats are encompassed in Marv Levy: Where Else Would You Rather Be?, but it is about more than just touchdowns and interceptions—it’s about how a person like Marv Levy, dedicated to his life’s work, can begin his career as the obscure assistant coach of a high school junior varsity team and decades later lead a team to the Super Bowl. Readers will learn about the character, persistence, and personalities of those incomparable Buffalo Bills of the 1990s who so resolutely pursued their impossible dream. Sports fans will look forward to each adventure contained in these pages, and will no doubt agree with the sentiment of the author: “Where else would I rather be than right here—right now!”

Download or read book The Score Takes Care of Itself written by Bill Walsh and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009-08-20 with total page 307 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The last lecture on leadership by the NFL's greatest coach: Bill Walsh Bill Walsh is a towering figure in the history of the NFL. His advanced leadership transformed the San Francisco 49ers from the worst franchise in sports to a legendary dynasty. In the process, he changed the way football is played. Prior to his death, Walsh granted a series of exclusive interviews to bestselling author Steve Jamison. These became his ultimate lecture on leadership. Additional insights and perspective are provided by Hall of Fame quarterback Joe Montana and others. Bill Walsh taught that the requirements of successful leadership are the same whether you run an NFL franchise, a fortune 500 company, or a hardware store with 12 employees. These final words of 'wisdom by Walsh' will inspire, inform, and enlighten leaders in all professions.

Download or read book The Funniest West Ham Quotes Ever written by Gordon Law and published by . This book was released on 2017-07-07 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: West Ham United players and managers have kept us entertained with some truly mad, wacky and often outrageous sound bites over the years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 200 side-splitting quotes and quips from the men of east London.Packed with loads of bonkers remarks, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have West Ham fans chuckling throughout the season. "The man who comes to take care of my piranhas tells me he will kill all my fish if I leave West Ham."Paolo Di Canio "Even the chef's been out for two weeks with a hernia."Alan Curbishley "As for eating baked beans at breakfast time, they can trigger off a violent reaction."Herita Ilunga "Hopefully Andy has only tweeted his hamstring."Sam Allardyce

Download or read book Pulled Off at Half Time written by Stuart Reeves and published by Carlton Books. This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pulled Off at Half-Time is the ultimate collection of hilarious comic offerings delivered by figures in football. No one can dispute that footballers have provided some of the funniest quotes (intentionally or not) in the history of sport. Inspired by England maverick Rodney Marsh's risqu exchange with Sir Alf Ramsey, Pulled Off at Half-Time is packed with more than 750 quotes on all aspects of the game from and about the most famous names in football. Some of the new quotes might include: 'I might have faults, but I am not a bighead.' - Wayne Rooney, as modest as ever 'In football, the only game I know is the 90-minutes game. It's not mindgames; I don't try to do that.' - Jose Mourinho ... really? 'For me it is enough that I have the first and last word. - Jurgen Klopp. 'I think sometimes the best training is to rest. - Cristiano Ronaldo.