Download or read book The Dumb Bitch written by Rashima Wilson and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-11-17 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Raised dirt poor in one of the worst parts of town, La-La is determined not end up like the generations of her family before her: a mother when she's barely in her teens, getting caught up in the drug game, or just plain stuck living hand-to-mouth in the projects for the rest of her life. She's got big dreams, not to mention the rare combination of a sharp mind, runway model looks, and a killer bod, all of which she plan on using to get the hell out of the ghetto. But even the best laid plans have a habit of going to pieces - especially in the hood. La-La finds that out firsthand when her ambitions cause her to cross paths with Dre, a much more worldly (and older) man than the scrubs she's used to dealing with. Showered with gifts and attention, La-La consciously chooses to overlook the strings that come attached to Dre's affection - namely, that he is a man with dangerous ties and associates. Forced outside her comfort zone, La-La finds herself getting caught up in Dre's world. Even worse, her normally good judgment is being impaired by both her desire for the finer things in life and her growing physical needs as she struggles to answer one question: is what she and Dre have real and worth risking everything for, or is he simply using her the way she had planned on using him?

Download or read book Don t Be A Dumb Bitch written by Ellis and published by . This book was released on 2011-10-25 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Self-Help/Improvement Book.

Download or read book Don t Be a Dumb Bitch Your Entire Life written by Tiffanie Taylor and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-03-03 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever been head over heels for someone, only to find out you're the only one head over heels? This book not only details my story, but it's meant to help you through yours.

Download or read book Don t Be a Dumb Bitch written by Ayana Ellis and published by . This book was released on 2014-06-01 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You've subscribed to her blogs on Byayanaellis.com, you've read the articles in Don Diva Magazine's Diva Corner, now prepare yourself to be thoroughly entertained by Ayana Ellis' sixth novel, Don't Be a Dumb Bitch, a combination of her truths, advice, and opinions on love, life, sex, friends and situation-ships. Don't Be a Dumb Bitch is raw, colorful, witty, and an enlightening piece for women and even some men. It can best be described as a conversation amongst friends or advice from your out spoken home girl, whose only mission is for you to not be a dumb bitch! In an oversexed society of misogyny and disrespect, Don't Be a Dumb Bitch is the perfect guide for women of all ages on how to move in a world full of vultures. Readers are sure to feel powerful and renewed after absorbing the many gems on life, love, and positive advice within this book. You haven't read a self-help book quite like this. Be Great!

Download or read book Don t Be A Dumb Bitch written by Ayana Ellis and published by Ayana Ellis. This book was released on 2015-05-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don't Be A Dumb Bitch is raw unfiltered content straight from the "Original Street Bible" Don Diva Magazine's, Diva Corner column, where Ayana Ellis serves as the Deputy Editor . In Ellis' sixth book, she provides unfiltered commentary on love and dating for the ladies...and some of the men too! This book is filled with gems and advice that anyone of all ages can use for years to come. Originally released in 2015

Download or read book Don t Be a Dumb Bitch Your Whole Life written by Tiffanie Taylor and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-06 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don't Be A Dumb Bitch Your Whole Life, is a short story on a past situation that had me reevaluating who I was. This book is to not only make light of the situation but to hopefully bring awareness to women currently going through what I went through.

Download or read book Smart Bitch Dumb Dog written by and published by . This book was released on 2018-04-27 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Smart Bitch Dumb Dog will give hope and motivation to the millions of adults experiencing difficulty with managing their finances. It is a humorous and informative story about the lives of two dogs as they trot down the path toward financial freedom.

Download or read book The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America written by Matt Kracht and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: National bestselling book: Featured on Midwest, Mountain Plains, New Atlantic, Northern, Pacific Northwest and Southern Regional Indie Bestseller Lists Perfect book for the birder and anti-birder alike A humorous look at 50 common North American dumb birds: For those who have a disdain for birds or bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky, illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and—let's face it—true. Featuring common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. With The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, you won't need to wonder what all that racket is anymore! • Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. • The essential guide to all things wings with migratory maps, tips for birding, musings on the avian population, and the ethics of birdwatching. • Matt Kracht is an amateur birder, writer, and illustrator who enjoys creating books that celebrate the humor inherent in life's absurdities. Based in Seattle, he enjoys gazing out the window at the beautiful waters of Puget Sound and making fun of birds. "There are loads of books out there for bird lovers, but until now, nothing for those that love to hate birds. The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America fills the void, packed with snarky illustrations that chastise the flying animals in a funny, profane way. " – Uncrate A humorous animal book with 50 common North American birds for people who love birds and also those who love to hate birds • A perfect coffee table or bar top conversation-starting book • Makes a great Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthday, or retirement gift

Download or read book Dumb Bitch written by Jordan Obrikis and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-04-18 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dumb Bitch Adult Coloring Book 43 hilarious caricatures with dumb expressions. No-one is off limits in this book. Relax and have a laugh while coloring these Dumb Bitches.

Download or read book Don t Be a Dumb Bitch written by Tracy Smith and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-07-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're asking yourself: if he's the one for you? if he's feeling you like you're feeling him? if his intentions are sincere? Then this book will revolutionize your love life! Don't Be a Dumb Bitch: An Intervention is the essential guide you need to help you quickly and easily recognize the signs that a man is (or isn't) the right fit for you. Inside, you'll find 101 riveting tips that will teach you how to make quick decisions based on his actions and your intuition about whether your relationship is worth pursuing. Don't Be a Dumb Bitch touches down on many common relationship issues, and helps you interpret whether he's in it for a reason, a season, or if he's even interested at all. Most importantly, these tips will remind you to know your worth and never settle for anything less than the happy, healthy relationship that we all deserve. Don't waste another minute of your time wondering if he is feeling you! Don't Be a Dumb Bitch! **WARNING** 18+ Readers Only. Adult subject matter. Praise for Don't Be a Dumb Bitch: An Intervention "This book is dead on funny and in your face!! Reading all the tips reminds me of the stupid decisions I have made with choosing such wrong men in my life that made me a dumb bitch. Great job! I hope this book reaches many women so they too can see all the mistakes they have made in dating and relationships and correct them immediately! Highly recommend!" "This book was such a wake up call, confirming all my mistakes I have made with such horrible narcissistic men. Reading these tips was like a breath of fresh air, knowing I wasn't crazy and I wasn't alone. Many have been a dumb bitch at one time or another in life. This book is a must read! It will change your life and definitely school you. I highly recommend." "I love the way the author talks to you like she personally knows you like a girlfriend. Although she calls you a bitch, you can tell that it's words of endearment. Reading this book made me go through so many emotions. Some were angry that I allowed some of these tips to happen to me. It also made me sad because these tips make you face the truth about how much you were valued in your relationship. But most of all it made me happy to know now so that I can move forth and make better decisions. Loved every aspect. Excellent read!"

Download or read book Hand to Mouth written by Linda Tirado and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-09-01 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The real-life Nickel and Dimed—the author of the wildly popular “Poverty Thoughts” essay tells what it’s like to be working poor in America. ONE OF THE FIVE MOST IMPORTANT BOOKS OF THE YEAR--Esquire “DEVASTATINGLY SMART AND FUNNY. I am the author of Nickel and Dimed, which tells the story of my own brief attempt, as a semi-undercover journalist, to survive on low-wage retail and service jobs. TIRADO IS THE REAL THING.”—Barbara Ehrenreich, from the Foreword As the haves and have-nots grow more separate and unequal in America, the working poor don’t get heard from much. Now they have a voice—and it’s forthright, funny, and just a little bit furious. Here, Linda Tirado tells what it’s like, day after day, to work, eat, shop, raise kids, and keep a roof over your head without enough money. She also answers questions often asked about those who live on or near minimum wage: Why don’t they get better jobs? Why don’t they make better choices? Why do they smoke cigarettes and have ugly lawns? Why don’t they borrow from their parents? Enlightening and entertaining, Hand to Mouth opens up a new and much-needed dialogue between the people who just don’t have it and the people who just don’t get it.

Download or read book Sometimes I Lie written by Alice Feeney and published by Flatiron Books. This book was released on 2018-03-13 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My name is Amber Reynolds. There are three things you should know about me: 1. I’m in a coma. 2. My husband doesn’t love me anymore. 3. Sometimes I lie. Amber wakes up in a hospital. She can’t move. She can’t speak. She can’t open her eyes. She can hear everyone around her, but they have no idea. Amber doesn’t remember what happened, but she has a suspicion her husband had something to do with it. Alternating between her paralyzed present, the week before her accident, and a series of childhood diaries from twenty years ago, this brilliant psychological thriller asks: Is something really a lie if you believe it's the truth?

Download or read book Bitch written by Elizabeth Wurtzel and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2012-10-17 with total page 450 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of the bestselling Prozac Nation comes one of the most entertaining feminist manifestos ever written. In five brilliant extended essays, she links the lives of women as demanding and disparate as Amy Fisher, Hillary Clinton, Margaux Hemingway, and Nicole Brown Simpson. Wurtzel gives voice to those women whose lives have been misunderstood, who have been dismissed for their beauty, their madness, their youth. Bitch is a brilliant tract on the history of manipulative female behavior. By looking at women who derive their power from their sexuality, Wurtzel offers a trenchant cultural critique of contemporary gender relations. Beginning with Delilah, the first woman to supposedly bring a great man down (latter-day Delilahs include Yoko Ono, Pam Smart, Bess Myerson), Wurtzel finds many biblical counterparts to the men and women in today's headlines. She finds in the story of Amy Fisher the tragic plight of all Lolitas, our thirst for their brief and intense flame. She connects Hemingway's tragic suicide to those of Sylvia Plath, Edie Sedgwick, and Marilyn Monroe, women whose beauty was an end, ultimately, in itself. Wurtzel, writing about the wife/mistress dichotomy, explains how some women are anointed as wife material, while others are relegated to the role of mistress. She takes to task the double standard imposed on women, the cultural insistence on goodness and society's complete obsession with badness: what's a girl to do? Let's face it, if women were any real threat to male power, "Gennifer Flowers would be sitting behind the desk of the Oval Office," writes Wurtzel, "and Bill Clinton would be a lounge singer in the Excelsior Hotel in Little Rock." Bitch tells a tale both celebratory and cautionary as Wurtzel catalogs some of the most infamous women in history, defending their outsize desires, describing their exquisite loneliness, championing their take-no-prisoners approach to life and to love. Whether writing about Courtney Love, Sally Hemings, Bathsheba, Kimba Wood, Sharon Stone, Princess Di--or waxing eloquent on the hideous success of The Rules, the evil that is The Bridges of Madison County, the twisted logic of You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again--Wurtzel is back with a bitchography that cuts to the core. In prose both blistering and brilliant, Bitch is a treatise on the nature of desperate sexual manipulation and a triumph of pussy power.

Download or read book Nightbitch written by Rachel Yoder and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2021-07-20 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE STARRING AMY ADAMS • In this blazingly smart and voracious debut novel, an artist turned stay-at-home mom becomes convinced she's turning into a dog. • "A must-read for anyone who can’t get enough of the ever-blurring line between the psychological and supernatural that Yellowjackets exemplifies." —Vulture One day, the mother was a mother, but then one night, she was quite suddenly something else... An ambitious mother puts her art career on hold to stay at home with her newborn son, but the experience does not match her imagination. Two years later, she steps into the bathroom for a break from her toddler's demands, only to discover a dense patch of hair on the back of her neck. In the mirror, her canines suddenly look sharper than she remembers. Her husband, who travels for work five days a week, casually dismisses her fears from faraway hotel rooms. As the mother's symptoms intensify, and her temptation to give in to her new dog impulses peak, she struggles to keep her alter-canine-identity secret. Seeking a cure at the library, she discovers the mysterious academic tome which becomes her bible, A Field Guide to Magical Women: A Mythical Ethnography, and meets a group of mommies involved in a multilevel-marketing scheme who may also be more than what they seem. An outrageously original novel of ideas about art, power, and womanhood wrapped in a satirical fairy tale, Nightbitch will make you want to howl in laughter and recognition. And you should. You should howl as much as you want.

Download or read book Poor Little Bitch Girl written by Jackie Collins and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2011-03-29 with total page 424 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This sexy, explosive novel features three twenty-something women, one hot rich guy, two mega movie stars, and a devastating murder.

Download or read book Spanking the Donkey written by Matt Taibbi and published by The New Press. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An up-close look at the democratic race for the White House—it isn't pretty Spanking the Donkey is a campaign diary like no other. Celebrated reporter Matt Taibbi turns a withering eye on the kissing contest of puffed-up martinets and egomaniacal fantasists more generally known as the 2004 Democratic primaries. Taibbi's contempt for the whole charade, and for most of those involved (including a generous helping of his fellow journalists), makes for a searing and highly entertaining account. His refusal to take the proceedings seriously leads him to volunteer for Wesley Clark's New Hampshire campaign in the guise of an adult-film director, while his take on a John Edwards press conference in New York City is filtered through the haze of hallucinogenic drugs. Taking up residence in slums and halfway houses as he follows the circus around the country, Taibbi juxtaposes an idiotic dog-and-pony show in which clashes of plainly identical candidates are presented as real controversies, with the quite separate concerns of the ordinary Americans whose lodgings he shares. The gap between the antiseptic exercise in faint patriotic optimism that is mainstream politics and the harsh realities of life for the millions of Americans that the electoral parade simply passes by has never been more sharply, or hilariously, sketched.

Download or read book Your Band Sucks written by Jon Fine and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Jon Fine spent nearly thirty years performing and recording with bands that played various forms of aggressive and challenging underground rock music, and, as he writes in this memoir, at no point were any of those bands 'ever threatened, even distantly, by actual fame.' Yet when members of his first band, Bitch Magnet, reunited after twenty-one years to tour ... diehard longtime fans traveled from far and wide to attend those shows, despite creeping middle-age obligations of parenthood and 9-to-5 jobs, testament to the remarkable staying power of the indie culture that the bands predating the likes of Bitch Magnet--among them Black Flag, Mission of Burma, and Sonic Youth --willed into existence through sheer determination and a shared disdain for the mediocrity of contemporary popular music"--Amazon.com.