Download or read book Color Me Drunk Girl in the Bathroom written by Jodie Beau and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-19 with total page 63 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all know that nobody believes in you and supports you as fiercely as the drunk girl you just met in the bathroom. Let's start supporting the women we know and love just as fiercely! I created this coloring book with the hopes that you would color them and share them with your friends and family. Color a page and send it in a just-because greeting card, scan it and send in a text, snap it, gram it, do whatever ya gotta do to let your friends know you got their backs. Color Me Drunk Girl includes 30 pages of inspirational messages for your friends. Your friend having a birthday? There's a page for that. Your friend going through a divorce? There's a page for that. Your friend is doubting her ability to conquer the world? There's a page for that, too. This coloring book includes some of our favorite phrases from inspirational memes, such as: You're doing a beautiful job figuring out some heavy shit. Imma need you to love yourself as much as you love toxic men with good d*ck. There will always be someone who doesn't see your worth. Don't let it be you. We don't cry over men. We find a new face to sit on. If your path insists you go through hell, walk as if you own the place. The ghosts of all the women you used to be are so proud of the woman you have become. And so much more!
Download or read book The Wicked Plants Coloring Book written by Amy Stewart and published by Algonquin Books. This book was released on 2016-08-09 with total page 95 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BEWARE! Even horticulture has a dark side. Amy Stewart and Briony Morrow-Cribbs offer up 40 menacing plants in gorgeous, vintage-style botanical illustrations to color. Drawing on history, medicine, science, and legend, each wonderfully creepy spread offers the curious stories of these botanical evildoers, from the vine that ate the South to the weed that killed Lincoln’s mother to the world’s deadliest seed. For gardening die-hards, each plant’s family, habitat, and common names are also listed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Wicked Plants. www.wickedplants.com
Download or read book Sex Position Coloring Book written by Editors of Hollan Publishing and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-12-03 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This is a very funny coloring book. I love how graphic [it is.]" —Chelsea Handler SEX IS FUN! COLORING IS FUN! NOW, COLORING SEX IS FUN!!! Thanks to this first-ever interactive intercourse guide, you and your lover can explore exciting new sex positions in an enjoyable, approachable and brightly colored way. Just be sure to stay inside the lines as you learn to be creative between the sheets. Perfect as a bachelorette, wedding shower or birthday gift, Sex Position Coloring Book is as hilariously playful as it is anatomically accurate. With 101 ready-to-color outlines of couples in real sex positions, this is the silliest yet most informative sex book a man and a woman and a box of crayons have ever shared.
Download or read book I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell written by Tucker Max and published by Citadel . This book was released on 2012-03-01 with total page 537 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The “highly entertaining and thoroughly reprehensible” #1 New York Times bestseller—now with sixteen pages of photos and a new introduction (The New York Times). My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. --from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."
Download or read book The Distance Between Us written by Reyna Grande and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-08-28 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this inspirational and unflinchingly honest memoir, acclaimed author Reyna Grande describes her childhood torn between the United States and Mexico, and shines a light on the experiences, fears, and hopes of those who choose to make the harrowing journey across the border. Reyna Grande vividly brings to life her tumultuous early years in this “compelling...unvarnished, resonant” (BookPage) story of a childhood spent torn between two parents and two countries. As her parents make the dangerous trek across the Mexican border to “El Otro Lado” (The Other Side) in pursuit of the American dream, Reyna and her siblings are forced into the already overburdened household of their stern grandmother. When their mother at last returns, Reyna prepares for her own journey to “El Otro Lado” to live with the man who has haunted her imagination for years, her long-absent father. Funny, heartbreaking, and lyrical, The Distance Between Us poignantly captures the confusion and contradictions of childhood, reminding us that the joys and sorrows we experience are imprinted on the heart forever, calling out to us of those places we first called home. Also available in Spanish as La distancia entre nosotros.
Download or read book Drunk Animals Coloring Book written by Drunk Animal Coloring Book and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-07 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Drinking Animals Coloring Book: A Fun Coloring Gift Book for Party Lovers & Adults Relaxation with Stress Relieving Animal DesignsFun! Let your creativity run wild!_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ TAG ; Drunk coloring book ; Drinking coloring book ; animals drugged ; Animal coloring book ; Drinking animal coloring book ; adult coloring book ; Drunk animal coloring book ; Humor coloring book
Download or read book Fuck Off I m Coloring written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Dare You Stamp Company. This book was released on 2016-09-06 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!
Download or read book Punchdrunkey s Kinbaku Coloring Book Volume 2 written by Punchdrunkey Artist and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-18 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 34 New original black and white illustrations of kinbaku and shibari, including DD/lg, pet play, pony play and more. Perfect for those late night solo sessions, early morning aftercare breakfasts, or lunch time steamy daydreams. A perfect collection for the kinky 18 or older artist.
Download or read book Color Me Bad written by Jodie Beau and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-03 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you are a fan of dirty memes, you will love this coloring book! Coloring is what I do to clear my head when I feel anxious. Texting dirty memes is what I do when I feel lonely. So I put the two of those things together and created Color Me Bad! This book contains coloring pages combining the work of three different artists, so each page has its own unique style with a variety of coloring patterns. This is an ADULTS ONLY coloring book. While there is no nudity, there is plenty of sexual innuendo and curse words. Color Me Bad includes coloring pages based on phrases found on popular memes, such as: *Thanks for the bomb di*k *I need a cocktail. Hold the tail. *Hold my hand in public. Hold my throat in private. But touch my butt everywhere. This coloring book includes 21 pages - that's twenty all-occasion pages, plus a bonus Happy Birthday page! While it was mostly designed for couples to color and give to each other, and it leans very heavily toward appreciation of the male genitalia, more than half the pages are gender-neutral, and the book can be fun for all kinds of couples. Also makes a fun engagement or bachelorette gift!
Download or read book MIRACLE MORNING ART OF AFFIRMA written by Hal Elrod and published by Hal Elrod International, Incorporated. This book was released on 2016-08-31 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Miracle Morning Art of Affirmations Coloring Book is a positive coloring book for adults and kids that brings to life the joys of combining affirmations with mindful artistry. Let this book be your guide to visualizing success, reinforcing the mindset you need to make it happen, and deepening your connection with your loved ones. Choose the affirmations that resonate with you, and use the images to create or enhance your vision board. Keep them highly visible so you can read and re-read them throughout your day. This book is filled with coloring pages, affirmations, insights, and activities. Use this book to inspire and empower you to become the best version of yourself. Take the time to appreciate how beautiful your creations are, and let them guide you toward your goals. Unleash your inner artist and join The Miracle Morning Art of Affirmations Community today!
Download or read book Florida Man the Epic Adult Coloring Book written by White Elephant Gifts Galore and published by White Elephant Gifts Galore. This book was released on 2020-02 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Folks, you simply can't make this **** up. On these pages, the most outrageous headlines from the state of Florida come to life. Behold! We give you...FLORIDA MAN. Never before has this level of absurdity and hilariousness been put down on paper. This game changing adult coloring book is based on the wildest Florida Man stories of all time.
Download or read book Fucking Awesome Coloring Book written by Calligraphuck and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2017-03-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featuring delightfully irreverent phrases, lovely calligraphy, and illustrated backgrounds, this coloring book invites adults to color their f*cking stress away! With a range of profanity from upbeat sweary affirmations to hilariously sassy sayings, 30 different expletives offer creative stimulation and cathartic release for any mood. Designs are printed on thick, removable, frame-worthy pages—with metallic ink patterns on the back of each page—making them easy to share and display.
Download or read book Stars Hollow written by Caitlin Monachino and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-09 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Physiology Coloring Book written by Wynn Kapit and published by Pearson. This book was released on 2000 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Physiology Colouring Workbook is a comprehensive review of key physiological processes like respiration, digestion, cell membrane polarization, synaptic interaction, reproduction etc.
Download or read book Strychnine Gold Part 2 written by Kenneth Anderson and published by Independently published. This book was released on 2021-07-25 with total page 450 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book tells the story of the huge addiction treatment industry which flourished in the United States between 1890 and the advent of Prohibition in 1920. The story begins in Russia in 1886, where a number of doctors discovered a relatively effective pharmacological treatment for alcoholism. Although this Russian discovery was published in countless major English language medical journals, it was entirely ignored by the US addiction experts of the day, who eschewed pharmacological treatments, and instead preferred to lock people up in inebriate asylums where they could be subjected to religious coercion. However, an obscure railroad physician and patent medicine salesman named Leslie E. Keeley, who lived in the dusty prairie town of Dwight, Illinois, read about the Russian treatment in a medical journal and decided to give it a try. Much to his surprise, the Russian treatment proved highly effective, and, by 1891, Dr. Keeley was treating upwards of a thousand patents a day at the Keeley Institute in Dwight. Keeley was a salesman and a bit of a Barnum; he always claimed that he had invented the cure himself after decades of painstaking research and he called it the Gold Cure, claiming that his secret ingredient was gold. Of course, there was no gold in the gold cure other than the gold which lined Keeley's pockets. However, the treatment was relatively effective, and by 1893 there were over 100 Keeley Institutes operating in the United States and abroad, and hundreds of copycats were operating imitation gold cure institutes. The Keeley Gold Cure was even adopted by the National Homes for Disabled Volunteer Soldiers and the US Army. The Keeley treatment took 28 days and required hypodermic injections four times a day for the entire period. On the other hand, the Gatlin Institutes which opened in 1902 and the Neal Institutes which opened in 1909 used a form of aversion treatment and advertised themselves as three-day liquor cures. Competition between the gold cures and the three-day liquor cures in the first two decades of the 20th century was fierce and intense. Then, as the United States entered World War One in 1917, the demand for addiction treatment suddenly dried up for a variety of reasons, and the majority of these proprietary cure institutes had shut down before the enactment of Prohibition in 1920, although the parent Keeley Institute in Dwight remained in operation until 1966. This book contains the never-before-told tale of how these proprietary treatment institutes grew into a huge industry, flourished, then finally faded away as the United States entered World War One. Part One of this book covers the Keeley Institutes, Dipsocura, the Bedal Institutes, the McKanna liquor cure, the Wherrell gold cure, and the Hagey Cure. Part Two of this book covers the Morrell Cure, the National Bichloride of Gold Institutes, the Oppenheimer Institutes, the Tyson Vegetable Cure, the Willow Bark Institutes, the Telfair Sanitarium, the Connelley Cure, the Murray Institutes, the Gatlin Institutes, the Neal Institutes, the S. B. Collins Cure, and the D'Unger Cure. Part Two also contains appendices discussing strychnine, belladonna alkaloids, "jag cure" laws, and more.
Download or read book Be Strong and Courageous written by Suzi Francis and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2024-05-09 with total page 329 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Julius and Amber have known each other for years, attending the same high school, even though they were not friends. They hung out in different crowds. Amber was part of the "popular" crowd, while Julius was considered a "geek" by Amber's friends. It isn't until commencement when they discover that they will attend the same college. Amber is struck by panic since she has been living a secret life since she was a little girl. All her life, she hid from her friends what went on at her house and at the hands of her high school boyfriend. Amber wanted to run away from the pain and the rumors. Going away to college was Amber's chance to escape and start over--until Julius. Julius loves Jesus and his family. Every day, Julius tries to show Christ through his actions. He knew what people called him, and Julius didn't care. People's opinions of him did not determine what he thought of himself. When Julius sees Amber on campus, he shows Amber kindness and grace. As their friendship grows and romance blossoms, Julius works to show Amber who Jesus is and what a gentleman looks like.
Download or read book Color Me Drunk written by Potter Gift and published by Potter Style. This book was released on 2012-08-07 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For those who are bored of beer pong and have already drunk-dialed all of their exes, this coloring book provides page upon page of novel ways to spend a happy hour (or three). Whether you're looking for a coffee table conversation piece or a coloring companion at the bar, Color Me Drunk possesses the kind of wry humor and stylish design that will make you look smart and creative (even if your friends don't have their beer goggles on yet).