Download or read book Goats Gone Digital written by Blythe Mallory and published by Publifye AS. This book was released on 2024-09-27 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ""Goats Gone Digital"" follows Ethel Woolsey, a 65-year-old technophobe, who inherits her late husband's struggling goat farm in the charming town of Meadowbrook. Determined to save her legacy, Ethel reluctantly dives headfirst into the digital age, transforming her humble farm into an unexpected viral sensation. With the help of her tech-savvy teenage granddaughter and a colorful cast of small-town characters, Ethel navigates the bewildering world of social media, online marketing, and the peculiar demands of ""influencer"" goats. This heartwarming tale blends laugh-out-loud moments with touching reflections on personal growth and adapting to change. As Ethel fumbles through internet slang and dresses her goats in outrageous costumes, she discovers that even old goats can learn new tricks. The novel's deadpan humor and running gags provide a delightful backdrop to deeper themes of intergenerational bonds and finding one's place in a rapidly evolving world. Through Ethel's misadventures, readers are reminded that it's never too late to reinvent oneself – or an entire herd of goats.

Download or read book Hide Your Goat written by Steve Gilliland and published by Advantage Media Group. This book was released on 2013-06 with total page 149 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hide Your Goat is for every person who has ever said, "Why me?" It is for every person who feels like everywhere you turn, you meet problems, obstacles, difficulties - large ones, small ones, all sizes. Filled with thought-provoking questions, ideas and solutions, this book will help you stay positive while dealing with life's disappointments and the negativity that encompasses our society. Whereas, you can't change the people and circumstances that try to get your goat, Hide Your Goat will help you stay positive when negativity surrounds you. The book focuses on six core principles. * The Courage to Recognize Who You Are * The Strength to Accept Where You Have Been * The Wisdom to Discern Where You Are Heading * The Knowledge to Acquire What it Takes To Get There * The Awareness to Exclude Who Is Stopping You * The Power to Change What Holds You Back Hide Your Goat makes you aware of how your daily life intersects with a diverse group of people from different backgrounds, opinions and personalities. This book will make you think about yourself and dive deep below the surface to uncover feelings, thoughts and emotions that expose your goat. Regardless of its origin, the expression "gets my goat" is something that resonates with all of us. The fast-paced and stress-filled schedules we maintain "open the gate" to allow people and circumstances to "get our goat." It's time to discover, herd, teach, feed, gate, exercise and in the end, Hide Your Goat!

Download or read book Goatscaping Gone Wild written by Hawke Alderwood and published by Publifye AS. This book was released on 2024-09-26 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In ""Goatscaping Gone Wild,"" retired accountant Eloise Peabody trades spreadsheets for shrubbery as she embarks on a hilarious journey into the world of goat-based landscaping. Set in the charming town of Meadowbrook, this uproarious tale follows Eloise's transformation from a buttoned-up number-cruncher to the infamous ""Goat Lady"" as she grapples with her midlife crisis in the most unconventional way possible. As Eloise's caprine crew munches their way through manicured lawns and prized rose gardens, chaos ensues, entangling her in a web of small-town politics and eccentric personalities. Each chapter unfolds a new landscaping disaster, from runaway goats crashing garden parties to four-legged vandals redecorating the town square. The story crescendos to a side-splitting climax during the annual garden competition, where Eloise's hoofed helpers stage a town-wide invasion. Amidst the mayhem, readers will delight in the dry wit, situational humor, and the unique ""goat's-eye view"" interludes that offer a comical commentary on human behavior.

Download or read book Gomer the Gassy Goat written by Hayley Rose and published by . This book was released on 2022-07-31 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids and adults alike will love this hysterical, tongue-twisting read-aloud about a goat who farts A LOT!Whether he is making silly faces or farting during goat yoga, Gomer the Gassy Goat will have you laughing out loud before you can say,"Trendy-bendy, nosy, noisy, smiley, smelly, classy, silly, sassy, gassy goat!"Fun goat facts included.

Download or read book The Bride written by Julie Garwood and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-06-07 with total page 421 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An arranged marriage leads to passionate love in this classic Scottish historical romance from #1 New York Times bestselling author Julie Garwood. By edict of the king, the mighty Scottish laird Alec Kincaid must take an English bride. His choice is Jamie, youngest daughter of Baron Jamison—a feisty, violet-eyed beauty. Alec aches to touch her, to tame her, to possess her...forever. But Jamie has vowed never to surrender to a man she considers a highland barbarian. Alec is everything Jamie’s heart has warned her against—an arrogant scoundrel whose rough good looks speak of savage pleasures. While Kincaid’s scorching kisses set fire to her blood, she is determined to resist him...until one rapturous moment quells their clash of wills, and something far more dangerous than desire threatens to conquer her senses... Includes an excerpt of another beloved Julie Garwood highland romance, The Wedding

Download or read book Accepting the Challenge written by Scott Jaquith and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-01-18 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Accepting the Challenge is a true story about the resettlement of two Burundi families in Nashua, NH. Ciza, Mathias and Simon came to America as high school freshmen after spending their entire lives living in a refugee camp in Africa. With hardly any English language skills or understanding of American culture, they set out to reach their ultimate goal, a college education. This amazing story is not only about survival in a strange and sometimes harsh world, but also how these three young men have continued to thrive in all areas of their lives, connecting with the community and even forming that has become as strong as family itself with one local teacher.

Download or read book Goat Song written by Brad Kessler and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-06-23 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author, a novelist, describes his life as he and his wife moved to a farm in Vermont, becoming a goatherd and cheesemaker.

Download or read book The Goat World written by and published by . This book was released on 1922 with total page 618 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Don t Eat Me Chupacabra No Me Comas Chupacabra written by Kyle Sullivan and published by Hazy Dell Press Monster. This book was released on 2018-09 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "AAy caramba!" Can a young goat convince a single-minded Chupacabra there are many yummy things to eat besides him? Set in gorgeous Puerto Rico, this delicious tale of compromise features digestible Spanish vocabulary and a menagerie of animal amigos. Full color.

Download or read book The Screaming Goat Coloring Book written by Val Brains and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-09 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Screaming Goat Coloring Book is filled with pages of meme worthy screaming goats and unique swirling designs. The perfect gag gift for any goat lover! Instant relaxation and stress relief!

Download or read book ANGELA AND HER PIGMY GOAT ABE written by Dr. Al Zike and published by Dr. Al Zike. This book was released on 2024-07-16 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The story follows Angela, a retired librarian, who relocates to a rural town and unexpectedly befriends a pygmy goat named Abe. Their bond, which transforms both their lives, is not just a personal journey but a community affair. The local townsfolk, recognizing the value of their bond, rally to fight against a regulation that threatens to separate them. Every page of this heartwarming tale celebrates life's rich diversity and the unexpected bonds that make it genuinely worthwhile, inspiring us to cherish the unexpected connections in our lives and the power of community.

Download or read book The Dairy Goat Handbook written by Ann Starbard and published by Voyageur Press (MN). This book was released on 2015-06-05 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Dairy Goat Handbook explains everything goat keepers need to know about their animals, from the best ways to keep them healthy to methods for making delicious goat cheese. The Dairy Goat Handbook is a guidebook for those who would like to raise dairy goats - or dream of raising dairy goats and want to know how to begin and maintain a successful herd. There are other books on the business of keeping dairy goats, but none quite like this. Written by a dairy goat farmer, this guide combines a deep knowledge of the animals themselves with fifteen years of experience running a successful business. Fully illustrated with photographs of life on a working dairy farm the goats, the farm, the dairy equipment, and the cheese and milk this book explains as well as celebrates the life of a dairy goat farmer. The author, Ann Starbard, owns Crystal Brook Farm in Sterling, Massachusetts, where she and her husband raise dairy goats and make fresh goat cheese that they sell onsite, at farmers' markets, and at restaurants. Ann explains the details of raising goats and running a dairy in simple, clear, easy-to-understand language; this is a book for everyone interested in the business of raising dairy goats.

Download or read book The Men Who Stare at Goats written by Jon Ronson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-06-28 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now a major film, starring George Clooney, Ewan McGregor, and Jeff Bridges, this New York Times bestseller is a disturbing and often hilarious look at the U.S. military's long flirtation with the paranormal—and the psy-op soldiers that are still fighting the battle. Bizarre military history: In 1979, a crack commando unit was established by the most gifted minds within the U.S. Army. Defying all known laws of physics and accepted military practice, they believed that a soldier could adopt the cloak of invisibility, pass cleanly through walls, and—perhaps most chillingly—kill goats just by staring at them. They were the First Earth Battalion, entrusted with defending America from all known adversaries. And they really weren’t joking. What’s more, they’re back—and they’re fighting the War on Terror. An uproarious exploration of American military paranoia: With investigations ranging from the mysterious “Goat Lab,” to Uri Geller’s covert psychic work with the CIA, to the increasingly bizarre role played by a succession of U.S. presidents, this might just be the funniest, most unsettling book you will ever read—if only because it is all true and is still happening today.

Download or read book Love in the Stars written by Brad Kronen and published by Llewellyn Worldwide. This book was released on 2015-12-08 with total page 327 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you curious about whether your crush or current flame is a match made in the stars? Whether you’re looking for love, already dating, or just curious about your compatibility with other signs, author Brad Kronen provides everything you need to know about your astrological love matches. Understanding each sign’s basic energy pattern can make winning someone’s heart easy. No matter what the stars reveal—a propensity for harmony and romance, a challenging “star-crossed” attraction, or a passionate pairing with more fireworks than the Fourth of July—Love in the Stars shows you the most effective way to pursue, woo, and be happy with your objet d’amour of ANY sun sign. Quick and easy to use, this guide features snappy summaries that use real astrology for all 144 sun sign combinations, giving you the astrological heads-up on how to improve your love life in a hurry.

Download or read book The Gluten Free Bible written by Jax Peters Lowell and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2005-04 with total page 564 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offering a humorous but practical guide for the gluten-intolerant and wheat-allergic, the author tells how to eat nutritiously at home or out in chapters that include information on the latest research into celiac disease, dozens of new recipes, an updated resource section, and other helpful topics.

Download or read book Magnolia Murder A Willow Wisteria Cozy Mystery Book Three written by Audrey Shine and published by Audrey Shine. This book was released on 2024-11-12 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “I enjoyed this book quite a lot! The characters are quite interesting. I most definitely recommend this book!!!” —Reader review (Bound for Murder) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Willow Wisteria is more than just a florist; she is a brilliant floral artist, sought worldwide, who effortlessly blends aesthetics with personal touches that make each project unique. At an opulent royal garden party in England, where magnolias whisper ancient secrets, Willow Wisteria's artistry with flowers takes a dire turn as she discovers a murder most foul. Entwined with botanists bearing grudges, lovers with everything to lose, and competitiveness as toxic as oleander, Willow's quest for floral perfection becomes a race to solve a killing that could see her wilt under suspicion. The Willow Wisteria series is an endearing cozy mystery that effortlessly transports you to exotic locations, bewitches you with a magical ambiance and hooks you so thoroughly you'll find it hard to put down. Brimming with surprising narrative turns and a compelling mystery at its heart, this enthralling read promises to hold your attention well past bedtime. Future books in the series are also available! “A wonderful storyline, bound to enchant those who relish in the old world charm of dusty bookshops.” —Reader review (Bound for Murder) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Awesome book light listening and read very well.” —Reader review (Bound for Murder audiobook) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Download or read book MEA CULPA A Way Out Of Hell written by Dennis Noel and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2020-09-02 with total page 149 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book Delisted