Download or read book The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever written by Michael Ryan and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2004-03-04 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I am speechless. The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever is the most disgusting, crude book I have ever read. I am ashamed to say my son wrote this. Where did I go wrong?" -Mother of Author Michael Ryan, too embarrassed to give her name "I succeeded! It is clear that my superb parenting skills paid off. The Author, Michael Ryan, tells the A to Zs of shit taking. He demonstrates his expertise on the always funny material of the infamous #2." -Proud Father of Author Michael Ryan, who's wife wouldn't let him give his first name The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever was written for anyone who wants to laugh out loud about the topic of taking a crap. Author Michael Ryan displays his expertise on the often unspoken everyday experience of going to the bathroom. He dissects every imaginable issue from the toilet paper texture to the writings on the bathroom stall doors. A few of the many other topics covered are: types of doody, locations, bathroom spray, courtesy flush, the bidet, what to do while going to the bathroom, types of farts, clogging the bowl, activities, wiping (sitting vs. standing), diarrhea, hemorrhoids, girls, masturbation, constipation and public toilets in various countries.
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written No Joke written by May Roche and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!
Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor written by Larry A. Glanz and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2000-11-10 with total page 253 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE ULTIMATE BOOK OF BATHROOM ETIQUETTE AND HUMOR (REVISED 2023 EDITION) Stories, Quotes, Rules, Songs, Musings, and More to Educate, Entertain & Inspire. www.UltimateBathroomBook.com There are other books on the market designed to give bathroom users a few laughs, or a lot of arcane facts, while they are passing their time...and gas. But there are very few if any other books that are about all aspects of the bathroom itself. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor will uniquely give you the expertise you need to make you a more considerate bathroom user, and have you laughing your butt off in the process. Bathroom etiquette expert and author Larry Glanz, a longtime traveling salesman in the nutritional products industry, has experienced more than his share of bathroom follies, committed by both hosts and guests alike. And indeed, as he hilariously shares in the Introduction of this book, he has also committed his own embarrassing acts, which he describes as some “real doozies”. Having seen the best and the worst of countless bathrooms over his many years on the road, he is determined to make better hosts and guests of us all. Glanz dispenses advice on everything from flushing to spraying the air to taking proper care of pets (or Pet-iquette) through clever and catchy rhymes and parodies. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor features: • Hundreds of tidbits of advice conveyed in catchy, rhyming form • 60-plus full song parodies • Dozens of Commandments of Bathroom Etiquette •Oodles of Fartlett’s Unfamiliar Quotations • The exclusive, hilarious advice of the ancient bathroom philosopher Confuse-us ...and so much more to learn about, laugh at and sing to!!! Author Larry Glanz, who had previously earned a guest appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show to highlight his first book, “How to Start a Romantic Encounter”, believes that the timing is right for this book, as we can all use the laughs...not to mention clean, fragrant bathrooms. So pick up a copy for yourself, for family and friends, or for anyone who is liable to be a guest in your bathroom! You’ll thank us later.
Download or read book Toilet Tales written by Ryan Jacobson and published by . This book was released on 2014-10-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: People poop in their pants. It happens. No biggie, right? Wrong! Some bathroom accidents occur at the worst possible moments - on a first date, at the start of a new job, while stuck in traffic - and their stories ascend to the level of Toilet Tales. If you enjoy bathroom humor, this funny book collects 28 of the most humiliating true accounts that anyone was ever brave enough to confess. Toilet Tales makes a hilarious conversation-starter and a perfect bathroom read. But be warned: These short funny stories are gross!
Download or read book Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year written by Deuce Flanagan and published by Ulysses Press. This book was released on 2010-07-20 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents fascinating, unusual, and gross facts about excrement.
Download or read book What s Your Poo Telling You written by Josh Richman and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2007-05-03 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)
Download or read book The Little Book of Toilet Jokes written by Sid Finch and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2018-09-13 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What did the poo say to the fart? You blow me away! Full to the brim with obscene one-liners, gross-out gags and smutty shenanigans, this book should be your number one – and number two – choice for lav-based laughs.
Download or read book A Confederacy of Dunces written by John Kennedy Toole and published by Grove/Atlantic, Inc.. This book was released on 2007-12-01 with total page 414 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the Pulitzer Prize “A masterwork . . . the novel astonishes with its inventiveness . . . it is nothing less than a grand comic fugue.”—The New York Times Book Review A Confederacy of Dunces is an American comic masterpiece. John Kennedy Toole's hero, one Ignatius J. Reilly, is "huge, obese, fractious, fastidious, a latter-day Gargantua, a Don Quixote of the French Quarter. His story bursts with wholly original characters, denizens of New Orleans' lower depths, incredibly true-to-life dialogue, and the zaniest series of high and low comic adventures" (Henry Kisor, Chicago Sun-Times).
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written No Joke written by May Roche and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations!
Download or read book The Shit Book written by Thomas N. Bainter and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2011-11-04 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is about shit. Not the shit you have in your closet or those lying around the house or the shit in your car, but it is about shit. The stuff that comes out of your body when you have to go to the bathroom. Not the stuff that comes out the front side but the stuff that comes out of your butt. It doesnt matter how poor you are, how rich you are, how ugly you are, or how beautiful you are. It doesnt matter if you are skinny or overweight. And no matter what you may think, your shit does stink sometimes. This book is for all of you who have ever admired your dirty deed. For those of you whose brother made you run to the bathroom because you thought someone had died only to see the longest turd ever in the stool.
Download or read book Fuck This Shit written by Stanley Crapper and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-17 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Think of all your friends and relatives that would really love this Bathroom Guest Book! Perfect housewarming present, gag gift, dirty santa present, white elephant present, Christmas gift or birthday present for anybody with a 'naughty' sense of humor. What spices up a domestic loo better than a funny book? This fantastically hilarious Bathroom Guestbbook will keep all visitors entertained for hours..or however long it takes. Each page includes hilarious checkboxes including 'purpose of visit', 'during your visit did you', room for a naughty limerick, and space to write epic shit. There is also room for doodles to let guests really surprise you! Your cherished ones will love the splendor of this paperback book with its top class cover. Each top rate sheet will leave you not giving a shit about anything else in the bathroom! The Bathroom Guest Book is the perfect gift for the couple who just bought a new house or own rental properties. Don't forget the pen!
Download or read book The Toilets in My Life written by William Timmerman and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-02-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Toilet-themed books can be really entertaining especially if they are knee-slapping funny. This book is just that. It is filled with humorous real-life stories of a man who must spend four hours a day sitting on a toilet whether traveling about or at home. You will laugh out loud and agree why he considers himself a "toilet expert". Meet the "flying toilet seat", how to deal with electric eye flushers, the times he gets caught in ladies' restrooms, the perfect restroom at the winery at Castello Banfi-II Burgo, Italy, the Saint Bernard dog from hell, and when he got wedged between a toilet and the stall wall and couldn't get out, and much more. All the stories are true. He bets you will laugh out loud more than once! Get ready for crude and uproariously funny stuff about one man's life of love and hate with toilets.
Download or read book Totally Inappropriate Shower of Shit Toilet Reader written by Totally Inappropriate Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-05 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Keep this Toilet Reader close to the loo and never be bored while "concentrating" again. The answer to the Question - What next? for any Bathroom Reader. In this hectic world Shit is all around us, other peoples "Bullshit", people "Talking Shit" and the "Shit Hitting the Fan" daily to name just a few. From a "Sack of Shit" to "Shoot the Shit" with a "Shitstorm" in-between; featuring amusing explanations and examples of use. Make sure you're sitting comfortably, switch off your mind for a little while, relax, enjoy and laugh away at 25 of the best uses of everyones favourite swear word. A great gift idea, humourous present or a treat for yourself - 100% Unique Designs. 5"x8" Perfectly Bound, Fully Formatted Pages Striking Glossy Heavyweight Paperback Cover "Laugh away the Stress of the world outside the Bathroom"
Download or read book Toilet humor written by Silvey ... and published by . This book was released on 1984 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Fuck That Shit written by Stanley Crapper and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-17 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Think of all your friends and relatives that would really love this Bathroom Guest Book! Perfect housewarming present, gag gift, dirty santa present, white elephant present, Christmas gift or birthday present for anybody with a 'naughty' sense of humor. What spices up a domestic loo better than a funny book? This fantastically hilarious Bathroom Guestbbook will keep all visitors entertained for hours..or however long it takes. Each page includes hilarious checkboxes including 'purpose of visit', 'during your visit did you', room for a naughty limerick, and space to write epic shit. There is also room for doodles to let guests really surprise you! Your cherished ones will love the splendor of this paperback book with its top class cover. Each top rate sheet will leave you not giving a shit about anything else in the bathroom! The Bathroom Guest Book is the perfect gift for the couple who just bought a new house or own rental properties. Don't forget the pen!
Download or read book No Place To Go written by Lezlie Lowe and published by Coach House Books. This book was released on 2018-09-11 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adults don't talk about the business of doing our business. We work on one assumption: the world of public bathrooms is problem- and politics-free. No Place To Go: Answering the Call of Nature in the Urban Jungle reveals the opposite is true. No Place To Go is a toilet tour from London to San Francisco to Toronto and beyond. From pay potties to deserted alleyways, No Place To Go is a marriage of urbanism, social narrative, and pop culture that shows the ways — momentous and mockable — public bathrooms just don't work. Like, for the homeless, who, faced with no place to go sometimes literally take to the streets. (Ever heard of a municipal poop map?) For people with invisible disabilities, such as Crohn’s disease, who stay home rather than risk soiling themselves on public transit routes. For girls who quit sports teams because they don’t want to run to the edge of the pitch to pee. Celebrities like Lady Gaga and Bruce Springsteen have protested bathroom bills that will stomp on the rights of transpeople. And where was Hillary Clinton after she arrived back to the stage late after the first commercial break of the live-televised Democratic leadership debate in December 2015? Stuck in a queue for the women’s bathroom. Peel back the layers on public bathrooms and it’s clear many more people want for good access than have it. Public bathroom access is about cities, society, design, movement, and equity. The real question is: Why are public toilets so crappy?
Download or read book Potty Humor written by Brian Boone and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready for the hundreds of gross-out groaners to be found on the pages of Potty Humor! From the folks who brought you Dad Jokes and Dad Jokes Too, here’s an entire book devoted to pee jokes, poop jokes, barf jokes, and more. This volume of icky humor will have your friends and family cringing and moaning all year long!
