Download or read book The Cat Owner s Survival Guide written by Tatiana Davidova and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2022-08-11 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious, fully illustrated book full of tongue-in-cheek advice for surviving life as a cat parent – the perfect gift for any cat lover You have the best cat in the world, it’s true. But there’s no avoiding the fact that, perfect and adorable as they may be, there are certain elements of being a cat owner that you could do without. Those thoughtful “gifts” you find in the kitchen. The scratch-marks on the couch. Their hairballs clogging up your vacuum cleaner. Luckily, this no-nonsense guide is here to teach you all the tricks you’ll ever need to help you navigate life with your furry friend, so you can focus on the positives – like giving them head-scritches and cooing over their little toe beans. With pearls of wisdom like these, you’ll be a pro cat parent in no time: As a cat parent, you will need to work out the golden number of tummy rubs your cat will allow before they turn into an uncontrollable scratch-monster Your cat may look cute and innocent, but there’s an evil mastermind secretly at work behind all that fluff Items placed on a surface are highly offensive to cats and will be quickly dispatched to the floor, where they belong
Download or read book Every Cat s Survival Guide to Living with a Neurotic Owner written by Beth Adelman and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2003 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meow! Some kitties have a few catty things to say about their owners. And when they do, they talk to Dear Tabby. She's got the answers, so cats can understand why the people in their life act so strangely. But felines aren't the only ones who will benefit from Tabby's smarts: concerned humans who want to know what's going on with their furry friends will find invaluable insights in her responses. Plus, these letters are fun! See why Miss Puff won't play; why Priscilla wants the scoop on your sudden obsession with her figure (and why the food bowl's no longer full all the time); and why Belle, a dignified older cat, has some problems with litter box etiquette.
Download or read book The Lory Owner s Survival Guide written by Margrethe Warden and published by Mindo Press LLC. This book was released on 2004 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A guide to sussesful management of pet Lorikeet Parrots
Download or read book The Hood Survival Guide written by Ron Jones and published by Ron Jones. This book was released on 2011-07-05 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Hood Survival Guide, Book 1 - Make It Out Alive is your sarcastic key to survival against the many threats that face you in The Hood. This book, the first in a series, covers beginner knowledge and both defines The Hood, dangers, and preparation.
Download or read book The Cat Fanciers Association Complete Cat Book written by Mordecai Siegal and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2004 with total page 570 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Profiles forty-one cat breeds and provides cat care guidance, covering cat selection, nutrition, grooming, home veterinary care, behavior, and other related topics.
Download or read book Zak George s Dog Training Revolution written by Zak George and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2016-06-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A revolutionary way to raise and train your dog, with “a wealth of practical tips, tricks, and fun games that will enrich the lives of many dogs and their human companions” (Dr. Ian Dunbar, veterinarian and animal behaviorist). Zak George is a new type of dog trainer. A dynamic YouTube star and Animal Planet personality with a fresh approach, Zak helps you tailor dog training to your pet’s unique traits and energy level—leading to quicker results and a much happier pup. For the first time, Zak has distilled the information from his hundreds of videos and experience with thousands of dogs into this comprehensive dog and puppy training guide that includes: • Choosing the right pup for you • Housetraining and basic training • Handling biting, leash pulling, jumping up, barking, aggression, chewing, and other behavioral issues • Health care essentials like finding a vet and selecting the right food • Cool tricks, traveling tips, and activities to enjoy with your dog • Topics with corresponding videos on Zak’s YouTube channel so you can see his advice in action Packed with everything you need to know to raise and care for your dog, this book will help you communicate and bond with one another in a way that makes training easier, more rewarding, and—most of all—fun!
Download or read book The Little Instruction Book for Cat Parents written by Kate Freeman and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2024-08-08 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious, no-nonsense survival guide is on hand to help you accept that being a cat parent is not a choice, but a lifestyle. Filled with original illustrations and tongue-in-cheek advice, this sneak peek into the mind of the mundane moggy will make the perfect gift for any cat lover.
Download or read book The Cat Owner s Survival Guide written by Martin Baxendale and published by Silent But Deadly Publications. This book was released on 1997 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A spoof cartoon survival guide for cat owners, in similar format to Martin Baxendale's series of spoof New Baby owner manuals, record books and guides. A humorous gift-book for both first-time cat owners and more experienced cat lovers.
Download or read book Think Like a Cat written by Pam Johnson-Bennett and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-09-27 with total page 434 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: America's favorite cat behavior expert, author of Catwise and Cat vs. Cat, offers the most complete resource for cat owners of all stripes, now fully updated. "The queen of cat behavior" - Steve Dale, author of My Pet World Think it's impossible to train a cat? Think again! By learning how to think like a cat, you'll be amazed at just how easy it is. Whether you are a veteran cat lover, a brand-new owner of a sweet kitten, or the frustrated companion of a feline whose driving you crazy, Pam Johnson-Bennett will help you understand what makes your cat tick (as well as scratch and purr). Topics range from where to get a cat to securing a vet; from basic health care to treating more serious problems; choosing an inrresistible scratching post and avoiding litterbox problems. A comprehensive guide to cat care and training, she helps you understand the instincts that guide feline behavior. Using behavior modification and play therapy techniques, she shares successful methods that will help you and your cat build a great relationship.
Download or read book Why Your Cat Thinks You re an Idiot written by Sam Hart and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2023-08-10 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This frank and hilarious illustrated gift book is the perfect guide to why your cat thinks you are an idiot You dote on your fluffy feline, but it may feel like the relationship is a little one-sided at times. Whether it's the judgemental stares or the cold shoulders, sometimes your cat doesn't seem to have the same enthusiasm for you as you do for them. If you're wondering why they treat you this way, allow this book to explain; your cat thinks you're a fool! Filled with witty original illustrations, this book offers many reasons why your pampered puss thinks you're ridiculous and why they're in charge. From following you into the bathroom to knocking things off shelves, gain insight into the mind of your moggy and allow them to explain why they act the way they do. Perfect for any cat lovers, or long-suffering owners, this book reveals the truth: your cat just thinks you are an idiot.
Download or read book The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook Life written by David Borgenicht and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2010-07-01 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An omnibus of fast-access survival advice on the full range of everyday life emergencies, The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: LIFE packs hundreds of instant, real solutions to daily crisesbecause getting through the day is survival enough. Diverging from the multi-step scenarios of the previous books in the Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook series, each of the more than 700 new scenarios here are pared to the immediate problem, the immediate first step, and some what-next advice. Categories cover home, family, travel, sports & hobbies, pets, school, beauty & fitness, on the job scenarios, and more. Complementing this whole life catalog of disaster situations are 60 full-page illustrations that reveal the problemand solutionin a single, amusing visual. With helpful subject tabs and an extensive index, this SAS Survival Manual meets Helpful Hints From Heloise guide will keep readers informed and safe whether battling a bobcat or busted faucet. Because anything can go wrong, anywhere, anytime.
Download or read book How to Survive Being a Cat Owner written by Clive Whichelow and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2018-04-12 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cats are furry, purry and loveable. They also happen to be the keepers of their own destiny – and utterly untrainable; if you’re going to make it as a cat owner, you’re going to need survival skills. This mischievous little book will help see you through your years as a cat owner with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations.
Download or read book The Cat Owner s Manual written by David Brunner and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2014-07-01 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At last—a beginner’s guide to feline technology! The cat parent’s guide to common kitty quirks and what they really mean—featuring useful diagrams and hilarious insights! Scratch marks on your furniture. Dead mice on your doorstep. Stray hairs all over your clothes. It’s enough to make you cry out, “Why doesn’t my cat have an owner’s manual?” And now—finally!—she does. Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Cat Owner’s Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: • Which breeds interface best with dogs? • How can I maintain a quality exterior finish? • And why does my model always drink from the bathtub? Whatever your concerns, you’ll find the answers here—courtesy of celebrated veterinarian Dr. David Brunner and acclaimed author Sam Stall. Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for both new and experienced cat owners.
Download or read book Hemingway s Cats written by Carlene Fredericka Brennen and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2015-09-01 with total page 374 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ernest Hemingway always had cats as companions, from the ones he adored as a child in Illinois and Michigan, to the more than 30 he had as an adult in Paris, Key West, Cuba, and Idaho. All are chronicled and most are pictured here, along with revelations of how they fit into the many twists and turns of his life and loves. In 1943 Ernest Hemingway, living in the Finca in Cuba with his third wife and eleven cats, wrote to his first wife: "One cat just leads to another... The place is so damned big it doesn't really seem as though there were many cats until you see them all moving like a mass migration at feeding time." He called the cats “purr factories" and “love sponges" who soaked up love in return for comfort and companionship. He gave each a name that suited its character, including F. Puss, Fatso, Friendless, Feather Kitty, Princessa, Furhouse, Uncle Woofer, and his last cat in Idaho, Big Boy Peterson. You'll also meet his nine dogs, a cow, and a young great horned owl that he rescued not long before his death. Hemingway's Cats reveals a softer side to the writer's character than is usually portrayed by the macho image of the hunter and fisherman. He sought the cats' comfort in times of loneliness and stress, and he featured some of them in his writings, particularly in A Moveable Feast, Islands in the Stream, The Garden of Eden, and True at First Light—all written late in his life and as close to autobiography as he came.
Download or read book How to Tame Your Cat written by Sam Hart and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2023-05-11 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fully illustrated book of tongue-in-cheek advice for cat parents who struggle to tame their cat's inner beast Having a cat can be such a joy. Little compares to the delight of cuddles on the couch, the sound of gentle purring, or the fun of playtime. But what do you do when your furry friend starts scratching all the furniture, ruining the flower beds, stealing your food and generally wreaking havoc? Luckily, this entertaining guide is here with top tips and tricks to tame your cat when the wild beast comes out, so you can spend more time giving head scritches and less time worrying about the state of your curtains. Become an elite cat parent with these nuggets of wisdom: If you're worried about items crashing to the floor, attach ornaments with string and they won't make such a satisfying "THUNK" noise City cats love the daily discipline of being taken for a walk; give it a try and observe the calming effect it has on them Install a security-grade toilet-paper guard to avoid unsolicited homemade confetti
Download or read book Every Dog s Survival Guide to Living with a Neurotic Owner written by Steve Duno and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2003 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pity the poor pup, so loyal and faithful, who gets stuck with a clueless owner. What's a dog to do? Talk to Dear Gabby, of course, that sagest of canines. And if you want to understand Fido, you should listen in and hear what he has to say in this witty, readable selection of letters. What will you learn? Well, that your dashing Dalmation expects and even longs for good, solid training. That your retriever's shredding the furniture because he's not getting enough exercise. And that a pet shop may be the worst place to pick your pooch. If you're interested in dog care, but bored by traditional manuals, you've come to the right place to find the facts.
Download or read book A Survival Guide for Buying a Home written by Sid Davis and published by AMACOM Div American Mgmt Assn. This book was released on 2009 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Buying a home is a complex process that involves a delicate balance of financial, emotional, and practical factors. This essential resource helps readers come out on top, revealing the best strategies for finding and buying a new home -- while saving money every step of the way.Whether looking for a house, condo, co-op, or manufactured home, readers will learn how to:* Hire the right agent* determine financial limits* develop relationships with banks and other potential lenders* evaluate communities* get prequalified or preapproved for a mortgage* negotiate the best price and terms* and more.There's also a checklist of the 15 costliest mistakes homebuyers make -- and how to avoid every one of them -- plus crucial information on how to sell a home. Owning a home is the American dream, but achieving it can be a nightmarish experience. With this vital information and great strategies, readers will not only find their dream home faster, they will do everything right to move in quickly and confidently!"
