Download or read book I need a new bum written by Dawn McMillan and published by Oratia Media Ltd. This book was released on 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.

Download or read book The Bum Book written by Kate Mayes and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-07 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a book for anyone who has a bum or knows someone with a bum. It's a celebration of my bum and your bum and the whole world's bum. From bestselling author Kate Mayes and award-winning illustrator Andrew Joyner comes The Bum Book, the only book about bums you'll ever need.

Download or read book I Broke My Butt written by Dawn McMillan and published by Courier Dover Publications. This book was released on 2019-10-16 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt! is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind — and it's great for sliding down hills, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun. Now all his friends want one too!

Download or read book The Bum Book written by Dawko and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Bum Bum written by Taro Miura and published by . This book was released on 2016-02-01 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A playful celebration of bottoms of all shapes and sizes, Taro Miura's concept book will have parents and babies giggling with every turn of the page!

Download or read book I Need a New Bum and Other Stories written by Dawn McMillan and published by . This book was released on 2017-11 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With their unique brand of rhyme, crazy humour and zany drawings, Dawn McMillan and Ross Kinnaird have become a favourite with kids worldwide. Together with the bestselling I Need a New Bum!, this special collection returns to print two other hilarious tales: Doggy Doo on my Shoe and Seagull Sid (and the naughty things his seagulls did!).

Download or read book 101 Bums written by Sam Harper and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2021 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A rhyming text that celebrates (and pokes fun at) 101 different animal bums of all shapes and sizes"--

Download or read book Willy Bum Bum written by Alien Red Wolf and published by Blankspace Publications. This book was released on 2015-05 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A riveting tale about a man and his anthropomorphic naughty parts. A timeless classic based on the viral You Tube video.

Download or read book The Wonky Donkey written by Craig Smith and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2010 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud that features a free downloadable song "I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw And he only had three legs He was a wonky donkey." Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey Download the free song at www.scholastic.com/wonkydonkey.

Download or read book The Butt Book written by Artie Bennett and published by Bloomsbury USA Childrens. This book was released on 2010-01-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tall butts, short butts, round butts, flat butts. Butts on mummies and butts on mommies. Butts on giraffes and elephants and dogs and... FISH? Yes, even fish butts are celebrated in this tribute to backsides, rumps, tushies, keisters, heinies, and derrieres. Dozens of funny rhymes and pages of laugh-out-loud pictures pay homage to a body part that keeps kids and grown-ups giggling with glee. Bottoms up!

Download or read book Whose Bum written by Chris Tougas and published by Orca Book Publishers. This book was released on 2018-09-18 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This vibrant hint-and-reveal board book from celebrated artist Chris Tougas features everyone's favorite feature! Would you recognize your own bum if you didn't know it was yours? How about your dog's bum? Or your baby's bum? Explore these cushy tushies with your little one and play a fun guessing game as you appreciate the posteriors of a variety of brightly hued animals.

Download or read book The Nun and the Bum written by Adele Azar-Rucquoi and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2017-11-15 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Nun And The Bum portrays an unlikely love story of Aneesa Haddad and Andrew LeBouef. She is born of Syrian parents, spends sixteen happy years as a teaching nun, falls in love with her pastor, leaves convent, leaves him, embarks on a peace-making journey of Arabs and Jews. Alls well except for missing soul mate. One day there he is disguised by his own strike-out.

Download or read book The Adventures of Willy and His Sunburnt Bum written by Tara Pavlovic-Shepherdson and published by . This book was released on 2021-06 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Willy loves playing outside but hates wearing clothes, especially hats and pants! He also likes to say, "NO!" and do things his own way. One hot summer day, Willy runs away from his mum and plays outside all day without anything on! He gets redder and redder, until? Poor Willy learns the hard way about protecting himself from the sun.Written in quirky rhymes by Tara Pavlovic-Shepherdson with fun illustrations by Stacey Sherwood, this hilarious cautionary tale will have kids rushing to put on their hats (and pants!) and have sunscreen applied.

Download or read book How to Avoid a Wombat s Bum written by Mitchell Symons and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-05-30 with total page 315 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know THAT: The first ready-to-eat breakfast cereal was Shredded Wheat in 1893 (it beat Kellogg's Corn Flakes by just five years) Scarlett Johansson, Ashton Kutcher and Simon Cowell all have twin brothers. Everton were the first British football club to introduce a stripe down the side of their shorts. The word DUDE was coined by Oscar Wilde and his friends. It is a combination of the words 'duds' and 'attitude'. Well you do now! Filled with fantastic facts and figures to amaze and intrigue . . . once you start reading you'll be hooked for hours!

Download or read book Poo Bum written by Stephanie Blake and published by Gecko Press (Tm). This book was released on 2020-02-04 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The little rabbit is loved by his family, even though whenever they ask him a question, he answers very rudely. In the morning his mother would say, 'Time to get up, my little rabbit ' He'd reply: 'Poo bum '. One day the little rabbit meets a hungry wolf. Will he learn his lesson once and for all?

Download or read book The Monkey with No Bum written by Asa Murphy and published by Puppy Dogs & Ice Cream. This book was released on 2021-08-15 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happens when you don't fit in? Teach children how to love themselves just as they are with this lighthearted but meaningful book. Charlie the monkey has some so-called friends make fun of his tiny flat bum. They believe that all monkeys are supposed to have big, round, red bums, and make Charlie feel ashamed that he skips the Great Bum Parade, a special day for monkeys throughout the jungle. But things take a turn on his birthday, when Charlie's parents help him find the bum of his dreams, in a very surprising way! The Monkey With No Bum will make children laugh, and they will be captivated by the fun, cartoonish illustrations, all while learning how to love themselves just as they are.

Download or read book The Day My Butt Went Psycho written by Andy Griffiths and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2016-11-29 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young boy embarks on an epic journey across the land to reclaim his runaway butt in this hilarious beginning to a bestselling trilogy. Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story . . . the story of a brave young boy and his crazy runaway butt. The story of a crack butt-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Butt Hunter’s formidable daughter, and some of the ugliest and meanest butts ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of endurance that takes Zack on an epic journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest, and over the Sea of Butts before descending into the heart of an explosive buttcano to confront the biggest, ugliest, and meanest butt of them all! Praise for The Day My Butt Went Psycho “Griffith’s fun gross-out adventure novel follows Zack Freeman, who awakens to see his rear end leaping out the window to lead a bum rally . . . Young readers will likely get a kick out of it all (there’s even a glossary included).” —Publishers Weekly