Download or read book The Boss s Joke Book written by Mary Noble and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-19 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 100% inoffensive. Business, Lawyer, Accountant, Jokes Fun Corporate Gift, Conference Handout, Funny Giveaway, Leaving, Promotion Present. Lighthearted Souvenir Larger size cover - higher visibility, brighter picture. Inclusive, non- sexist, 1000+ jokes. A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished! My boss doesn't believe money equals happiness - so instead of raises, he gives us Prozac. I use artificial sweetener at work.- I add it to everything I say to my boss. The farther away the future is, the better it looks. A crisis is when you cannot say "let's just forget the whole thing." "No, you can't take the drug test next week!" Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?" - How much money do you have? The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys,- and they both think they're smart. There are 3 types of accountants. - Those who can count and those who can't.
Download or read book The World s Best Boss Jokes written by Edward Phillips and published by Trafalgar Square Publishing. This book was released on 1994 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Scoreven book of jokes The Boss At Loss Jokes to insult your Boss written by VT - SCOREVEN and published by Blue Rose Publishers. This book was released on 2022-11-23 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a Scoreven Collection of 100 Jokes titled 'Office Office - Boss At Loss'. The jokes are directed at the fussy, grumpy, illogical, annoying bosses who looks down upon their subordinates. These jokes are a great relief for the staff, employees who are upset with their bosses' attitude.
Download or read book The Boss Baby written by Marla Frazee and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-07-03 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the moment the baby arrived, it was obvious that he was the boss. The boss baby is used to getting his way - drinks made to order 24/7, his private jet plane, and meetings around the clock. But when his demands aren't getting proper responses, he has to go to new lengths to achieve the attention he deserves. Marla Frazee brings her signature wit and humour - along with adorable illustrations - to a book that explores the effect of one family's very unusual new arrival.
Download or read book Humor Seriously written by Jennifer Aaker and published by Crown Currency. This book was released on 2021-02-02 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WALL STREET JOURNAL, LOS ANGELES TIMES, AND USA TODAY BESTSELLER • Anyone—even you!—can learn how to harness the power of humor in business (and life), based on the popular class at Stanford’s Graduate School of Business. Don’t miss the authors’ TED Talk, “Why great leaders take humor seriously,” online now. “The ultimate guide to using the magical power of funny as a tool for leadership and a force for good.”—Daniel H. Pink, #1 New York Times bestselling author of When and Drive We are living through a period of unprecedented uncertainty and upheaval in both our personal and professional lives. So it should come as a surprise to exactly no one that trust, human connection, and mental well-being are all on the decline. This may seem like no laughing matter. Yet, the research shows that humor and laughter are among the most valuable tools we have at our disposal for strengthening bonds and relationships, diffusing stress and tension, boosting resilience, and performing when the stakes are high. That’s why Jennifer Aaker and Naomi Bagdonas teach the popular course Humor: Serious Business at the Stanford Graduate School of Business, where they help some of the world’s most hard-driving, blazer-wearing business minds infuse more humor and levity into their work and lives. In Humor, Seriously, they draw on findings by behavioral scientists, world-class comedians, and inspiring business leaders to reveal how humor works and—more important—how you can use more of it, better. Aaker and Bagdonas unpack the theory and application of humor: what makes something funny, how to mine your life for material, and simple ways to identify and leverage your unique humor style. They show how to use humor to rebuild vital connections; appear more confident, competent, and authentic at work; and foster cultures where levity and creativity can thrive. President Dwight David Eisenhower once said, “A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.” If Dwight David Eisenhower, the second least naturally funny president (after Franklin Pierce), thought humor was necessary to win wars, build highways, and warn against the military-industrial complex, then you might consider learning it too.
Download or read book I Love My Boss 969 Other Business Jokes written by Gene Perret and published by Sterling Publishing (NY). This book was released on 1993 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book I m the Boss written by Elise Gravel and published by Orca Book Publishers. This book was released on 2022-03-15 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I WANT TO BE THE BOSS! Readers of all ages (but mostly the little ones) will understand how this tiny monster feels. For once in their life, this small beast wants to get everything it wants, right here, RIGHT NOW! While the grown-up monster can’t give them a plane they can fly or a cake with lots of candy on top, they can give them a really big hug when they feel upset. This delightful board book will make the little tyrants in your life giggle at the ridiculousness of the demands. And the text’s repetition of “A big one! Right now!” will have toddlers hollering along with glee. Orca apologizes in advance for any autocratic tendencies this book may inspire.
Download or read book If I Was Boss written by Kes Gray and published by Red Fox. This book was released on 2004-03 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Humor of James Boss written by James Boss and published by . This book was released on 2015 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Harpo Speaks written by Harpo Marx and published by Pickle Partners Publishing. This book was released on 2017-03-17 with total page 758 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First published in 1961, this is the autobiography of Harpo Marx, the silent comedian of The Marx Brothers fame. Writing of his life before, during, and after becoming famous by incorporating lovely and humorous stories and anecdotes, Harp Marx tells of growing up in a rough neighborhood and being poor, being bullied and dropping out of school, teaching himself to read, write, tell time, and to play the piano and harp. He speaks of his close relationships with his family members, particularly his mother and brother Leonard (Chico), who would become his partner-in-crime on screen, and the profound effect that the death of his parents Sam and Minnie had on him. Filled with insider tales of his antics on and off stage, and the hard graft he and his brothers put into reaching their level of success, the reader becomes privy to a rare glimpse into Marx’ thoughts on everything and everyone he had the privilege of working with. The book reveals the friendships he forged and the blows he was dealt in show-business, and of his marriage to his wife, actress Susan Fleming, with whom he adopted four children and built a ranch on which they lived happily ever after, along with numerous animals. A thoroughly enjoyable read. “This is a riotous story which is reasonably mad and as accurate as a Marx brother can make it. Despite only a year and a half of schooling, Harpo, or perhaps his collaborator, is the best writer of the Marx Brother. Highly recommended.”—Library Journal “A funny, affectionate and unpretentious autobiography done with a sharply professional assist from Rowland Barber.”—New York Times Book Review “This is a racy autobiography by the mute Marx Brother with the rolling eyes, oversized pants and red wig who could send a glissando reeling over his harp.[...] It is enjoyable reading and polished writing...”—Kirkus Review
Download or read book The Official Executives Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by Bantam Books. This book was released on 1987 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Tiny Book of Boss Jokes written by Edward Phillips and published by Harper Uk. This book was released on 2002 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The latest offering in the Tiny series of Joke books. Perfect for Monday morning blues, as well as lightening the atmosphere at the office. These are quick-fire jokes packaged in irresistible 'tiny' format. The latest in the popular Tiny Joke book series, this little offering is sure to brighten the dullest day at work. The companion for the office prankster as well as the ideal book for the witty at heart this is the long awaited ammunition for the down-trodden, mis-managed and back-bitten employee.
Download or read book Boss Babes written by Michelle Volansky and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2016-09-20 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A playful and play-filled ode to strong women, BOSS BABES is a coloring and activity book filled with fun facts and whimsical black-and-white line drawings celebrating female powerhouses from Beyonce to Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Dolly Parton to Malala, Tina Fey to Serena Williams. On every page is a portrait to color or an activity to complete: Connect the dots to conjure J.K. Rowling’s patronus. Complete the Beyonce crossword (12-DOWN: Who run the world?). Decorate Flo-Jo’s nails, decode Cher’s most recent tweet, design a new jabot for RBG, color in Frida Kahlo’s flowers, and more!
Download or read book The Humor of James Boss written by James Boss and published by . This book was released on 2015 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Accountant s Bad Joke Book Have You Heard the One about written by Rick Telberg and published by . This book was released on 2011-03 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need a Laugh? Okay, maybe just a chuckle and the occasional groan? We've done our best to compile all the (mostly) decent jokes we can find about accountants. (Some are even funny )
Download or read book Boss Life written by Paul Downs and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2016-08-02 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: **A Forbes Best Business Book of the Year, 2015** **Winner of the 2015 800-CEO-READ Business Book Award in Entrepreneurship** When columnist Paul Downs was approached by The New York Times to write for their “You’re the Boss” blog, he had been running his custom furniture business for twenty-four years strong. or mostly strong. Now, in his first book, Downs paints an honest portrait of a real business, with a real boss, a real set of employees, and the real challenges they face. Fresh out of college in 1986, Downs opened his first business, a small company that builds custom furniture. In 1987, he hired his first employee. That’s when things got complicated. As his enterprise began to grow, he had to learn about management, cash flow, taxes, and so much more. But despite any obstacles, Downs always remained keenly aware that every small business, no matter the product it makes or the service it provides, starts with people. He writes with tremendous insight about hiring employees, providing motivation to get the best out of them, and the difficult decisions he’s made to let some of them go. Downs also looks outward, to his dealings with vendors and to providing each client with exemplary customer service from first sales pitch to final delivery. With honesty and conviction, he tells the true story behind building and sustaining a successful company in an ever-evolving economy, often airing his own failures and shortcomings to reveal the difficulties that arise from being a boss and a businessperson. Countless employees have told the story of their experience with managers—Boss Life tells the other side of that story.
Download or read book What to Talk About written by Christopher Colin and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2014-04-15 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Homo sapiens have been speaking for hundreds of years—and yet basic communication still stymies us. We freeze up in elevators, on dates, at parties, under Dumpsters. We stagger through our exchanges merely hoping not to crash, never considering that we might soar. We go home sweaty and eat a birthday cake in the shower. But no more. With What to Talk About you'll learn to speak—fluently, intelligently, charmingly—to family, friends, coworkers, lovers, future lovers, horse trainers, children, even yourself. This hilarious manual, written by two award-winning authors and illustrated by legendary cartoonist Tony Millionaire, is tailor-made for anyone who might one day attend a dinner party, start a job, celebrate a birthday, graduate from school, date a human, or otherwise use words. What to Talk About is not rocket science, but it is a lot like brain surgery, in the sense that is terrifying, risky—and could change you forever.
