Download or read book The Book of Real Shit written by J. Smith and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-04-19 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Book of Real Shit: A Collection of Poetry & Life Thoughts puts J. Smith's emotions and struggles on page without apology or hesitation. Her poems cover all aspects of life, from moments of utter desperation when depression is eating away at your spirit. To the moments we pray for when love is cradling our soul like a parent. Far from avoiding the unfairness of life, she embraces it, transforming it into haunting verse. For J. Smith, sensitivity was once a demise but has since become a birth. As The Rose That Grew From Concrete, this phoenix arises from the ashes creating a monumental moment in literature. A collection of poetry from a perspective that is unbelievably raw and relatable. For J. Smith, our mere existence in life is a mighty force that moves and shapes the psyche. Inspiration is attained daily through the basics such as selfless love and sometimes the inevitable heartbreak. Likewise, the trials of "living while black" in America. This collection, full of pride and truth, invites readers to see themselves stripped bare of social trappings-to see themselves just as they are meant to be. A dose of reality that is worth indulging into.
Download or read book Shit is Real written by Aisha Franz and published by Drawn and Quarterly. This book was released on 2018-07-10 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A brokenhearted woman drifts into depression as she occupies her traveling neighbor's apartment in this graphic novel where base human desires and functions alternate with dreamlike symbolism to create a tension-filled tale of the nightmare that is modern life.
Download or read book Mainline written by Joseph McCarty and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-07-13 with total page 299 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Prison shows on TV cover only the mundane aspects of prison life--how meals are served or how many rolls of toilet paper each inmate receives. Mainline gives us the real version, no BS, sitting us down with gang leaders as they discuss which guy dies next, and who should stab him. Start this book a reader, finish as a convict, and try not to lose your head.
Download or read book How to Shit in the Woods written by Kathleen Meyer and published by Random House Digital, Inc.. This book was released on 2011 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's the feisty third edition of How to Shit in the Woods , jam-packed with new information for outdoor enthusiasts of every stripe. Hailed in its first edition as "the most important environmental book of the decade" by Books of the Southwest, and in its second as "the real shit" by the late, great, outdoor photographer Galen Rowell, this bestselling guide is often called the "backpacker's bible" and has sold more than 2.5 million copies in eight languages. Author Kathleen Meyer continues to pioneer the way with her inimitable voice-at once humorous, irreverent, and direct-examining the latest techniques for graceful backcountry elimination, and answering a desperate cry from nature concerning environmental precautions in our ever-shrinking wilds. World changes come fast and furious, and in the backcountry it is no different. The practice of "packing-it-out," adopted to protect high use areas and fragile eco-systems, is here to stay. We are now often urged to haul our poop home. Or with increasing frequency, the whole business is mandatory. To assist with all this responsible human waste disposal, Meyer's new edition features the latest in product innovations, from classy high-tech to inexpensive do-it-yourself. She covers the most current solutions to the health risks of drinking straight from wilderness waterways; presents a raft of natural substitutes for the purist swearing off toilet tissue; and offers a wealth of new recommendations for ladies who must make do without a loo. This down-to-earth guide has been employed as a training aid for scout troops, outdoor schools, and wilderness programs for inner-city youth; for rangers with the U.S. Forest Service, National Park Service, and Bureau of Land Management; as well as for whitewater rafting guides, backcountry outfitters, and members of the military. In rowing hundreds of urbanites down whitewater rivers, Meyer honed her squatting skills and found she "wasn't alone in the klutz department." Her delightfully shameless discussion of a once-shameful activity, her erudite examination of its associated vocabulary, and her unapologetic promotion of its colorful vernacular make How to Shit in the Woods essential and vastly entertaining reading for anyone who's ever paused at the edge of the forest and pondered: "Where do I go to go ?"
Download or read book The Book of Snobs written by William Makepeace Thackeray and published by . This book was released on 1852 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Shit Adults Never Taught Us written by Natasha Sattler and published by Natasha Sattler. This book was released on 2021-04-16 with total page 281 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A SNAPSHOT REVIEW OF THE THINGS YOU DIDN’T LEARN IN SCHOOL – IN QUICK, HILARIOUS CHAPTERS. Wouldn’t it be awesome if life had a manual? Not for your daily how-tos (like cooking or ironing) but for when the real shit pops up. The money shit we have no idea how to navigate, like negotiating a raise or buying a car. The relationship shit that slaps us in the face as we turn into full-fledged adults, like surviving a gut-wrenching breakup and having the courage to fall in love. The mind fucks that sneak into our brains after puberty like a ninja and set up camps of anxiety, loneliness, and regret. The life shit that somehow was completely ignored throughout more than a decade of schooling, like protecting your privacy online, traveling on any budget, and finding motivation when it seems impossible. We’ve made it this far, but after countless conversations with friends, it became obvious to me that our childhood education had a ton of gaps. Sure, we learned linear equations and got to dissect frogs for some reason, but no one taught us what the difference between an HMO and a PPO was and why it’s important. I took several years of Algebra but not once was a Mutual Funds class offered. That’s where Sh*t Adults Never Taught Us comes in. This book picks up where the adults left off and helps fill in all our insufficient knowledge by going beyond the Google search bar. Disguised as a self-help book, this mini-memoir uses personal experiences, including some epic failures, to guide you through the most perplexing moments in life. Shit Adults Never Taught Us covers a lot of topics: including career strategies, mental health, emotional quandaries, and navigating all of the WTF moments of adulthood.
Download or read book Real Hero Shit written by Kendra Wells and published by . This book was released on 2022-02 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bastard Prince Eugene has decided on a whim that he will be a HERO . . . much to the dismay of the adventuring party of Michel, Hocus and Ani. But the decision is out of their hands, and they're forced to take him along on their travels. Life on the road is different than Eugene expected, but there's no time to wallow in pouty disappointment; townsfolk are going missing. It's the perfect opportunity for the prince to save the day, and even make his companions some coin! But unfortunately, his royal highness is about to learn the system that kept him safe in his silk-sheeted bed isn't particularly concerned with the well-being of anyone who isn't him. A funny, moving, tongue-in-cheek fantasy adventure!
Download or read book Weird Shit written by Mark Leigh and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2014-03-03 with total page 167 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you heard, seen or read about something so bizarre and incredible that it leaves you bamboozled for the rest of the day? No? Then you haven't read Weird Sh!t. This eccentric mix of news stories, events concepts and conceits reveals a world full of downright weird and wonderful shit.
Download or read book Congratulations Shit Just Got Real written by LILLI Vaihere and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-11 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect graduation gift. This lined journal notebook features inspirational quotes and note boxes. Let her know how proud you are with the new graduate. Features: 6 x 9 page size 100 pages White colored paper Soft cover / paperback Matte finish cover This is a great unique gift idea under $10 for: Birthday Present Christmas present Graduation present
Download or read book The Kids Book of Poop written by Professor Poopy McDooDoo and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-22 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Kids Book of Poop: A Funny Read Aloud Picture Book For Kids Of All Ages About Poop and Pooping When it comes to poop, Professor Poopy McDooDoo knows it all. Now young readers can too! Loads of stinky details about poop and pooping are in the pages of this book. With The Kids Book of Poop, kids everywhere can get a quick education on a very important and funny topic . . . POOP! This book is appropriate for all ages who don't mind a little bathroom humor. With engaging, sly illustrations, laugh-out-loud text, and even a special kid-friendly poop joke, get ready for loads of laughs and giggles with every page of this hilarious book. Kids will want to read this fun, silly book over and over again!This book is available in paperback and Kindle formats. Add it to your shopping cart now and your child will be having fun reading about one very funny topic . . . poop!
Download or read book Poop Happened written by Sarah Albee and published by Walker Childrens. This book was released on 2010-05-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did lead pipescause the fall of the Roman Empire? How many toilets were in theaverage Egyptian pyramid? How did a knight wearing fiftypounds of armor go to thebathroom? Was poor hygiene thelast strawbefore the French Revolution? DidThomas Crapper really inventthe modern toilet? How doastronauts goin space? History finally comes out of thewater-closet inthis exploration of how people's need to relieve themselves shapedhumandevelopment from ancient times to the present. Throughout time, themostsuccessful civilizations were the ones who realized thateveryone poops, and theyhad better figure out how to get rid of it! From the world's firstflushing toiletinvented by ancient Minoan plumbers to castle moats in the middle agesthatused more than just water to repel enemies, Sarah Albee traces humancivilization using one revolting yet fascinating theme. A blend of historical photos and humorous illustrationsbring the answers to these questions and more to life, plus extra-grosssidebar information adds to the potty humor. This is bathroom readingkids, teachers,librarians, and parents won't be able to put down!
Download or read book Firefly Lane written by Kristin Hannah and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2008-02-05 with total page 532 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times bestselling author Kristin Hannah comes a powerful novel of love, loss, and the magic of friendship. . . . now a #1 Netflix series! In the turbulent summer of 1974, Kate Mularkey has accepted her place at the bottom of the eighth-grade social food chain. Then, to her amazement, the "coolest girl in the world" moves in across the street and wants to be her friend. Tully Hart seems to have it all---beauty, brains, ambition. On the surface they are as opposite as two people can be: Kate, doomed to be forever uncool, with a loving family who mortifies her at every turn. Tully, steeped in glamour and mystery, but with a secret that is destroying her. They make a pact to be best friends forever; by summer's end they've become TullyandKate. Inseparable. So begins Kristin Hannah's magnificent new novel. Spanning more than three decades and playing out across the ever-changing face of the Pacific Northwest, Firefly Lane is the poignant, powerful story of two women and the friendship that becomes the bulkhead of their lives. From the beginning, Tully is desperate to prove her worth to the world. Abandoned by her mother at an early age, she longs to be loved unconditionally. In the glittering, big-hair era of the eighties, she looks to men to fill the void in her soul. But in the buttoned-down nineties, it is television news that captivates her. She will follow her own blind ambition to New York and around the globe, finding fame and success . . . and loneliness. Kate knows early on that her life will be nothing special. Throughout college, she pretends to be driven by a need for success, but all she really wants is to fall in love and have children and live an ordinary life. In her own quiet way, Kate is as driven as Tully. What she doesn't know is how being a wife and mother will change her . . . how she'll lose sight of who she once was, and what she once wanted. And how much she'll envy her famous best friend. . . . For thirty years, Tully and Kate buoy each other through life, weathering the storms of friendship---jealousy, anger, hurt, resentment. They think they've survived it all until a single act of betrayal tears them apart . . . and puts their courage and friendship to the ultimate test. Firefly Lane is for anyone who ever drank Boone's Farm apple wine while listening to Abba or Fleetwood Mac. More than a coming-of-age novel, it's the story of a generation of women who were both blessed and cursed by choices. It's about promises and secrets and betrayals. And ultimately, about the one person who really, truly knows you---and knows what has the power to hurt you . . . and heal you. Firefly Lane is a story you'll never forget . . . one you'll want to pass on to your best friend.
Download or read book I Speak 4 Languages written by Impure Thots and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-30 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking for a unique and creative gift for that crazy coworker, best friend, or wacky relative that shares your sick sense of humor, then you've come to the right place.Our journals measure 6x9 inches and come with 120 pages (60 sheets) to write down notes, to-do lists, goals to achieve, or just space to vent about life.
Download or read book Shit Just Got Real Literally written by Color Happy and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-03 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Babies. Aren't they just so cute! And these babies have a bit of snark to them. This fun, and somewhat sarcastic, blank lined journal is a fun way to jot down our thoughts with a new little in the house. 6x9 blank lined journal full color, MATTE finish Colorable title page 100 lined pages
Download or read book Furiously Happy written by Jenny Lawson and published by Picador. This book was released on 2015-10-01 with total page 315 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of David Sedaris, Tina Fey and Caitlin Moran comes the new book from Jenny Lawson, author of the #1 New York Times bestseller Let's Pretend This Never Happened... In Let's Pretend This Never Happened, Jenny Lawson regaled readers with uproarious stories of her bizarre childhood. In her new book, Furiously Happy, she explores her lifelong battle with mental illness. A hysterical, ridiculous book about crippling depression and anxiety? That sounds like a terrible idea. And terrible ideas are what Jenny does best. As Jenny says: "You can't experience pain without also experiencing the baffling and ridiculous moments of being fiercely, unapologetically, intensely and (above all) furiously happy." It's a philosophy that has - quite literally - saved her life. Jenny's first book, Let's Pretend This Never Happened, was ostensibly about family, but deep down it was about celebrating your own weirdness. Furiously Happy is a book about mental illness, but under the surface it's about embracing joy in fantastic and outrageous ways. And who doesn't need a bit more of that?
Download or read book SGT Trekk Life After AIT When The Real Shit Starts written by Trekk and published by Trekk Smart Consulting LLC. This book was released on 2021-05-31 with total page 55 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SGT Trekk: Life After AIT, When The Real Shits Starts is the first in a series under the moniker SGT Trekk. The ebook is geared toward newly enlisted soldiers joining the Army. SGT Trekk shares some of his experiences and lessons learned as a National Guardsmen and deployed Veteran. The book isn’t about war stories or how to be a super-soldier. The purpose is to provide practical career advice to help any newly enlisted Reservist, Guardsmen, or Active Army soldier. Some of the subjects covered are the importance of having a mentor, understanding the two types of respect, and EO’s effect on military culture. And to be honest, most of these topics can help none-military people too.
Download or read book Owning My S H I T written by Jolanda Jo Jones and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-02 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Owning My S.H.I.T!, Jolanda shares her transformation from shame-filled victim to unapologetic victor. She learned to flip the script on what most people consider kryptonite and turned it into her superpower.
