Download or read book The Best Of Clean Pilipino Jokes written by Arturo B. Rodriguez and published by Arturo B Rodriguez. This book was released on 2007-06 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Jokes Collection written by Tatay Jobo Elizes and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-15 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laughter matters a lot! Nothing beats Filipino jokes. Even the best stand-up comic cannot recall jokes. This joke book is necessary tool to recall jokes handily. Jokes are for all occasions and for all people in all walks of life. Jokes remove cares and concerns. They make you forget your problems. People who tell jokes become the life of the party. Anybody for that matter can become a comic by just reading from this book. Sample: Tanong: Forgetful ba ang mister mo? Sagot: Aba, oo, minsan, akala niya siya ang head of the family. Another sample: Wife: Darling, you remnd me of Don Juan the great lover. Husband: Talaga, bakit? Wife: Kasi matagal na siyang patay. Actually, these jokes are recycled or modified jokes retold many times in the past and openly distributed in the internet. Jokes are sometimes hard to recall. This is a tribute to all writers and composers of jokes to make the world a better place to live in.

Download or read book The Best Of Pinoy Jokes written by Various and published by Psicom Publishing Inc. This book was released on with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Psicom Publishing Inc

Download or read book The Greatest Collection of the Best Green Pilipino Jokes written by Arturo B. Rodriguez and published by Arturo B Rodriguez. This book was released on 2007-05 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Compilation of Filipino Jokes written by Nenette Bandong Dy-Liacco and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Filipino Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Filipino jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Filipino Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Filipino Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Filipino joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Filipino jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Filipinos wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Filipino and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Filipino brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Filipino who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Filipinos laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

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Download or read book Pinoy Punchlines written by Magdalena and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-10-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Indulge in the laughter and joy of Filipino humor with "Pinoy Punchlines," a delightful compilation of side-splitting jokes, witty one-liners, and humorous anecdotes that will leave you in stitches. From classic tales featuring beloved characters like 'Juan' and 'Pedro' to clever commentaries on everyday Pinoy life, this book offers a diverse range of humor that captures the heart and soul of Filipino comedy. Whether you're a proud Filipino seeking to revel in your culture's wit or an international reader eager to explore the world of Filipino humor, "Pinoy Punchlines" has something for everyone. This book is the perfect companion for light-hearted moments, gatherings with friends and family, or simply brightening your day with a dose of laughter. The jokes within its pages are not only entertaining but also a testament to the Philippines' vibrant comedic tradition. Join in on the fun and discover why Filipino humor is loved worldwide. With "Pinoy Punchlines" in hand, you'll always have a reason to smile, chuckle, and share a good laugh. Grab your copy today and embark on a hilarious journey through the rich tapestry of Filipino jokes. Laughter is universal, and "Pinoy Punchlines" is here to prove it!

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Download or read book Jolly Jokes for Older Folks written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2007-04-01 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Bob Phillips has compiled yet another great collection of quirky quips and zany zingers that will charm and delight the young-at-heart and everyone who appreciates a little laughter in their lives. Stories of wacky waiters, loony lawyers, and daffy doctors will entertain readers while providing conversation starters for coffee or other get-togethers. An exasperated salesman abandoned his car in a no-parking zone and left this note: "I've circled this block 20 times. I have an appointment and must keep it or lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses." Upon returning, he found this note: "I've circled this block 20 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation." Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember a thing. Doctor: How long have you had this problem? Patient: What problem? Alphabetized so readers can find just the right joke to suit their fancy, Jolly Jokes for Older Folks provides lighthearted moments for everyone who's been around long enough to laugh at themselves and others.

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Download or read book The World s Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2013-03-01 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”

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Download or read book 500 Clean Jokes and Humorous Stories and how to Tell Them written by Rusty Wright and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 1998-06 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny stories, anecdotes, and jokes -all with a positive twist-will fit any occasion, speech, or presentation.

Download or read book Essays from the Nick of Time written by Mark Slouka and published by Graywolf Press. This book was released on 2010-10-26 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new collection of prophetic essays from one of the sharpest practitioners of the form Mark Slouka writes from a particular vantage point, one invoked by Thoreau, who wished "to improve the nick of time . . . to stand on the meeting of two eternities, the past and future." At this bewildering convergence, Slouka asks us to consider what it means to be human and what we must revive, or reject, in order to retain our humanity in the modern world. Collected over fifteen years, these essays include fascinating explorations of the relationship between memory and history and the nature of "tragedy" in a media-driven culture; meditations on the transcendent "wisdom" of the natural world and the role of silence in an age of noise; and arguments in defense of the political value of leisure time and the importance of the humanities in an age defined by the language of science and industry. Written in Slouka's supple and unerring prose, celebratory, critical, and passionate, Essays from the Nick of Time reawakens us to the moment and place in which we find ourselves, caught between the fading presence of the past and the neon lure of the future.

Download or read book The Best Joke Book Period written by William Donohue and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-11 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!