Download or read book Is This Anything written by Jerry Seinfeld and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book in twenty-five years from “one of our great comic minds” (The Washington Post) features Seinfeld’s best work across five decades in comedy. Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a twenty-one-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from forty-five years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.” For this book, Jerry Seinfeld has selected his favorite material, organized decade by decade. In this “trove of laugh-out-loud one-liners” (Associated Press), you will witness the evolution of one of the great comedians of our time and gain new insights into the thrilling but unforgiving art of writing stand-up comedy.
Download or read book Best Jokes 2017 written by Jack Jokes and published by PeteyRF Creative. This book was released on 2017-02-19 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What elephant ran for president? Donald Trunk These are the best jokes of 2017!
Download or read book The Funniest Jokes You Never Heard written by Carbone and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-05-19 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious jokes you have never heard! Jokes for Adults that will make you laugh hard! You will have a wonderful time finally reading new sidesplitting jokes. Adult, very funny jokes that are fresh and hysterical. You will be the life of the party!
Download or read book The Best Joke Book Period written by William Donohue and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-11 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 1998-03 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book My Best and Funniest Jokes written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-06-16 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Create Your Very Own Joke Book! 125 Lined Pages / Customizable Table of Contents Do you love laughing at hilarious and funny jokes? Do you have all the best jokes memorized? Now it is time to create your very own personalized joke book with all of your favorite comedy and humor. Perfect for all ages! With this handy book, you are the writer, illustrator, and joke teller! This is a perfect gift for the young and witty performer in the family. Never forget your punchlines again. ...also has a DIY table of contents for quick referencing! 7x10 inches 25 light lines per page 125 pages on white paper Do-it-yourself table of contents Plenty of space for LOTS of laughs You can save and store all your favorite knock knock jokes, one-liners, question and answers jokes, riddles, knee-slappers, prank ideas, and much more. Makes a wonderful gift for creative kids and adults too! Who is Johnny B. Laughing? The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing is known worldwide for his hilarious jokes, silly humor, and playful attitude. He is best-selling children's joke book author. He is a jokester at heart and enjoys a good laugh, pulling pranks on his friends, and telling funny and hilarious jokes! He has a wide variety of published joke books and continues to create new content on a regular basis. Comedy and humor make life better. Johnny B. Laughing knows this all too well. Makes the Perfect Gift for Any Occasion! Parties Birthdays Holidays School events Gifts for kids Scroll up and click buy to grab your copy today!
Download or read book The Best Jokes 2017 written by Alex Blaine Layder and published by . This book was released on 2017-01-20 with total page 69 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best Jokes of 2017200 Plus hilarious family-friendly jokes!FREE on Kindle UnlimitedKeep your kids laughing and entertaining their friends with this book of funny and family friendly jokes. Help them entertain their friends at school, make those long car trips more fun, and get a giggle for yourself along the way! These funny jokes, knock knocks, and riddles will entertain the entire family. And for those budding comedians in the house, several types of jokes to try out and find your own style.With artist illustrations showing just how funny these jokes for kids can be, this joke book will never be far out of reach.They say laughter is the best medicine so this book is perfect for:* A long car trip* The waiting room at the doctor's office* The first day of school* Birthday gifts that are sure to please* An opening joke for the big presentation at school* Encouraging your child to read * Cheering you up after a hard day at workDownload now and always be ready to crack a smile! Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?To go with the traffic jam! What is a boxer's favorite drink?Fruit Punch! What kind of key opens a banana?A monkey! How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses? What gets wetter the more it dries?A towel. What goes up and down but doesn't move?The temperature! Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?Because they dropped out of school! Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?Because they might peel!
Download or read book The Best Jokes written by Harris Billigon and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-02-03 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 1000 jokes Are you tired of the daily routine and monotony? Are your nerves on edge? Well, dear friend, we have found a solution for you! This book was published especially for you, to give you joy, pleasure, good mood and adds a little diversity to your life! The book includes the funniest jokes, stories and other humor, which has already appreciated by many of our readers. This book will not leave you indifferent and will cause you to the best feelings and good emotions. This book contains the most ridiculous and funniest jokes and stories, from the first page, you will feel the positive and enjoyment of jokes. The book contains a great number of different chapters so that it is suitable for all ages and different preferences. Enjoy a pleasant pastime reading the funny and positive book. In this edition you will find the following chapters: Travel Jokes. Treat yourself with funny stories about traveling. Sport jokes. You will find great jokes and stories about sportsmen in this chapter. School jokes. Jokes about school always have been popular and relevant. Enjoy the reading of wonderful, funny jokes. Parents jokes. In this chapter, you will find great jokes about parents, children, and families. Knock Knock jokes Enjoy jokes on such a popular topic. These jokes are intended for both children and adults. This is the most positive book I bought this book for fun. So she lured me so much that now I wear it everywhere with me and as soon as there is a pause or free time I open a book, and enjoy cool jokes- Evan Moore Very funny jokes The book is great!!! I liked it so much that now I take it to work with me and combine a lunch break with reading a few pages of the book. The jokes are really cool. They raise a mood very much!- Freda Hernandez Everyone are delighted with this book I bought this book as a gift to my son, but read it with the whole family. What can I say? The jokes are incredibly cool and funny, and every member of the family found a something that he likes more. In short, all were satisfied and immensely glad - Linda King
Download or read book The Best Jokes 500 Clean and Silly Jokes for Kids 2017 written by Harris Billigon and published by . This book was released on 2017-03-14 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 500 jokes for kids Do you often think how to amuse your child? There is a solution! In this book, you will find a great variety of jokes for children of 5-14 years old. So it will not be drearily for your Kid!There collected a great variety of jokes for kids in this book. While reading this book you will charge with positive for a long time, and the same, of course, will happen to your child?! The main things in our life are children and their good mood, and believe me that you will not wait long for children's good mood! Only reading the first page you will hear your children's laugh, which will be heard throughout the house!The book contains 500 various kids jokes. Present positive and good mood to your baby and watch how he or she will thank you with laugh and happiness! What can be more important?So read and charge with good and warm emotions!In the book you will find such chapters:Animal jokes for kidsОh! It must be the favorite children's jokes, especially if you have a pet at home and your kid adores it, then this theme will be very close for your child!Jokes for preschoolersJokes for children, they'll surely like them very much!Jokes about foodHere are more jokes, this theme is so popular, kids and also adults almost every day joke on this topic! So everyone will like them!Jokes about bodily functionsHere we've collected great jokes about physical special cases of both men and animals. Kids will like this chapter very much! Read and enjoy the time you spend with your child!Incredibly positive book�My kid is 7, he reads not very well so I read it to him, it is hard to describe with words the baby's delight. This leaping laughter echoed through the house and, of course, I raised the mood looking at him. So I advise this book for those who have children! � - Grace HallKind and funny book�A lot of jokes about animals, my little "Why" kid liked them very much � - Helen AllenA great book�I read jokes to my child and did not notice as I was fascinated! Very kind and positive book! I advise this book to everyone!� - Lily Nelson
Download or read book Literally Best Jokes Ever written by Chantelle Grace and published by BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC. This book was released on 2017-08-01 with total page 77 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What does a dentist call his x-rays? Tooth-pics! What did the spider do on the computer? It made a website. The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Literally. Best. Jokes. Ever. Get ready to throw your head back and laugh out loud, because these jokes do not quit! If you think you have literally heard every joke that has ever been told, think again. Literally. Best. Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you holding your side and pleading for the giggles to stop!
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Dad Says Jokes and published by Cassell. This book was released on 2019-05-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of the very best jokes from the hilarious Instagram account @dadsaysjokes - so bad they're good. From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.
Download or read book Laugh Attack written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the joke experts at Highlights, here is the biggest and best joke book for kids ever—jam-packed with more than 1,000 jokes! This 352-page super-sized collection is filled with family-friendly, wholesome, and fun jokes for kids to share with friends, grandparents, and anyone who needs a laugh. With riddles, knock-knocks, tongue twisters, and cartoons, this book will keep kids giggling and grinning, as well as laughing and learning, for hours. This is the perfect gift or stocking stuffer for any kid!
Download or read book Actually Best Jokes Ever written by Chantelle Grace and published by BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC. This book was released on 2017-08-01 with total page 75 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Funniest Knock Knock Jokes Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Portable Press. This book was released on 2017-05-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Giggles, groans, and belly laughs, packed on every page. Kids can't resist sharing jokes (even when you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We've stuffed the pages of this little book with the funniest knock-knock jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. Here's a sampling: Knock, knock. Who's there? Cowsgo. Cowsgo who? No, they don't. Cowsgo MOO! Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked! Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting pirate! Interrup— ARRRRRRRRRR!
Download or read book The Best Jokes 500 Funniest Dirty Jokes for Adults 2017 written by Harris Billigon and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-01-31 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The dirtiest 500 funny jokes for adults Do you want to have fun and charge with the flow of positive? A joke in the company and be the center of attention? Then this book is for you! Here you will find a huge number of jokes for various life situations. In this book, we've collected a variety of jokes for adults. Reading this book you'll charge with positive for a long time and while telling these jokes to your friends, you'll be the hero of the evening and will find yourself in the center of attention! The book includes 500 jokes on various life topics for adults. Reading this book you'll charge with unbelievable positive and while telling those jokes that are listed here to friends and acquaintances you will not notice as you will find yourself in the spotlight and will cheer the whole company! For this, we well-tried collecting the ridiculous situations and jokes about people in one issue. So read and charge with positive! In the book you will find the following sections: Yo Mama! How can it be without jokes about mom? Using these, maybe, little harsh jokes, you can make a humorous response to your abuser, or just not good man! Women jokes! Jokes about women at all times were, are and will be the most popular and topical! Enjoy watching these jokes and have fun! Men Jokes! Similar to jokes about women- jokes about men are not less popular! Enjoy jokes and charge with good mood! Funny Blonde Jokes! In this section, you certainly will have fun with jokes about special people who are different from the rest! Read and spend time having fun! A very positive book Recently stumbled upon this book and after reading a couple of pages I could not tear myself away from it! Bought and never felt sorry about that! Everyone in my family already read this book! Now, at home, we even communicate using some jokes from this edition! So I recommend this book everyone who likes jokes, anecdotes and simply good mood "- Brian Hall Super book "Bought this book and just can't tear myself away from it, everywhere I go I take it with me! Joke with friends, tell jokes from this book and raise them mood! The book is super! " - Antonio Turner An excellent book, all family members enjoyed it "I collect similar books! And all books have its own peculiarities and zest, but this book is perhaps the best of the best in terms of the composition of jokes and funny situations! In my family, I gave it to everyone to read it! All are mesmerized! - Dylan Jenkins
Download or read book Gagged and Bound written by Nick Jones and published by Full Media Ltd. This book was released on 2015-06-15 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gagged and Bound is a riotous, rapid-fire collection of over 500 original gags written by pun-loving jokesmith Nick Jones. With a mixture of witty one-liners, playful puns and dubious dad jokes, coupled with some great visual gags illustrated by Tiffany Sheely, Gagged and Bound will leave you grinning like a maniac – so probably best not to read it while travelling on public transport. "It’s what it says on the tin: a succession of one-liners, puns and dad jokes going at your laughing muscles in a joyously pell-mell, headlong way. It’s irresistible." - The Bookbag "I would recommend this book to anyone looking for a joke book that’s varied and full of easy one-liners." - Reader’s Favorite "This is a very funny book" - Red City Review Jokes include: When I’m in the kitchen with my wife and I ask her for the sieve, she always throws it at me. She’s pass-sieve aggressive. What happens when herbs get into debt? They receive a visit from the bay leaf. Every dog has its day. It’s called International Dog Day. I’ve written a self-help book for people trying to lose weight but it hasn’t been very successful. It’s called Help Yourself.
Download or read book Cheesie Mack Is Running like Crazy written by Steve Cotler and published by Yearling. This book was released on 2014-02-25 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Readers of Diary of a Wimpy Kid will love Cheesie's wacky lists, drawings, and made-up words as he tells the story of the weirdest election in the history of the sixth grade! In his third adventure, Cheesie and his best friend, Georgie, are off to middle school, where there will be lots of new kids and new teachers. Cheesie has a terrific idea--what better way to meet all the new kids than to run for class president? Plus, if he wins, it'll drive his evil older sister nuts! Then Cheesie gets bad news. One of his friends from his old school is also running for president. Cheesie has a tough decision to make, one that could affect his entire middle-school career. Should he bow out and support his friend, or go for the glory?
