Download or read book The Best Ever Book of New Zealander Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-01-30 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of New Zealand jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of New Zealand Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of New Zealand Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one New Zealand joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many New Zealand jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Kiwis wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Kiwi and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Kiwi brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Kiwi who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Kiwis laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of New Zealand Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-01-30 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of New Zealand jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of New Zealand Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Iranian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one New Zealander joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Iranian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do New Zealanders wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an New Zealander and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The New Zealander brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the New Zealander who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do New Zealanders laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Download or read book The Penguin Book of More New Zealand Jokes written by John Barnett and published by . This book was released on 1998-01-01 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes compiled during the two years after the publication of 'The Penguin Book of New Zealand Jokes'. Question and answer jokes, stories, and puzzles are included. In 36 chapters, including standard joke subjects such as medical, religious, gay, Irish, knock knock, and Arthur or Martha. One section is devoted to New Zealand jokes.
Download or read book The Puffin New Zealand Joke Book written by Penguin Group New Zealand, Limited and published by . This book was released on 2002 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new collection of jokes for Kiwi kids. Jokes include: knock-knock jokes, waiter jokes, doctor jokes, elephant jokes and chicken jokes. All joke types are arranged in sections.
Download or read book 501 Great Kiwi Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 2011-06 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laughter is the best medicine, they say, so what better way to support the Cure Kids foundation than with a joke book? Why did the kiwi sit on the clock? So he would be on time! With 500 more hilarious jokes inside, this is a book that will keep Kiwi kids and adults laughing for hours. And what's more, it's homegrown! This joke book is a way to support Cure Kids, the charity that gives children who live with an illness the opportunity to step back and just enjoy life, and funds research into life-threatening childhood illnesses. This joke book embraces Cure Kids' aim to have fun raising funds. Scholastic New Zealand is proud to donate all royalties from sales to this worthy cause.
Download or read book Favourite New Zealand Jokes about Australians written by Katrina Power and published by Penguin Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 85 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Australian cartoonist Stanley Cross once said: 'To create a joke, you first have to have a good laugh and then think backwards.' He must have been talking about Australians when he said this. This highly dangerous book could permanently damage trans-Tasman relations, but let's face it, who really cares? A healthy contempt is the main feature of the New Zealand-Australia relationship, and no one seriously wants that to change.
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written No Joke written by Kathi Wagner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2015-10-27 with total page 367 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2,001 brand new side-splitters that will keep you laughing out loud.
Download or read book Favourite NZ Jokes about Australians written by Katrina Power and published by Penguin Books. This book was released on 2008-05-05 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Australian cartoonist Stanley Cross once said: 'to create a joke, you first have to have a good laugh and then think backwards.' He must have been talking about Australians when he said this.This highly dangerous book could permanently damage trans-Tasman relations, but let's face it, who really cares? A healthy contempt is the main feature of the New Zealand-Australia relationship, and no one seriously wants that to change.
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Download or read book Favourite New Zealand Jokes about Australians written by Penguin Group New Zealand, Limited and published by Raupo. This book was released on 1993-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Penguin Book of New Zealand Jokes written by John Barnett and published by . This book was released on 1996 with total page 261 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes written by Ian Allen and published by Portico. This book was released on 2013-08-08 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!
Download or read book Funny as written by Paul Horan and published by . This book was released on 2019 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Issued with a variety of jacket covers featuring a famous New Zealand comic or comic team.
Download or read book Best Kids Christmas Jokes Ever written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2020-09-22 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ho, ho, ho-larious jokes for kids! This entertaining holiday-themed joke collection will keep kids 6 and up laughing all season long. Curated by the editors at Highlights, Best Kids' Christmas Jokes Ever contains over 500 age-appropriate, hilarious jokes in a variety of types, like riddles, knock-knocks and more. What did the dog say to the Christmas tree? My bark is louder than yours! This humor collection features hundreds of clever jokes as well as hilarious black-and-white cartoons to round out the fun. These wholesome jokes will appeal to kids' sense of humor and are great for sharing at school, play dates or parties. With jokes about Santa, reindeer, Christmas carols and more, kids will amuse themselves—and their friends and family—with this jolly joke book. Joke books encourage kids to read for fun and provide screen-free entertainment for road trips, rainy days and more—a great option for reluctant readers! Plus, sharing jokes with friends and family isn’t just fun; wordplay found in jokes and riddles boosts young readers’ language skills. Telling jokes also helps kids build confidence and social-emotional skills to help them succeed in school.
Download or read book Puffin Kiwi Kids Joke Book written by Gordon Kerr and published by Puffin Books. This book was released on 2006-06 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of hilarious jokes for budding comedians aged 7 10. Get ready for some major belly laughs with this crazy collection of jokes, riddles, and knock-knock jokes.
Download or read book Laugh Out Loud Canadian Jokes written by Stella Partheniou Grasso and published by Scholastic Canada. This book was released on 2017-04-25 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's funny about Canada? Everything! From moose-quitoes to hambonis, slime ministers to Drain Gretzky, this book features hundreds of hilarious -- and downright punny -- Canadian jokes. How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? Take away their little brooms. Where did the zombie go on vacation? Deadmonton. How does a Timbit get around in winter? On doughshoes. Why do Toronto's players always think they're going to win the Stanley Cup? Because they beLeaf in themselves! Originally published as four separate joke books, this mega-edition -- complete with hysterical illustrations -- will keep readers rolling on the floor laughing for hours on end.
Download or read book The Top Secret Undercover Notes of Buttons McGinty written by Rhys Darby and published by Scholastic NZ. This book was released on 2018-10-01 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The shining star of madcap mayhem RHYS DARBY delivers out-of-this-world absurdity with his first hilarious mystery-comedy book for kids! Crack the crazy Morse codes and unleash the action with bogus baddies, a burly bigfoot and McGinty's mission to find his parents, who have been pronounced missing, presumed missing!
