Download or read book Swear Like A Mother Fucking Paramedic written by Swearing Like Swearing Like A Paramedic Coloring Books and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-18 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need a funny gift that is actually fun and relaxing? Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. You can actually give a gift that is fun and will be appreciated! This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, at work, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday gift! Order now for a gift that will be appreciated :)
Download or read book Swearing Like a Motherfucking Paramedic written by Colorful Swearing Dreams and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-07 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GAG GIFT IDEA - SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK FOR GROWN-UPS This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Hilarious Paramedics Related Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where men, women, paramedic, EMS technician, EMT can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! For Adult Only. Cover Soft Silky Matte Cover Size 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 20 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 20 hilarious Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Examples of Cuss Words you can find in this Coloring Book "It Takes a Big Heart to Save Lives of Dipshits" "Your Body is Fine but your Brain is Fucked up" "Patients Call it "Emergency", Paramedics Call it "Zero Fucks Given" "Dear Patient, Admitting you are an Asshole is the First Step" and more! These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for teachers moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY
Download or read book Swear Like a Mother Fucking Paramedic written by Funny Beast Swear Coloring Book and published by . This book was released on 2020-07-12 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SEARCHING FOR THE PERFECT INSPIRATIONAL ADULT COLORING BOOK?This deliciously profane, stress-relieving swear word coloring book has over 26 single-sided designs perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. With illustrations ranging from simple to intricate, this inspirational coloring book will provide hours of fun and relaxation.PROVIDES HOURS OF COLORING FUN, AT HOME, AT WORK, OR WHEN TRYING NOT TO SWEAR OUT LOUD(!).FEATURES:26 High Quality Original Coloring Pages52 Pages, High Quality PaperLarge Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use.Great for a holiday gift!GET YOUR COPY TODAY!
Download or read book Swear Like a Mother Fucking Paramedic written by Zoom Coloring and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-11 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SEARCHING FOR THE PERFECT INSPIRATIONAL ADULT COLORING BOOK? This deliciously profane, stress-relieving swear word coloring book is perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. With illustrations ranging from simple to intricate inspirational coloring book will provide hours of fun and relaxation. PROVIDES HOURS OF COLORING FUN, AT HOME, AT WORK, OR WHEN TRYING NOT TO SWEAR OUT LOUD(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday gift! GET YOUR COPY TODAY!
Download or read book Swear Like a Mother Fucking Paramedic written by Bookish Swear Coloring Book and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-07 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for funny gifts for Adults? This Clean Swear Word Coloring Book is Perfect! This deliciously profane, stress-relieving swear word coloring book is perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. With illustrations ranging from simple to intricate inspirational coloring book will provide hours of fun and relaxation. PROVIDES HOURS OF COLORING FUN, AT HOME, AT WORK, OR WHEN TRYING NOT TO SWEAR OUT LOUD(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday gift! GET YOUR COPY TODAY!
Download or read book This Paramedic Needs A Mother Fucking Drink written by Paramedic Swearing Paramedic Swearing Coloring Books and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-18 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need a funny gift that is actually fun and relaxing? Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. You can actually give a gift that is fun and will be appreciated! This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, at work, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday gift! Order now for a gift that will be appreciated :)
Download or read book Swear Like a Mother Fucking Paramedic written by Nifty Coloring Press and published by . This book was released on 2020-07-13 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for the perfect gift idea for a paramedic and paramedical student in your life? Then, this Swear Words Coloring Book is the perfect gift idea for the paramedic. This is a thoughtful gift for the hardworking paramedic you know for Stress Relief and Relaxation. Get this fun activity Swearing Coloring Book for Adults to fill with your favorite colors, watercolors, colored pencils, crayons, or gel pens. WHY YOU CHOOSE THIS LOVELY COLORING BOOK: Beautiful Illustrations: This coloring book included Unique Illustration Images for immersive fun, relaxation, and stress relief! Perfect for All Skill Levels: It is a perfect coloring book for all ages and skill levels even if you are a beginner. Relaxing Coloring Pages: This incredible paramedic swear coloring book is an effective and fun-filled way to relax and reduce stress. Makes a Perfect Gift: Wonderful stress relieves and Relaxation Gift Ideas who love to color. Get a copy for someone in your life and make them smile. BUY NOW AND START COLORING... Scroll to the Top of the Page and Click Add to Cart Button for Start Coloring, and Relax!
Download or read book This Paramedic Needs A Mother Fucking Drink written by Zoom Coloring Book and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-17 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for the perfect gift idea for a Adults? Then, this Swear Words Coloring Book is the perfect gift idea for the Adultss. This is a thoughtful gift for the hardworking Adults you know for Stress Relief and Relaxation.Get this fun activity Swearing Coloring Book for Adults to fill with your favorite colors, watercolors, colored pencils, crayons, or gel pens. WHY YOU CHOOSE THIS LOVELY COLORING BOOK: 50 Beautiful Illustrations: This coloring book included 50 Unique Illustration Images for immersive fun, relaxation, and stress relief! Perfect for All Skill Levels: It is a perfect coloring book for all ages and skill levels even if you are a beginner. Relaxing Coloring Pages: This incredible swear coloring book is an effective and fun-filled way to relax and reduce stress. Makes a Perfect Gift: Wonderful stress relieves and Relaxation Gift Ideas who love to color. BUY NOW AND START COLORING... Scroll to the Top of the Page and Click Add to Cart Button for Start Coloring, and Relax!
Download or read book Key To His Heart written by Kristina Beck and published by Kristina Beck. This book was released on 2022-07-19 with total page 367 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Key To His Heart is an emotionally gripping, single-parent contemporary romance when the past meets the present. Unconditional love is tested when devastating truths are revealed. Will TJ accept Katrina's confessions, even if they go against everything he believes in? Katrina My best friend is my head. It keeps all of my secrets. Everything I’ve seen and heard in my loveless past makes sense now, and it's led me to TJ. The faceless man I conjured in my mind. The missing puzzle piece. I wasn’t prepared for sparks to fly, filling my life with endless love, comfort, and safety. TJ, Toby, and I are inseparable, like a genuine family. The old me is long gone. Or so I thought. Right after I confess my love to TJ, I tumble into the black hole of hell. My perfect façade begins to crumble, and I can’t mask it anymore. Once TJ sees between the cracks, he’ll leave Toby and me, just like everyone else has. I’m a survivor, but losing him will destroy me. TJ When I love, I love big, and it’s my worst downfall. After I burst through a stranger’s door, Katrina and her newborn son, Toby, are pushed into my world. My hopeful soul whispers to me we’re meant to be together. Can I trust it, though? On the best night of my life, the beautiful woman I gave my heart to isn’t the same one who’s kicking me out of her house right now. My family says it’s just a phase, and I’m trying to be patient. But her unpredictable mixed signals weigh heavily on my chest. Will my heart be shattered into a million pieces again? Katrina owns the key to my heart, and she’s the only one who can unlock it. ***This book was inspired by true events, but takes place in a fictional world and small town. It features a lovable ex-NFL player turned chemistry teacher and a single mom who’s never felt loved. It’s filled with swoony times and sweet baby moments. HEA guaranteed. Sensitive topics are addressed that may be a trigger for some readers. Double POV, first-person present. Keywords: contemporary romance, instalove, single mom, single parent, small town romance, ex-NFL player, chemistry teacher, newborn, lovable hero, parenting, family life, epilepsy, divorce, artist, contemporary romance ebook, women’s romantic fiction, romance novel, inspirational, angsty romance novel, emotionally charged romance book, magical realism, new beginnings, postpartum, acceptance, seizure
Download or read book Man Up written by Ross Mathews and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2013-05-07 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this hilarious and inspirational memoir, Ross Mathews -- best known as "Ross the Intern" from The Tonight Show with Jay Leno -- chronicles his life growing up as an atypical kid in a small Northwestern farm town to living as an atypical adult in Los Angeles, to eventually being his loud, proud, apologetically genuine self on national television. As a young kid growing up in a farm town, Ross Mathews might as well have wished for a pet unicorn or a calorie-free cookie tree to grow in his front yard. Either of those far-fetched fantasies would have been more likely to come true than his real dream: working in television in Hollywood, California. Seriously, that stuff just doesn't happen to people like Ross. But guess what? It totally did. Now, with his first book, Ross takes us inside his journey as a super-fan, revealing the most embarrassing and hilarious moments of his small-town life and big-city adventures. From learning to swear like a hardened trucker to that time in high school when had to face down the most frightening opponent of all (his girlfriend's lady bits), Ross holds nothing back. Oh, then there's his surprisingly shady past involving the cutest pair of plus-sized women's pajama bottoms, deliciously dangerous pot butter, and embezzled sandwiches. And, of course, how he's managed to turn an obsession with pop-culture into one-on-one interactions with celebrities like Gwyneth Paltrow, Tiffani-Amber Theissen, Madonna, Michelle Kwan, and countless more without ever having a single restraining order issued against him. Infused with Ross's trademark humor, unique voice, and total honesty, Man Up! is a mission statement for anyone who doesn't fit the mold. His hasn't been the most traditional way to build a career in Hollywood, but Ross has somehow managed to make his mark without ever compromising who he is. He is as serious about this as he is about Golden Girls trivia: You don't need to change who you are to achieve your dreams (although there's nothing wrong with a makeover every now and then). You just need to Man Up!
Download or read book Paramedic written by Peter Canning and published by Ivy Books. This book was released on 2009-02-04 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this unforgettable, dramatic account of one man's experience as an EMT, Peter Canning relives the nerve-racking seconds that can mean the difference between a patient's death and survival, as Canning struggles to make the right call, dispense the right medication, or keep a patient's heart beating long enough to reach the hospital. As Canning tells his graphic, gripping war stories--of the lives he saved and lost; of the fear, the nightmares, and the constant adrenaline-pumping thrill of action--we come away with an unforgettable portrait of what it means to be a hero.
Download or read book Restaurant Man written by Joe Bastianich and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-07-30 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times Bestselling Book--Great gift for Foodies “The best, funniest, most revealing inside look at the restaurant biz since Anthony Bourdain’s Kitchen Confidential.” —Jay McInerney With a foreword by Mario Batali Joe Bastianich is unquestionably one of the most successful restaurateurs in America—if not the world. So how did a nice Italian boy from Queens turn his passion for food and wine into an empire? In Restaurant Man, Joe charts a remarkable journey that first began in his parents’ neighborhood eatery. Along the way, he shares fascinating stories about his establishments and his superstar chef partners—his mother, Lidia Bastianich, and Mario Batali. Ever since Anthony Bourdain whet literary palates with Kitchen Confidential, restaurant memoirs have been mainstays of the bestseller lists. Serving up equal parts rock ’n’ roll and hard-ass business reality, Restaurant Man is a compelling ragu-to-riches chronicle that foodies and aspiring restauranteurs alike will be hankering to read.
Download or read book Swearing Like a Motherfucking Principal written by Colorful Swearing Dreams and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-16 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GAG GIFT IDEA - SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK FOR GROWN-UPS This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Hilarious Principal Related Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where men, women, principals who can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! FOR ADULT ONLY. Cover Soft Silky Matte Cover Size 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 20 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 20 hilarious Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Examples of Cuss Words you can find in this Coloring Book "It Takes a Big Heart to Deal with Little Dipshits" "Your Heart Knows I'm Right, It's your Brain that's Fucked Up" "Bullies, You Better Pray Motherfuckers" and more! These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for social workers moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY
Download or read book Swearing Like a Motherfucking Librarian written by Colorful Swearing Dreams and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-16 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GAG GIFT IDEA - SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK FOR GROWN-UPS This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Hilarious Librarian Related Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where men, women, librarians who can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! FOR ADULT ONLY. Cover Soft Silky Matte Cover Size 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 20 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 20 hilarious Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Examples of Cuss Words you can find in this Coloring Book "It Takes a Big Heart to Deal with Loud Dipshits" "You're Way Too Dumb as Fuck for this Book" ""Shhhhh" You Shitty Shitface" and more! These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for social workers moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY
Download or read book Paramedic Life written by Paramedic Corp Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-27 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 Gift for Paramedics. In this Adult Coloring book we have put together tons of hilarious and relatable paramedic puns, artworks etc. This makes for the PERFECT gift for any Paramedic. What's Inside... 25 of the Most Hilarious and Relatable Things About Life as a Paramedic Beautiful Abstract Designs with Intricate Details Single sided 8.5" x 11.0" coloring pages allow for the pages to be removed Suitable for markers, felt tips, gel pens, coloring pencils and more due to single sided, removable pages. "I'm a paramedic, what's your superpower?" "Instant paramedic just add coffee" "I can't fix stupid but I can sediate it, paralyze it & Intubate it" Please see the back cover for preview Each page is illustrated with beautiful patterns, swirls, paisleys, mandalas, flowers... color away while letting the steam out. Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this amazing anti-stress therapy. Order now and get started! Being a Paramedic can be extremely stressful so release your stress in the most enjoyable way possible. Get your coloring pencils ready and get started!
Download or read book What Alice Forgot written by Liane Moriarty and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-06-02 with total page 497 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FROM THE #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF BIG LITTLE LIES AND HERE ONE MOMENT A “cheerfully engaging”(Kirkus Reviews) novel for anyone who’s ever asked herself, “How did I get here?” Alice Love is twenty-nine, crazy about her husband, and pregnant with her first child. So imagine Alice’s surprise when she comes to on the floor of a gym (a gym! She HATES the gym) and is whisked off to the hospital where she discovers the honeymoon is truly over—she’s getting divorced, she has three kids, and she’s actually 39 years old. Alice must reconstruct the events of a lost decade, and find out whether it’s possible to reconstruct her life at the same time. She has to figure out why her sister hardly talks to her, and how is it that she’s become one of those super skinny moms with really expensive clothes. Ultimately, Alice must discover whether forgetting is a blessing or a curse, and whether it’s possible to start over...
Download or read book Curse the Names written by Robert Arellano and published by Akashic Books. This book was released on 2011-12-27 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One man sees an atomic apocalypse coming—and tries to warn the world—in this novel with “a sly, Hitchcockian touch”from an Edgar Award finalist (Publishers Weekly). High on a mesa in the mountains of New Mexico, a small town hides a dreadful secret. On a morning very soon there will be an accident that triggers a terrible chain reaction, and the world we know will be wiped out. James Oberhelm, a reporter at Los Alamos National Laboratory, already sees the devastation, like the skin torn off a moment that is yet to be. He believes he can prevent an apocalypse, but first James must escape the devices of a sensuous young blood tech, a lecherous old hippie, a predator in a waking nightmare, and a forsaken adobe house high away in the Sangre de Cristo Mountains whose dark history entwines them all. A massive bomb is ticking beneath the sands of the Southwest, and time is running out to send a warning. James has to find a way to pass along the message—even if it ruins him. “Arellano pulls off the not-inconsiderable feat of making the disintegration of his hero more compelling than the end of the world as we know it.” —Kirkus Reviews “Reads like a top-notch thriller . . . Alternating between the hilarious and the dreamlike, the novel is imbued with the sense of foreboding inherent to Los Alamos’s infamous ‘gift’ to mankind.” —George Mastras, author of Fideli’s Way and writer/producer, Breaking Bad “Nothing in New Mexico has ever been more secret than Los Alamos, the Atomic City, where a diverse group of geniuses built the first atomic bombs and changed the face of the world forever. That’s the setting and premise for this excellent novel by Cuban-American Robert Arellano. Disaster is about to happen and one man can avert it . . . maybe.” —The Globe and Mail (Toronto)
